Chapter 422: Ling Yun’s b.u.t.terfly Effect! Nice to Meet You, Deskie!
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
“G.o.d! It’s Ling Yun and Ning Lingyu!”
“d.a.m.n, it’s really Ling Yun, he’s back! The idol is back!”
“Hurry, hurry, make a call and tell my deskie that Ling Yun’s back! Our idol is back!”
“The idol’s here! I want to get a signature from him!”
“Ling Yun, I love you!”
…
Right now, it was when the most number of students arrived at school. Once Ling Yun and Ning Lingyu appeared at the entrance, it created an uproar. Everyone was discussing them. Turning to one another to gossip, some female students even thoughtlessly ran toward Ling Yun!
Ling Yun nearly ran away after seeing the students’ crazy behavior around him. Slightly stunned, he thought that this was simply unbelievable.
“Brother, you’re definitely the most popular person in school right now. My cla.s.smate told me yesterday. At first, I didn’t believe her, but she told me to search online, and it’s true…”
Seeing Ling Yun’s shocked expression, she giggled while she said this.
Ling Yun mumbled, “But this is too much, right?”
From afar, there was an obese female student with hair as messy as a bird’s nest. The blush on her cheeks was so thick that she looked like a monkey’s b.u.t.t. With unkempt brows, she was even digging her nostrils. Every step she ran caused the fat on her body to jiggle violently. Her entire appearance was even more grotesque than his past self.
All of that wasn’t important. The most important thing was that she was rus.h.i.+ng madly towards Ling Yun without care for her life. She shouted loudly, “Ling Yun, I love you!”
“Oh my G.o.d!” All color drained from Ling Yun’s face. He was about to lift his leg and kick her far away into the clouds!
“Lingyu, head to cla.s.s on your own, I’ll be leaving first!” Finis.h.i.+ng his words, he didn’t even care about Ning Lingyu’s response. Using his Dragon Fish Phantom Ability, Ling Yun increased his abilities to their limits as he disappeared from the spot!
Ling Yun arrived at a small forest as he wiped the cold sweat off his forehead. He shook his head in an attempt to calm his wits as he said fearfully, “Thank G.o.d I didn’t have breakfast this morning. Otherwise, I would have puked. This is truly a situation where a person fears becoming too popular while a pig is afraid of gaining muscle. This is really horrible, truly a disaster!”
Right now, many beauties were at Ling Yun’s side. He had a great night with G.o.ddess Lin yesterday. After that, he met the stunning G.o.ddesses, Qin Dongxue and Ning Lingyu. Seeing such a “gem” appear out of nowhere, his heart really couldn’t stand such stimulation.
“Hopefully this will die down after a while. d.a.m.n, if only I knew how to use my skills to turn invisible. Sadly, I can only do that when my Physique Tempering hits Stage Seven or above…”
Ling Yun complained in a perplexed manner. He began walking through hidden paths to look for less populated places to get to cla.s.s.
“Ning Er told me something huge happened in school. I’d better ask Zhang Ling today to find out what’s going on.”
Ling Yun quickly made it to the front of the school. Without using his abilities, he made his way up the stairs with a regular person’s speed and headed straight for Grade 12 Cla.s.s 6.
After he arrived, Ling Yun didn’t even spare another look at the students standing at the entrance. In a flash, he rushed into the cla.s.sroom before halting in his steps and stabilizing himself.
Sweeping his gaze across the cla.s.sroom, he realized that most of the students were there. Even Miao Xiaomiao was in her seat. Only Zhang Ling wasn’t there yet.
“d.a.m.n… isn’t that Ling Yun?”
“Ling Yun’s really back!”
“A round of applause!”
It was unclear who began shouting first, but all the students except Miao Xiaomiao stood up and warmly applauded Ling Yun’s return. In an instant, the atmosphere in the cla.s.sroom became heated!
“Hurry up and return to cla.s.s, the person who just returned is Ling Yun. He’s back!” The students in the corridor heard the commotion in the cla.s.sroom. Rus.h.i.+ng in from the corridor, they surrounded Ling Yun instantly!
“Brother Ling! You’re truly an idol. I’ve been waiting for you all this time. You’re finally back in cla.s.s, you’d better give me a hundred signatures. I’m going to brag about you!”
Gu Yuanlong rushed straight to Ling Yun after he entered the cla.s.sroom. Grabbing onto his hands, Gu Yuanlong began flattering him immediately!
“Brother Ling, after you destroyed the demolition office, you took down two mansions consecutively and even stepped all over the Director of the Public Security Bureau. You’re amazing! Hot! Suave! Haha!” Even Sha Guoxin, who didn’t like to talk much, began to compliment him continuously.
“d.a.m.n, Ling Yun, you’re finally back. If you refused to return, I’d be bugged to death by everyone else already!” At a height of 190cm, Ling Yun’s old deskmate, Zhang Dong, pat Ling Yun’s shoulder as he complained.
Ling Yun shook his head exasperatedly. How could his cla.s.s be like this as well? This wouldn’t do. He had to find a way to talk to his form teacher and aunt. If this continued, he wouldn’t be able to attend cla.s.s at all.
“Move, move, I want to go to my seat and study…” Seeing the students around him increase gradually, especially the numerous female students who were shooting him flirty looks, Ling Yun couldn’t take it anymore. He began pus.h.i.+ng his way to his seat.
Finally getting to his seat, Ling Yun turned to the students who had surrounded him once more and clasped his hands into a praying gesture. He said, “All of you, let’s talk again in the future. Why don’t you give me some s.p.a.ce to breathe for now?”
Zhang Dong was standing furthest in the front. Pointing proudly to Ling Yun’s side, he gestured for Ling Yun to look out as he said, “Since we’re cla.s.smates, of course I can do that for you. But what about those people outside?”
Ling Yun unintentionally looked toward the direction he pointed. G.o.d, there were even more people outside the window! Lots of people crowded together, and he could only see their heads. Everyone was pus.h.i.+ng each other to move forward while they opened their eyes wide, grasping at the windows to get a good look at Ling Yun, afraid they wouldn’t be able to get a glimpse of him.
If it were because of something else, Ling Yun would have gotten angry. However, all of them were his schoolmates. Furthermore, they were here to meet him. Knowing that, there was no way Ling Yun could get angry at them.
He let out a sigh as he turned to his cla.s.smates and said, “Since I’m here for cla.s.s, I’m not going anywhere else. How about you guys return to what you were doing? Zhang Dong, you sit here!”
Lifting his arm, Ling Yun pulled Zhang Dong to him directly, gesturing for him to sit in Cao Shanshan’s seat. Nodding at the window outside, he asked, “What’s going on here?”
Zhang Dong chuckled as he said, “What’s going on? Ling Yun, you’re one of the most popular people around now, and not just at school. I’ll tell you this… This Sat.u.r.day, I heard that some school beauties from Grade 10 and 11 are coming to meet you. One of them even swore to win you over. You can just wait and enjoy…”
That can’t be, right? Grade 10 and 11… what does it have to do with them? Ling Yun was speechless. He was going to take Little White to Turtle Island for her tribulation. How could he just leave her be?
Last night, he had a great time with Lin Menghan. Right now, it was time for their honeymoon phase. None of the school beauties would be a match for the fairy in his house!
Even if he couldn’t have her, just meeting her to talk was enough to acknowledge her refined beauty. What was the use of dealing with those little girls?
“Thanks to you, I’m famous too. Everyone has been asking me about you all day, every day. If I don’t make it to university, I’ll go to your house and cry!”
Zhang Dong had been hara.s.sed non-stop for the past two days. It seemed like he couldn’t take it anymore as he began to complain endlessly.
Ling Yun chuckled. “Go ahead, eat all you want and stay all you want. When the time comes, don’t tell me you can’t find your tears anymore!”
Ling Yun and Zhang Dong began to chat. However, his eyes kept darting to Miao Xiaomiao. He felt that he needed to have a proper conversation with Miao Xiaomiao.
Ling Yun had agreed to Miracle Doctor Xue’s request. He had to find a way to help him reconcile his relations.h.i.+p with Miao Fenghuang. This was something he had to deal with by talking to Miao Xiaomiao.
On the night of the Qingming Festival, Miao Xiaomiao rushed to support him together with Little Gold. The two of them worked together to defeat Head Priest Liu Deming. Until the three experts from the a.s.sa.s.sins Organization appeared, they refused to stand down. They had sworn to die together with Ling Yun. As such, Ling Yun thought highly of Miao Xiaomiao.
He had helped Miao Xiaomiao with internal cleansing too. Similarly, he left some Xiantian True Qi in her body as well. Furthermore, he had transfused quite a large amount. Right now, Miao Xiaomiao had already broken through Houtian Realm Level Seven, reaching the pinnacle of Houtian Realm Level Seven. Her caliber was now better than a genius’.
Even though Ling Yun had wiped all memories of the Emperor Brush from Miao Xiaomiao, he hadn’t erased her memories of their fight together. There was no need for that.
“Zhang Dong, was there anyone who was looking for me these past few days?” Ling Yun asked casually.
Zhang Dong replied while laughing, “Of course, those people out there shouting your name right now, they’ve been searching for you every day…”
Furrowing his brow, Ling Yun glared at Zhang Dong. “I meant other than these people!”
Laughing, Zhang Dong said, “Yeah, there were two — two women, in fact…”
Hearing this, Ling Yun was a little speechless. Was he at the spring of his youth? Why were there so many women looking for him?
He said in a deep voice, “Which two?”
Zhang Dong laughed. “Don’t act like such a good kid after you’ve got some great stuff. One was here to look for you before, the beautiful city girl who gave you a Maserati. The other is the female boss from the Speedy Internet Cafe…”
Ling Yun nodded silently. The first one must have been Tianxi Pavilion’s Murong Feixue, but who was the other woman?
“Speedy Internet Cafe’s female boss? Why is she looking for me?” Ling Yun knew that most of his memories had disappeared. He was afraid of making another wrong move. So, he asked this cautiously.
Zhang Dong stared at Ling Yun as if he had seen a living ghost. That gaze seemed like he had seen a fool. “Ling Yun, don’t tell me that now that you have it all, you’ve forgotten completely about that money and her?”
Ling Yun said nothing, his expression only told Zhang Dong to continue talking.
Zhang Dong continued, “Last month, you missed cla.s.ses nearly every day. You were working at her internet cafe for the entire month. Don’t you want your pay?”
“I’ll ask you again, was there something going on between you and that lady boss? When she came to deliver your pay and couldn’t find you, she seemed so sad and dejected…”
Ling Yun said exasperatedly, “I think you’re the one with something going on with that lady boss. Stop treating every woman like they’re mine. Next time, if she comes looking for me again, tell her that I don’t want the pay!”
“Then, what if I keep that money for you?” Zhang Dong said cheekily.
“Do whatever you want!” Ling Yun didn’t care.
“I already thought that through for you. However, she insisted on giving the money to you personally.” Zhang Dong pouted as he revealed an exasperated expression.
Suddenly, the cla.s.sroom fell quiet. Following that, a familiar fragrance wafted into the air. Sniffing, Ling Yun lifted his head with a strange look. Then, he spotted Long Wu.
Ling Yun’s jaw dropped immediately, and he stared straight at her!
Wh-why was Long Wu in his cla.s.sroom?
Long Wu wore her usual figure-hugging strapless top with denim hot-pants. The only difference was that the top was a different color today. As usual, her stunning features, beautiful b.r.e.a.s.t.s, and long legs showcased the hotness of a youth’s beauty!
Walking to Cao Shanshan’s seat, she looked at Ling Yun dryly. Without telling Zhang Dong to move aside, she continued standing there like that. She smiled as she watched Ling Yun and Zhang Dong’s antics patiently.
Right now, the entire Grade 12 Cla.s.s 6 knew that Long Wu was Green Dragon Boss’ daughter. Seeing that Long Wu was here, Zhang Dong immediately shot a look at Ling Yun. Taking the initiative to move away on his own, he nodded to Long Wu before returning to his seat.
Long Wu was expressionless while her slender waist gave off a refres.h.i.+ng scent. Turning her body, she sat straight down in Cao Shanshan’s seat. Then, she pulled out a foreign fas.h.i.+on magazine and began reading it.
Ling Yun was completely stunned. How could Long Wu be so arrogant?
“Hey, if you have something to do here, just tell me. Otherwise, hurry up and leave. Don’t disturb the cla.s.s!” Ling Yun stared at Long Wu for a long time before telling her to leave.
Long Wu flipped her luscious black hair as she tilted her head to look at Ling Yun. Her full, s.e.xy lips pouted a little as she smiled. “Nice to meet you, deskie, I’m new here. Please take good care of me!”
Nice to meet you, deskie? Nuts, this is absolutely crazy! The world must have been spinning off its axis!
Cao Shanshan had left and had yet to return. However, Long Wu joined his cla.s.s out of the blue. Now, she was even in Cao Shanshan’s seat!
“I have to say, this lawyer who already has her Masters… did you think that it would be fun to come to school to play?”
Ignoring all of his cla.s.smates’ curious gazes, Ling Yun took two breaths of Long Wu’s thick scent as he said that plainly.
“Of course it is. I want to get into Yanjing University. I paid a tuition fee to come to school to learn. Am I not allowed to?”
Long Wu laughed sweetly with an expression that said, what can you possibly do to me?
Ling Yun wanted to award Long Wu with yet another slap, but he thought twice. He still had to ask her for another favor. That being the case, he could only put on a smile.
“Of course, of course. Welcome, you have my warmest welcome…” Ling Yun clapped lightly, but his heart was thinking about how he should deal with Qingyun Productions.
With an actual lawyer here, she was the perfect candidate to deal with the matter.
However, Ling Yun was in no rush either. He didn’t talk about this matter immediately. Instead, he brought up something else.
“Hey, is Uncle Long doing well now? How are the two people I asked Green Dragon to take care of?”
Long Wu laughed dryly. “So, are you asking about my father or those two pieces of garbage?”
“My father is doing great. As for Green Dragon, don’t ask me. I’ve never interfered in any of their matters before.”
Ling Yun was a little upset. He wanted to ask more, but he saw a familiar figure rush in from the cla.s.sroom doors. Immediately, his face broke into a smile.
Zhang Ling was completely out of breath. Once she came into the cla.s.sroom, she turned in Ling Yun’s direction. After confirming that it was really him, her eyes immediately revealed overflowing surprise!
“Ling Yun!”