"Do you mean clothed in purple and fine linen?"
"If you mean blood, it is blue," said Kitty. "Blue-blooded princes.
Whoever heard of a purple-blooded prince?"
"What did you mean anyhow, Nolan?" asked Eileen.
Driven into a corner, Nolan hesitated. He had said purple on the spur of the moment, chiefly because it sounded derogatory and went well with prince.
"What I really mean," he began in a dispa.s.sionate legislative voice, "what I really mean is--purple in the face. You know, purple, splotchy skin, caused by eating too much rich food, drinking too much strong wine, playing cards and dancing and flirting."
"Does flirting make you purple?" gasped Miriam. "It does not show on Lem yet." And then she subsided quickly, hoping they had not noticed.
"Why, Nolan, I have danced for weeks and weeks at a stretch, evenings, I mean, when the service men were here," said Kitty, "and I am not purple yet."
"Oh, rats," said Nolan. Then he brightened. "You have never seen a prince, so of course you do not understand. Wait till you see one. Then a purple prince will mean something in your young life."
"I should not like to marry a purple creature," said Eveley, wrinkling her nose distastefully. "I am too pink. And my blue eyes would clash with a purple husband, too. But maybe the dukes and lords are a different shade," she finished hopefully.
Nolan turned his back, and lit a cigarette.
"Yes, you may smoke, Nolan, by all means. I always like my guests to be comfortable."
"What is your advice then, Nolan? You are so scornful about our suggestions," said Eileen quietly.
"I know what Nolan would like," said Kitty spitefully. "He would advise Eveley to give him the money and make him her executor and appoint him her guardian. That would suit him to a T."
"My poor infant, Eveley can not use an executor and a guardian at the same time. One comes in early youth, or old age, the other after death.
An executor--" he began, clearing his throat as for a prolonged technical explanation.
Kitty plunged her fingers into her ears. "You stop that right now, Nolan Inglish. We came here to advise Eveley, not for you to practise on. If you begin that I shall go straight home--no, I mean I shall go out on the steps and wait for the ice-cream."
"What do you advise, Nolan?" persisted Eileen.
"Well, my personal advice is, and I strongly urge it, and plead it, and it will make me very happy, and--?"
"He wants to borrow it," gasped Kitty.
"Go on, Nolan," urged Eveley eagerly.
"Put it in the bank on your checking account."
"Put it--"
"Checking account?"
"Yes, indeed, right in your checking account."
A slow scornful light dawned in Eileen"s eyes. "I see," she said coldly.
"Very selfish, very unprofessional, very unfriendly. He would have his lady love absolutely bankrupt, that he may endow her with all the goods of life."
"Why, Nolan," said Eveley weakly, lacking Eileen"s sharper perception, "don"t you know me well enough to realize that if I put it into my checking account it will be gone, absolutely and everlastingly gone, inside of six months, and not a thing to show for it?"
"Yes, I know it," he admitted humbly.
"And still you advise it?"
"I do not advise it--I just want it," he admitted plaintively.
Eveley sat quietly for a while, counting her fingers, her lips moving once in a while, forming such words as marriage, travel, princes and banks. Then she clapped her hands and beamed upon them.
"Lovely," she cried. "Exquisite! Just what I wanted to do myself! You are dear good faithful friends, and wise, too, and you will never know how much your advice has helped me. Then it is all settled, isn"t it? And I shall buy an automobile."
In a flash, she caught up a pillow, holding it out sharply in front of her, whirling it around like a steering wheel, while she pushed with both feet on imaginary clutches and brakes, and honked shrilly.
But her friends leaned weakly back in their chairs and stared. Then they laughed, and admitted it was what they had expected all the time.
CHAPTER VI
A WRONG ADJUSTMENT
Eveley"s resolve to spend her fortune for an auto met with less resistance than she had antic.i.p.ated. It seemed that every one had known all along that she would fool the money away on something, and a motor was far more reasonable than some things.
"I said travel," said Kitty. "And we can travel in a car as well as on a train--more fun, too. And though it may cut us off from meeting a purple prince--a pretty girl with a car of her own is a combination no man can resist. And maybe if we are very patient and have good luck, we may save a millionaire from bandits, or rescue a daring aviator from capture by Mexicans."
Miriam nodded, also, her eyes cloudy behind the dark lashes. "Very nice, dear. Get a lot of stunning motor things and--irresistible, simply irresistible. You must have a red leather motor coat. You will be adorable in one. But you"ll have to shake Nolan, dear. You stand no chance in the world if you are constantly herded by a disagreeable young lawyer, guardianing you from every truant glance."
"It isn"t at all bad," quickly interposed Eileen. "I believe that more than anything else in the world, a motor-car reconciles a woman to life without a husband. She gets thrills in plenty, and retains her independence at the same time."
"Eileen," put in Nolan sternly, "I am disappointed in you. A woman of your ability and experience trying to prejudice a young and innocent girl against marriage is--is--"
"You are awfully hard to suit, Nolan," complained Eveley gently. "You shouted at Miriam and Kitty for advising a husband, and now you roar at Eileen for advising against one."
"It isn"t the husband I object to--it is their cold-blooded scheme to go out and pick one up. Woman should be sought--"
"Well, when Eveley gets a car she"ll be sought fast enough," said Kitty shrewdly. "She hasn"t suffered from any lack of admirers as it is, but when she goes motoring on her own--_ach_, Louie."
"Then you approve of the car, do you, Nolan?"
"Well, since I can not think of any quicker or pleasanter way of spending the money," he said slowly, "I may say that I do, unequivocally."
"Why unequivocally?"
"What"s it mean, anyhow?" demanded Kitty.
"Can"t you talk English, Nolan?" asked Eveley, in some exasperation. "You started off as if you were in favor, but now heaven only knows what you mean."