"Do you know me, Mrs. Mack?" asked Mrs. Glenn, offering her hand.
"Yes, you look as natural as the pigs," was the rather startling reply; accompanied, however, by a smile and cordial shake of the offered hand.
"Now, we"ll take the money first to make sure of it," was the next remark, addressed to the company in general.
"What is your admission fee?" asked Mr. Dinsmore, producing his pocketbook.
"Fifteen cents apiece."
"By no means exorbitant if your collection is worth seeing," he returned, good-humoredly. "Never mind your purses, Elsie, Raymond, Ned, I"ll act as paymaster for the party."
The all-important business of collecting the entrance fees having been duly attended to, Mrs. Mack led the way to an upper room where minerals, sh.e.l.ls, sharks" teeth, and various other curiosities and relics were spread out upon tables and shelves, ranged along the sides and in the centre of the apartment.
"Now," she said, "the first thing is to register your names. You must all register. You begin," handing the book to Mr. Dinsmore, "you seem to be the oldest."
"I presume I am," he said, dryly, taking the book and doing as he was bidden. "Now, you, Raymond," pa.s.sing it on to the captain, "we"ll take it for granted that you are next in age and importance."
"That"s right, captain," laughed Betty, as he silently took the book and wrote his name, "it wouldn"t be at all polite to seem to think yourself younger than any lady present."
"Of course not, Miss Betty; will you take your turn next?"
"Of course not, sir; do you mean to insinuate that I am older than Aunt Rose?" she asked, pa.s.sing the book on to Mrs. Dinsmore.
"Don"t be too particular about going according to ages," said Mrs. Mack, "it takes up too much time."
"You may write my name for me, Ned," said Zoe, when he took the book.
"Yes, write your sister"s name for her; it"ll do just as well," said Mrs. Mack.
"But I"m not his sister," said Zoe.
"What, then? is he your lover?"
"No," Edward said, laughing, "we"re husband and wife."
"You"ve begun young," she remarked, taking the book and pa.s.sing it on; "don"t look as if you"d cut your wisdom teeth yet, either of you. When the ladies have all registered, some of you grown folks had better do it for the children."
Having seen all their names duly inscribed in her register, "Seat yourselves," she said, waving her hand toward some benches and chairs.
Then, with the help of a half-grown girl, she set out a small circular table, placed a box upon it, pushed up chairs and a bench or two, and said, "Now, as many of you as can, come and sit round this table; the others shall have their turn afterward."
When all the places were filled, she opened the box and took from it a number of beautifully carved articles--napkin-rings, spoons, etc.
"Now, all take your turns in looking at this lovely carved work, while I tell you its story," she said, "the story of how it came into my possession."
"You see, my husband was a sea-captain, and upon one occasion, when he was about setting sail for a long voyage, a young man, or lad--he was hardly old enough to be called a man--came and asked to be taken as one of the crew. He gave a name, but it wasn"t his true name, inherited from his father, as my husband afterward discovered. But not suspecting anything wrong, he engaged the lad, and took him with him on the voyage.
"And the lad behaved well aboard the ship, and he used to carve wonderfully well--as you may see by looking at these articles--just with a jack-knife, and finally--keeping at it in his leisure moments--he made all these articles, carving them out of sharks" teeth.
"You can see he must have had genius; hadn"t he? and yet he"d run away from home to go to sea, as my husband afterward had good reason to believe."
She made a long story of it, spinning out her yarn until the first set had examined the carved work to their satisfaction.
Then, "Reverse yourselves," she said, indicating by a wave of her hand, that they were to give place at the table to the rest of the company.
When all had had an opportunity to examine the specimens of the lad"s skill, the young girl was ordered to restore them to the box, but first to count them.
That last clause brought an amused smile to nearly every face in the audience, but Lulu frowned, and muttered, "Just as if she thought we would steal them!"
Next, Mrs. Mack began the circuit of the room, carrying a long slender stick with which she pointed out those which she considered the most interesting of her specimens or articles of virtu.
One of these last was a very large, very old-fashioned back-comb, having a story with a moral attached, the latter recited in doggerel rhyme.
She had other stories, in connection with other articles, to tell in the same way. In fact, so many and so long were they, that the listeners grew weary and inattentive ere the exhibition was brought to a close.
The afternoon was waning when they left the house. As Captain Raymond and his family drove into the heart of the town on their way home, their attention was attracted by the loud ringing of a hand-bell, followed now and again by noisy vociferation, in a discordant, man"s voice.
"So the evening boat is in," remarked the captain.
"How do you know, papa?" asked Grace.
"By hearing the town-crier calling his papers; which could not have come in any other way."
"What does he say, papa?" queried Lulu. "I have listened as intently as possible many a time, but I never can make out more than a word or two, sometimes not that."
"No more can I," he answered, with a smile; "it sounds to me like "The first news is um mum, and the second news is mum um mum, and the third news is um um mum."
The children all laughed.
"Yonder he is, coming this way," said Max, leaning from the carriage window.
"Beckon to him," said the captain; "I want a paper."
Max obeyed; the carriage stopped, the crier drew near and handed up the paper asked for.
"How much?" inquired the captain.
"Five cents, sir."
"Why, how is that? You asked me but three for yesterday"s edition of this same paper."
"More news in this one."
"Ah, you charge according to the amount of news, do you?" returned the captain, laughing, and handing him a nickel.
"Yes, sir; I guess that"s about the fair way," said the crier, hastily regaining the sidewalk to renew the clang, clang of his bell and the "um mum mum" of his announcement.