Svetlana might have trained during the harsh Russian winters with Mom-Coach, but Dylan had studied under Ma.s.sie Block. And that had prepared her for anything anything.
Even tennis.
KAPALUA SPA AND TENNIS CLUB.
FITNESS CENTER AND SPA.
Sat.u.r.day, July 4 11 A.M.
Dylan pored over the Svetlana Way pamphlet like it was a How to Get J.T. for Dummies How to Get J.T. for Dummies handbook. handbook.
Visualize.
Actualize.
Vocalize.
The mental exercises made her feel a little, well, mental, mental, but she was desperate. As the July 8 tournament date grew closer, the resort was bouncing with toned and tanned she-athletes. And Dylan knew if she didn"t score J.T. soon, someone else would. but she was desperate. As the July 8 tournament date grew closer, the resort was bouncing with toned and tanned she-athletes. And Dylan knew if she didn"t score J.T. soon, someone else would.
Reaching for a lemon yellow microfiber towel, she accidentally knocked the pamphlet to the ground. All she could do was grunt in frustration and swab her slick face. Still, sweat spilled over her arched auburn brows like the water that trickled down the spa"s pink travertine walls.
She was hot. She"d never been this hot, and she had to concentrate on every breath or she"d faint. In, out. In, out. In, out . . . In, out. In, out. In, out . . .
Once she got a rhythm going, Dylan allowed her mind to wander.
How hard would J.T. lip-kiss her after she creamed Svetlana? How open would he be to a four-thousand-mile long-distance relationship? Was he a texter?
Throwing the towel aside, Dylan exhaled, utterly exhausted. It was taking every ounce of her will and concentration to keep from pa.s.sing out. After a long sip of cuc.u.mber water, she decided to go for it. She reached and reached and reached . . . until her fingers managed to pinch the corner of the Svetlana Way pamphlet she"d accidentally dropped on the sauna room floor.
Got it!
She pulled it back up onto her steamy lap, careful not to let the fuchsia ink rub off on her sweat-drenched thighs. Not that it really mattered. It would rinse right off in the pool.
Once the hairy-chested man with the gold rings and red bathing cap was halfway down the lane, Dylan pushed off the slippery cobalt bluetiled edge. The indoor lap pool was heated to bathtub temperatures and teeming with serious swimmers who slapped the chlorinated water with their tired strokes like mindless aqua-zombies. Splashes and random coughs echoed up to the gla.s.s roof and ricocheted off the limestone walls, making Dylan feel like an exotic fish in a very luxurious tank.
Gliding as hard as she could, Dylan finally reached the other side and burst to the surface. She wall-clung momentarily to admire the beading water on her silver Robin Piccone one-piece, which glistened like a sardine in the sunshine. If only J.T. were into fashion instead of tennis . . .
But the Svetlana Way emphasized not living in a fantasyland. Success was not about what ifs. It was about what nexts. So Dylan took a deep breath and submerged for lap number two.
The hollow sound of her underwater heartbeat provided a rhythmic backdrop for her J.T. musings.
Thump-thump. Thump-thump. Thump-thump. Jyl-an. Jyl-an Jyl-an. Jyl-an Jyl-an.
It didn"t have the ring of Brangelina or Tomkat, but it wasn"t awful.
Dylan straddled the black nylon workout bench. Her forehead crinkled under the strain of her task. Yet somehow, she managed to lift a bottle of Smart.w.a.ter to her dry lips.
"Uggghhh!" she moaned. The angle ravaged her sore shoulder and sent shock waves of pain up her arm.
This warm-up session was o-ver.
"Did you warm up?" Svetlana asked when she met up with Dylan outside the fitness center. Dylan"s cheeks were flushed with post-practice sweat, and her chest rose and fell like a panting dog"s.
"I did." Dylan squinted against the afternoon sun. She felt like she had just crawled out of a cave. The tropical grounds seemed saturated in color compared with the steel-gray and black weight room. Once again, she had to ask herself if J.T. was worth sacrificing sun, sand, and seafood. And once again, her answer was yes.
"Here is itinerary for the next two days. We have match on day three." Svetlana handed Dylan a piece of hotel stationery filled with her slanted, all-caps handwriting. The back of the paper felt like b.u.mpy Braille because the rage-filled athlete had pushed too hard with the pen.
THE SVETLANA WAY TWO-DAY SCHEDULE
6 A.M.8 A.M.: 5-MILE RUN WITH PEBBLE IN SHOE.
8:05 A.M.8:15 A.M.: 20 PUSH-UPS WITH SVETLANA ON YOUR BACK.
8:19 A.M.8:58 A.M.: 1,000 CRUNCHES OR 100 WITH MEDICINE BALL-YOU CHOOSE 9 A.M.10:30 A.M.: WEIGHT ROOM CIRCUIT, NO WATER.
10:35 A.M.4 P.M.: TENNIS DRILLS, BALL MACHINE, HIGH-HEEL SPRINTS. THIS INCLUDES A SHORT HALF-HOUR LUNCH OF HARD-BOILED EGG AND GATORADE (I CHOOSE FLAVOR).
4:02 P.M.4:30 P.M.: YOGA.
4:34 P.M.5:30 P.M.: MEDITATION IN MOSQUITO-FILLED ROOM.
5:36 P.M.7 P.M.: 2-MILE COOL-DOWN JOG (NO PEBBLE).
7:06 P.M.8:00 P.M.: DINNER OF MIXED GREENS, 1/2 BOILED CHICKEN BREAST, GATORADE (YOU CHOOSE FLAVOR).
8:01 P.M.8:25 P.M.: REVIEW TENNIS MATCHES ON TV TO AID VISUALIZATION.
8:30 P.M.:.
SLEEP IN HEAT-FILLED ROOM.
Dylan was about to protest but stopped herself. For once in her life she would try. Really try. Relentlessly-refuse-to-fail try. The way Ma.s.sie did. And her mother did. And Svetlana did. The way winners did.
KAPALUA SPA AND TENNIS CLUB.
COURT ONE.
Tuesday, July 7 9 A.M.
"I can"t believe you two actually play play together." J.T. looked shyly at the crushed seash.e.l.l path that led to Private Court One. The collar on his white Lacoste was popped, surrounding his deliciously tanned face like a flour tortilla. together." J.T. looked shyly at the crushed seash.e.l.l path that led to Private Court One. The collar on his white Lacoste was popped, surrounding his deliciously tanned face like a flour tortilla.
"Most people don"t challenge me the way she does, you know?" Dylan playfully kicked a peach-colored sh.e.l.l so J.T. could admire her taut leg muscles in action. After two days of enduring the Svetlana Way, Dylan felt toned, slim, and 100 percent ready for her faux match. Her indigo puff-sleeved pleated minidress and flaming red extensions made her impossible to overlook. She was the color-soaked Teen Vogue Teen Vogue version of a tennis player-a stylish poser in a beautiful location. All she needed to complete the picture was the hot boyfriend. And that was coming together beautifully. version of a tennis player-a stylish poser in a beautiful location. All she needed to complete the picture was the hot boyfriend. And that was coming together beautifully.
"Wow. You"re cute and and determined." J.T. paused on the path and smiled. "Fierce combination." He said determined." J.T. paused on the path and smiled. "Fierce combination." He said fierce fierce like he meant like he meant s.e.xy s.e.xy.
If Dylan had known how to do a back handspring, she would have done one right then and there, even if it meant pressing her soft palms against all those jagged sh.e.l.ls.
Mission Make J.T. My SBF was well under way. That morning, at his his request, he"d picked Dylan up at her bungalow. Then he had offered to carry her glittery racket case. Even his DEC (Direct Eye Contact) was up 80 percent since the beginning of the week, indicating that their first lip-kiss was a mere match point away. request, he"d picked Dylan up at her bungalow. Then he had offered to carry her glittery racket case. Even his DEC (Direct Eye Contact) was up 80 percent since the beginning of the week, indicating that their first lip-kiss was a mere match point away.
Now all Dylan needed to do was make the tennis game look believable. If she could pull that off, they"d be hanging a DO NAWT DISTURB sign on their poolside umbrella for the rest of the week.
When they reached the cliffside court, J.T. unhooked the fence. He held it open so Dylan could enter first-possibly a ploy to check out her new and improved b.u.t.t.
"Hey, Svetlana! We"re here," Dylan called.
Svetlana, in a white embellished tank and super-short shorts, was stretching on the far side. Dylan smiled to herself, loving how seriously the athlete was taking her role.
Svetlana wave-jogged over to greet them and gave Dylan a big, bone-crushing hug once she arrived. Over Svetlana"s super-sculpted shoulder, Dylan locked eyes with J.T. and grinned. She pulled away to make the introductions, and J.T. took it upon himself to extend his hand.
"It"s such an honor to meet you."
"Believe me"-Svetlana winked-"the pleasure"s all mine. Now we play, ya?"
Once again Dylan thought Svetlana was getting a little too cutesy with her crush. But she refused to let it bring her down. Not when J.T. had escorted her there and offered to carry her bag. Those gestures screamed CRUSHING BACK! And she didn"t need CosmoGIRL! CosmoGIRL! to tell her that. to tell her that.
J.T. unzipped Dylan"s glittering silver bag and presented her with her racket. She leaned in for one last yummy coconut-scented whiff before parting ways.
It was showtime.
Dylan sauntered over to her side of the court, allowing her diffused, glossy red locks to bounce in time with her custom-made, double-soled Nikes. She stepped behind the baseline, took a deep breath, and let her first serve rip. "Huh-wah!" "Huh-wah!"
Svetlana returned it easily, and just like they"d practiced, Dylan slammed it back. As planned, Svetlana attempted to return it but failed to make contact with the ball.
"Fifteen-love." J.T. called from the bench. "Very impressive!"
Dylan dropped into a mini-curtsy and then served again.
Huah! She"d practiced her grunt face enough to know it said, "I"m powerful She"d practiced her grunt face enough to know it said, "I"m powerful and and ah-dorable." ah-dorable."
Once again, Svetlana returned the ball and Dylan hit it back so that it sailed just past Svetlana"s outstretched racket. The game continued to go perfectly, and they hit the ball back and forth several more times while J.T. whooped and hollered from the sideline. Running back and forth, hitting backhands, forehands, and even one overhead smash, Dylan was in the zone. Meanwhile, Svetlana was proving to be a very convincing pretend-loser. b.a.l.l.s flew just out of her reach or landed just long of baseline. She even eked out a few faux-frustrated grunts to make it look real.
After the first set, J.T. shot Dylan the double thumbs-up, and, feeling brave, she blew him an air kiss. How cute was he, still holding her rhinestone bag?
"You know," Svetlana called cheerfully from the other side of the court, "I think I"m in the mood for a bagel!"
"Me too!" Dylan"s insides soared. "But let"s play one more set."
Ehmagawd! No more boiled chicken b.r.e.a.s.t.s? It was too perfect. J.T. and a bagel in one day! Would she have cream cheese or peanut b.u.t.ter and jelly? Maybe she"d get half and half. Or tuna and- All of a sudden a ball sliced across the court. Had it been going any faster, it would have experienced time travel.
Dylan jumped out of the way just in time. She took a deep breath and then bent her knees, in preparation for Svetlana"s second serve. "Sorry, I wasn"t ready," she called. Then she mouthed, "Take it easy," when J.T. wasn"t looking.
This time, Svetlana served with less vigor and Dylan was able to return it. But the ball came back with a vengeance. Dylan swung her racket back, but when the strings made contact with the ball, the force sent her reeling backward. She landed right on her newly toned b.u.t.t.
"Are you okay?" Svetlana jogged to the net.
"Thirty-love." J.T. announced.
Dylan shot her opponent a threatening you-better-not-try-that-again look as she stood and dusted off her cotton indigo skirt. Svetlana a.s.sured her with a slight head nod that it wouldn"t happen again. Maybe she wanted to make the match look real so Dylan would have a come-from-behind victory, making J.T. fall even harder for her? That had to be it. Right Right?
Svetlana served again.
Pop!
The ball landed right on the service line.
An ace ace.
"Forty-love!" J.T. shouted, gazing at Svetlana with love in his eyes.
Dylan"s stomach churned. Something was off.
Svetlana served again, and Dylan stuck her racket out trying to save set point, but Svetlana was there with her hardest forehand yet.
"Owie." The ball clipped Dylan"s shin.
"Oops!" Svetlana covered her mouth in mock guilt.
"You did that on purpose!" Dylan yelled. "Approach the net."
Once they were practically nose-to-nose Dylan hissed, "What are you doing doing?"
Waves crashed ash.o.r.e in the background and slight breeze ruffled through Dylan"s hair.
"Winning," Svetlana said casually.
"This is nawt nawt what we agreed to." Dylan stomped her silver Nike on the clay court. what we agreed to." Dylan stomped her silver Nike on the clay court.
Svetlana shrugged.
"You asked for it!" Dylan speed-hobbled to her bag, which J.T. had finally set down behind him. She reached inside for her LG-this time she was fully prepared to push the b.u.t.ton. But the phone wasn"t in the outside pocket where she"d left it. Her forehead began beading with sweat. After frantically rooting through the various mesh compartments, she turned the bag inside out and shook it over the clay. One tube of Nars Nude lip gloss and her black room card fell out.
"Looking for this?" J.T. stood above her, holding the LG.
He gave her the phone along with an adorably charming smile.
Dylan smile-thanked him, then scrolled through her files in search of the incriminating videos. But they were all . . . empty. She checked again. And again. And again.
"Ehmagawd, they"re gone!"