Mat. Yes, faith, sir, we were at your lodging to seek you too.
Wel; Oh, I came not there to-night.
Bob. Your brother delivered us as much.
Wel. Who, my brother Downright?
Bob. He. Mr. Wellbred, I know not in what kind you hold me; but let me say to you this: as sure as honour, I esteem it So much out of the sunshine of reputation, to throw the least beam of regard upon such a--
Wel. Sir, I must hear no ill words of my brother.
Bob. I protest to you, as I have a thing to be saved about me, I never saw any gentlemanlike part--
Wel. Good captain, faces about to some other discourse.
Bob. With your leave, sir, an there were no more men living upon th" face of the earth, I should not fancy him, by St. George!
Mat. Troth, nor I; he is of a rustical cut, I know not how: he doth not carry himself like a gentleman of fashion.
Wel. Oh, master Mathew, that"s a grace peculiar but to a few, quos aequus amavit Jupiter.
Mat. I understand you, sir.
Wel. No question, you do,--or do you not, sir.
Enter E. KNOWELL and Master STEPHEN.
Ned Knowell! by my soul, welcome: how dost thou, sweet spirit, my genius? "Slid, I shall love Apollo and the mad Thespian girls the better, while I live, for this, my dear Fury; now, I see there"s some love in thee. Sirrah, these be the two I writ to thee of: nay, what a drowsy humour is this now! why dost thou not speak?
E. Know. Oh, you are a fine gallant; you sent me a rare letter.
Wel. Why, was"t not rare?
E. Know. Yes, I"ll be sworn, I was ne"er guilty of reading the like; match it in all Pliny, or Symmachus"s epistles, and I"ll have my judgment burn"d in the ear for a rogue: make much of thy vein, for it is inimitable. But I marle what camel it was, that had the carriage of it; for, doubtless, he was no ordinary beast that brought it.
Wel. Why?
E. Know. Why, say"st thou! why, dost thou think that any reasonable creature, especially in the morning, the sober time of the day too, could have mistaken my father for me?
Wel. "Slid, you jest, I hope.
E. Know. Indeed, the best use we can turn it to, is to make a jest on"t; now: but I"ll a.s.sure you, my father had the full view of your flourishing style some hour before I saw it.
Wel. What a dull slave was this! but, sirrah, what said he to it, i"faith?
E. Know. Nay, I know not what he said; but I have a shrewd guess what he thought.
Wel. What, what?
E. Know. Marry, that thou art some strange, dissolute young fellow, and I--a grain or two better, for keeping thee company.
Wel. Tut! that thought is like the moon in her last quarter, "twill change shortly: but, sirrah, I pray thee be acquainted with my two hang-by"s here; thou wilt take exceeding pleasure in them if thou hear"st "em once go; my wind-instruments; I"ll wind them up--But what strange piece of silence is this, the sign of the Dumb Man?
E. Know. Oh, sir, a kinsman of mine, one that may make your music the fuller, an he please; he has his humour, sir.
Wel. Oh, what is"t, what is"t?
E. Know. Nay, I"ll neither do your judgment nor his folly that wrong, as to prepare your apprehension: I"ll leave him to the mercy of your search; if you can take him, so!
Wel. Well, captain Bobadill, master Mathew, pray you know this gentleman here; he is a friend of mine, and one that will deserve your affection. I know not your name, sir, [to Stephen.] but I shall be glad of any occasion to render me more familiar to you.
Step. My name is master Stephen, sir; I am this gentleman"s own cousin, sir; his father is mine uncle, sir: I am somewhat melancholy, but you shall command me, sir, in whatsoever is incident to a gentleman.
Bob. Sir, I must tell you this, I am no general man; but for master Wellbred"s sake, (you may embrace it at what height of favour you please,) I do communicate with you, and conceive you to be a gentleman of some parts; I love few words.
E. Know. And I fewer, sir; I have scarce enough to thank you.
Mat. But are you, indeed, sir, so given to it?
Step. Ay, truly, sir, I am mightily given to melancholy.
Mat. Oh, it"s your only fine humour, sir: your true melancholy breeds your perfect fine wit, sir. I am melancholy myself, diver times, sir, and then do I no more but take pen and paper, presently, and overflow you half a score, or a dozen of sonnets at a sitting.
E. Know. Sure he utters them then by the gross. [Aside.
Step. Truly, sir, and I love such things out of measure.
E. Know. I"faith, better than in measure, I"ll undertake.
Mat. Why, I pray you, sir, make use of my study, it"s at your service.
Step. I thank you, sir, I shall be bold I warrant you; have you a stool there to be melancholy upon?
Mat. That I have, sir, and some papers there of mine own doing, at idle hours, that you"ll say there"s some sparks of wit in "em, when you see them,
Wel. Would the sparks would kindle once, and become a fire amongst them! I might see self-love burnt for her heresy. [Aside.
Step. Cousin, is it well? am I melancholy enough?
E. Know, Oh ay, excellent.
Wel. Captain Bobadill, why muse you so?
E. Know. He is melancholy too.
Bob. Faith, sir, I was thinking of a most honourable piece of service, was performed to-morrow, being St. Mark"s day, shall be some ten years now.
E. Know. In what place, captain?