94 Breaking a Leg
[You can consume it or apply it externally. If there’s any external damage, apply it externally. If there’s no external damage, directly consume it.]
[The situation of your grandfather and second uncle depends on whether they were injured from the outside when they broke their legs. If their skills are good and they’re not injured outside, it’s best to directly consume them.]
Little Ah Yu said to Old Madam w.a.n.g, “Anything is fine.”
[…] Child, your ability to summarize is really amazing.
Although Old Madam w.a.n.g trusted Little Ah Yu very much, this concerned the health of her husband and son, so she did not dare to test it on them.
At this moment, w.a.n.g Wulang and the others brought back a bird’s nest from somewhere. There was also a chirping bird inside. It flapped its wings and could not fly.
Old Madam w.a.n.g and the little bird looked at each other.
The bird opened its mouth and twittered.
Old Madam w.a.n.g reached out to w.a.n.g Wulang. “Give it to me.”
w.a.n.g Wulang shrank his neck and hurriedly pushed the blame away. “We didn’t take it. w.a.n.g Sanpang took it down. There were a few in total. He gave me one!”
w.a.n.g Liulang also continued, “That’s right, that’s right. We didn’t catch it. We won’t wet the bed!”
Because the adults said that they would wet the bed if they went and destroyed a bird’s nest, no one allowed them to bring back bird nests.
But how could a group of naughty boys stay still in spring?
There was no stopping them from going up the mountain to bring back a bird’s nest, going into the river to fish, and digging for loaches in the fields.
“Just bring it over if I tell you to. Why are you talking so much nonsense?”
w.a.n.g Wulang obediently handed the bird over.
Old Madam w.a.n.g waved her hand. “Go, go, play on the side. Don’t be an eyesore here.”
The boys looked back three times with each step, feeling sorry for the departed bird.
They were still thinking that they could roast it in two days. Now, they could not eat it anymore.
“Sister Ah Yu, do you want to play together?” w.a.n.g Wulang went to greet Little Ah Yu.
However, Little Ah Yu wanted to see what her Grandma wanted to do, so she rejected w.a.n.g Wulang.
Old Madam w.a.n.g naturally wanted to use the little bird as an experiment.
She did not know how long the gene repair agent would take effect, but she remembered that everyone had started to have diarrhea in less than ten minutes after they drank her special water last time.
Since this gene repair agent was even more powerful than the special water, it meant that it would take effect faster.
Old Madam w.a.n.g brought the little bird into the bedroom. Seeing that Little Ah Yu was following, she pulled her in.
This time, she closed the bedroom door tightly and the grandfather and grandson came to the only small window.
The little bird did not understand what was going on and it chirped.
Not wanting Little Ah Yu to see such a cruel scene, Old Madam w.a.n.g asked Little Ah Yu to bring her a stool.
Little Ah Yu had just moved away when Old Madam w.a.n.g reached out and broke the little bird’s foot without blinking.
The little bird immediately screamed.
Little Ah Yu hurriedly asked, “What’s wrong with it?”
“It’s sick. Grandma will treat it.” Old Madam w.a.n.g took out the gene repair agent. There was no time to study the strange bottle. She opened the stopper on the top and gently dripped a small drop onto the little bird’s broken leg.
Almost instantly, the screaming bird stopped crying.
Old Madam w.a.n.g sat in front of the window with a stool and hugged Little Ah Yu in her arms. As she patted Little Ah Yu’s back gently, she stared at the little bird.
There was an old wooden table in front of the window. Old w.a.n.g had once made it for Old Madam w.a.n.g as a dressing cabinet.
The little bird was still struggling on the table, but because one of its legs was broken, it could not stand steadily.
Time pa.s.sed slowly. After about an incense stick of time, the bird suddenly stood up, but it could be seen that its legs looked very unnatural.
This was because Old Madam w.a.n.g did not fix the bird’s legs properly after she gave it the medicine.
She held the bird in front of her eyes and realized that its legs had indeed grown back together. However, because they were crooked, the bones looked very strange.
At this moment, Little Ah Yu was already dozing off in Old Madam w.a.n.g’s arms. Old Madam w.a.n.g placed her under the blanket.
She sat in front of the window again and broke the bird’s leg again without hesitation. This time, she used a wooden hairpin to fix the bird’s leg and let it return to normal.
After another incense stick of time, the little bird stood up again. With a flap of its wings, it actually flew up in front of Old Madam w.a.n.g.
The little bird’s wings had already grown fully, but it could not fly yet. However, after using the gene repair agent, its genes had also improved. With a little try, it could fly very well.
It flew to a cabinet at the side and grabbed it firmly with its two claws. Its legs were intact.
Old Madam w.a.n.g pondered. “I see.”
[What, what a terrifying old lady…] Although Little Ah Yu had fallen asleep, Meatball did not need to sleep. When it saw this scene, it felt like trembling.
This old lady’s mental fort.i.tude was stronger than it had imagined!
In any case, ordinary old ladies were definitely not so calm when they did this.
After figuring out the effect of the gene repair agent, Old Madam w.a.n.g had an idea.
It seemed that her husband and second son’s legs had to be broken once.
Especially her husband. He had been limping for so many years because his ankle had been injured before. Later on, he did not recuperate well. When he became injured again later and healed, the bone was completely crooked.
As for her second son, because he was paralyzed on the bed all year round, the shape of his legs had naturally changed. His bones were definitely not right.
That night, everyone was already asleep. Old Madam w.a.n.g whispered to Old man w.a.n.g beside her, “Old man, your legs are cured.”
Old man w.a.n.g immediately sat up. “Really?! You found a way?!”
If one could choose, who did not yearn to have a healthy body?
He also wanted to contribute more to this family.
Old Madam w.a.n.g said indifferently, “But you have to break your legs once first.”
Old man w.a.n.g:!!!
“Don’t worry.” Old Madam w.a.n.g comforted him. “I’ll personally break it for you.”
Old man w.a.n.g: ???
He was even more worried!
The couple discussed how to tell their family about this at night and only fell asleep when it was almost midnight.
The next morning, Old Madam w.a.n.g was about to go out.
When her family asked her what she was going to do, Old Madam w.a.n.g said, “Last night, I had a dream. I dreamed that a very famous doctor had appeared at your grandmother’s house. He specializes in treating leg injuries. I’ll go and see if I can invite him back so that I can treat your Second Brother.”
The w.a.n.g family was confused.
w.a.n.g Chuanman asked, “Mother, are you fine? You want to set off after a dream!”
“That’s right, Mother. Didn’t Third Sister-in-law go over there recently? She should be back today. Let’s ask her first so that you won’t have to make a wasted trip,” w.a.n.g Chuanfu said.
Old Madam w.a.n.g immediately said angrily, “I knew that the two of you had ill intentions. Your Second Brother is lying on the bed now. He’s neither human nor ghost. I wanted to treat him as soon as possible so that he could at least be an upright person. In the end, you pushed him around. What are you trying to do? You can’t stand seeing your Second Brother doing well, right?!”
w.a.n.g Chuanfu: “Mother, what are you talking about? How can we think of our Second Brother that way!”
w.a.n.g Chuanman shouted, “We’re just worried about you, Mother.”
Dreams and whatnot sounded unreliable.
w.a.n.g Chuangui, who had heard the old lady’s roar in the room, was speechless. “…” No, Mother, although you’re protecting me, how am I not human nor ghost?