771 I CAN“T DELETE THIS CHAPTER, SO PLEASE IGNORE IT.
I really promise to post the next chapter today.
Cross my heart or do whatever you want from me.
[ENDLESS MONARCH.]
E – Endless is his might, and his greatness is for forever. (Wow, I can"t believe I said that.)
N – Night and darkness are his playground, while light and day are his servants. (This sounds abstract as f**k)
D – d.a.m.ned those who curse him, and may they suffer endless maledictions for their mistakes. ( Wait a second, so this is the reason why my uncle disappeared?)
L – Life and Death are nothing more but marbles being spun on his almighty palms. (Oooh, marbles? Let me see!)
E – Elements are his b**ches. (This could sound a little tamer, but I figured that the Endless Monarch having his own b**ches is cool.
S – Submit to him, and you will gain eternal life.( Are you sure about that?)
S – Submit to him, and you will gain eternal life .(I want to write something else here, but my mom is watching me, so yeah…)
M ��� Mysteries are an open book to him, and all secrets are laid bare on his eyes. (Oh, so he can peek on someone taking a bath.)
O – Obligate your life for him, and he will give you much more. (??? This did not happen to me.)
N – No time is too late to praise him. (I came in late on my cla.s.s before, and the Endless Monarch punished me with 100 spanks….)
A – A life for a life, a tooth for a tooth. Only the strongest shall be accepted under his rule. (No wonder many Travelers died under him. He"s treating them like animals. Well, its not like I really care…)
R – Roam the universe under his will, and you will gain powers beyond your comprehension. (This, this is true. But you need luck if you want to be chosen.)
C – Cull all your doubts and accept him as the greatest in the Multiverse. (Come to think about it. I never saw how strong the Endless Monarch was. Is he strong?)
H – His Majesty, the Endless Monarch, will always have his arms open for you. So don"t hesitate to approach him. (The last time that I saw the Endless Monarch open his arms for someone, it was before he crushed that person into a deadly hug.)
[ALEX]:
A – A man who does not like me. (Well duh, that"s obvious)
L – likes to always laze around as if he"s a lizard .(He"s like the sloth from those animal doc.u.mentaries.)
E – Everyone he meets, he treats well. (Even his enemies will be treated well too, although they have to treat him well first.
X – Xcept for me. He does not treat me well.
[QUEEN MOTHER]:
Q –Quack quack quack. (I don"t know any good words for Q, so this will do.)
U – Underestimating her is fine, since she"s the one who underperforms in the group.
E – Elope with her if you are a female. (In case you don"t know, she"s a lesbian. She likes girls.)
E – Extra points if you"re a female who likes trees. (There"s nothing better for a tree lesbian but a woman who likes trees.)
N – Never eat gra.s.s in front of her. Just don"t. (She p.o.o.ps gra.s.s, so she feels guilty if she sees a person eating gra.s.s. It makes her feel gross.)
M – Moaning female sounds will disturb her. ( I don"t know why she will be disturbed. I thought she will like it more.)
O –"Oh yeah" sounds won"t do to. Seriously, don"t moan like that. (She might try stalking you. That happened once before.)
T – Thicc girls are her favorite. (But not too thicc that they will be fat. Just the right amount of thiccness will do.)
H – Heat-based weapons are her weaknesses. (It makes sense, so don"t question me.)
E – Elope with her if you"re a female. Did I use this earlier? Oh, I just
R – Repeated the previous letter E. Oh well, n.o.body will notice.
[ASTERIA]:
A – Awesome! (Awesome!)
S – Superb! (Superb!)
T –Tantalizing! (Tantalizing!)
E – Exemplary! (Exemplary!)
R – Riveting! (Riveting!)
I – Important! (Important!)
A- Awesome! (Awesome!)
[ALINA]:
A – A glutton who does not know the limit of her stomach. (She has s.p.a.ce magic anyway, so technically speaking, she can eat without any worries.)
L – Licks her plate clean, because she could. (And she does it in a s.e.xy way, that both Alex and Queen Mother gets turned on just from watching it.)
I – Interested on eating, but sucks on cooking. (This is so confusing. She likes eating, but she can"t cook? That"s outrageous!)
N – Never cleans her sword. She said it"s a waste of time. (She just don"t want to tell Alex that she does not know how to clean swords too.)
A – Always wants to kiss Alex, but she"s shy to do it. (That"s the reason why she and Alex has few s.e.xual encounters.)
[PROFESSOR FRANCES]:
P – Ptooey! Why does her name have to be this long? Now I have to make a long mnemonic!
R – Rah, rah, rah. Rah. (I can"t think of any words for R too…)
O – Oh right, Professor Frances is a mad woman .(She"s a loco. So don"t offend her.)
F – Fickle words are not her strong suit, so don"t insult her. (She will cry like a child or rage like a bull once insulted. Both instances are bad, so please don"t insult her.)
E – Epstein did not k*** hi*****. Hm? Who"s Epstein? Is he like Einstein?
S – s.e.x is not her thing, although Queen Mother is doing her best to change that. (Good luck to that, Queen Mother.)
S – So Queen Mother likes Professor Frances? Why though? Professor Frances is not a good partner in all sense…
O – Octopus are her favorite food. ( Did she like it because of the tentacles? Maybe…)
R – Rapscallion. Rascal. Rather. Racuous. Raccon. Rod. (Hey, that"s a lot of letter R"s!)
F – F**k this s**t. I"m still halfway through her name! (Should I have just used Frances for this mnemonic alone?)
R – Ratzilla? Raccet? Raptaurion? Rooor? (Wait, does these words even exist?)
A – A clap on her b.u.t.t will make her jump. Don"t ask me how I knew that. (Her b.u.t.t is soft though)
N – Never challenge her to a scientific duel. (What the h.e.l.l is that duel anway? It"s the first time I heard of that…)
C – Cold hard cash will make her happy. Adding organs on that will be better too.
E – Ethics don"t mean s**t to her. That"s already obvious.
S – Sorority? Did she join group like this before? I think I should ask her…
[ASTRIA]:
A – A loudmouth is her best description.
S – She"s most likely to pounce Alex if Alina is not around. (So she becomes a hoe just for Alex.)
T – Tents will form on a man"s pants if she hugs them. (That"s gross)
R – Roar! Roar! Roar!
I - Idiot can be her another name, since she"s an idiot. (That is my opinion, not Alina"s).
A – Awesome!
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