The Importance of Private Correspondence; No Gainsaying the Count
PORTHOS woke up with repeated knocking outside the door. Opening his eyes, he saw that he was in Athos"s room, though he had slipped to the floor. Athos was still asleep on the bed, though D"Artagnan was nowhere to be seen. And there was a repeated, insistent knocking outside the door.
His first attempt at a reply having come out as a grunt, Porthos cleared his throat and said, "Yes?"
The door opened and Grimaud"s worried face peeked into the room. "Monsieur Porthos," he said, with a worried look at his master on the bed. "There is a letter come for Monsieur D"Artagnan."
"Well, then give it to him," Porthos said, speaking gruffly. On the bed, Athos stirred. Grimaud looked worried. Porthos, following his glance, saw Athos sit up suddenly and pull out his sword in the same moment.
Grimaud said, "You did not remove his sword," and then dove for cover behind the chair. Whether the sound of his movement or his words called Athos, Athos rose from the bed and jumped down from it and, silent as the grave, charged towards the chair.
"Stop!" Porthos yelled, not at all sure the sword would not pierce through the chairback and hit the cowering Grimaud. "Athos, are you mad?" he asked at the same time he got his own sword, which he had leaned against the wall, and managed to deflect Athos"s charge just in time.
The sound of metal on metal caused Athos to open one of his eyes, but all the same, he still made a half-hearted lunge towards Porthos, which Porthos averted easily. And then Athos"s eyes were both open, his forehead wrinkled, and his mouth set in a grimace of pain. "What are you doing dueling me, Porthos?" he asked, in a tone of great outrage.
"I would ask rather," Porthos said, baffled, "what you are doing dueling me." And joining action to words, he lowered his sword and sheathed it.
For a moment it hung in the balance, but then Athos lowered his sword as well, and glowered at Porthos from beneath lowered eyebrows. "I couldn"t have," he said. "You must realize I was asleep."
Porthos sighed and refused to say that yes, he was perfectly aware of this and vaguely shocked that Athos could duel in his sleep. Instead, he just said, "Grimaud came in. With a letter."
Grimaud emerged from behind his chair, at first cautiously, until he ascertained that his master"s eyes were both open-or a given value of open-and looking vaguely in his direction and focused enough that he might actually know who Grimaud was.
"Ah, Grimaud," he said, in the tone of one considering a problem, as he stretched out his hand. "The letter."
"The letter," Grimaud said, "is for Monsieur D"Artagnan."
"Oh," Athos said, putting his hand down and frowning. "Then perhaps you should give it to him?"
Grimaud sighed, as though he were faced with madmen everywhere he turned. "Yes, I would, sir, if I had the slightest notion where he might be."
"Well, I would a.s.sume at his house," Athos said, though there was a touch of insecurity beneath this declaration, and he was frowning ever slightly more. "Or did he sleep here? I have some fantastical memory of waking up with his hand on my hair, but I went back to sleep immediately after." He turned his frown on Porthos.
"We put you both on the bed," Porthos said. "You and D"Artagnan, when you could not walk."
"We?"
"Aramis and I."
"And where is Aramis, then?"
Porthos looked around, as if he expected Aramis to materialize next to him out of clear air. Which, in fact, he did expect. After all, you never knew where Aramis might be, but he might be anywhere.
Grimaud cleared his throat. "Monsieur Aramis," he said, "left shortly after the three of you retired."
"Oh, did he?" Porthos said. "And isn"t that just like Aramis? There"s people trying to kill us all, some infernal cowards come at us all cloaked and covered up, and yet he goes off all by himself."
"Yes," Athos said, in complete agreement. "I too find Aramis very vexing."
"And D"Artagnan?" Porthos asked Grimaud.
Grimaud shrugged. "I think he too has left," he said. "At least, he"s not anywhere else in the house, so I have to believe he has left." He raised the purple missive. "So I don"t quite know what to do with this. It was brought over by a servant from the palace, who had gone to Monsieur D"Artagnan"s lodging first."
"Why did they come here after his lodging?" Athos asked, frowning.
"Well, Planchet had left word that he would be coming here," Grimaud said. "So they a.s.sumed he either was with his master or knew where to find him."
"I take Planchet isn"t here, either?" Athos asked.
Grimaud sighed. "Planchet is in the kitchen eating a prodigiously large breakfast." He thought about it a moment. "I think the boy is still growing, which if you permit me saying so, sir, is rather alarming."
"Maybe he is filling out," Porthos said. Both Grimaud and Athos looked at him as if he"d taken leave of his senses.
"You know . . . he"s rather too tall and thin, maybe he is . . . growing into his height."
"I doubt it, sir. He has the build that will always be tall and thin," Grimaud said.
"Oh," Porthos said, who was not at all informed on the different builds of youths and in fact didn"t remember paying any attention to how people grew up. "So, what should we do with the letter? Perhaps we should send him in search of D"Artagnan?"
Athos covered his eyes with his hand for a moment, then sighed, removing his hand and looking at Grimaud. "Give me the letter," he said.
"But . . ." Grimaud said. "It"s for Monsieur D"Artagnan and I"-he hesitated-"think it"s from a lady."
"Given the color of the paper and the perfume I can smell from here," Athos said, drily, "I very much hope it"s from a woman. Though I"m not absolutely sure anyone who writes in purple deserves to be called a lady. Give it to me, all the same."
"Sir!"
"No, I believe you must. It must be urgent if someone took the trouble of bringing it all the way up to here. So give it to me."
"It"s Monsieur D"Artagnan"s private business," Grimaud said.
"Quite likely. But that doesn"t mean we shouldn"t look at it."
"Athos. It indeed does mean so," Porthos said, flabbergasted by his friend"s att.i.tude. Athos was always imperious when he was in pain, be it wound or headache, but today he seemed to be . . . rather more so. Remembering the conversation from the night before, Porthos thought, Heaven help us. It"s Monsieur le Comte. Heaven help us. It"s Monsieur le Comte. "Gentlemen do not read gentlemen"s correspondence." "Gentlemen do not read gentlemen"s correspondence."
Athos gave him a withering look. "Perhaps not. But knowing the trouble that foolish boy can get into, we do indeed read his correspondence. Only think, if your scruples prevented you from following him, and he ended up dead as a result. I know I could not live with it. Could you?" He stretched a hand towards Grimaud and said, imperiously, "The letter, Grimaud!"
Grimaud delivered the letter, managing to look like a dog who cows to his master but does not wish to. Athos frowned at it. And Porthos, still full of misgiving, said, "Athos, should you-"
"Yes, I believe I must." He inserted his fingernail beneath the seal of the letter and pried it open, unfolding the page. For a long time he frowned at the page.
"What does it say?" Porthos asked, and then, thinking that perhaps Athos was having a difficulty he often had, added, "Is the handwriting impossible to decipher?"
Athos said, "No," but his voice was distant and muted, as though he were speaking out of a dream. "It"s just . . . there is very little here." He frowned at the page, then cleared his throat. " "Dear Monsieur D"Artagnan, Just as it had come upon my notice that I might have misjudged you, something happened which I do not feel equal to facing alone. Since it pertains to the maid in which you"ve shown some interest in the past, I believe it would be a very good thing if you should come to the palace as soon as it may be." " He frowned. "It is signed Constance B."
"The devil," Porthos said. "Much like the letter she sent him, which brought him to the palace where he was ambushed."
Athos frowned. "Yes. Do we know if Madame Bonacieux did write that letter? And why is it that she says she realized she might have misjudged him?"
"Boiled if I know," Porthos said, heartily. "But I wonder . . ."
"If our friend got the message by some other means and went to the palace on his own?" Athos asked. He was chewing just on the corner of his upper lip and his moustache, which was always a bad sign with Athos.
Porthos nodded. Athos looked at him, and said something low and soft and shockingly obscene. Then added, "Could Aramis have gone with him?"
Porthos sighed. He wished he could have said that. He hated the idea of D"Artagnan out there alone, possibly falling into a trap, without any of them to stand by him and support him. But he didn"t in good conscience think they could surmise that. "Aramis left here late last night, according to Grimaud. He hasn"t come back yet. I would be forced to imagine . . ."
"That he"s found a softer bed than he could find here. Yes," Athos said, the crease between his eyebrows that he got when he was in pain or worried becoming even more marked. He looked up at Porthos and sighed. "I think, Porthos, that we might have to go to the royal palace and see what has happened with Madame Bonacieux."
"Well, if nothing else," Porthos said, "it will allow us to find out if she was the one who called D"Artagnan to the palace or not, and that must count as a good. Because if it wasn"t her . . ."
"Then it must perforce have been someone set on creating a trap, yes," Athos said. "Probably someone who either commanded or was commanded by the men in the black cloaks."
Porthos nodded. Of all of them, Athos was the one-at least when he was not in the mood to go against everything everyone said-to always understand Porthos while requiring him to say the least.
"Very well," Athos said. "Let us go." He pulled his hair back with his fingers, roughly, tying it back with a bit of ribbon. Then he slapped his hat on and reached to the little trunk by the window, for the gloves on top of it.
Thus casually arranged, his appearance made Porthos sigh. Porthos could have spent most of the morning getting ready, and used brushes on his red hair, and set his hat just so, and used his best jewelry, and he"d never look a quarter as n.o.ble, as dressed, as full of dignity as Athos. Never. Not as long as he lived. It was a failing he had to learn to live with. But how unfair was it that Athos, who didn"t seem to care for any women-except perhaps the criminal he married-who had no interest in court life, who, in fact, did not care what his appearance might be, looked like that while men like Porthos, and even Aramis, had to work for every bit of their dazzling looks.
Out the door of the chamber, and on the landing of the stairs, Athos looked over his shoulder at Porthos. "Are you coming, Porthos?"
"Right away," Porthos said, and followed. They walked side by side, in silence, as profound a contrast as possible. Porthos was taller than Athos, and of a broader build, but that was not what set them so profoundly apart. No, for that, one must take into account Porthos"s open, amiable expression, the roving eye that arrested on each pretty woman that walked past. And Athos"s focus, which seemed to be not so much inward as somewhere else altogether, cast together with his manner, which seemed to set him aside and enclose him in his own walls that no other human being could penetrate.
When they got to the palace, Athos took the lead. Porthos watched him, intently. It wasn"t that Athos didn"t often take the lead. It wasn"t even that Athos didn"t exude n.o.bility from every pore even while engaged in the most menial of tasks-rubbing down a horse, cleaning a sword, standing guard outside the palace on a cold dark night.
But something else had changed since last night. It was, Porthos thought, as though having admitted who he was-not that his friends hadn"t always suspected it-had changed something about him. Looking at him now, it was impossible not to see the count, not to know he was the n.o.blest of the four and their natural leader. Something about the set of his back, the way he squared his shoulders. And this way he had of going straight ahead of whomever accompanied him, and taking the initiative.
Porthos couldn"t hear what he was saying, but he saw the musketeer on guard, a young man whom they truly didn"t know, shake his head once. Then Athos drew himself up some more. The echoes of his words that reached Porthos were full of disdainful vigor.
The young man looked up at Athos with a stricken expression, very much like a man who finds a serpent under his doormat. Or perhaps a commander where he expected a comrade. Finally he nodded once and stepped aside.
"Come, Porthos," Athos said, and Porthos sighed, knowing that now that Monsieur le Comte had taken over he was, doubtlessly, here to stay. Oh, Porthos would get used to him-a man could get used to anything-but until he did, it was going to be a rough road.
Athos charged ahead into the palace, taking turns with seeming intent. "He said," he told Porthos, "that Madame Bonacieux would be in the little chapel outside the Queen"s apartments."
"You asked for Madame Bonacieux?" Porthos said, shocked. After all, the lady was married. If anyone should find out that a musketeer had asked for her . . .
"I told him that I knew her parents and that word had come of an accident in the family. That I might get to her with all possible alacrity." He looked at Porthos. "What? You can"t possibly think that anyone would believe me to be interested in the lady."
And the surprising thing was that Porthos knew he was right. No one would think that. Not for one moment. For one thing, no one had ever known Athos to be interested in any woman, no matter how young or how old. For another, if Athos should bestow his favors on someone, no one could imagine him developing any interest in anyone beneath the rank of princess.
And yet, if his story was true, then Athos had married the sister of a village curate. Or someone who pa.s.sed as one. How odd life was. Either that or the lady must be something special in the way of beautiful and seductive. Something rather in the way of that woman, who was it, who set the towers burning and the ships sailing? Helen of Troy. Aramis had told Porthos of her, in the middle of a very boring sermon on something else, and Porthos remembered thinking that no one was that beautiful and that doubtless the woman would have been found to have protruding teeth, a cast in one eye, but the sort of commanding personality that made everyone think she was beautiful.
And yet, if Athos had married someone with neither t.i.tle nor connections, she had to be like Helen of Troy and therefore Helen of Troy must have existed, and been flawless. While musing on such things, he"d followed Athos across two small gardens and a sort of terrace, where often the Queen and her ladies would play games in the spring. Set against the edge of that was what looked like a small door into the palace. At that door, another musketeer waited, this one well-known to the two.
He nodded to them and, once more, Athos advanced to talk to him, and once more, after a little resistence the musketeer went within. Moments later, Madame Bonacieux emerged. She looked like she"d been crying, and she started a little on seeing them. "Oh," she said. "Monsieur D"Artagnan"s friends. Did he send you? Is he then afraid to see me?"
Athos bowed, correct and distant, just the sort of look that tended to make most women fall for him on sight. Even Athenais, Porthos recalled, had wavered on meeting him. Though of course, she"d swear she hadn"t. "Did you write to him, then, madam?"
She nodded. "It"s just that . . ." And tears started up again.
"He didn"t send us," Athos said, punctiliously. "It"s just that he is involved in a matter of some importance and could not get away, and therefore we came . . . You said something about a maid?"
"Oh, yes, yes. It"s that poor maid that Monsieur D"Artagnan talked to this morning. The one that was involved with one of your servants?"
"Hermengarde," Porthos said, unable to help himself. "What happened to Hermengarde?"
Fresh tears started and it was through them that madame Bonacieux said, "She was found dead in the garden this morning. She had been run through with a sword."
Coffins and Boxes; Where When Praying Fails and Threats Wither, a Good Solid Back and Shoulder Shall Set You Free
"MONSIEURS," Aramis said, very civilly through the keyhole, though he had to control the rage building in him to maintain civility. "Monsieurs. You have the wrong man. My name is Aramis. I am a musketeer of his majesty the King. I"m sure if you open the box, you"ll see that you have the wrong man."
Laughter answered him. Distressingly, there was the noise of something that sounded suspiciously like bottles, followed closely by a crackle of something being broken and the smell of bread. Aramis"s stomach growled. He hadn"t even had a proper dinner the night before. Just wine with Athos.
"Listen, what can I say that will prove it to you that I am not your friend?"
"Nothing, Pierre. We already know your honeyed tongue, and we"re not young women whom you can convince. And you were never our friend. Friends don"t do things like seduce each other"s sisters. You might have friends, I don"t dispute that, but we"re not them."
Aramis pounded on the lid to the trunk. "Open in, or, G.o.d"s Teeth, I shall come out and slaughter you."
This one occasioned far more laughter. "Ah, Pierre, if we don"t let you out, how do you propose to slaughter us?"
"I am not Pierre and trust me, I will find a way."
For a while there was a silence, and Aramis had time to hope that they were perhaps considering the ways in which he could reach them through the box. But then the two started trading epithets about the supposed Pierre, his brains, his hygiene habits, his morals and-of course-his appearance.
Though none of this applied, in fact, to Aramis, it would be asking more of him than human soul could bear, to hear his supposed self ridiculed in such terms. After a while, in sheer desperation, he let free the voice that had been the pride of his seminary teachers, and launched in a beautiful Te Deum. It wasn"t easy, of course, because he was half folded over, and a box didn"t exactly have the proper acoustics, but not only did it keep him from listening to the rustics commenting about him, but it also reminded him that the box was not a coffin and that he himself was very much alive.
Reaching the end of his song, triumphant but breathless, he was pleased to note that there was silence from the front. In fact, the silence stretched so long, that Aramis wondered if his singing had finally caused his captors to see the truth.
But instead, he heard at length, one of the miscreants clearing his throat. "Holla, Jean, did you ever know that Pierre could sing that well?"
"No, and in Latin no less. Who would have thought that he paid attention to any of the Ma.s.s, even if it was the singy parts."
"Yeah."
"Perhaps we were wrong, Marc. Perhaps Pierre is not a worthless b.a.s.t.a.r.d."
"Perhaps not, or perhaps he is a worthless b.a.s.t.a.r.d who can sing."
Their roar of laughter managed to push Aramis past whatever the point of insanity had been. He was now furious. In fact, he was sure if he had a mirror, his eyes would be shining with the same light of absolute, concentrated fury he had so often seen in Athos"s eyes.