Dragon Ball: Altered Time

When Roshi saw him he said, "To train under me you have to find a beautiful woman"

However Goku did not anything rather he was waiting for Krillin to arrive on his Kayak, and a day pa.s.sed Goku saw Krillin was stuck in the sand, rather his head was.

Goku pulled him out and said, "Hi my names Son Goku, what"s yours" Krillin then dusted himself and said, "oh my names Krillin I"m from the Orin Temple, I"ve come here to train under the great Muten Roshi Sama" Roshi soon came out and said he won"t accept any disciples Goku is his last one, however Krillin bribes Master with some of his luggage, (p.o.r.no magazines) Master Roshi started to spout blood from his nose and said , "alright I"ll accept you two only if you bring me back a pretty woman", he started winking his eyes as if we understood.

Goku and Krillin then use the Flying Nimbus looking for a pretty woman. (Krillin can"t ride on the cloud (he can"t restrain his perverse thoughts like Goku) , so he travels on Goku"s back). Finally, they find a blonde bank robber named Launch, that mysteriously transforms into a kind, blue-haired girl when she sneezes.

When they brought back Launch, Master Roshi started training the two. They both started to wake up every day at 4 AM for milk deliveries they even had to go through hundreds of steps to go to where the monks live to deliver the vegetables, they also had to swim in a shark-infested lake, plow a farmer"s field with only their bare hands.

Finally after all this their training begun,the first day of training: Master Roshi threw a stone into a huge forest, and charged Goku and Krillin with finding it Goku easily found it as he used his nose to smell Master Roshi"s scent.

In the end both Goku and Krillin fought each other with Goku lowering his battle power to match that of Krillin"s in the end of the battle Goku pasted the Normal Saiyan bloodline to Krillin and also gave him The Mastered Tail as well as the Mastered Oozaru Transformation skills, however just like Yamcha he Fainted for 1.5 hours, while this was happening Krillin"s hair started to rapidly grow (Looks like his DBS hairstyle where he"s a Police Officer) and whenever he parted the hair it went back into its original position his old layer of skin also peeled off and he grew a tail exactly like Goku"s, also his height started to increase until it hit 5 foot 6.

After 1.5 hours had pa.s.sed by Krillin woke up and noticed his differences he couldn"t really control his bod as he hadn"t adjusted to his height, he felt something on his head and saw it was onyx black coloured hair and found that he got a new limb yet could control it like he was born with it, "What"s happened to me when did I get this tall and why do I have a tail similar to Goku"s" he soon saw that someone was staring at him he found it was Goku and so he questioned him about this Goku replied, "I don"t know what happened Krillin but you seemed to have fainted and you started to evolve or something, we"ll talk about this later come let"s go back to Master Roshi"

With that I grabbed his shoulder and used My Scream Portal ability(From Majin Buu Bloodline): The user uses their Qi and cuts a hole in the air to form a portal using their Voice while Screaming.

Anyway on the other side of the portal was Kame Island and we both stepped into it "boom" we were in Kame Island just like that this Abilityis really overpowered.

8 Month Time-skip: in these 8 months me and Krillin became the best of friends due to both our interests in martial arts as well as that we both seemed to be of the same race and also because we both had huge appet.i.tes

In the first week I had already learnt the Kame-Style Martial Arts due to instant Mastery it took Krillin a month however.

And soon I taught him how to use his Qi energy manipulation, converting Qi into Elements etc. We both were now Ready for the Budokai my BP had increased to 560 thousand as I was focusing more on my techniques and helping Krillin than actually Training so far Krillin"s BP was now 200 he had improved a lot from 15 BP I never let him use the Gravity Bracelet as he"d become too strong and he wouldn"t find the Budokai to be challenging.

And also in between training I teleported to West City and met Bulma taught her some more skills and also had some dates with her, we went out bought clothes, watched movies at the theater and had dinner together, it was the first time I"d done these things with another person but it was quite fun we both had a few similar interests and her BP had risen to 500 due to her Majin Buu Bloodline

However it was only 500 as she had yet to start training , The Bloodline also changed her features making her look like a Majin Buu version Of Bulma (like Android 21). I met Professor Briefs and Bulma"s mom she looked like she was Bulma"s sister or something she didn"t look old at all and I also heard that Bulma had a sister called Tights who was exploring the universe with Some guy called Jaco.

Me and Krillin got ready In our suits they were both black with a fedora in each of our heads

Launch and Master Roshi had also gotten ready, however he tried to peek at Launch while she was changing and she suddenly felt some wind in her nose "achoo" she turned into a Super Saiyan! ... umm I mean she became Blonde Launch and she suddenly had an Uzi in her hand shooting up Master Roshi who tried to escape after a while she became Blue Launch and we were ready to go however Master Roshi had quite a few b.u.mps on his head. I had turned 12 this year, I can"t believe a years gone just like that.

We went through the airport and into the Plane through the windows I could see just how different my previous life"s earth was compared to this, finally we arrived at Papaya Island, while we were going through the entrance to register we found Yamcha, Oolong, Puar and Bulma waiting for us, we all talked for a bit before the preliminaries began I could feel that Yamcha had become much stronger and I could tell he had motivation to surpa.s.s me, meaning he will probably be the Finalist against me meaning the semi finals will be dominated by Krillin and Master Roshi

Master Roshi"s BP: 139

Krillin"s BP: 200

Yamcha"s BP: 458

Goku"s BP: 560k

The preliminaries began and Krillin quickly beat up the ones who bullied him at Orin Temple he seemed to no longer be afraid and was determined to become stronger so that he could defeat me, the same for Yamcha all his opponents were thrown out by a single Futon:Wolf-Fang-Fist his opponents couldn"t even touch him. Master Roshi had dressed up as Jackie Chun to educate Me and Krillin that,

"In this world there is always someone higher than the highest" meaning we shouldn"t become complacent due to me and Krillin hiding our Qi he thought he was stronger than us.

The first match was Krillin versus Bacterian, the smelliest fighter in the world, the only way he won way by using his filth to disgust his enemies into forfeiting, Bacterian had also never bathed since he was born.

Bacterian"s BP was only 43 meaning Krillin could end this any time he wanted, however Krillin was distracted by Bacterian"s stench

So he never figured out the power difference between them. Krillin was on the defensive blocking each punch and kick of Bacterian, but Bacterian hits him with his foul breath that was more worse than the smell of Human c.r.a.p timed by 10.

Bacterian then rubbed his hands on his crotch and punches Krillin with it soon enough Bacterian has Krillin cornered, but Krillin finds an opening under Bacterian"s feet unfortunately for him Bacterian literally sat upon Krillin and kept an jumping up and down on Krillin"s body.

However Krillin escapes as he is much faster than Bacterian, due to this Bacterian lays upon the world the most terrifying fart known to man, the smell is so powerful that the Budokai Announcer and everyone around the ring have to stop what their doing and put on gas masks, Krillin completely lets go of Bacterian.

Sighing in relief, Bacterian sits with full force on Krillin, with his large b.u.t.t on his Krillin"s face, causing Krillin to moan in agony,

Suddenly Goku screamed out loud, "Krillin you don"t have a nose, what are you doing you can easily defeat this weakling"

Krillin remembering he has no nose swiftly defeats Bacterian and moves onto the semifinals.

The next match was Yamcha versus Giran

Determined to finish this fast, Yamcha launches a powerful offense against Giran bulldozing Giran completely however when Yamcha was about to throw Giran of the stage Giran quickly used his Merry-Go-Round-gum on Yamcha, he binded him and was about to throw him off the stage until Yamcha broke out of the Gum with pure physical strength and downed Giran in one punch.

Merry-Go-Round-Gum: The user shoots go-go gum out of his mouth which then fly towards the target and wrap around it. It is very tight, similar to a straight jacket; if encased in it, the only way out is to break it with brute strength.

The third match was Jackie Chun vs Nam:

They were quite even as Jackie had 110 BP and Nam had 94 BP. Master Roshi had used his telepathy to see Nam"s memories and found that he came so he could win the prize money and buy water for his village due to a drought occurring there. Nam started first and immediately lunged toward Jackie and started punching and kicking him his attacks had all connected successfully due to this Jackie was downed by Nam. However he got up before Nam could connect another series of attacks on him. Jackie thought , "hmm, he"s much stronger than I thought, i shouldn"t put my guard down any longer"

Jackie and Nam both clashed again and again ,they both felt they were somewhat evenly matched, both started to attack with barrages of kicks and punches at each other going from one side to the other blocking and dodging was seen by the audience as they could feel how truly strong the two down below were.

The announcer started to jump around excitedly and commentated about how fluid and solid each punch and kick was and the amount of power in each kick and punch, the audience went wild as this was the first fight where both fighters fought evenly without one getting kicked of the stadium too quickly.

The fight carried on however due to Jackie"s experience he slowly destroyed Nam bit by bit
with his small blows that added up in due time, Nam tried his best to defend against the oncoming onslaught that Jackie rained down upon him however this did not work and soon Nam was bested, Jackie Chun had just won.

The final match was Son Goku versus Ranfan:

Ranfan had a battle power of only 34, and she only won her fights by seducing the opponent

and by using her feminine features when ever her opponents attack she starts crying and while they are unguarded she throws them off the arena, her ace in the hole is stripping to her underwear so that the opponent doesn"t attack and so she can sneak attack easily winning the match.

This match was the shortest as all Goku did was use a Kiai from his palm and Ranfan fell down as if she was. .h.i.t by a gust of wind.