Summary:
One day my smart phone broke, I went to visit the electric district to buy a replacement and found a strange ominous feeling smartphone shop in a back alley. There seems to be unbelievable capsule toy cards. This is the story about the turning point of my life, I who am not popular experiencing personal erotic scenarios.
I am Eguchi Sei, a 2nd year highschool student. The level to pa.s.s through the upper level of senior high is so so, but anywhere there are the expected delinquency and bullies. I went reluctantly out on Sunday to buy a replacement for my petty smartphone that broke, and in a back alley of the electric district I found a strange smartphone shop.
An old woman in her late 70s wearing a hooded cloak furnished with black is the salesperson there. There is only one smartphone on the merchandise table, but is it profitable like? The shop is gloomy, and among such an atmosphere it feels like a fortune teller’s house. Pretty much seems like she’s been selling smartphones well since the table reads,’I’m sorry we’re sold out.’
“Welcome lad, do you need a replacement magic cellphone? Hehehe”
“Huh?”
Honestly, the old woman’s creepy voice gives me a bad feeling…….
“See here, might this be able to grant your significant desire?”
“Huh? I want to ask about “Might” and among what significance?”
“Do you know capsule toys?”
“Grandma, I’m asking for an answer. Haa, well I’d know if it’s one of those capsule toy charging games.”
I can’t see her face due to dim as ever shop and the cloth, it’s a.s.suredly……so far I feel from this grandma a sense of intimidation and mystery but……
“This is a mobile phone! It doesn’t charge for a call, and both email as well as net are free of charge!”
“……But the cost is high?”
“The main part is also 100 yen, usually……”
“Usually?”
“If you knew this mobile’s function, your pocket money will be lost lad, hehehe”
“Oi Oi, that’s creepy Grandma. Besides this chat doesn’t relate at all!”
“Don’t get angry lad, how about it? Buy it and try it out for 500 yen, then if you don’t like it I’ll give you 1,000 yen.”
I though whether this also was a new scam, but I decided to keep this G.o.dd.a.m.n grandma company with talking about this. So~ my sixth sense says this person may fine, but it had better be working.
When the old woman receives the 500 yen that I held out, she returns 4 hundred yen coins back to me. I also receive the smartphone at the same time.
The design is the usual size and simple black, I became worried about there being no manufacturer name written anywhere, but the old lady said press the screen with my thumb, so I did just that.
『Authorization. Register owner by fingerprint entry. Please wait a moment.』
With Grandma’s story I waited awhile and an ordinary mobile screen appeared, it seems it can already be used.
“Well, it’s really nice if I don’t need to charge calls, however……it’s somehow suspicious……”
“Hehehe, isn’t that natural? Whether or not it’s free of charge is something you need to decide lad. See the upper part of the cell phone. Put 100 yen there.”
There is a hole where the 100 yen enters at the upper part of the smartphone. I carefully look at the characters,’Insert 100 yen in the slot’ is written in black……
When I deposit 100 yen only the battery part of the backside pushes out a little, and a card the same size as the screen of the smartphone jumps out!?
『S S R A Personal s.e.x Slave Meat Toilet Bride』
Exclusive Use Female – How to Use – Set Picture
When the photo is set the target person becomes a s.e.x Slave Meat Toilet Bride for exclusive use of the contractor.
An outrageous explanatory note! In the lower left and top right corner of the platinum card is written with SSR, and a drawn picture of a woman attached to a collar is in the center. On the other side was a purple background and a magician’s picture wearing a hood. I stare at the card in bewilderment.
“Hehe, lad! Nice luck. It would seem this is the first time a rare came out so easily. Now, you have a magician design as your application? Open it there.”
I open the same application as the back’s picture of the card and then it now instructs me to register a conventional mobile number, when I input a number and press OK seven icons came up.
☆Camera Mode
☆Lock Mode
☆Status
☆Points
☆Catalog
☆Trashcan
☆Capsule Level
The camera mode feature seems to be useless to take pictures unless it’s used for this card’s function. I’m told the infrared rays from the lock mode as well as a used card’s specific function is only seen by me. Then if I take a photo by the cameras’ function with the card I pulled, it would set it when I put it on the smartphone’s screen. After that, it seems the activated card will be taken into the smartphone.
Written when I open the status with Level One is Power, Agility, Stamina, Wisdom, Mental Strength, and all 6 entries was 0 vitality. As for this 100% at the time of my registration is my ability, and distributing my Points to each status with an Point icon raises 1% with every 1 point.
Using card Points or acc.u.mulating experience levels by destroying cards in the trash can, apparently receives ‘Level Raise.’ The amount of experience is due to the types of cards basically destroyed, then apparently the way of using the experience points entered. After each time the level goes up it seems the probability of a rare card slightly goes up.
Next is the type of cards:
SSR – Super Special Rare
SR – Super Rare
R – Rare
G – Gold
S – Silver
N – Normal
The card that I pulled is ultra powerful. But regarding the low probability for rare and above it seems the Grandma produced the capsule toy level. It’s difficult without failing whenever attempted to raise the level rate and being able to pull more than a gold.
“Now, the card only can’t be used when you aren’t using the smart phone. Also another person can’t see the screen, as well as not hearing the sound with camera mode, and doesn’t see the flash too. If the handheld and cards are stolen, even if it’s stolen come back in two hours.”
“Awesomeeee! But are you serious with this card?”
“Seriously idly daddling! Look, it’s better to draw out the other three cards now!
“Idlying! I understand!”
I put 300 yen in the smartphone and cards draws out. The pace of the grandma is……perfection like to the cards I pulled.
『N – Sliding Banana』Set the card face down on the ground. Slides on a banana peel.
『N – Barrel Drop』Set the card face down on the ground. A barrel falls on the target’s head causing great pain.
『G – Big Magnum』User sets the card by shouting it’s name. Man’s romance!(1)
At last, some glittering card came!! The picture drawn on the card is that of a shining man, but……
“Lad……”
“…..Well, I am lucky! 『Big Magnum!』”
Raising the card by the right hand I shouted loudly. The card became participles and disappeared.
“At least one person sometimes shouts out! Well, how good is it?”
“Even though you say how is it……OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!”
Moving to an place Granny can’t see from, I check just a little to see if it’s great……it became big almost enough that I feel bad! A large p.e.n.i.s is a man’s romance!!
“AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
“W, Well, then you understand. By the way, basically gold and above effects are intended to become long lasting.”
“Roger!”
“When you want to break this handheld contract, you should individually come here. Oh, it absolutely never breaks, and everything else is free of charge except with the capsule toy……a guy hasn’t canceled it so far.”
“I thought you’d say that. Why is it free?”
“Lad, is the card itself powerful due to how it’s used? Furthermore, it’s only 100 yen.”
“Sure.”
“As your level raises, that is the status also rises amounts if you pull cards, you obtain a strong trump card. Without a capsule toy most human being can’t put on, hehehe!”
The grandma’s laugher is creepy. But I understood the thing she wanted to say. I mean, an ordinary smartphone only charges 10,000 yen if it’s for one month, but if it’s this magic smartphone it seems whoever thrust as much money as one likes…….
“It’s only 100 yen, be that as it may it’s 100 yen lad! At best, it gives this old woman a profit. Hiyahaha!”
Sidelong glancing at the d.a.m.n hag’s laughter, I leave the smartphone shop behind with a bad feeling. Well, I wouldn’t be coming here again……obtained a magic smartphone, I return home while being a little excited (2).Since school is tomorrow it’s going to be just a little, no, quite enjoyable!
(1)(TLNY:Rrrrrrromance!)
(2)(E.N: A LITTLE!? YOU BASICALLY HAVE EVERY MANS DREAMS IN THE PALM OF YOUR HANDS. HOW THE F*CK DOES THAT COUNT TO A LITTLE EXCITED!!!!)