Dudu's Diary

He asked Dudu if he wanted to go with him, Dudu shook his round head and said cleverly: "I want to stay at home with my mother."

Yuen Long didn"t force and went off alone.

Yu Shanshan immediately put her arms around the little fat man and gave two loving kisses. "Pangpang, you still have some conscience, you know to stay at home with your mother."

After all, the little fat man didn"t forgot his mother now that his real father is here.

Dudu pushed his mother away, and a pair of little meaty hands held her face. Dudu sighed earnestly, like worried old father educating his daughter, "Mom, Dad is back, you should be good in the future, don"t make dad angry, don"t freak out and frighten dad, and don"t be so fierce. By the way, eat less, otherwise you will really scare away Dad, and then he will divorce you~"

Yu Shanshan: "......"

Can she throw this little fat man away? I can"t have this son!

Seeing that his mother"s face looks a little dangerous, Dudu felt a tingle and hastened to explain: "Mom, I"m saying this for your own good. Lu Zihao"s father in our cla.s.s divorced his mother. Lu Zihao said that his father was scared into divorce by his mother because his mother was too fierce. Mom, I like Dad very much. Dad just came back to see Dudu. Don"t scare him away. "

The little fellow said, hoping she"ll accept the appeal.

Dudu thought, Liu Zihao"s mother is already thin and beautiful. But due to her fierceness his father was scared enough to divorce her. Dudu"s mother is not beautiful and so childishly annoying, her temper is more terrible than Liu Zihao"s mother, wouldn"t his father be even more scared?

Even if he"s so strong and brave, his mother might scare his Dad to run away from home.

He didn"t want his father and mother to divorce. The children of divorced parents are so pitiful since they couldn"t live with their parents. There will also be vicious stepmothers abusing children. Too terrible.

Yu Shanshan"s face was as black as the bottom of a pot. She grabbed the abominable fat man in front of her and put him on her lap and slapped his b.u.t.tocks for several times.

"Yes, you"re a bad fat man, it turns out that this is how you see Mom in your heart? When did I become fierce? When did I eat too much?  This mother of yours is gentle, kind, beautiful, intelligent, understanding, generous, considerate and virtuous. Who dares to abandon me? "

"Ahhhh-Dad help, Mom is crazy again, come and save me!"

Yu Shanshan crooked her mouth into an evil smile, "Scream all you want, n.o.body will come to save you."

Dudu rolled on Shanshan"s legs like an octopus, but his mother"s force was astonishing. His little a.s.s could not escape the terrible slap. Seeing that he could not escape, and following the famous saying that people had to bow their heads under the eaves, Dudu had to quickly change his statement. "Mom, I was wrong. You"re not naughty, nor fierce, nor do you eat so much. Please forgive me."

"Huh!" Yu Shanshan finally spared the bad fat man and gave him a chance to live.

Dudu immediately covered little a.s.s and ran out eight feet away, resolutely away from this terrible mother.

He should stop persuading his mother.

But after a while, the ferocious old mother summoned him again, "Dudu, come here, my mother has something to ask you."

Dudu moved his little chubby body and turned around, pointing his fleshy little a.s.s at the old mother, indicating that he didn"t want to talk to her.

Yu Shanshan gritted her teeth and tried to bring the fat man over and beat him violently. However, thinking of her own intention, she pulled out a loving smile again and her voice was gentle as water to restore her favor in her son"s heart: "Pangpang, my mother still loves you very much, and you are my baby!

Dudu quivered, and his body trembled, but he still didn"t turn around.

Seeing that the little fat man could not be conquered with words, Yu Shanshan had no choice but to say, "Mom"s baby, Mom has decided to let you eat one more popsicle today."

Sometimes, an old mother"s call for love is often not as effective as that of a popsicle.

For example, at the moment, the fat three-headed man immediately turned his a.s.s and looked at his mother.

Yu Shanshan: "......"

She"s not as good as a popsicle!

But she still have something to ask, so Yu Shanshan had to forgive the fat man and asked him lovingly, "Pangpang, if Dad had a bigger house than Mom, more money than Mom, and owns a four-wheeled car that he can drive, would you agree to live with Dad if he asked?"

When Yu Shanshan finished asking, her heart raised nervously. It"s time to test whether the little fat man would bow down for money!

Dudu looked at his mother blankly at first, and then seemed to understand something, then suddenly he opened his eyes widened and they became red at the speed visible to the naked eye. He wanted to burst into tears. "Mom, did Dad really want to divorce you?"

Dudu thought sadly: Sure enough, my father was scared by my mother at first sight and wanted to divorce her now.

Yu Shanshan was furious. "Bad Fatty, why does Dad want to divorce me instead of me divorcing him?"

With that, Yu Shanshan realized that she had been taken to the ditch by the fat man. Getting divorced from what marriage? They didn"t even get married, How could they get divorced!

When you think about it, she seems even more pitiful.

Yu Shanshan collapsed on the sofa, feeling discouraged. She"s not in the mood to let the little fat pick his choice. Anyway, the bad fat man is now biased towards his father, and the old mother has no place in his heart.

Just when the atmosphere between mother and son was so stiff that they were about to break up with each other, Yuen Long, who went out to buy vegetables, returned.

Just when the atmosphere between mother and son was so stiff that they were about to break up with each other, Yuen Long, who went out to buy vegetables, came back.

Dudu immediately got up and ran to the door, happily hugged his father"s thigh and rubbed affectionately, "Dad, you"re back, Dudu misses you."

Being so attached by his son is an experience Yuen Long has never experienced in his 30 years of life, but he"s moved by this feeling and his heart became sweet and soft.

Holding the groceries in one hand and holding his son in the other, Yuen Long walked into the kitchen with the little guy in his arms. "Dad will cook for you. Dudu will be able to eat later."

Dudu was not too hungry anyway, so he answered with a milky voice: "Good ~"

Yu Shanshan, who was ignored by both father and son on the sofa:  ...... Little fatty, do you remember your old mother by Daming Lake?

Yuen Long"s actions were very quick. In less than half an hour, three dishes and one soup were prepared. They were Braised Chicken Wings, Sweet and Sour Spare Ribs, Broccoli with Mashed Garlic, and finally, a Tomato and Egg Soup.

Braised Chicken Wings Sweet and Sour Spare Ribs
Broccoli with Mashed Garlic
Tomato and Egg Soup
Dudu couldn"t wait to climb into his children"s seat, looking affectionately at the four dishes on the table, sniffing and swallowing desperately.

Yu Shanshan thought she saw a green light in her son"s eyes.

But this time she did not dislike her son"s f.e.c.klessness, for her own stomach was also rattled by the dish, and her saliva gushed uncontrollably.

It smells so good! How did this simple home cooking be so delicious!

It"s not scientific.

Dudu could not help but grab a chicken wing and start eating it. While eating, he did not forget to give his father a thumbs up. He sincerely praised him and said, "Dad, The dishes you make are really delicious ~"

Yuen Long wiped the grease stain on his face. "Eat slowly, take your time and don"t worry."

"Uh-huh." Dudu nodded his little head happily and sure enough, he slowed down his eating pace "Dad, G.o.dmother"s cooking is also very delicious, but I don"t think it"s as good as dad"s cooking, but dad"s cooking is the best," he said.

Yu Shanshan: Little fat man, you simply have the typical example of your own father, forgetting your own G.o.dmother just like that. Your G.o.dmother really loves you in vain. How could she say that her dishes are not as delicious as others? Alas.

Yu Shanshan was gnawing at the ribs while secretly thinking that she must tell Wu Jing about the little fat man when the doorbell rang.

Yuen Long sat closest to the door, so he got up to open the door.

"Shan Shan, I bought some food---" Wu Jing"s words faded when she looked up and saw the man standing inside the door, completely dumbfounded.

It was Yuen Long who took the initiative to open his mouth to relieve her from her stupefaction. He held out a hand and introduced himself: "h.e.l.lo, I"m Yuen Long. I am Dudu"s father."

"Dudu"s.....Dad?" It took several seconds before she finally reacted. She quickly held out a hand and shook it with Yuen Long. She introduced herself: "I"m Wu Jing, Dudu"s G.o.dmother."

Yuen Long thought that this must be the G.o.dmother in Dudu had mentioned

"Please come in." Yuen Long offered to open the door.

Wu Jing entered the door in a daze

Yu Shanshan held her forehead helplessly and wondering why Yuen Long was immediately known to the whole world on the first day of his appearance.

Is this the halo of the protagonist? Well, she should also be the heroine. How come she never had this protagonist"s halo? and why is there only bad luck for her?

Wu Jing glanced at the three dishes and one soup on the table and knew at a glance that it could not have been made by Yu Shanshan, so there was only one person present who could make it.

Wu Jing took another quiet peek at Yuen Long, quickly breaking her previous understanding of "Dudu"s Dad".

She may have thought a little wrong, Dudu father may not be the sc.u.mbag as she originally imagined, who "cheats the little girl"s feelings and abandons her heartlessly with deceptive skins"

Although Mr. Yuan in front of them does have a pair of skins that fascinate all women, it can be seen from the temperament of his eyes and the four dishes on the table that he is not one of those guys.

On the contrary, this gentleman gives the impression of being very calm and reliable.

She believes that she has seen countless people exercise their eyesight in Tianyi for many years.

So, what on earth is going on between Yu Shanshan and this Mr. Yuen?

Wu Jing had numerous questions in her mind, but it was difficult for her to ask here, so she had to explain to Yu Shanshan with a smile: "I didn"t have cla.s.ses in the afternoon. I was thinking that you two were going to eat takeout at home at noon, so I bought a la carte and planned to cook it for you. I didn"t expect that someone had done it, and it was much better than me."

Yu Shanshan gnawed off another chicken wing and gestured with her fingers as she said, "You haven"t had lunch yet. Come and have some with us."

Wu Jing was a little embarra.s.sed, but she didn"t know that Yuen Long had already brought a pair of bowls and chopsticks and put them in front of her. "Miss Wu, let"s eat together."

Seeing that he seems to be polite, Wu Jing wouldn"t want to be impolite. She picked up her chopsticks and began to eat. "Alright then, thanks"

After tasting a dish, a little whirlwind blew up in Wu Jing"s heart.

Oh, boy, that"s a great dish. It"s on a much higher standard than her cooking. She is really ashamed.

This man not only has the right temperament and appearance, but also has excellent cooking skills.

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巴掌舞得虎虎生风 This is an additional phrase after this part of this sentence but Idk what it means. If anyone knows, please feel free to tell me

那我不客气啦 or Nà wǒ bù kèqì la is the original phrase here. It doesn"t have a direct translation to English so I used "Alright then" (I"m cringing at myself) The long meaning would be "I was trying to be refuse like what a polite person would do, but since you insisted, I"ll just let it be"

Monique: Food! So many food in this novel!! Also if Wu Jing knew what Dudu said, she"ll be sulking in the corner lmao