Chapter 697 Author“s Brain & Author : A Meaningful Conversation.
[Author"s Brain]: Don"t study. Just sleep or watch y*utube.
[Author]: What? But I have an exam, so I should study, right?
[Author"s Brain]: No. Don"t study. You will fail anyway.
[Author]: What?
[Author"s Brain]: What?
[Author]: You said that I will fail? How could you even say that?
[Author"s Brain]: Well, if you just study better, you will not fail.
[Author]: That"s what I want to do now! I want to study, so can you let me study?
[Author"s Brain]: Well yeah, I suppose that you can... But how about your novel? Whacha gonna do about that?
[Author]: Oh, my novel? I"ll just post the next chap after the exam.
[Author"s Brain]: ....Really? You will delay another chap again? How many delays did you have already? This is getting embarra.s.sing by now!
[Author]: Embarra.s.sed my a.s.s! I want to post many chaps too, but life is hard, you know? Even if I want to post chapters, it"s just hard.... Especially if you are in a middle of a fight scene in the novel.
[Author"s Brain]: ...Right, so it is hard for you to write, and you have an exam. I get it.
[Author]: So will you let me study now?
[Author"s Brain]: Yes, but feed me with those yuri manga first.
[Author]: Feed you with what?
[Author"s Brain]: Feed me with those yuri manga of yours.
[Author]: When you say yuri, you mean that kind of "yuri"?
[Author"s Brain]: Yes, the one where two cute anime women are in a romantic relations.h.i.+p. Haah~ It"s really nice to see those kind of beautiful people...
[Author]: Hold the f**k up. I ain"t doing that. It"s just-
[Author"s Brain]: There"s new chapters of A***r S****l, Y***i S******S S***y, L**y L**e 2, and L**a on the app, right? Go on and look at them!
[Author]: Nope, nope, nope. I have an exam, so I can"t afford to get distracted...
[Author"s Brain]: I see. So will you look at those yuri once the exam is done?
[Author]: Maybe yes, but NO! I won"t be looking! I still have to write chapters after the exam too!
[Author"s Brain]: Aw... so you won"t be looking at any yuri manga at all?
[Author]: Nope. So please just stop yammering me and just let me study in peace.
[Author"s Brain]: Ok.
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[Author"s Brain]: Hey, I have a question for you.
[Author]: Sigh, what is it now?
[Author"s Brain]: If a clown from a circus is actually a woman, would you still call her a clown?
[Author]: What?
[Author"s Brain]: If a specie of an elephant that could fly were to be discovered, will we call that elephant as Dumbo?
[Author]: ???
[Author"s Brain]: Some people say that large lizards taste like chicken. Do you believe that?
[Author]: Man... you know what? You should just shut the f**k up. You must be h.e.l.la tired now. Go to sleep, man. Come one. You deserve some rest.
[Author"s Brain]: I don"t need rest, I need answers!
[Author]: Nope, you really need to rest now. If you don"t rest, you will feel bad.
[Author"s Brain]: Ok, I can rest… But wait, don"t you have an exam later? If I rest now, then how could you study?
[Author]: F**k, why do you have to remind me of that? Now you"re making me anxious again!
[Author"s Brain]: Man, why are you feeling anxious? Just study for the exam, and you will pa.s.s! Trust yourself and trust the process!
[Author]: If the exam were just that easy, I will be really confident…
[Author"s Brain]: Hm? Did you say something?
[Author]: Nothing. I said nothing.
[Author"s Brain]: Good. So let"s go outside today and-
[Author]: Wait, go outside? But how about the studying? You just said that I should study!
[Author"s Brain]: Well I changed my mind now. Let"s just go outside first. You need some breath of fresh air too.
[Author]: Is that what you really want? You really just want a breath of fresh air?
[Author"s Brain]: Y-yes, that"s what I only really want.
[Author]: You"re lying. You"re just don"t want to study, right?
[Author"s Brain]: Hah? Me? Lazy to study? I will never be that kind of thing! Come on, we"re in university, so I can"t afford to be lazy! Being lazy is just for-
[Author]: Find the momentum profile when-
[Author"s Brain]: Argh no! I don"t want to think anymore! No! Don"t give me that question!
[Author]: See? You don"t want to study. I just reminded you of an old question, and you"re already panicking like this….
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[Author]: Sigh, you don"t need to be this scared. Come on, you just have to study a little-
[Author"s Brain]: Little? You said little? Come on, with the materials that we had to study, this will take us a whole day to finish them all! You call that little? Man, f**k you! F**k you and your stupid cla.s.s! You should have not taken it in the first place!
[Author]: Hey! Don"t blame me for the cla.s.s that I took! It"s a cla.s.s that is part of my course! There"s no way that I can avoid it!
[Author"s Brain]: Hmph, whatever! Since I don"t like to study, you can"t make me study. Now go resume your sleep and just watch youtube videos later….
[Author]: Yawn… I do feel sleepy today. Maybe just one nap will do- Hey! I said no sleeping today! How many times do I have to remind you about that?
[Author"s Brain]: Tsk, the sleeping attempt failed…
[Author]: Hey, what are you mumbling there about, huh? Are you thinking of skipping the "study session" again?
[Author"s Brain]: What? No! I am not thinking about that anymore! I was just, you know, thinking of the proper method that you should use for the "study-session" later.
[Author]: Is that so?
[Author"s Brain]: Yes, I am telling the truth! I even swear that with my life!
[Author]: Your life? You do know that you and I are just the same, right?
[Author"s Brain]: Oh yeah, haha… We"re just the same… How could I have forgotten that?
[Author]: Oh my- You know what? I will forgive you for doing this so much commotion. Just please… please don"t think of slacking of the study sessions anymore. Just do that, and all will be fine.
[Author"s Brain]: Don"t slack of during study sessions. Don"t slack of during study sessions. Don"t slack of during study sessions… Yes, I can do that.
[Author]: Good. Now then, help me out on sorting the review materials. Let"s get the one about-
[Author"s Brain]: I"m hungry. Please feed me.
[Author]: What?
[Author"s Brain]: I"m hungry. Please feed me.
[Author]: No, that won"t do. I just ate 3 hours earlier, so I can"t eat again. I will just get fatter!
[Author"s Brain]: I don"t care. Just feed me. I need them calories already.
[Author]: No means no! I don"t have much money today, so even if you want to eat, I can"t afford that!
[Author"s Brain]: What? You don"t have any money anymore? But what about your allowance for this week? Isn"t that-
[Author]: Um, I spent it all for food earlier already.
[Author"s Brain]: What?
[Author]: What?
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[[[Author"s Note: I do have an exam, so next chapter will be posted not today, but later.]]]