"The young lady with the water-jug appears to be suffering from a p.r.o.nounced gumboil, and is evidently utterly bored with her task of acting as barmaid to the camels; which latter, be it stated, are certainly but distantly related, if at all, to the honourable family of that name as represented in our Zoological Gardens.
"Indeed, we have it on good authority that a formal protest will shortly be lodged by the family in question against the unrightful adoption of a distinguished name by these monstrosities; the dromedaries, too, albeit less directly concerned, are anxious to disclaim any relationship.
"As for the setting, it must be admitted that the sky is undoubtedly as blue as anyone could wish, while cactus and cabbage grow luxuriantly about the hoofs of the so-called camels.
"Such unfettered and original humour is rare in Norwegian art; we are more accustomed to works of serious and mystic significance from that quarter. Presumably, the painting in question represents a new school, and we can only congratulate the country on the possession of so promising a young artist."
William turned very pale as he read. Then, taking up the bundle of papers, he thrust the whole collection into the stove, and began nervously walking up and down.
An hour later he went downstairs to the office, and took his seat at the desk, opposite Miss Rantzau.
Just then Holm entered from the shop. He made no remarks, but put on his coat and went down to the waterside, where he found Bramsen sitting in a corner, looking troubled and unhappy.
"Why, what"s the matter, Bramsen?"
"Oh, Lord, everything"s going contrariwise, it seems."
"Why, what"s happened?"
"Well, there"s Andrine gone and joined the Salvation Army, with a hat like _that_!" And he made a descriptive motion of his hands to his ears.
"The devil she has!"
"Ay, you may well say that. Downhill"s better than up, as the man said when he fell over the cliff. But," and he sighed, "it never rains but it pours. Amande"s gone and got laid up too."
"Amande? Poor child! What"s wrong with her?"
"Doctor says she"s got tulips or something in her ears."
"Polypi, I suppose you mean."
"Well, something of that sort, anyway."
"Sorry to hear that, Bramsen. And I"d just come down to tell you how splendid I was feeling myself; haven"t been so happy for years. What do you think! William"s started work at the office, and Marie"s given up the singing business. Isn"t that a surprise?"
"Ay, that it is. Never have thought it--as the old maid said when a young man kissed her on the stairs. I"m glad to hear it, though--they"ve been pretty average troublesome up to now."
"I should say so. Well, let"s hope Andrine will come to her senses as well, after a bit."
"She must have got it pretty badly, I tell you, Knut. Why, only this morning if she didn"t hand me over the savings-bank book, said she"d given up all thoughts of worldly mammon for good." And Bramsen drew out the book from his pocket.
"What do you say to that, 130, 16s. 2d. She must have been a wonder to put by all that."
"You"re right there, Bramsen; she must be a born manager."
"And now I"m going to try a steamboat. There"s one I know of that"s for sale, the _Patriot_, and I believe it"s a bargain."
"Don"t you go doing anything foolish now, Bramsen; you"re comfortably off as you are, and if you want more wages, why, you"ve only got to say so."
"No, thanks, Knut. I"m earning well enough, and doing first-rate all round. But it"s the freedom I want, to set out on my own again."
"Well, you could take a run down the fjord on one of the coasting steamers any time you like."
"Ah, but it"s not the same. Look at that fellow Johnsen now, with the _Rap_ hauling away with all sorts of craft, for all he drinks like a fish. Only last year he went on board so properly overloaded, he fell down the hold and smashed a couple of ribs."
"And you want to go and do likewise? You"re a long sight better off where you are, if you ask me, Bramsen."
"Well, I"ll think it over, Knut. As long as I"ve got all this worldly mammon in my inside pocket, I feel like doing things with it. And there"s no knowing but Andrine might get converted back again any day and want it back--and where"d I be then?"
"H"m. I hope you"ll have her back again the same as ever, before long."
"Why, as to that, I hope so too, and that"s the truth. But that"s the more reason not to lose the chance now she"s taken that way. I"ve thought of trying a share in a vessel too. There"s Olsen, skipper of the _Baron Holberg_. You must know Olsen, I"m sure--fellow with a red beard--Baron Olsen, they call him. He offered me a fourth share in the brig for 65."
Bramsen livened up after a while, and the two friends were soon chatting away in their usual cheery fashion.
"What would you say to me marrying again, Bramsen?"
Bramsen sat without moving for a while, then took out his clasp-knife and began whittling at a splinter of wood.
"Well, what do you say?
"I"d say it"s a risky thing to do."
"It generally is, I suppose, but it"s always turned out all right up to now."
"You"ve had a deal of truck with the womenfolk in your time, Knut.
Got a way of managing them somehow. Seems to me you start off with being sort of friendly with them in a general way, and then they get to running after you and want to marry you straight away. Ay, you"ve a sort of way of your own with the women for sure. Me being a simple sort of an individual, it"s the other way round--why, I had to ask Andrine three times before she"d have me. Would you believe it, she was as near as could be to taking John Isaksen, that"s built like a telegraph post, and never a tooth in his mouth, so he was that afraid of crusts they called him Crusty John."
"Well, women are queer cattle, you"re right in that."
"Ay, that they are. Like a bit of clockwork inside, all odd bits of wheels and screws and things, little and big, some turning this way and some that. And the mainspring, as you might say, that"s love, and that"s why there"s some goes too fast, by reason of the mainspring being stronger than it should, and others taking it easy like, and going slow...."
"And some that stop altogether."
"Why, yes, till they get a new mainspring and start going again. If not, why, they"re done for, that"s all."
"You"ve a neat way of putting it, Bramsen. Like a parable."
"And then they"re mostly cased up smart and fine, and we wear them mostly near our hearts----"
"Bravo! Right again!"
"Well, now, begging your pardon, Knut, might I be so bold as to ask if it"s a widow you"ve got your eye on this time?"
"No, indeed, my dear fellow, it"s not."
"Good for you, Knut. I"ve never cared much for second-hand goods myself, there"s always something wrong with them somewhere, and they soon go to bits."