Roy withdrew to the fastnesses of the kitchen, re-formed his lines and approached from another quarter. "If I was Mr. Ward," he opened, jerking his thumb toward Ump, "I"d give it to you when you got in."
The hunchback poured out his coffee, held up the saucer with both hands and blew away the heat. "What for?" he grunted, between the puffings.
"What for?" said Roy. "Lordy! man, you"re about the most reckless creature that ever set on hog leather."
"The devil you say!" said Ump.
"That"s what I say," continued the tavern-keeper, waving his arm to add fury to his bad declamation. "That"s what I say. Suppose you"d got little Quiller drownded?"
The hunchback seemed to consider this possibility with the gravity of one pointed suddenly to some defect in his life. He replaced the saucer on the table, locked his fingers and thrust his thumbs together.
"If had got little Quiller drownded," he began, "then the old women couldn"t a said when he growed up, "Eh, little Quiller didn"t amount to much after all. I said he wouldn"t come to no good when I used to see him goin" by runnin" his horse." An" when he got whiskers to growin" on his jaw, flat-nose n.i.g.g.e.rs fishin" along the creek couldn"t a" cussed an" said, "There goes old skinflint Quiller. I wish he couldn"t swallow till he give me half his land." An" when he got old an" wobbly on his legs, tow-headed brats a-waitin" for his money couldn"t a-p"inted their fingers at him an" said, "Ma, how old"s grandpap?" An" when he died, n.o.body could a wrote on his tombstone, "He robbed the poor an" he cheated the rich, an" he"s gone to h.e.l.l with the balance a" sich.""
Routed in his second man[oe]uvre, Roy flung a final sally with a sort of servile abandon. "You"re a queer lot," he said. "Marks an" that club-footed Malan comes along away before day an" wants their breakfast, an" gits it, an" lights out like the devil was a-follerin" "em. An" when I asked "em what they"d been doin", they up an" says they"d been fixin"
lay-overs to ketch meddlers an" make fiddlers" wives ask questions. An"
then along come you all a-lookin" like h.e.l.l an" shyin" at questions."
We took the information with no sign, although it confirmed our theory about the ferry. Ump turned gravely to the tavern-keeper.
"I"ll clear it all up for you slick as a whistle." Then he arose and pressed his fingers against the tavern-keeper"s chest. "Roy," he said, "this is the marrow out of that bone. We"re the meddlers that they didn"t ketch, an" you"re the fiddler"s wife."
The laughter sent the tavern-keeper flying from the field. We borrowed some odd pieces of clothing, got the lantern, and went down to the stable to groom our horses.
A man might travel about quite as untidy as Nebuchadnezzar when events were jamming him, but his horse was rubbed and cleaned if the heavens tumbled. I held the lantern, an old iron frame with gla.s.s sides, while Jud and Ump curried the horses, rubbing the dust out of their hair, and washing their eyes and nostrils.
We were speculating on the mission of the blacksmith, and the destination of Parson Peppers, of whose singing I had told, when the talk came finally to Twiggs.
"I"d give a purty," said Ump, "to know what word that devil was carryin"."
"Quiller had a chance to find out," answered Jud, "an" he shied away from it."
"What"s that?" cried the hunchback, coming out from under the Bay Eagle.
He wore a long blue coat that dragged the ground, the sleeves rolled up above his wrists, a coat that Roy had fished out of a box in the loft of his tavern and hesitated over, because on an evening in his youthful heyday, he had gone in that coat to make a bride of a certain Mathilda, and the said Mathilda at the final moment did most stubbornly refuse.
The coat had bra.s.s b.u.t.tons, a plenteous pitting of moth-holes, and a braided collar.
Jud went on without noticing the interruption. "The letter that Twiggs brought was a-layin" on the mantelpiece, tore open. Quiller could a looked just as easy as not, an" a found out just what it said, but he edged off."
The hunchback turned around in his blue coat without disturbing the swallowtails lying against his legs. "Is Jud right?" he said.
I nodded my head.
"An" you didn"t look?"
Again I nodded.
"Quiller," cried Ump, "do you know how that way of talkin" started? The devil was the daddy of it. He had his mouth crammed full of souls, an"
when they asked him if he wanted any more, he begun a-bobbin" his head like that."
"It"s every word the truth," said I. "There was the letter lying open, with Cynthia"s monogram on the envelope, and I could have looked."
"Why didn"t you?" said Ump.
"High frollickin" notions," responded Jud. "I told him a hog couldn"t root with a silk nose."
The hunchback closed his hand and pressed his thumb up under his chin.
"High frollickin" notions," he said, "are all mighty purty to make meetin"-house talk, but they"re short horses when you try to ride "em.
It all depends on where you"re at. If you"re settin" up to the Lord"s table, you must dip with your spoon, but if you"re suppin" with the devil, you can eat with your fingers."
I cast about for an excuse, like a lad under the smarting charge of having said his prayers. "It wasn"t any notion," said I; "Mr. Marsh came back too quick."
"Why didn"t you yank the paper, an" we"d a had it," said he.
"We have got it," said I, putting my hand in my breeches pocket and drawing forth the letter. I stood deep in the oak leaves of the horses"
bedding. The light of the candle squeezing through the dirty gla.s.s sides brought every log of the old stable into shadow.
Jud came out of El Mahdi"s stall like something out of a hole. He wore a rubber coat that had gone many years about the world, up and down, and finally pa.s.sed in its decay to Roy.
"You"ve got that letter?" he said.
I told him that I had the very letter, that it had got wet in the river; I had dried it in the sun, and here it was.
"How did you get it?" he asked.
I told him all the conversation with Marsh, and how I was to give it to Cynthia and the message that went along with it.
The two men came over to me and took the lantern and the letter from my hands, Jud holding the light and Ump turning the envelope around in his fingers, peering curiously. They might have been some guardians of a twilight country examining a mysterious pa.s.sport signed right but writ in cipher, and one that from some hidden angle might be clear enough.
Presently they handed the letter gravely back to me and set the lantern down in the leaves. Jud was silent, like a man embarra.s.sed, and Ump stood for a moment fingering the b.u.t.tons on his blue coat.
Finally he spoke. "What"s in it?" he said.
"I don"t know," I answered. I was sure that the man"s face brightened, but it might have been a fancy. Loud in the hooting of a principle, we sometimes change mightily when it comes to breaking that principle bare-handed.
"Are you goin" to look?" he said.
The letter was lying in my hand. I had but to plunge my fingers into the open envelope, but something took me by the shoulder. "No," I answered, and thrust the envelope in my pocket.
I take no airs for that decision. There was something here that these men did not like to handle, and, in plain terms, I was afraid.
CHAPTER XIX
THE ORBIT OF THE DWARFS
We slept that night in the front room of Roy"s tavern, and it seemed to me that I had just closed my eyes when I opened them again. Ump was standing by the side of the bed with a candle. The door was ajar and the night air blowing the flame, which he was screening with his hand. For a moment, with sleep thick in my eyes, I did not know who it was in the blue coat. "Wake up, Quiller," he said, "an" git into your duds."