After getting married, Gu Wei became arrogant.
For example, when I sleep, I always feel like I was a pillow. He has long hands and feet. I just found that 165 is so pet.i.te!
“Doctor, didn"t you sleep normally before??” It"s far from what it is now… too touching.
“Isn"t it normal now?”
“…"
“Holding my wife makes me so happy.”
“Well, you feel free …” Later, I was numb.
These days, the school and work are running at both sides, and the wedding preparation was quite busy, so I didn"t care much about myself. While sleeping, Gu Wei hugged me: “If you go on like this thinning out, I will hold myself in my arms. ”
I was angry: “who"s too thin?!”
“Your waist.”
“…” Turn around and ignore him.
This guy suddenly went strange: “Will it really bulge here when you are pregnant?”
I was angry again: “Did you buy your medical license for 50 yuan by the side of the road?”
“I just think it"s amazing. ”
After a long silence, I spoke weakly: “Do you want to have children?”
The doctor mused for three and a half seconds: “Forget it. We just got married, having a third party is too sudden.”
“…!”
“Wait until 35.”
“That"s good. Don"t touch me from tomorrow on.”
As a result, my life was worse than death that night.
After marriage, except for San San"s raving about "married women are more moisturized ~", I don"t think I have changed much. As for the Doctor, I deeply feel that he has become a philosopher.
“Wife?”
“Hmm.”
“Mrs. Gu?”
“Hmm.”
“Xiao Xiao?”
“Ah… Doctor, if you have anything to say, you can directly say it.”
“These three, feel different.”
“Legally, it"s all me."
“The spiritual level is different.”
“… Doctor, you"re good at philosophical things.”
“It seems that it"s more exciting to call you, wife? They all seem exciting."
“>-
(One day, we talked. Our main pastime after marriage is —chatting.)
According to the Doctor, he really wanted to get married as soon as possible.
“Then why not tie the knot earlier?”
“You were still in school. A student… It"s an insult to manners.”
“It"s a pity, I also wanted to turn our dean into a witness.”
“He is an orthodox scholar, so don"t take liberties.”
“… Then you are still getting married with a Ph.D. Besides, isn"t your Dean a gentle person?”
“If I don"t go to prison, who would go to prison? The poor … It"s better to be a poor man than a dead poor man.”
“… Get out! ”
Once I was away from home for two days when I was on a business trip. San San thought the Doctor was too desolate. I didn"t know exactly what she meant, but as soon as I got home, I saw a large shrimp curled up in the quilt, pathetic and powerless: “Lin Zhixiao, look, you abandoned me.”
The clinic says acute enteritis. The Doctor drank mushroom and vegetable soup for two days.
“How did I teach you? Don"t say yes to any woman who invites you to dinner except your family.”
“I"ll remember this time. Next time if a man asked me, I won"t go either.”
“…”
“Ah, Mrs. Gu, there is no meat in it.”
“Mr. Gu, you can"t eat meat right now.”
“I"m all right. Not eating meat is bad for your health.”
“Who was talking about a stomachache last night?”
“…” He c.o.c.ked his hair, narrowing his eyes and slowly finished eating. He pulled back the quilt and looked at me, without gla.s.ses, without gla.s.ses…!
Alas, I held my forehead, but I still leaned over and kissed him: “Here, meat.”
“That"s very kind of you. ” He licked his mouth.
“Eat more meat, don"t digest. ” I laughed.
The doctor turned his head and looked at the sky… Ceiling: “Lord, this beautiful sin, if you do not take her back, then please let me sink forever."
“…”
Finally, ahem, ate more…
The second day.
The doctor b.u.t.toned his s.h.i.+rt and sighed: “You win some, you lose some.”
“…”
One day, we leaned on the sofa and read.
I was reading ‘Stories about Ming Dynasty". I don"t know what he was reading…
(TNote: Stories about Ming = is a novel gathering the internet-posted messages with about the Ming Dynasty by Dangnian Mingyue.)
Doctor: “How many times have you read this book?”
Me: “Alas, why wasn"t Mingyue my history teacher?”
Doctor: “Why do you want that?”
Me: “Seduce him. Before I met you, I always wanted to find a husband like Mingyue. Wise, and humorous. After having children, bedside stories are easy to come by. ”
Doctor: “…”
Ten minutes later, I closed the book.
“Doctor, who do you like best?”
“w.a.n.g Shouren. ”
“?”
“We should play, we should learn, we should marry, we should work. Neglect neither love nor work, and harvest in family and career. ”
“… If you are professional, you should like Li s.h.i.+zhen. ”
“Then you can only like the Xu Xiake."
“….” Don"t tease so much!
(TNote: — w.a.n.g Shouren= known as w.a.n.g Yangming; Famous thinker and philosopher of the Ming Dynasty. —Li s.h.i.+zhen = the Ming Dynasty"s famous medical scientist. More of a pharmacist than a Doctor, but in ancient times he could do both. —Xu Xiake = explorer that doc.u.mented everything and everywhere he went. In 21 provinces, munic.i.p.alities and autonomous regions. He Observed various phenomena, humanities, geography, flora and fauna, etc.)
One morning, I finished was.h.i.+ng and was putting on my s.h.i.+rt.
On the big bed behind me, the Doctor said gloomily: “so early…”. Reaching for the bedside alarm clock, it was 8:05. I saw him covering his eyes uncomfortably in the dressing mirror—I swear he blushed.
“Where are you going?”
“Going to school to get the results. ” I answered him leisurely and continued to b.u.t.ton up.
There was no sound behind my back for a long while.
I turned my head: “Hmm?”
“How should I feel? You are now especially like those on TV. Taking advantage and not responsible.”
The black line on my forehead is ten thousand miles long…
I went back to bed and looked affectionately at the Doctor. My face was getting closer and closer. I heard his Adam"s apple move. I quickly picked up the car key on the nightstand and said with a naughty smile, “It"s no loss~ I"m driving away."
“Hey!” The Doctor nimbly clasped my wrist: “Zhang Wuji"s mother is right. The more beautiful a woman is, the worse her heart is.”
I feel black lines again…
Finally, at the request of the Doctor, he drove me to school, and I had to feed him breakfast in the car. I"m the one who lost at both ends…
When I got to the office, I turned on the computer to transcribe, and the Doctor walked around and sat next to me looking at the examination paper with boredom.
“Why didn"t you get a high score?”
“85 is quite high. ”
“With so many 70s, you are too disrespectful of people"s lives…”
“You know, few children nowadays are willing to recite things."
“Yes, I didn"t like subjects like medical history when I was at school. ”
“How many points was it?”
“More than 90.”
“!!!”
“The main reason is that our teachers are relatively kind, and those who do not skip cla.s.ses are given more than 85%.”
“…”
It"s said that after two people get married, they will feel bored and want to go out and have fun.
The doctor and I…
All our energy was focused on having fun with each other.
For example, I found an old violin. So, at that time, he would wake up to a fascinating ‘seesaw sound" during his lunch break: “Lin Zhixiao! What are you playing?!”
I didn"t feel guilty: “Cadenza.”
Doctor: “You"re killing me!”
And for another example.
The Doctor brought back various pieces of handwritten notes, and I helped him sort them out.
Me: “Am I a subst.i.tute exam-taker?”
Doctor: “No, you are practicing calligraphy. ”
Me: “…”
And another example.
Doctor: “Why did you fall asleep on the sofa again?” ” Then he took me back to the bedroom.
Half asleep and half awake, I feel refreshed that the treatment, having a husband is really good.
As a result, the third time, “Why did you fall asleep on the couch again…”, this guy carried me into the bathroom!
Special Dialog
Doctor: I don"t think a philosopher is a commendatory word.
Me: It"s a high-level hooligan.
Doctor: …
Translator:
An now we have came to the end of volume 1 of this book. I hope you all had a great time reading this book.
You might be asking if and when I would continue on volume 2. Well, i will but i"m going to take some time off from this book to focus on the other books i"m translating too. So, i might start the second volume after I take a lil" break. (Around a few weeks to a month.)
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