CHAPTER IX
PLANNING THE U. S. C. "SHOW"
IT was becoming more and more evident every day to the president of the United Service Club that it must have more money than was at its disposal at the moment or it would not be able to carry out its plans.
Already it owed to Mrs. Morton a sum that Helen knew was larger than her mother could lend them conveniently. All of Grandfather Emerson"s donation had gone to provide knitting needles and yarn for the occupants of the Old Ladies" Home, and the Club"s decision to lay itself under no financial obligation to people outside of the immediate families of the members had obliged her to refuse a few small gifts that had been offered.
All the members of the Club were working hard to earn money beyond their allowances and every cent was going into the Club"s exchequer. Roger was faithful in his attention to the three furnaces he had undertaken to care for, though he was not above a feeling of relief that the weather was continuing so mild that he had not yet had to keep up fires continuously in any of them. James still drove his father, though the doctor threatened him with discharge almost every day because of his habit of cutting corners. The girls were carrying out their plans for money-making, and Della had secured another order for stenciled curtains which Dorothy and Ethel Brown filled.
What with school and working for the orphans and working for the Club treasury these were busy days, and Helen felt that something must be done at once to provide a comparatively large sum so that their indebtedness might be paid off and the pressure upon each one of them would not be so heavy.
Helen and James were going over the Club accounts one Sat.u.r.day before the regular meeting. A frown showed Helen"s anxiety and James"s square face looked squarer and more serious than ever as he saw the deficit piled against them.
"It"s high time we gave that entertainment we talked about so much when we began this thing," he growled. "People will have forgotten all about it and we"ll have to advertise it all over again."
"That"ll be easy enough if we make use of some of the small children in some way. All their relatives near and far will know all about it promptly and they"ll all come to see how the kiddies perform," said Helen wisely, though her look of perplexity continued.
"Let"s bring it up at the meeting right now. I don"t believe we can do anything better this afternoon than plan out our show and decide who and what and where."
""Where" is answered easily enough--the hall of the schoolhouse. "Who"
and "what" require more thought."
It turned out, however, that every one had been thinking of stunts to do himself or for some one else to do, so that the program did not take as much time as if the subject had not been lying in their minds for several weeks.
"At the beginning," said Ethel Blue, "I think some one ought to get up and tell what the Club is trying to do--all about the war orphans and the Santa Claus Ship."
"Wouldn"t Grandfather Emerson be a good one to do that?"
"I don"t think we want to have any grown people in our show," was Helen"s opinion. "If we bring them in then the outside people will expect more from us because they"ll think that we"ve been helped and it won"t be fair to us or to our grown-ups."
"That"s so," agreed Tom from the depths of a lifetime of experience of the ways of people in church entertainments. "Let"s do every single thing ourselves if we can, and I believe the audience will like it better even if it isn"t all as O. K. as it would be if we had a grown-up or two to help pull the oars."
"The first question before us, then, is who will do this explanation act that Ethel Blue suggests?"
There was a dead silence. No one wanted to offer. There seemed no one person on whom the task fell naturally unless--"The Club was Ethel Blue"s idea," went on Helen. "Isn"t she the right one to explain it?"
and "The president of the Club ought to tell about it," said Ethel Blue.
Both girls spoke at once.
There was unanimous laughter.
""Ayther is correct,"" quoted Roger. "I think Helen is the proper victim."
"Yes, indeed," Ethel Blue supported him so earnestly that every one laughed again.
"You see, no one knows about its being Ethel Blue"s idea and that would take a lot more explaining or else it would seem that there was no good reason for the president"s not acting as showman and introducing her freaks to the audience."
""Speak for yourself, John!" I"m no freak!" declared James. "I think Helen"s the right one to make the introduction, though."
Helen shivered.
"I must say I hate to do it," she said, "but we all agreed when we went into this that we"d do what came up, no matter whether we liked it or not, so here goes Number 1 on the program," and she wrote on her pad, beneath an elaborate
PROGRAM
which she had been drawing and decorating as she talked.
1. Explanatory address. Helen Morton.
"Now, then," queried Ethel Brown, "what next?"
"Music, if there"s any one to tootle for the ladies," said Roger.
"Dorothy"s the singer."
"Oh, I couldn"t sing all alone," objected Dorothy shrinkingly. "But Mother said she"d drill a chorus of children and I wouldn"t mind doing the solo part with a lot of others on the stage with me."
"How about a chorus in costume?" asked Helen.
"What kind of costume?"
"Oh, I don"t know--something historical, perhaps."
"Why not the peasant costumes of the countries in the war?" suggested Ethel Blue. "We"re working for the children and we"ll have a child or two from each country."
"A sort of ill.u.s.tration of Helen"s speech," said Tom.
"They might sing either the national songs of their countries or children"s songs," said Dorothy.
"Or both, with you dressed as Columbia and singing the Star Spangled Banner at the end."
"La, la! Fine!" commended Margaret. "Put down Number 2, Helen, "Songs by War Orphans." We can work out the details later, or leave them to Dorothy and her mother."
"I"ve been thinking that we might as well utilize some of the folk dances that we learned at Chautauqua last summer," said Ethel Brown.
"Wouldn"t Number 3 be a good spot to put in the b.u.t.terfly Dance?"
"That was one of the prettiest dances at the Exhibition," said James.
"Let"s have it."
"Margaret and I are too tall for it, but you four young ones know it and you can teach four more girls easily enough."
"We"ll ask them to-morrow at school," said Dorothy, "and we"ll have a rehearsal right off. Mother will play for us and it won"t take any time at all."
"The costumes won"t take any time, either. Any white dress will do and the wings are made by strips of soft stuff--cheese cloth or something even softer, pale blue and pink and green and yellow. They"re fastened at the shoulders and a loop goes over the wrist or the little finger so the arms can keep them waving."
"Do you remember the steps, Dorothy?"