Evil Awe-Inspiring

After Didi goes out, I slap my head and look at the Amy and say, "Amy, I have something need you to do. Please help me."

"Why?" Little moneygrubber looks at me warily and says: "Won"t you ask me to help you go to the bathroom?"

I show a despised look, and say, "Of course not! I have not broken my legs. Well, you help me to inquire about one thing... "

As I tell her the thing, Amy is a little reluctant: "Please, I"m just your nurse, not your servant!"

"I pay!" I quickly say, "one hundred!"

"Deal!" Little money grubber replies faster than me: "plus the cost of the round-trip taxi!"

"OK!"

The girl bounces and bounces out without a word.

For the next half hour, I like sitting on pins and needles. My heart likes to be scratched by a crazy cat.

Finally, when the door opens, Didi comes in holding my two precious boxes. She looks breathlessly. It seems that the good girl is afraid of my anxiety, ran very anxiously all the way.

I take the box, open it and take a look at it. My heart is sinking at once.

The diamond brooch is gone!

The other box is opened and my blood is frozen on the spot.

The ring is gone too!

Didi looks at me with a frightening face. She doesn"t know what had happened. She seems to want to say something, but she doesn"t know what to say.

"Didi." I take a deep breath and say, "Who gave you this box last night?"

"The people in the hospital gave it to me. When you came to the hospital, they gave me all your belongings."

My face is cloudy.

The shapes of these two boxes are somewhat distorted, probably cause by the fell last night. But the boxes did not break, which excluded the possibility that the items in the boxes would fall out. The only possibility is that someone has stolen the things inside.

I suddenly want to kill that a.s.shole!

I have spent so much efforts, not only take the risk to hook the Jimmy Chou that son of a b.i.t.c.h, but also against my conscience to take Nanny as bait. The result is I just got them in hand; they were stolen by the son of a b.i.t.c.h then!

My face has been from pale to red, and my eyes are full of killing spirit.

At this time, Amy also runs back. As soon as she enters the door in puffing, she is grabbing the cup and pours some water. Then she pats her chest and says, "I"m running almost to death! Chen Yang, I have done what you asked me to do!"

"Oh? Have you found out?"

"Well!" There is a little doubt in her eyes: "You let me go to the property company and ask about the guy who has won the prize today... I asked! This is a tough job, you know? After that guy won the lottery today, I went to inquire about him at this time. Everyone inside thought I had no good intentions. Some people think I am the girl who wants to find a sugar daddy!"

Look at my face is not good, Amy dare not go around anymore. She hurries to say the answer I want: "Chen Yang, how did you guess that? The upstart was not dismissed. After the accident happened last night, he went to quit his job early this morning. I heard that their property company had no intention of fire him at first. He went to the company early in the morning and asked for resignation on his own initiative. Their manager also retained him for a while to comfort him that he would not be held responsible for the accident. But the fellow himself seemed to be foolish and insisted on leaving. Then, when waiting for the company to go through the formalities for him, he seemed to be in a hurry. As a result, when he read the newspaper when waiting, he suddenly found out that he had won the lottery."

I sigh and more gloomy.

Seems sure enough he did!

I was a little surprised to hear Amy say that the liftboy suddenly won such a big prize. Then he just resigned today. I immediately felt uneasy.

Now I find out that all two treasures in my box were gone!

Then it is not difficult to guess.

Last night, after I fell down, he must have been involved in rescuing me! At that time, there were security guards, firefighters, property managers there. This guy must be picking up my two boxes at random... The result is that this guy accidentally opens, and then he was moved to commit crimes by sight of the treasures!

I believe that he might be accidentally picked the two boxes up. But since the boxes are not broken, the items inside could only be taken away. They can"t be picked up! And even if they were picked up by him, the result is still he stole them away!

More importantly, he went to the company to resign early this morning, that is truly for swallow my things!

The son of b.i.t.c.h!

I jump up from the bed.

Fx.x.x! They are my things! Are they so easy to be stolen?

I hide it on the face. Although Amy thought the things I had arranged to her was some strange, I just gave her some excuses to deal with. But Didi is not so easy to be fooled. I have known her character slowly, she looks the tender temper, in fact, is a very smart girl. There are a lot of things she actually sees very clearly, but never says.

When Amy comes out of the room to get my medicine, Didi whispers to me: "Brother Little 5, you have lost something important, haven"t you?"

My mind is a little chaotic, and with a hum, Didi continue saying, "You... don"t think the liftboy stole it? What is it? Is it valuable?"

"Um..." I still nods.

"Let"s go find him!" Didi stands up and says angrily, "how could he steal your things? When you were hurt, he claimed to steal things from you. Why is there such a person?!"

I shake my head: "Forget it, how do you find him? We call the police? What evidence do we have?"

In reverse, I comfort her, saying that it is no big deal to lose something. Then I find an excuse to send her out of room. While I am alone, I call an old friend.

I used to work in the club. So I get know a lot of different people. Some of them are keep good connection with me.

I call a guy who specializes in peeping and tracking.

This person is actually a so-called private detective... But in our country, private detective is illegal and has no business license. So this industry has been underground activities, people who takes this job dare not expose. Such a situation has made the development of private detective industry in our country has not formed a climate. And I know this guy, in fact, takes kind of sneak tracking and other small things in the ordinary day. For example, a housewife suspects that her husband has an affair outside, or a husband suspects his wife is unfaithful, and so on. This guy"s daily work is taking a second-hand single lens reflex camera and walks in the streets to track.

How did I know this guy?

It"s a little funny. Once, this guy was entrusted by a complaining woman to take photo of her rich husband who had extrmarital affairs outside, and then as the evidences to prepare for the divorce lawsuit, so that she might have more family property.

And the playboy husband is a frequent visitor of the nightclub. As a result, one night the private detective ran into our club and sneaked out to take pictures outside the compartment. He was discovered by the waiters and then he was directly sent to my lounge, and he was beaten that time.

At that time, we all thought that this is probably what media reporters came to expose us. I also felt strange that who had the courage to run to Juan"s place to expose?

When asked, it turned out that he was a private detective.

I saw he was not a reporter to make trouble to our club. So I decided not to embarra.s.s him, just ordered to drive him out.

I didn"t expect this guy to be persistent. He"s a very professional guy. After he was driven out, he ran into the parking lot for hours, hiding in the corner to prepare for the take pictures.

As a result, I accidentally sent a customer into the parking lot that night, saw him, and caught him again. I was very annoyed at that time and prepared to teach him a lesson. First, if he wants to take pictures, he will definitely take our girls in the photo. This is definitely not allowed! Who knows what trouble it might cause? Second, customers come to our club to play. If there"s anything like that happens, it"s always bad.

As a result, just before I asked to beat him, this guy didn"t panic at all. He just held his camera and shouted "Wait a minute!" Then the guy calmly told me that he had something to say, if I wanted to hit him, just let him finish it Next, he told me some theories, and finally persuaded me and released him again.

"Men come out to adultery, most of them are hiding from their wives, surrept.i.tiously, and do not dare to play too much. You think, if I give the evidence to his wife, after his wife divorced from him, this fellow has no restraint, will he just free to play? At that time, you can make big profits either!"

To be honest, this guy"s saying is pretty d.a.m.n evil. Though I did not agree with him, I felt that this fellow was very flickering and just drove him away. Warn him not to turn around our field, and I will not care about other matters.

But after that, I did hear that the wealthy guest divorced. He came to play in our club twice a month before, after the divorce, he would come four or five times a week! A lot of money was thrown into the club, and I remembered the wretched private detective"s words.

Later, I met him in a bar once, only to know that his original job was a journalist of a small newspaper. Unfortunately, when he was not satisfied with this job, he simply changed to be a private detective.

He talked to me for two times, and then we were half a friend. This guy is very responsible for his own career, very professional ethics, after taking the customer"s money, will be very enthusiastic to complete... At this point, this person should be pretty good.

As for how many such cases he has done, and caused how many families divide. In his words, "This is not my fault. They had problems of their own, and I didn"t have affairs or have a concubine. I just exposed them. If they do not have any problems, how can they get divorced?"

I appreciate him very much. Although he is a little lewd, but he is very principled and takes his work seriously.

Now I immediately think of this guy, pick up my cell phone and dial his number: "h.e.l.lo, this is Chen Yang, Little 5!"

At the other end of the phone comes a trivial voice. The voice of the man is like a rat hiding in a corner. He is sneaking, "What"s the matter need me, brother little 5?" You need sneak videotaping or tracking?"

I think and say, "I really have a business for you, but you have to keep it secret and just between ourselves!"

"You can rest a.s.sured! Credit guarantee!" The wretched detective laughs, "Say, what is it?"

"Do you know x.x.x community? Inside the property management company, there was an liftboy calls x.x.x. I want his address, telephone. He has just resigned today. I just need you to help me find his address so that I can find him anytime."

At the other end of the phone, the detective records it and repeats it to me with no mistake. He say lightly, "This business is very simple, 300 for it. Then if you want me to follow him, two hundred per day."

The wretched detective is laughing and says, "Brother little 5, you know my principle of doing things, reputation! Credit guarantee!"

When I hang up the phone, I feel a little relieved.

Although this fellow is a little wretched, but he really very attentive to the work. He will be desperately good for the job he takes. I do believe in him.

My plan is very simple. I have to find that b.a.s.t.a.r.d"s home address first. And then after I leave the hospital, I will personally go and give some lessons to this b.a.s.t.a.r.d! How dare he steal my treasure while I was in trouble?

These things, I can"t let others do it, Amy and Didi naturally can"t do this kind of thing. They are impossible to go to the property company to check the information of the guy.

Now I can only wait patiently. I must catch up with that guy first and do not let him run away.

Of course, I can call up some of the gang"s "brothers" to settle the b.a.s.t.a.r.d now. But I dare not!

Why?

Have they any real credit? Count on let them help me grab the ring back? Come on! It"s millions of value thing, if they get it, who can promise they bring them back to me?

Although I keep good connections with these gang"s "brothers" friends. But it"s millions of money value things after all!

I am depressed all day when I put down the phone. Didi and Amy perceive that my mood is low, but the two girls have no idea of it.

The efficiency of the detective is extremely fast. In the evening, he calls me and says, "Brother 5, I found the address. He lives in x.x.x District x.x.x Road... Well, he seems to be ready to move today, probably move out tomorrow. Do you want me to continue tomorrow?"

"Yes!" I grit teeth: "Keep an eye on it!"

The second day, the news continues to come back.

"He moved, to a very expensive neighborhood, went to the mall in the afternoon to buy a set of imported furniture, and bought a lot of high-end household appliances."

"He had a big lunch at the Hilton Hotel at noon and tipped the waiter one hundred when he went out..."

In the evening, the message is even more strange. The detective seems to want to talk something but hesitates, as if he is holding his laugh. " Brothers little 5, Can you guess where he went in the evening?"

"Well?"

"He"s in the Golden Paradise, asks two girls to accompany him, and opened a room in Hilton hotel."

Fx.x.x!

I really want to choke that a.s.shole.

He is enjoying it with my ring. Son of a b.i.t.c.h!

And the third day, I suddenly get a phone call from the detective. His voice is not good and he is indignant. "Brother little ! What"s your meaning? You know I"m just making money and not for killing people"s life!"

"Ah? What?" I don"t understand what he means.

He is somewhat discontented: "Brother little 5, we are friends, I believe in you, so you want me to help you do things, I did not even ask why, just help you to do it! But you used the news I gave you to kill people! You know my principles! I"ve always been making money and not for killing life! "

I am somewhat confused by what he said: "I don"t understand what you mean."

"You can see the morning news yourself!" Detective cold reply: "We are friends! I do not know this thing! You don"t ask me to do such a thing again!"

After that, he hung me up.

I hurry to ask Amy help me turn on the TV in the room. The VIP ward has the cable TV network. I quickly find the local news channel.

"According to our information, a vicious robbery occurred at the gate of XX district early this morning. Three knife-wielding gangsters attacked a drunken pedestrian. The victim was stabbed 6 times and all his belongings were ravaged. At present, the victim has been sent to the hospital for rescue. After rescue, the victim has been out of danger. However, the doctor said that the possibility of leaving a disability could not be ruled out. At present, the police are trying to arrest looting gangsters, while asking the public to pay attention to safety in the early hours of the night."

f.u.c.k!

Look at the guy lying on the hospital bed in the TV screen.

It"s the b.a.s.t.a.r.d who stole my ring!

Later, a police officer interviews with the television reporter and tells some information about this case. Now the son of a b.i.t.c.h has woken up, about seventy thousand worth of property has been stolen, and the most pitiful thing is... A finger on his hand was chopped off. Because the criminal was eager to take a ring from his hand.

Ring!

I am stunned!

That b.a.s.t.a.r.d has bad luck now.

My heart suddenly moves and bursts into laughter.

Retribution! Retribution!

This is the side effect of the ring!!

I suddenly remember one thing and shouting, "Didi! Didi!"

"Shout what? Didi has gone home to make breakfast for us!" Amy holds her should and looks at me coldly. "Why are you so excited?" People were robbed and cut into serious injuries. You are even laughing! No compa.s.sion!"

"Well, don"t talk nonsense! Quick! Come on! Take those two boxes to me! Quick! Quick!"

Amy looks a little reluctant, but she still goes to the cabinet and takes out the two boxes inside.

I pick up the box with the ring and look carefully, only to find that the lower layer of the ring could be taken out!

In fact, it was obvious. I had not noticed previous just because the ring was stolen and my mind was in such a whirl.

Opening the interlayer below, I finally find what I want.

I can"t help laughing, and then scold: "d.a.m.n! What a fool I am! I am such an idiot!"

The ring? The precious expansive ring?

d.a.m.n, I just give it up!

Who gets that ring, who need to take its side effects. Have won five million prizes? So what? The bad luck was turning back to bite.

What"s the point?

Raymond has said already, the most important thing is the measuring instrument.

Without it, the ring can be called a ring of the bad luck. Only you have them both on hand, you can use the ring properly, the ring can just be called "the ring of the luckiness".

I stare at the interlayer of the box, one thing lies there, which I am dreaming of.

It"s a needle tube, thick and thin. It has a scale on it. Its shape is like a thermometer enlarged by many times. But there are four liquid pillars on it.

Red! Orange! Yellow! Green!

I am so exciting that I can"t help asking Amy fans to find out my wallet and take out my "trial-use version" ring.

Hha! I"m going to go up now!

I don"t want that expensive formal ring any more!

Although the ring on my hand is a trial, but since there is a measuring device, I"ve already had a "complete product"!

Looking at the almost mad smile on my face, Amy is worrying about me. But I look up at her, and say, "Amy, just go out and help me watch out side! Don"t let anyone come in! It"s a must! I have important things to do! "

Amy is stunned for a moment, then she suddenly says something which let my exciting mood be half-cut.

I almost vomit blood!!!

"Ah? Chen Yang... You haven"t have s.e.x for many days. Do you want to do somerhing indescribable in your room alone?"

I faint!

...

And...

There are some nonsense guys come to BB. So let me say it again that it is a translation from 邪气凛然. The original writer is 跳舞.

As far as I know that I am the first one to translate this novel from Chinese to English. Yes there is a comic from the official but if you read both and you can find the huge differences.

Translation is kind of re-write. There are a lot of the Chinese jokes and bridges need to be change to the English, which are not easy. So, if you don"t like my translation, just walk away. I just have fun with the friends who likes it too. The world is big enough to let you BB somewhere else.