Chapter 732 Interlude: The Mnemonic Manifest ft. Asteria 2
[POWER SYSTEMS]
P – p.i.s.s off if you don"t have powers. You will die if you face a power user. (But sometimes, a non-power user might have a chance of winning… )
O – Over the sky is the limit with your powers. Just use your brain if you want to improve. (Nah… Most likely, many power users will improve through the use of items or cheats…)
W – Water, Earth, Fire, Air. The four ele-(This is not the Av**ar intro. I promise.)
E – Everything is awesome, as long as you have powers! Everything is awesome, at least until you"re being railed by a goblin from behind. (Excuse me what?)
R – Rah rah, rah, rah… (I still have no good words for the letter R.)
S – Special beings are the usual term for power users. This term might make them look n.o.ble and wise, but is just makes them feel more alienated and sad. (In other words, special beings can also be stupid and nostalgic.)
Y – Yell all you want when you use powers, but that won"t make you stronger. (Just like what I said earlier, you must practice to improve!)
S – Special Practices will even help improve your power more!
T – Tangling with power users are ill-advised, especially if you don"t have powers. (a.s.sociating with a power user usually leads to bad ends, and those without abilities are p.r.o.ne to dying.
E – Every concept or object in the world can be referenced or used in a power system. (Even a simple thing like an egg or spit will even work, so don"t think that trash can"t be used as a power.
M – Magic is the first term that people think when they hear the term Power Systems. (I can"t blame them thinking that way, since magic is prevalent on countless power systems.)
S – S** is easy to those who had powers. Maybe it"s the presence of their abilities that makes them alluring to s**ual partners.
[GUIDE]
G – Get comfy with a Guide, as it will accompany you on your whole life as a Traveler. (Which means that if a Traveler dies, the Guide will also be gone. Wait, so does that mean that I will die if Alex dies? F**k!)
U - Uoh s**t! How did I forget that? It"s actually possible for me to die!
I – Idiotic brain! Why did you forget that! (Now I have to worry about Alex more again!)
D – Despicable hoomans! They must have known that I forgot about the threat in my life! How dare they forget to tell me too!
E – Excellent, excellent, excellent. You have never made me this angry hooman… ever since the start of our alliance.
[LIFESPAN]
L – La.s.so will be the only thing that will meet your b.u.t.t cheeks once I am done with- oh right, I have to make a mnemonic for a new word. (Just you wait hooman, I will have some time with you later.)
I – Integral is lifespan to many beings, and yet this is also a currency that those "enslaved" by the Endless Monarch are forced to pay. (Bruh, saying that sounds close to blasphemy. I hope that won"t be enough to have me blasted to pieces.)
F – F**k, f**k, f**k! Where is my honey! I swear it was just behind me earli- Tsk I still have to finish this d.a.m.ned mnemonic!
E – Entertaining are those who seek to extend their lifespan, although little did they know that lifespan is not everything. (Lol, for a Traveler… lifespan is everything. So don"t believe that c.r.a.p here in letter E. this was just me extending my word count.)
S – Sequoia trees are the trees with the longest lifespan on Earth, right? (Did I say that name right? Nah, only Alex came from that place, so as long as he doesn"t hear what I say, he won"t care at all.
P – Personally, I hate the notion of lifespans. It just restricts the potential of any individual! Any talents that could blossom will be ended by old age, and n.o.body has a solution for this! (Well, if you reach the high level of power, then you won"t have to worry about lifespan.)
A – And speaking of high level of power, you can find those when you are near the 7th or 8th Stage already (My goodness, that was a high power level requirement.)
N – Never a.s.sume a person"s lifespan based on their appearance. (Seriously, don"t guess ages, especially to a person living in a magical world. Ages and lifespans are always skewed in these places!)
[WORLD SOULS].
W – Wah!! Wah!! Wah!! Do you hear that sound? That"s the sound of a baby world soul crying! (Do I sound happy while saying this? Of course not. After all, I am not happy talking about a baby"s sound, especially one that was as horrible as this kid.)
O – Oh my goodness, baby World Souls are so cute! (If they can be eaten, then that will be the full package.
R – Rake, road, rage, rush, rust, rub, roam. (Yey! More words for letter R!)
L – Lay low if you have offended a World Soul. Especially if you are in the planet related to that World Soul. (Seriously, don"t try offending any World Souls at all. They will kill you with all the powers that they have.)
D – Do not provoke a World Soul to hurt sentient beings without any reasons. (That is just improper, and the customs will surely be offended by it.)
S – Special care are given for World Souls. Especially the bratty ones like Sierra. (Sigh.. now I miss those irritating guys from my former world.)
O – Oatmeal can be a good breakfast for World Souls too. (So is milk.)
U – I don"t know any proper u-words to use here. So forgive me for leaving this blank.
L – Life might seem to be present on World Souls, but don"t immediately conclude that they are living beings. (Although looking at Sierra, she seems like a decent person.)
S - Sike, never mind. Sierra and Alina might kill me if they knew what I am doing... (Will Alex be angry too? I don"t know…)
[TRANSCENDENCE]
T – Talk to my hand, if you want to know more about Transcendence! (Lol, just kidding.)
R – F**k it, why do I have to deal with many letter R"s?
A – Above the laws is Transcendence. Only blessed individuals with great wit, courage, talent, and luck can reach this stage.
N – n.o.body under the domain of the laws can win against a Transcendent Being. (There are exceptions, but they are so rare that even Alex will find it hard to replicate this feat.)
S – Stages from 6 and below are already irrelevant to Transcendent Beings, so don"t be smug about your powers. ( You can only feel proud if you indeed have transcended above the laws.)
C – Calculated efforts are needed if one wants to reach Transcendence. And even more efforts are needed to slay a Transcendent Being. (I get why many would want to do the first one. But why would anyone be even interested on slaying a Transcendent Being these days? They will just die!)
E – Exceptional geniuses might reach Transcendence, but it is still "might". (Even Alex has small chances of reaching Transcendence too, so any hoomans there should not feel bad.)
N – Never a.s.sume that you are safe if you are under the protection of a Transcendent Being. They might be powerful, but the laws of the World limit them from directly attacking your enemies. (Which means that given a chance, don"t try to be a p***y and just follow the d.a.m.ned instructions.
D – Don"t treat the Transcendent Beings like G.o.ds too. They are not G.o.ds, and their abilities certainly prevent them from becoming one.
E – Even if a Transcendent Being wants to be treated like a G.o.d, there is no way that he can accomplish it. That"s just how the rules of this world worked. (Pretty irritating, right?)
N - Never a.s.sume that you are safe if you are under the protection of a Transcendent Being. They might be powerful, but the laws of the World limit them from directly attacking your enemies.(Which means that given a chance, don"t try to be a p***y and just follow the d.a.m.ned instructions. Wait, did I repeat this? Yes, I repeated it.)
C – Consider yourself lucky if your Sixth Stage Powers will not attract Transcendent Beings towards you. From what I heard, they like individuals with great appearances and even greater power…
E – Ending is here. Ending is here. Don"t expect me to add anything else. Ending is here. Ending is here. Ending is here. Ending is here. Ending is here. Ending is here. Ending is here. Ending is here.