Everyone Is Young Except For Me

Chapter 147

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-It is a pity! The G.o.ddess of Luck wasn’t looking at you!

“Ahhh . This d.a.m.n thing . . . ”

In the end, it was as expected .  The result of the replay was terrible .  No, it wasn’t enough to say it was terrible .  I was currently facing the sky with my eyes closed and my body leaning lifelessly against the chair .  When I finally opened my eyes, Joseph’s face obscured my vision .

“Cough .  That . . . Elder?”

“What?”

“Don’t be too discouraged . This is how life is supposed to be . ”

“It might"ve been comforting if you’ve lived longer than me but now it doesn’t work at all . ’

“Cough .  Then should I share my money with you?”

“It’s fine . I’m going to wash my hands now . ”

I rose from my seat .  It felt like real tears would come .  Don’t gamble .  If that second son of mine gambled again, I would beat him to death .  Sigh .  s.h.i.+t . I was angry just thinking about it again .

“Hahaha!”

A little further away, I could hear Kis’ laughter .  He wasn’t alone . The laughters of other women could be heard, intermixing with Kis’ .  I wasn’t sure why he was laughing so happily .

“It looks like Kis is acting again . ”

“Hmm?”

I was bewildered by Joseph’s words .

“He is a very powerful NPC . I think it is right that he is a named NPC . He has been winning from the beginning, like a crazy person . ” 

“Really . . . ?”

I was curious for a moment .  How much had he won? Joseph and I moved to where Kis was located .  It was easy to find Kis’ location since women were standing around him cheering .

“Oh my, Brother Kis is great!”

“Hohoho . Brother, let me press it this time . ”

“Okay .  Hahaha .  Give me a hand . ”

Kis’ grabbed a woman’s hand and pressed the b.u.t.ton .  The screen made a mechanical sound and soon stopped .  Three hearts . It was increased by four times .

“Kyahhh~ it is hearts . Four times the amount!”

“Oh my~ I’m really envious . Kis, let me do it this time as well . Yes? Let me~”

“Hahaha . Come on, let’s do it one by one . ”

My face was blank the moment I saw it .  Some people worked hard to invest 2,000 coins at a time and finally earned 120,000 once . Meanwhile, coins continued to pour out for this guy as he got four times the amount he put in .

“Hah . It’s amazing . Amazing . ”

Joseph chuckled from next to me .  I seemed to understand how he felt .  It was probably the same feeling as me .  It was really outrageous .

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“Hahaha . Now, this is the money I have to pay back to Aileen~”

“Hohoho . Brother is really nice . Would you like to go out for a drink later?”

“Oh my, you can’t talk to him! I have a previous engagement . ”

"What are you talking about? Brother Kis is mine?”

“Now, now, relax . This time it is my turn~”

We walked over there .  Kis waved his hand at us .  “Hahaha . Did you come? Did you gain a lot?”

At his question, Joseph silently raised his basket while I had nothing to show .  My face instantly turned red .  Kis glanced at me for a moment before pressing the b.u.t.ton quickly .  “Cough . ”

I was feeling embarra.s.sed when Drain came back from the currency exchange .  He looked at my basket in a bewildered manner .  “Huh? Buroder, where are your coins?”

“Cough cough . Cough! Hum! Ahum! Hum!”

As I continued to cough, Joseph noticed and whispered something to Drain . He was a quick guy .

“Ah~ I see . Don wori! Haha . ”

During the conversation, I heard more coins pouring out .  This time, the photo of a cow appeared in the first column .  It was two times the amount put in .  I couldn’t help laughing .  It was really crazy .  Kis had made so much that he needed two baskets to collect all the coins .

I looked to the side and saw more full baskets next to him .  Since there were three more, it seemed to approximately be $500,000 .

“Wow . . .  Jesusu was here . ” Drain marveled at the sight .  

The laughter of Kis and the women didn’t stop .  This guy truly was a named NPC . He was probably a NPC with a high level of charm and good luck .  Kis piled the coins in the basket and suddenly reached out to me . “Now~ I’ll give this to my big brother . ”

“Huh? It’s fine . You just keep on doing what you do . ”

“Hahaha .  Don’t be ashamed and do it . ”

“No, it’s fine . You do it . I don’t have the talent . ”

“Um~ then can I help you? Beautiful ladies, please make way~”

Kis grabbed the baskets he had just pushed out, twisted his a.s.s with excitement and moved somewhere .  It was the place to insert coins into the slot machine . By the way, his behavior was a bit strange .

“T-This . . . !” I couldn’t help shouting .  The place to insert the coins looked similar to throwing coins on the highway . Kis was currently pouring all his coins into it . It was crazy .  “Dude, are you crazy?”

“Hahaha .  Life is originally about one shot!”

He was a real crazy guy .  He must really be crazy .  There was no doubt .

-The deposit is complete! I hope the G.o.ddess of Luck is with you!

The moment I heard that d.a.m.n machine’s bulls.h.i.+t, I couldn’t help making a blank expression .  It was the same for the two people beside me .  It was such a huge situation that i didn’t know what to say .  The number of coins currently in front of us was a huge 600,000 coins .  Drain stuttered, “B-Buroder, did I hear incorrectly just now?”

“I don’t know if this is a dream or not . ” 

“I think it’s real .  Hah .  Crazy . ”

My group wasn"t able to close our mouths .  Just then, Kis pulled me over .  It was so sudden and I was already stiff from the shock, so I was pulled in front of him .

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“Now~ pretty girls . All my money is in the hands of my big brother~! Hahahaha!”

My heart thumped .  No, how the h.e.l.l could there be such a person?

“Y-You are risking all your money to do something like this?”

“Huh? Hahaha .  Of course . I already paid back all the money . ”

“Pheeeew . ”

My group sighed at the same time .  He wasn’t a completely thoughtless guy .  No, I still couldn’t help being angry when I thought about it again .  “This jerk, you should give me a turn signal [1] when doing something like this . ”

“Hahaha .  I’m sorry . I keep improvising whenever I come here . By the way, what is a turn signal . . . ?”

This person really had no brains .  I was scared for a moment .  Could I handle him if I accepted him into my village? Just then, Kis grabbed my wrist .

“Now~ let’s look at my big brother’s luck~! Hahaha!”

He grabbed me wrist and pulled the lever of the machine .  The women around him started to murmur and giggle .  The screen moved quickly .  My heart involuntarily jumped the moment I saw it .  Thump! Thump! Ah, I was going crazy .  I was nervous now and it was like I could see the blood circulating through my body .

Kis covered the back of my hand and spoke, “My big brother’s hands are shaking . Please don’t be nervous~”

“Hohoho! Don’t be nervous~”

“Brother Kis will treat you well~”

“Huhu, this man is so cute . ” 

“I wonder what his face looks like . ”

“I think he looks very good . ”

The women behind us covered their mouths and whispered to each other .  I didn’t know who these women were but they were probably n.o.bles who Kis flirted with . It was just a guess .  Nothing could calm my currently crazily beating heart .

“Now~ just believe in me . I’m going~”

Kis moved my hand and pressed the first b.u.t.ton .  A cow came out again .  Exclamations burst out around me .

“Kyah~ as expected . This is twice as much?”

“Wow, how much is all this? 1 . 2 million? Hohoho . "

“Brother, if you succeed then give me $100,000 so I can do my hair . ”

“Hahaha .  Yes, yes, I’ll give it to you~”

Kis and the women laughed but I was different .  Uh, my heart was relaxed .  Fortunately, it would end at double the amount .  Huhu .  1 . 2 million .  I couldn’t help smiling as I imagined it .  Kis moved my hands again and pressed the remaining b.u.t.tons quickly .  The screen started to stop and it took longer than I expected .

It was because I was too focused .  Some said that one minute felt like one second but I thought that one second felt like one minute .  The screen stopped completely in the flowing tension .

“This crazy @#[email protected]#!#%#^&*”

The string of reason I was barely holding onto was broken .  I didn’t know what the machine was saying .  Still, one thing was for certain .  Now I was so angry that I spat out a large amount of profanities . The lid was opened .

“This f.u.c.ker . This Pac.h.i.n.ko dares to make fun of me?! Hah?!”

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At one point, I subconsciously picked up the chair next to me .  I was about to smash it down toward the machine when Joseph stepped forward and stopped me .  Drain was with him .

“C-Calm down!”

“B-Buroder, endure it!”

“Let go of me! I’m going to teach that f.u.c.king Pac.h.i.n.ko a lesson today!”

I didn’t care about the eyes of the people around me .  The moment I uttered the indescribable curses, many people playing Pac.h.i.n.ko were already looking at me .  Then I felt someone covering my mouth .  I glared at the person and it was Kis .  This f.u.c.king guy .

“B-Brother, you have to be quiet here .  Hahaha . . .  I’m sorry . Everyone, please return to your games .  Hahaha . . .  Guards, you can also go .  Shoo shoo~”

He was bowing and apologizing to the people around us .  I was so angry that I grabbed him by the collar . “This is all because of you!”

“Haha . . .  Calm down . Big brother, there is still a chance . . . ?”

“What is left? I’ve never won a replay! I will finish you well today . Today, you’re dead and I’m dead . Today, you will . . . !”

I raised my arm and Drain and Joseph stopped me once again, while the woman surrounded and protected Kis .  They were furious at me .

“No, what did my brother do wrong?”

“This person, you can’t do this!”

“Apologize quickly!” 

Ah, I had a headache .  I pressed my hand against my temple for the first time in ages .  The nagging of the women filled my ears .  Pheeeew .  Okay, let’s put up with it .

“Cough . . . Are you calm yet?”

Kis’ eyes curved and looked like a crescent moon .  I closed my eyes and regained my cool .  “Cough .  I’m sorry, I was too excited . ”

“I-It’s okay . Well, it has happened more than once or twice .  Haha . . . ”

“What?”

“Cough . Nothing . Now~ shall we do the replay?”

. . . He was a real rascal .

Kis sat down again, pulled the level and the slot machine turned .  This mechanical noise was now frightening .  I met Kis’ eyes and wondered, “What are you looking at?”

“One more time . ”

“What?”

Kis grabbed my wrist and sat me in his chair .  Then he used my hand to press the first and second b.u.t.tons at the same time .  I was stunned .  I understood what was meant by going back and forth between heaven and h.e.l.l .

[7] [7]

“Ohhhhh!”

Exclamations burst out around me .  What? What was this [7]? I had never seen it before .  Drain was the one that told me its ident.i.ty .  “Wow! Buroder! This [7] has a huge multiplication! Do you know? [7] [7] [☆] is 120 times the amount!”

“1-120 times?”

My mouth dropped open .  It was 120 times . How many coins were inserted? Ah, it was 600,000 . So multiply this by 120 . . .

“72 million,” Joseph answered .  As expected, he was quick to calculate money .

Crazy . $72 million .  It was an astronomical amount .  I stammered and asked Joseph, “W-What if it is something other than a [☆]?” 

“It is a failure . ”

“J-Jesusu . . . ”

I subconsciously copied Drain’s exclamation .  As far as I knew, it meant G.o.d . In such a situation, I should even look for Buddha .  No, I had to find both .

“Amitabha . . . ”

My heart was thumping .  120 times . 120 times .  It had to be matched with the star shape .  It must be so .  G.o.d, Buddha, Heaven and Earth, unnamed G.o.d, my ancestors, etc . Any pseudo-G.o.d was okay, so please help me . . .

“ . . . . . . ”

I met Kis’ eyes . Kis’ hand was currently holding my hand .  I knew what it meant .

Gulp .

“I’m going . ”

“W-What? Why all of a sudden?”

For a moment, I thought the world was in slow motion .  My hand was flying .  No, my body was moving forward .  Kis pulled me and aimed my hand at the third b.u.t.ton .  Then he finally reached it .  Everyone present started praying with both hands .  Drain continued to repeat from the side, “Please . ” This was the only word he was saying .  It was the same as the others . In the midst of these earnest prayers, the screen finally stopped .

Ddiring! 

[7] [7] [7]

Huh . . . ? What was this? I looked around and saw that, other than Kis, everyone’s mouth was wide open .  Just then, employees suddenly came running from out of nowhere .  They set up a barricade with strings and started clapping .  What just happened? 

“Clap clap clap! Congratulations, guest . ” 

“Huh . . . ?”

“You just got the jackpot . ”

“J-Jackpot? What . . . ”

At this moment, an indescribable large amount of coins spilled from the slot machine I was sitting at .  It was so many that it had already made up a mountain .  I saw the coins piled up in an instant and my jaw dropped to the ground .

“T-This . . . how many times . . . ”

“320 times . ”

The slot machine rotated and displayed the exact amount on the screen .

[Congratulations, it is a jackpot! $192,000,000]

It was the best day of my life .

[1] MC is using turn signal, like when driving, for some reason

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