A little while earlier:Tang San and Oscar were leading a pig faced Fatty to the cafeteria. Mu Bai was in the cafeteria furiously eating by himself when Tang San, Oscar and Fatty walked into the cafeteria.
Mu Bai saw Fatty"s bruised face as he angrily stood up, "What the f.u.c.k! Fatty, who did this to you!?"
Fatty instantly broke down as he fell to his knees crying, "Boss, you must take revenge for me! You have seen how they have beat me up! Even my handsome face is distorted, how will I get girls in the future!"
Oscar snorted, "What handsome face, hurry up and tell us what happened!"
Fatty pulled up a chair as he sobbed, "After training, I went to Sou Tuo City to help my evil fire problem and found a really hot girl inside this tiny brothel. I was just about to call for her, when a vulgar uncle came. He looked about forty, with short hair and a messy look. He called the girl that I wanted when I was calling for her, so I tried to chase him away!"
"And he beat you up?" Mu Bai asked.
"That"s right, I thought he was weak, so I just thought to chase him out, but he turned out to be a Spirit Ancestor. He quickly beat me up and threw me out of the brothel. What was most intolerable was he flicked my d.i.c.k, and said it was tiny! As a man, I couldn"t tolerate this kind of insult, so I got up and fought him again, and I became like this. Boss Dai, Second Brother, Third Brother, you guys have to help me, if not for my strong body rom recent training, I might not even be able to come back!" Fatty looked beaten up emotionally as he was crying while saying everything.
"Only a Spirit Ancestor and he"s already bullying my brother? Fatty, you lead us! We will go check this guy out. Xiao San, Xiao Ao, are you guys going?" Mu Bai was furious, as his pupils started shining in an evil light.
Tang San and Oscar readily agreed as they were also feeling angry for Fatty. With backup, Fatty led the way back to Sou Tuo City to get revenge for his little d.i.c.k.
They quickly reached the red-light district and went into an alley way near the brothel Fatty was beaten. They stayed there to wait for the vulgar uncle called Bu Le to come out, after a couple minutes, he came out and waved to the hosts inside before walking towards the entertainment district.
They were about to follow him when they saw two people walking from the direction of the entertainment district, they seemed to be brother and sister with their silver white hair.
One was a handsome young man who looked to be around 17-18-years-old, His body was built like a warrior, tall and st.u.r.dy, as you could see the defined muscles from areas exposed by his clothes.
He was looking around curiously while gently talking to the person beside him, whenever he looked at her, his expression melted a little.
The other person was an incredibly cute little girl with a fox mask on the side of her head, but the peculiar thing was that she had fox ears that occasionally moved. She closely held the hand of the handsome young man as they walked through the street.
Tang San and the others look at them and exclaimed, "Isn"t that Brother Wulin!"
The tails couldn"t be seen because the two were walking so close together, their bodies blocked the view.
Bu Le also saw the two and looked at the little girl with a l.u.s.tful gaze. He blocked the path of the two before saying, "Little girl, you are so cute! Why don"t you come with this uncle, I will give you some candy and pretty toys!"
Tang San and the others looked at Bu Le with a pitiful gaze, "This idiot…" "Even if you anger the Pope, you can"t anger Wulin…" "He"s dead…" "There are better ways of suicide…"
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Little Jing and I stop and stare at this vulgar uncle. "This f.u.c.king lolicon, trying to lure away my daughter right in front of me! He is begging for death!" I think as I prepare to give him h.e.l.l.
Bu Le changes his gaze to me as he looks at me with contempt, but before he could say anything, I interrupt him, "You are an idiot…"
Bu Le is enraged that I insulted him, "You b.a.s.t.a.r.d! Who are you calling an idiot! Hmph! I was considering letting you go, but now I will beat you and **** your sister in front of you!"
I shake my head and look at him coldly, "She"s not my sister… She"s my daughter."
Bu Le is shocked when I said that Little Jing is my daughter and looked at Little Jing. Little Jing looked at Bu Le and used her Pitiful Gaze, "Uncle, please don"t hurt my daddy!"
Caught unprepared, Bu Le was instantly stunned by her Pitiful Gaze. He thought she would have just awoken her Spirit but didn"t know she was already 13-years-old and a Spirit Elder.
I didn"t give him any time to break out of the stun as I got close to him before using the Controlling Crane Catching Dragon Technique. Using the grappling techniques, I started dislocating all the joints in his arms and legs.
It only took me a couple seconds to dislocate them all, I also pressed on a couple pressure points to make him unable to move.
Bu Le woke up from the pain of having his joints dislocated and started screaming. People looked over, but I just used my Illusion Ice Transformation to show a standard 9 Spirit Rings with optimal configuration, causing everyone to quickly look away in fear.
Bu Le also saw the Spirit Rings as he stopped screaming instantly. His face pales as he barely made out the words, "Ti… t.i.tled… Douluo…"
I keep my eyes on him as I mockingly ask, "Who"s the idiot?"
"Me! I am the idiot, please spare me!" Bu Le was crying and I could see his pants become wet as he p.i.s.sed himself. This idiot, he is so pathetic, not even worth killing...
I summon my Yin Ice Staff and turn one of its ends to be a small and sharp needle. I poke it into a couple locations in Bu Le"s body as I channel my Spirit Power into his body.
I completely ruptured the acupoints that govern his conception vessel, making him become impotent.
Once I retract my Staff, I look at him, "That will help you learn your lesson in the future…"
He can"t move his body, but if he could, Bu Le would probably be kowtowing on the ground, "Yes! Sir t.i.tled Douluo! Thank you for helping me!"
I smile a little, "This guy truly is an idiot, I made him completely impotent and yet he is thanking me for it. Unless he can heal his acupoints he will never be able to have s.e.x again, and medicine in this world is not advanced far enough to have in depth knowledge about the human body."
Bu Le thought I was smiling at him because he thanked me and continued to praise me. I ignored him before taking Little Jing"s hand and walking back to Shrek Academy.
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Bu Le wanted me to help put his joints back in place but didn"t dare to ask in case it displeased me, so he waited until I was out of sight before yelling, "Hey! Somebody, come and help me up! I am a Spirit Ancestor, I will pay you!"
n.o.body dared to even look at him since he angered a t.i.tled Douluo and just continued to walk away from him. Suddenly, someone appeared in front of him.
Bu Le was relieved as he said, "Thank you, I will pay you handsomely. Now, come, help me up!"
Unfortunately, what he got wasn"t a hand, but a foot. His head was stomped into the ground a couple times, Bu Le was disoriented as he looked up at the culprit.
He saw a familiar fat face that still has some bruises. Bu Le recognised it as the little Fatty he beat up and threw out of the brothel earlier today.
Fatty stomped on his chest, breaking a couple bones as he angrily said, "You beat me earlier! You said I had a tiny d.i.c.k! Alright!"
Bu Le looked at Fatty in fear, but Fatty just looked at him maliciously as he laughed, "Strange Uncle, didn"t you say I had a small p.e.c.k.e.r? Fine! I will let yours become a roast chicken!"
Fatty pointed his hand towards Bu Le"s lower body as he summoned his Evil Flames, the flames shot out and covered Bu Le"s lower regions, completely burning it. Bu Le let out a blood curdling scream before pa.s.sing out from the pain.
Fatty had a satisfied look on his face before spitting on Bu Le and walking away. Tang San and the others looked at Bu Le sympathetically as Oscar said, "A woman has been born today…"
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I soon arrive at Shrek Academy with Little Jing and go straight to our cottage. The rest of the girls are already there waiting for us, as we go to bed.
A couple days pa.s.s and I am on my final date with all the girls. Every day, I would stroll through the market to see if there are any hidden treasures, thanks to all the time I have in the Immortal Realm, I have read many books and have plenty of information about rare plants and items.
Today, I was walking around the market with the girls playing around me before my eyes were caught by a specific stall. On the bench of that stall was a flower that seemed to be drying up. It had 8 petals on it that seemed to be wrinkly and its roots were shrunken.
Although it was dying, I could instantly tell what it was, A flower of Life! I was actually able to find a Flower of Life in this place, and an 8 leaved Flower as well!
The Flower of Life is named as such because it boosts the life of plants and increases the growth rate of all plants around it.
For every petal it has, it improves the growth of plants by 1 time. This Flower of Life has 8 petals, so it should increase plant growth by 8 times. A flower of Life increases by one petal every 100 years, so it should be around 800 years old.
Looking at the stall, there are a couple more plants that look pretty healthy, so the merchant probably plucked all the plants near it, not knowing what they were.
I quickly go to the merchant and buy the Flower of Life from him before storing it in my Immortal Realm.
In the Immortal Realm, plants already grow at 25 times the rate they would grow outside, because of the abundant Spirit Power and the time difference.
The Flower of Life should be able to grow its tenth petal in 8 years according to that rate, but the Immortal Realm will upgrade for every Spirit Ring I gain, so it will take a lot less time.
There wasn"t anything else noteworthy that happened in our date and we went back to the academy after some fun.
The next day, all of the girls went shopping while us boys done our own thing. Today, I will be making the straw hats for all of us.
I have been growing crops since I got the Immortal Realm, so the wheat plants are all over 200-years-old, but they haven"t awakened their intelligence to become Spirit Beasts.
Sometimes, I can"t harvest the crops, so they get wasted, maybe I should capture some weak Spirit Beasts that naturally tend to the crops, like some rich farmers do.
The straw harvested from the wheat crops are strong like iron, but as light as a feather due to the abundant Spirit Power feeding into them.
I pull out some straw and begin weaving the hats, it only took an hour for me to make 11 conical shaped hats for all of us, I even made little ear holes for Little Jing"s fox ears.
After I am finished, I rush to Sou Tuo City and buy some weak Spirit Beasts to tend to my crops.
I bought a 10-year-old rice plant that grew arms and legs, they are a harmless species of Spirit Beast who never attack humans. It is in their nature to grow crops and they spend all their day in the fields tending to the plants in place of farmers.
Only rich farmers are able to buy them though, because they eat some of the crops as payment, so people with small farms will lose most of their crops if they buy one.
I send it to my Immortal Realm where it lets out a happy shriek. The plants in my Immortal Realm are much better than those outside, and it can grow much faster inside, so it is very happy as it runs to take care of my crops.
I go back to the academy and head to the cafeteria, where I meet Fatty, Oscar, and Mu Bai. I sit down with them while we wait for the others to come back.
Soon, the girls come back laughing and chatting with each other before sitting in their usual seats, or lap in Little Jing"s case.
Next, Tang San walks in while looking tired, he has been forging most of the time and only coming out to eat and train with us in the morning.
Tang San gets our attention as he has a smile on his face, "Everyone, I have completed our attire!" He pulls out a cloak from his storage belt and drapes it on.
Because I gave him the design, it looks eerily similar to the Akatsuki cloak, hiding the entire body except for the nose and above.
The cloak has beautiful blue lotuses decorating the cloak, they seem to pop out of the cloak and give an otherworldly feel.
The others have an ecstatic look on their faces as they jump up and surround Tang San, they felt the cloak and realised it is very smooth and comfortable.
"It is made from the Silk of a 5000-year-old Spider Spirit Beast and has some resistance to elemental attacks while being incredibly tough to damage. Because of the material, it can open holes wherever it is needed, so if I use my external Spirit Bone, it will just spread open instead of tearing it up." Tang San explains the cloak to us.
He pulls out a cloak for all of us as we put them on. I poke a hole in the back of mine using my tail, so that it doesn"t restrict me, and Little Jing also does the same.
I also take out the Straw hats and give them to everyone, we put them on before standing in a line while I summon a mirror in front of us.
Inside the mirror, we can see a group of people who give off an air of mystery. Nothing about us is visible except for our noses.
No information could be found about our group except for some genders, because the girls except for Little Jing have b.r.e.a.s.t.s that push against the cloak, especially Little Yue and Qing"er who are the biggest.