Dudu's Diary

He doesn"t even remember that he still has an old mother who raised him through thick and thin!

She this raised son for nothing! Yu Shanshan thought as she listened to the little fat man laughing in the bathroom like an old hen.

A moment later, the bathroom door was opened from the inside, and a tall man came out with a white tender meat ball in his hand.

The meat ball was naked like a chicken that had just come out of its sh.e.l.l, flapping its limbs happily in his father"s hands, and the meat on his body shook with his flapping..

Look at this fat one.

Yuen Long handed the little fat man to Yu Shanshan, who was watching TV on the sofa, "Get him dressed."

Yu Shanshan reached out to take the fat man, but her eyes slipped to the man"s body in vest and shorts.

Honey-colored skin, arm muscles, chest muscles, abdominal muscles, mermaid line, leg muscle. Very good, there are a lot of them, and are prettier than they were four years ago.

There is a strong hormonal smell all over the body.

Yu Shanshan couldn"t help swallowing and as if she"ll go up and touch.

Seeing that his mother didn"t put on his underwear for a long time, Dudu covered his little bird with his hands and urged her, "Mom, I want some pants. The bird is cold ~"

Yu Shanshan, who was peeping, regained her mind and immediately pretended as if nothing had happened. She poked the little fat and resigned to find clothes for the little fat man"s little bird.

Looking at Yuen Long, she was not going to leave tonight. Yu Shanshan and took out a quilt from the cupboard together to the sitting room. She handed the small underwear to the little fat man, then the quilt to the little fat man"s father.

"You can sleep on the couch tonight."

Yuen Long"s hair-wiping hand paused without saying anything. He took the quilt and put it aside. He reached out and took the underwear in Dudu"s hand and put it on him.

Dudu blankly tilted his little fat legs and as he wore the underwear. Puzzled, he looked at Yu Shanshan and asked, "Mom, why would Dad sleep here? Won"t dad sleep with us? "

Yu Shanshan wanted to roll her eyes.

Little fat man, you should protect your beautiful mother, you just lead the wolf into the house and now you want to send your mother into the wolf"s mouth!

But she was too embarra.s.sed to say this. If she said this now, the fat man would definitely think she"s the wolf instead.

She didn"t want to test her little fat man at all.

So, in order to save face, Yu Shanshan gave another reason: "The bed is small, it"s only enough for the two of us, but not enough for Dad."

Dudu looked at his father and his mother again. He felt that his mother was right. His father was so tall and big, but he and his mother are fat and took up so much s.p.a.ce, so there"s really not enough room for his father to sleep in.

So Dudu could only climb into his father"s arms apologetically. He gave him a kiss, touched his face and apologized, "Sorry Dad, Dudu and Mom are so fat that there is no room for you to sleep in the bed."

Yuen Long smiled and kissed him. "It doesn"t matter, Dad can sleep on the sofa."

Dudu immediately comforted him, "But dad, don"t worry, you just wait a little longer. Once mom loses weight and becomes thinner, the bed will be enough for us to sleep. then we can sleep together."

The corners of Yuen Long"s mouth turned up and nodded to the little guy.

Yu Shanshan was so angry that she could not help slapping the little fat man"s exposed little a.s.s. "Little fat man, why am I the one who should lose weight? You are also fat. Why don"t you lose weight and move somewhere!"

Dudu covered his little a.s.s and said confidently, "But I"m not as fat as my mother, and I"m cute."

Yu Shanshan was instantly angry: "You narcissistic, cheeky, fat man! You"re not cute at all!"

Dudu shook his fist, unconvinced. He placed his hands beside his mouth. His mouth pouted and blinked his big black eyes, making a cute gesture. "Obviously I"m very cute!"

"Hey ~ little fat man, are you selling stupidity?" Yu Shanshan could not bear to look him in the eye.

Dudu refused to accept, "Then mom, try it yourself. You will not be as cute as me."

Yu Shanshan:. If not for your dad"s presence, do you think I dare not do it?? I am cute. I"m just afraid to show you what I"m selling.

Finally, because Yu Shanshan still needs to save her face, she is too embarra.s.sed to act cute in front of Yuen Long. But that did not mean she could not cure the little fat man.

She wanted to show this naive little fat man: Your mother is still your mother.

Yu Shanshan took out the little fat man"s schoolbag and threw it to him, and solemnly informed him: "Little fat man, from tomorrow on, you will continue to go to school for me!"

Since Yu Shanshan was injured, Dudu didn"t go to kindergarten because he was worried about his mother and stayed at home with her. She allowed it, one, because it didn"t matter if he didn"t attend school for just a few days, and the other reason was because she couldn"t send nor pick him up because she has a leg injury, so she let the little fat man "drop out" for a while.

But now she decided to drive the little fat man out of the house and go to school.

Although her legs are not good, he has a father.

Sure enough, after a series of emotions, such as amazement, surprise, disappointment, reluctance, frustration and so on, the little fat man finally decided that he had to go to kindergarten, he stopped struggling and obediently accepted his fate.

But the little guy hugged his father"s arm hopefully and asked, "Dad, can you take me to kindergarten tomorrow?"

Yuen Long scratched his little chin. "Yes."

Dudu immediately did not reject the "resumption of school" and happily stood up and made a circle on the sofa and almost fainted on his a.s.s and squatted off the sofa.

Although he was dizzy, the little fat man was very happy and proudly said to Shanshan, "my father will take me to kindergarten tomorrow."

Yu Shanshan "cut" him off, she did not have to go to kindergarten, she did not envy it.

The next day, early in the morning, the little fat Dudu, who would definitely pout his a.s.s until the sun is already up, woke up unexpectedly early in the morning, he even dressed himself without any help, climbed out off bed and ran out to find his father.

When he saw his father, he immediately ignored the old mother, who was also in the living room, and hugged his father"s leg and shouted happily, "Dad!"

"Hmm." Yuen Long stooped to pick him up and took him to the bathroom to wash.

The little fat man rubbed his father on his face and asked eagerly, "Dad, are you going to send me to kindergarten?"

"Yes." Yuen Long answered while squeezing him toothpaste.

The little fat man shyly took the toothbrush and brushed his teeth. He brushed his eyes and took a look at his father. The warm look in his eyes made Yu Shanshan unable to eat breakfast.

In the past, the little fat man always took his mother"s hand when he went to kindergarten. now that he has a father, he left his mother behind in an instant and waved happily to her at the door. "Good-bye, Mom. I"m going to school!"

How come I didn"t see you this active at school in the past!

You bad fat man!

Yu Shanshan slapped his fat a.s.s, then looked at the bad fat man"s father whom she had not spoken to since morning, and said, "After you send him to school, you can go about your business."

Yuen Long didn"t say much, only a faint "uh-huh" sound then "I"ll pick up Dudu after school."

Yu Shanshan nodded and suddenly felt that they were talking like husband and wife. When the husband is free, he will pick up the children from school instead of his wife.

But the reality is that they are not even married nor were they a couple.

She doesn"t know what kind of relationship they have now. Strangers with a kid?

Just as Yu Shanshan was lamenting their relationship at home, the phone rang.

Yu Shanshan picked it up and saw that it was Wu Jing.

Wu Jing: "Shanshan, where is your soldier-gege?"

Yu Shanshan was unhappy: "Why did you ask about him as soon as you came up? He is the only one in your heart now, isn"t he?"

Wu Jing paused and suddenly laughed at the other end of the phone, in a gloating tone. "Shanshan, your tone is full of sorrow. Why, did my G.o.dson finally recognized your face and went on to love his father instead, leaving behind his old envious mother?"

Yu Shanshan: "f.u.c.k you."

There was another burst of wild laughter on the other end of the phone, when Shanshan was about to hang up the phone angrily, Wu Jing finally mentioned the real purpose of her call: "Take your husband out for dinner."

"What?" Yu Shanshan"s intuition felt that there must be something wrong, otherwise Wu Jing wouldn"t have suddenly ask them to go out to dinner. "Is there something wrong with you?"

"Ha." Wu Jing smiled a little guilty. "Shan"er, I promised you"d attend a dinner party in an upcoming cla.s.s reunion. You don"t blame me, do you?"

"What! What?" Yu Shanshan gritted her teeth. "You know I never go to cla.s.s reunions!"

"Oh, I know I know, But I was so angry for your sake. People keep on knocking on your door to provoke you, how can you still stay at home and be a turtle? I didn"t want to talk about you when you were a turtle. But now you"re a young lady with capital, why not go out and show off?"

Capital? Yu Shanshan looked down at her body and said angrily, "Do you think my fat is a capital?"

"Oh, of course I"m not talking about your fats. I"m talking about your soldier-gege, the best quality! This is your greatest capital. "

"Tell me clearly, to whom did you promise this? If you don"t make this clear today, I"ll cut my mat with you."

Wu Jing swallowed and began to explain shakily.

"Today, that woman in Okexin did not know where she got my phone number and called me, saying that it was rare for the three of us to stay in the same city, and that it was fate that we had not seen each other for many years after graduation. She wanted to come out and get in touch with each other. As I happened to be working together, she asked me to contact you and ask you to come out."

"I knew then that she"s harboring bad intentions, she definitely just wanted you to go out and become a laughing stock. Of course, I couldn"t agree to that, so I rejected her. But she insists that it"s not only her, but her fiance too, saying her fiance is also our alumni, said he knows us and wants us to attend. I was curious and asked who it was. Can you guess Ou Kexin said? "

Yu Shanshan rolled her eyes. "I don"t care who he is. It"s none of my business anyway. I just want to know why you sold me!"

"Don"t be grumpy, be gentle and listen to me." Wu Jing hurriedly continued: "Ou Kexin said that her fiance is Yu Hao. Do you know Yu Hao?"

Yu Hao? Yu Shanshan was stupefied, she now understands why Ou Kexin was looking for her.

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我跟你割袍断义 (wǒ gēn nǐ gē páo duàn yì) literally cutting the mat. Also known as "Guan Ning cutting mat", this is derived from the story of "Guan Ning Cuts the Mat". In the story, Gua Ning and his friend, Hua Xin were sitting on a mat together. He then took a knife and cut the mat in half, telling Hua Xin that they, “should no longer be friends.” because of their differences. Friendship - Over.

Monique: (ಠ_ಠ) Apparently someone linked Ten Thousand Miles in Search of Honour to NU. I also discovered just now that someone had already translated the first chapter many months ago, and it was wayyyy superior to mine....I am so ashamed, I am so sorry ༼ಢ_ಢ༽

Anyway Happy New Year to everyone!!