Sir Franks had risen and walked to the window.
"News?" said Lady Jocelyn, wheeling round in her chair.
The one eyebrow up of the easy-going baronet signified trouble of mind.
He finished his third perusal of a letter that appeared to be written in a remarkably plain legal hand, and looking as men do when their intelligences are just equal to the comprehension or expression of an oath, handed the letter to his wife, and observed that he should be found in the library. Nevertheless he waited first to mark its effect on Lady Jocelyn. At one part of the doc.u.ment her forehead wrinkled slightly.
"Doesn"t sound like a joke!" he said.
She answered:
"No."
Sir Franks, apparently quite satisfied by her ready response, turned on his heel and left the room quickly.
An hour afterward it was rumoured and confirmed that Juliana Bonner had willed all the worldly property she held in her own right, comprising Beckley Court, to Mr. Evan Harrington, of Lymport, tailor. An abstract of the will was forwarded. The lawyer went on to say, that he had conformed to the desire of the testatrix in communicating the existence of the aforesaid will six days subsequent to her death, being the day after her funeral.
There had been railing and jeering at the Countess de Saldar, the clever outwitted exposed adventuress, at Elburne House and Beckley Court. What did the crowing cleverer aristocrats think of her now?
On Rose the blow fell bitterly. Was Evan also a foul schemer? Was he of a piece with his intriguing sister? His close kinship with the Countess had led her to think baseness possible to him when it was confessed by his own mouth once. She heard black names cast at him and the whole of the great Mel"s brood, and incapable of quite disbelieving them merited, unable to challenge and rebut them, she dropped into her recent state of self-contempt: into her lately-instilled doubt whether it really was in Nature"s power, unaided by family-portraits, coats-of-arms, ball-room practice, and at least one small phial of Essence of Society, to make a Gentleman.
CHAPTER XLIV. CONTAINS A WARNING TO ALL CONSPIRATORS
This, if you have done me the favour to read it aright, has been a chronicle of desperate heroism on the part of almost all the princ.i.p.al personages represented. But not the Countess de Saldar, scaling the embattled fortress of Society; nor Rose, tossing its keys to her lover from the shining turret-tops; nor Evan, keeping bright the lamp of self-respect in his bosom against South wind and East; none excel friend Andrew Cogglesby, who, having fallen into Old Tom"s plot to humiliate his wife and her sisters, simply for Evan"s sake, and without any distinct notion of the terror, confusion, and universal upset he was bringing on his home, could yet, after a scared contemplation of the scene when he returned from his expedition to Fallow field, continue to wear his rueful mask; and persevere in treacherously outraging his lofty wife.
He did it to vindicate the ties of blood against accidents of position.
Was he justified? I am sufficiently wise to ask my own s.e.x alone.
On the other side, be it said (since in our modern days every hero must have his weak heel), that now he had gone this distance it was difficult to recede. It would be no laughing matter to tell his solemn Harriet that he had been playing her a little practical joke. His temptations to give it up were incessant and most agitating; but if to advance seemed terrific, there was, in stopping short, an awfulness so overwhelming that Andrew abandoned himself to the current, his real dismay adding to his acting powers.
The worst was, that the joke was no longer his: it was Old Tom"s. He discovered that he was in Old Tom"s hands completely. Andrew had thought that he would just frighten the women a bit, get them down to Lymport for a week or so, and then announce that matters were not so bad with the Brewery as he had feared; concluding the farce with a few domestic fireworks. Conceive his dismay when he entered the house, to find there a man in possession.
Andrew flew into such a rage that he committed an a.s.sault on the man. So ungovernable was his pa.s.sion, that for some minutes Harriet"s measured voice summoned him from over the banisters above, quite in vain. The miserable Englishman refused to be taught that his house had ceased to be his castle. It was something beyond a joke, this! The intruder, perfectly docile, seeing that by accurate calculation every shake he got involved a bottle of wine for him, and ultimate compensation probably to the amount of a couple of sovereigns, allowed himself to be lugged up stairs, in default of summary ejection on the point of Andrew"s toe into the street. There he was faced to the lady of the house, who apologized to him, and requested her husband to state what had made him guilty of this indecent behaviour. The man showed his papers. They were quite in order. "At the suit of Messrs. Grist."
"My own lawyers!" cried Andrew, smacking his forehead; and Old Tom"s devilry flashed on him at once. He sank into a chair.
"Why did you bring this person up here?" said Harriet, like a speaking statue.
"My dear!" Andrew answered, and spread out his hand, and waggled his head; "My--please!--I--I don"t know. We all want exercise."
The man laughed, which was kindly of him, but offensive to Mrs.
Cogglesby, who gave Andrew a glance which was full payment for his imbecile pleasantry, and promised more.
With a hospitable inquiry as to the condition of his appet.i.te, and a request that he would be pleased to satisfy it to the full, the man was dismissed: whereat, as one delivered of noxious presences, the Countess rustled into sight. Not noticing Andrew, she lisped to Harriet: "Misfortunes are sometimes no curses! I bless the catarrh that has confined Silva to his chamber, and saved him from a b.e.s.t.i.a.l exhibition."
The two ladies then swept from the room, and left Andrew to perspire at leisure.
Fresh tribulations awaited him when he sat down to dinner. Andrew liked his dinner to be comfortable, good, and in plenty. This may not seem strange. The fact is stated that I may win for him the warm sympathies of the body of his countrymen. He was greeted by a piece of cold boiled neck of mutton and a solitary dish of steaming potatoes. The blank expanse of table-cloth returned his desolate stare.
"Why, what"s the meaning of this?" Andrew brutally exclaimed, as he thumped the table.
The Countess gave a start, and rolled a look as of piteous supplication to spare a lady"s nerves, addressed to a ferocious brigand. Harriet answered: "It means that I will have no butcher"s bills."
"Butcher"s bills! butcher"s bills!" echoed Andrew; "why, you must have butcher"s bills; why, confound! why, you"ll have a bill for this, won"t you, Harry? eh? of course!"
"There will be no more bills dating from yesterday," said his wife.
"What! this is paid for, then?"
"Yes, Mr. Cogglesby; and so will all household expenses be, while my pocket-money lasts."
Resting his eyes full on Harriet a minute, Andrew dropped them on the savourless white-rimmed chop, which looked as lonely in his plate as its parent dish on the table. The poor dear creature"s pocket-money had paid for it! The thought, mingling with a rush of emotion, made his ideas spin. His imagination surged deliriously. He fancied himself at the Zoological Gardens, exchanging pathetic glances with a melancholy marmoset. Wonderfully like one the chop looked! There was no use in his trying to eat it. He seemed to be fixing his teeth in solid tears.
He choked. Twice he took up knife and fork, put them down again, and plucking forth his handkerchief, blew a tremendous trumpet, that sent the Countess"s eyes rolling to the ceiling, as if heaven were her sole refuge from such vulgarity.
"d.a.m.n that Old Tom!" he shouted at last, and pitched back in his chair.
"Mr. Cogglesby!" and "In the presence of ladies!" were the admonishing interjections of the sisters, at whom the little man frowned in turns.
"Do you wish us to quit the room, sir?" inquired his wife.
"G.o.d bless your soul, you little darling!" he apostrophized that stately person. "Here, come along with me, Harry. A wife"s a wife, I say--hang it! Just outside the room--just a second! or up in a corner will do."
Mrs. Cogglesby was amazed to see him jump up and run round to her. She was prepared to defend her neck from his caress, and refused to go: but the words, "Something particular to tell you," awakened her curiosity, which urged her to compliance. She rose and went with him to the door.
"Well, sir; what is it?"
No doubt he was acting under a momentary weakness he was about to betray the plot and take his chance of forgiveness; but her towering port, her commanding aspect, restored his courage. (There may be a contrary view of the case.) He enclosed her briskly in a connubial hug, and remarked with mad ecstasy: "What a duck you are, Harry! What a likeness between you and your mother."
Mrs. Cogglesby disengaged herself imperiously. Had he called her aside for this gratuitous insult? Contrite, he saw his dreadful error.
"Harry! I declare!" was all he was allowed to say. Mrs. Cogglesby marched back to her chair, and recommenced the repast in majestic silence.
Andrew sighed; he attempted to do the same. He stuck his fork in the blanched whiskerage of his marmoset, and exclaimed: "I can"t!"
He was unnoticed.
"You do not object to plain diet?" said Harriet to Louisa.
"Oh, no, in verity!" murmured the Countess. "However plain it be!
Absence of appet.i.te, dearest. You are aware I partook of luncheon at mid-day with the Honourable and Reverend Mr. Duffian. You must not look condemnation at your Louy for that. Luncheon is not conversion!"
Harriet observed that this might be true; but still, to her mind, it was a mistake to be too intimate with dangerous people. "And besides,"
she added, "Mr. Duffian is no longer "the Reverend." We deprive all renegades of their spiritual t.i.tles. His worldly ones let him keep."
Her superb disdain nettled the Countess.