"THE JOLLY HERRING"
"Velut unda supervenit undam."--VIRGIL.
The Anti-m.u.f.fs request the honor of Williams" company to a spread they are going to have to-morrow evening at half-past four, in their smoking-room--
A note to this effect was put into Eric"s hands by Wildney after prayers. He read it when he got into his study, and hardly knew whether to be pleased or disgusted at it.
He tossed it to Duncan, and said, "What shall I do?"
Duncan turned up his nose, and chucked the note into the fire.
"I"d give them that answer, and no other."
"Why?"
"Because, Eric," said Duncan, with more seriousness than was usual with him, "I can"t help thinking things have gone too far lately."
"How do you mean?"
"Well, I"m no saint myself, Heaven knows; but I do think that the fellows are worse now than I have ever known them--far worse. Your friend Brigson reigns supreme out of the studies; he has laid down a law that _no work_ is to be done down stairs ever under any pretence, and it"s only by getting into one of the studies that good little chaps like Wright can get on at all. Even in the cla.s.s-rooms there"s so much row and confusion that the mere thought of work is ridiculous."
"Well, there"s no great harm in a little noise, if that"s all."
"But it isn"t all. The talk of nearly the whole school is getting most blackguardly; shamelessly so. Only yesterday Wildney was chatting with Vernon up here (you were out, or Vernon would not have been here) while I was reading; they didn"t seem to mind me, and I"m sure you"d have been vexed to the heart if you"d heard how they talked to each other. At last I couldn"t stand it any longer, and bouncing up, I boxed both their ears smartly, and kicked them down stairs."
As Eric said nothing, Duncan continued, "And I wish it ended in talk, but----"
"But I believe you"re turning Owenite. Why, bless me, we"re only schoolboys; it"ll be lots of time to turn saint some other day."
Eric was talking at random, and in the spirit of opposition. "You don"t want to make the whole school such a m.u.f.fish set as the rosebuds, do you?"
There was something of a.s.sumed bravado in Eric"s whole manner which jarred on Duncan exceedingly. "Do as you like," he said, curtly, and went into another study.
Immediately after came a rap at the door, and in walked Wildney, as he often did after the rest were gone to bed, merely slipping his trousers over his nightshirt, and running up to the studies.
"Well, you"ll come to the Anti-m.u.f.fs, won"t you?" he said.
"To that pestilential place again?--not I."
Wildney looked offended. "Not after we"ve all asked you? The fellows won"t half like your refusing."
He had touched Eric"s weak point.
"Do come," he said, looking up in Eric"s face.
"Confound it all," answered Eric, hastily. "Yes, I"ve no friends, I"ll come, Charlie. Anything to please you, boy."
"That"s a brick. Then I shall cut down and tell the fellows. They"ll be no end glad. No friends! why all the school like you." And he scampered off, leaving Eric ill at ease.
Duncan didn"t re-enter the study that evening.
The next day, about half-past four, Eric found himself on the way to Ellan. As he was starting, Bull caught him up, and said--
"Are you going to the Anti-m.u.f.fs?"
"Yes; why? are you going too?"
"Yes; do you mind our going together?"
"Not at all."
In fact, Eric was very glad of some one--no matter who--to keep him in countenance, for he felt considerably more than half ashamed of himself.
They went to "The Jolly Herring," as the pot-house was called, and pa.s.sed through the dingy beery tap-room into the back parlor, to which Eric had already been introduced by Wildney. About a dozen boys were a.s.sembled, and there was a great clapping on the table as the two new-comers entered. A long table was laid down the room, which was regularly spread for dinner.
"Now then, Billy; make haste with the goose," called Brigson. "I vote, boys, that Eric Williams takes the chair."
"Hear! hear!" said half a dozen; and Eric, rather against his will, found himself ensconced at the end of the table, with Brigson and Bull on either hand. The villainous-low-foreheaded man, whom they called Billy, soon brought in a tough goose at one end of the table, and some fowls at the other; and they fell to, doing ample justice to the [Greek: daiz heisae] while Billy waited on them. There was immense uproar during the dinner, every one eating as fast, and talking as loud, as he could.
The birds soon vanished, and were succeeded by long rolly-polly puddings, which the boys called Goliahs; and they, too, rapidly disappeared. Meanwhile beer was circling only too plentifully.
"Now for the dessert, Billy," called several voices; and that worthy proceeded to put on the table some figs, cakes, oranges, and four black bottles of wine. There was a general grab for these dainties, and one boy shouted, "I say, I"ve had no wine."
"Well, it"s all gone. We must get some brandy--it"s cheaper," said Brigson; and accordingly some brandy was brought in, which the boys diluted with hot water, and soon despatched.
"Here! before you"re all done swilling," said Brigson, "I"ve got a health; "Confound m.u.f.fs and masters, and success to the anti"s.""
"And their chairman," suggested Wildney.
"And their chairman, the best fellow in the school," added Brigson.
The health was drunk with due clamor, and Eric got up to thank them.
"I"m not going to spout," he said; "but boys must be boys, and there"s no harm in a bit of fun. I for one have enjoyed it, and am much obliged to you for asking me; and now I call for a song."
"Wildney! Wildney"s song," called several.
Wildney had a good voice, and struck up, without the least bashfulness--
"Come, landlord, fill the flowing bowl, Until it does run overt Come, landlord, fill," &c
"Now," he said, "join in the chorus!" The boys, all more or less excited, joined in heartily and uproariously--
"For to-night we"ll merry merry be!
For to-night we"ll merry merry be!
For to-night we"ll merry merry be!
To-morrow we"ll be sober!"
While Wildney sang, Eric had time to think. As he glanced round the room, at the flushed faces of the boys, some of whom he could not recognise in the dusky atmosphere, a qualm of disgust and shame pa.s.sed over him. Several of them were smoking, and, with Bull and Brigson heading the line on each, side of the table, he could not help observing what a bad set they looked. The remembrance of Russell came back to him.