[Exit.
Wel. Forth, and prosper, Brainworm. Faith, Ned, how dost thou approve of my abilities in this device?
E. Know. Troth, well, howsoever; but it will come excellent if it take.
Wel. Take, man! why it cannot choose but take, if the circ.u.mstances miscarry not: but, tell me ingenuously, dost thou affect my sister Bridget as thou pretend"st?
E. Know. Friend, am I worth belief?
Wel. Come, do not protest. In faith, she is a maid of good ornament, and much modesty; and, except I conceived very worthily of her, thou should"st not have her.
E. Know. Nay, that I am afraid, will be a question yet, whether I shall have her, or no.
Wel. "Slid, thou shalt have her; by this light thou shalt.
E. Know. Nay, do not swear.
Wel. By this hand thou shalt have her; I"ll go fetch her presently.
"Point but where to meet, and as I am an honest man I"ll bring her.
E. Know. Hold, hold, be temperate.
Wel. Why, by--what shall I swear by? thou shalt have her, as I am--
E. Know. Praythee, be at peace, I am satisfied; and do believe thou wilt omit no offered occasion to make my desires complete.
Wel. Thou shalt see, and know, I will not.
[Exeunt.
SCENE IV.-The Old Jewry.
Enter FORMAL and KNOWELL.
Form. Was your man a soldier, sir?
Know. Ay, a knave I took him begging O" the way, this morning, As I came over Moorfields.
Enter BRAINWORM. disguised as before.
O, here he is!---you"ve made fair speed, believe me, Where, in the name of sloth, could you be thus?
Brai. Marry, peace be my comfort, where I thought I should have had little comfort of your worship"s service.
Know. How so?
Brai. O, sir, your coming to the city, your entertainment of me, and your sending me to watch---indeed all the circ.u.mstances either of your charge, or my employment, are as open to your son, as to yourself.
Know.
How should that be, unless that villain, Brainworm, Have told him of the letter, and discover"d All that I strictly charg"d him to conceal?
"Tis so.
Brai. I am partly O" the faith, "tis so, indeed.
Know. But, how should he know thee to be my man?
Brai. Nay, sir, I cannot tell; unless it be by the black art. Is not your son a scholar, sir?
Know.
Yes, but I hope his soul is not allied Unto such h.e.l.lish practice: if it were, I had just cause to weep my part in him, And curse the time of his creation.
But, where didst thou find them, Fitz-Sword?
Brai. You should rather ask where they found me, sir; for I"ll be sworn, I was going along in the street, thinking nothing, when, of a sudden, a voice calls, Mr. Knowell"s man! another cries, Soldier! and thus half a dozen of them, till they had call"d me within a house, where I no sooner came, but they seem"d men, and out flew all their rapiers at my bosom, with some three or four score oaths to accompany them; and all to tell me, I was but a dead man, if I did not confess where you were, and how I was employed, and about what; which when they could not get out of me, (as, I protest, they must have dissected, and made an anatomy of me first, and so I told them,) they lock"d me up into a room in the top of a high house, whence by great miracle (having a light heart) I slid down by a bottom of packthread into the street, and so "scaped. But, sir, thus much I can a.s.sure you, for I heard it while I was lock"d up, there were a great many rich merchants and brave citizens" wives with them at a feast; and your son, master Edward, withdrew with one of them, and has "pointed to meet her anon at one Cob"s house a water-bearer that dwells by the Wall. Now, there your worship shall be sure to take him, for there he preys, and fail he will not.
Know.
Nor will I fail to break his match, I doubt not.
Go thoualong with justice Clement"s man, And stay there for me. At one Cob"s house, say"st thou?
Brai. Ay, sir, there you shall have him. [Exit Knowell.] Yes-- invisible! Much wench, or much son! "Slight, when he has staid there three or four hours, travailing with the expectation of wonders, and at length be deliver"d of air! O the sport that I should then take to look on him, if I durst! But now, I mean to appear no more afore him in this shape: I have another trick to act yet. O that I were so happy as to light on a nupson now of this justice"s novice!--Sir, I make you stay somewhat long.
Form. Not a whit, sir. Pray you what do you mean, sir?
Brai. I was putting up some papers.
Form. You have been lately in the wars, sir, it seems.
Brai. Marry have I, sir, to my loss, and expense of all, almost.
Form. Troth, sir, I would be glad to bestow a bottle of wine on you, if it please you to accept it--
Brai, O, sir
Form. But to hear the manner of your services, and your devices in the wars; they say they be very strange, and not like those a man reads in the Roman histories, or sees at Mile-end.
Brai. No, I a.s.sure you, sir; why at any time when it please you, I shall be ready to discourse to you all I know;--and more too somewhat. [Aside.
Form. No better time than now, sir; we"ll go to the Windmill: there we shall have a cup of neat grist, we call it. I pray you, sir, let me request you to the Windmill.
Brai. I"ll follow you, sir;--and make grist of you, if I have good luck. [Aside.]
[Exeunt.
SCENE V.-Moorfields.
Enter MATHEW, E. KNOWELL, BOBADILL, and STEPHEN.
Mat. Sir, did your eyes ever taste the like clown of him where we were to-day, Mr. Wellbred"s half-brother? I think the whole earth cannot shew his parallel, by this daylight.
E. Know. We were now speaking of him: captain Bobadill tells me he is fallen foul of you too.
Mat. O, ay, sir, he threatened me with the bastinado.