"Sure. Always to see that there"s a tree in a field before trying to cross over," said the other, quickly.
"Well, that"s a good motto, I suppose," remarked Elmer; "but that wasn"t what I meant. You know now that many times the longest way around is the shortest way to the fire. After this you"ll think twice before taking a short cut."
"I"ll squint around for anything in the shape of a bull, anyway,"
chuckled Ty.
The animal had succeeded in demolishing the offensive garment by this time, and as if to show his utter contempt for the whole bunch of boys, he started to crop the short, sweet gra.s.s where he happened to be standing. Whenever he came upon a tattered fragment of the illy treated sweater, he would give it a toss, utter a defiant bellow, paw the ground a little, and then calmly resume his feeding.
But doubtless all the while he was watching the boys beyond the fence out of a corner of his eye. Elmer knew that this must be so, for he noticed that the animal always kept his head turned toward them.
"He vas as mad as some hornets," remarked Adam, who seemed to be particularly interested in the actions of the bull, for he kept peering through the fence. "Aber I haf a red sweater I vould see if he likes to yump at me. Oxcuse me, Elmer, put let me haf de loan off dis."
He deftly took the bandana handkerchief from the hands of the patrol leader, as Elmer was about to fasten it once more around his own neck; for he had used it to attract the attention of the bull, it may be remembered, when at the other side of the field; and events had followed so rapidly since, that he had not found a chance to replace the handkerchief where it belonged.
"Hold on, no foolish business, Adam!" cried Elmer, clutching a leg of the German as he started to mount the fence.
"Nein! I haf no vish to get me a grafeyard in kevick," Adam declared.
"Only I vould like to see if dot pad egg oudt in der field vould run at me like he dood at Ty. You pet my life I vill not yump _inside_ de fence; and dot"s no choke, Elmer."
Accordingly, Elmer released his clutch, and the stout German climbed nimbly to the top of the fence. Here he began to wave the handkerchief in the most brazen manner, at the same time calling out defiantly at the animal.
At first the bull refused to listen, but kept on grazing; though doubtless the sight of the hated color was working upon him.
"See him edging this way, would you, the sly old sinner!" called Landy.
"He"s getting ready for a rush," remarked Elmer.
"Look out, Adam; be ready to drop off there!" cried Landy.
"And be thure not to take the wrong thide, or you"ll be in for it!"
admonished Ted, a little nervously.
Suddenly the beast threw off the mask, so to speak. He made a plunge, and was immediately in motion, coming with lowered head on the full run, and heading for the spot where Adam stood on the fence flaunting that flag of defiance.
"He"s off!" yelled Landy. "Jump, Adam, before he knocks you into the field! Oh, ain"t he just the limit, though; and as mad as they make "em!
Jump, why don"t you? Elmer make him come down! Perhaps he"s got his foot caught, and can"t drop out!"
CHAPTER V.
A DOUBLE-ACTION JOKE.
"JUMP, Adam!" called Elmer.
The German had waited as long as he dared, and as if the voice of the patrol leader gave him the sign, he suddenly made a backward spring, turned a somersault in the air, just as he had done from the springboard when swimming, and landed squarely on his feet.
Crash!
That was the bull striking head-on against the fence. And it was fortunate for the other boys, as well as Adam, perhaps, that the owner of the bull had made that fence additionally strong. Had it given way before the onslaught of the animal the chances were Elmer and his mates would have had to do some lively running to get clear.
But the fence held, though it wabbled suspiciously, and Elmer felt sure that a few more such blows must have demolished the barrier completely.
"Don"t you wish you could, old fellow?" taunted Landy, after he had made sure of the fact that the animal was going to be held back.
The bull looked through the fence, snorted, pawed the earth, and let out an angry bellow. Then he walked disdainfully away, as though satisfied with the victory he had gained, that one fragment of the torn red sweater still floating from his horn, just for all the world, as Ty remarked, "like a flag at half mast."
"Come, let"s hike back to camp, boys," remarked Elmer, moving off, "and finish getting our breakfast ready. By the time Ty manages to come along we"ll be fixed for business."
"Oh, I"ll show up in decent shape, all right," remarked the other. "This time I"ll take no rash chances in crossing fields. Around the fence is good enough for me, I guess."
He was as prompt as his word, and came along with his pail of fresh milk just as Elmer was beating the tattoo on the frying pan that summoned the party to breakfast.
"What did they say up at the farmer"s, Ty!" asked Landy.
"Not guilty," replied the other, who was cramming his mouth with a portion of the flapjacks Elmer had made, and which were really fine.
"Now, what"s the use of giving us puzzles to solve!" complained the fat boy, as he speared his second helping from the tin platter, and proceeded to deluge the same with some maple syrup that had been brought along in a bottle. "Not guilty of what, say!"
"That ain"t their bull, you see," remarked Ty.
"And tho they declined to buy you a new thweater, ith that it, Ty?"
asked Ted, a little maliciously.
"Oh, rats!" cried the other; "you know right well I"m not built that way, Ted Burgoyne. Never once thought of trying to make anybody pay for my foolishness in trying to cut across a field that had a bull in it. I only mentioned the fact because, you see, I had to explain what happened to their tin bucket, when I was paying for it. But after all they wouldn"t accept the money--said it was only an old pail after all, and the farmer he told me I ought to be glad it was the bull, and not me, that kicked the bucket."
"Bully for the farmer!" said Landy, or at least that was what the others took it for granted he meant, since his mouth was so full of flapjack that he could hardly do more than mutter.
After breakfast was over they started to carry out the various duties or pleasures which each fellow had in view. One wanted to take a few pictures, and, of course, this was Landy, though his mates solemnly warned him to be careful what vines he touched while in the woods.
Another declared he felt like trying to tempt some of the finny denizens of the river from their beds on this bright morning. This was Adam, and he had brought along a lot of new tackle, as well as a fine jointed rod, to prove that he was as good a fisherman as he was a water dog.
Elmer chose to potter around the camp. There were always plenty of things that could be done to improve conditions and add to the general comfort of those who occupied the tent and cooked at the fireplace made of stones. And having the true sportsman spirit in his composition, he was never more happy than when arranging these many little details connected with the camp.
He improved the fireplace so that the coffee pot would not tilt and threaten to upset from the three metal crossbars that formed a gridiron; he dug the drain at the back of the tent a little deeper, so that in case of a sudden heavy downpour the surplus water would be carried off and not inundate the tent, and, finally, he finished the rude but effective table on which they could place their food at meal times, and even had a couple of short sections of log rolled up so as to take the place of seats when they dined.
Ty, after the breakfast things had been washed up and put away, wandered off somewhere. And Ted was supposed to be fishing farther down the stream, he, too, having expressed a wish for a real fish dinner that night, if so be the ba.s.s in the Sweet.w.a.ter were in a "taking" humor.
Several times when Elmer stood up to rest the muscles of his back, and consider what he would do next, he happened to cast a curious look up to where Adam had taken his position on the bank of the river.
Apparently the fish did not respond to the urgent invitations of the German boy as well as he had expected, or else Adam"s education with regard to the ways the American black ba.s.s has to be attracted to the bait had been neglected.
For some time he was industriously seen threshing the water as though issuing a call to all the fish in the river to come and have a bite with him. Of course that was just the opposite of what he should have done; for ba.s.s are shy and have to be tempted in quietness.
Elmer chuckled to himself when first he noticed what the new scout was doing.
"Looks like Adam is densely ignorant along our ways of fishing," he thought. "Wonder now what kind of fish he"s ever caught that style on the other side of the ocean. Perhaps he never wet a line before in all his life. I noticed that he watched Ted closely, and imitated him exactly in setting up his line, even to the float Ted always persists in using."