Tall and thin man talks to me with a standard businessman style. "Mr. Chen, first of all, I need to explain that our major business is not the rent business. You don"t have to stand up to leave so soon. I"ve told you that we do have apartment which may satisfy you for sure! But before that, I need to say something to you.""First of all, I just said that our major business is not the real estate leasing bit of another product. When you just simply have bought the major product, you become our member then. The house is one of the member profits. Which means if you are our member, you may get a nice house from our company. So easy! And the leasing period is unlimited. It means you may stay as long time as you want."
"Wait, wait! You mean… " I"m really confused, swallowing saliva, trying to understand what he is saying. "You mean I just need to buy one product then I can be a member and get a house free of charge. You… What kind of organization you are? There"s no any company will arrange living place to employees. What are you?"
Tall thin man replies with smile. "Our business is to bring profit to society and service to the crowd. We are obsoletely harmless."
He grabs a big box from beneath the table. I am shocked again (for how many times already?) d.a.m.n! It should be nothing there under the table. Where he grabs such a big box out? Is that magic?
He ignores my surprise and opens the box. a smaller box is inside. He open the 2nd one, then I see the 3rd ,4th ,5th … I feel that I"m in the edge of collapsing when seeing this.
He sighs and soliloquizes. "My lucky is too bad to be arranged such a low level membership quota."
I see he takes something our form the innermost box and put it on the table, throws the box away. The box is flying within a beautiful curved shape and… over the rooftop, dropping to the ground…
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"Fx.x.x" I jump up. It"s 22th floor. Even a foolish knows that you can"t throw anything from such a high building. It causes big troubles. What if hurt people? If people are not hurt, plants hurt.
I ran to the guardrail and look down. So far it"s peaceful down there. The box he has thrown is missing.
Still magic?
The thing he takes from the boxes is a small shinning thing. He takes it on hand and introduces. "Please look! This is our major product. We call it luckiness adjustment device. By wearing this, you may control your life. You life will be driving into a highway! Do you want to get success on your career for less fight 30 years? Do you want to marry the beauty you are dreaming about? Do you want to be the star of the crowd? What you need to do is to wear it and all the dreams will come true!"
He is too exciting to ignore that his sprays of saliva flies to my face. I wipe my face hard. I"m sure now! He is a liar indeed! He is just kind of the guy who is crazy for the direct sale.
I"m not interesting to say anything anymore. I turn back and ready to go! When I just stepping, he speak loud to me. His word has me stopped because of the sarcastic tone.
"Mr. Yang Chen, Did your parents educate you to show respects while others is talking to you?"
This word is really hurting me. My parents died early. Yes they didn"t educate me indeed. I used to be laughed at. But when I had learned kongfu, there"s not anyone dares to do that anymore, since someone"s teeth were beaten by me.
I walk straight to him, double my fists and ready to have someone"s teeth missed.
"Wait! Wait!" He keeps shaking his hand, jumps up to hide. "Look, don"t ever try to beat me. I"ve checked that I won"t bleed today. If you don"t want to hurt yourself, you"d better stop! "
I rush to him, grab his cloth and lift him up, walk to the edge of the rooftop, put him outside or the guardrail.
He starts screaming like a cat in heat. I never imagine that a voice from a man can be shriller than a woman.
"You silly fool! Let me go back! I have acrophobia!" He grabs my arms, kicks his legs like a frog.
"You said you had checked that you won"t bleed today. Have you checked whether you will fall down here?"
He looks at me with his small eyes, speaking pathetic.
"I didn"t check. I think will not. Please, please just let me go back. I do have acrophobia. I"m not afraid of you throw me because I know you won"t. But I am afraid about my heartache. I have very serious heartache. I"ve checked I won"t bleed today but I can"t guarantee whether I will die for the heartache. Heartache makes you die without bleeding. "
This man is crazy! It"s the first mind come out from my mind. I"m not a good guy but I won"t count so much with a madman. If a madman breaks the law, he will be given mercy. I was just offended by word.
I grab him back and release him. I look at him and speak with the cool tone. "Listen, I don"t care who you are and what want to sell. I am not interested. I"m leaving now!"
I decide to go and I"m going to find the agent who introduces me here, then have his teeth missed.
"Have you even thought of change your lucks a little bit?" That man speaks in poor.
I turned back and look at him. "I do know that how much you want that how much you pay. I believe there"s nothing good can be got without a price. I don"t believe any word from you. Change lucks? If you may change someone"s lucks, I may play G.o.d directly."
"How much you get, how much you pay?" He is showing a mysterious smile. "Mr. Chen, please don"t too hurry to answer, do you believe there are luckiness of the world?"
Luckiness?
I frown on him. "Are you from any religion? Are you seeking the followers? Sorry that I don"t believe in G.o.d. I just believe myself."
"Yes!" He snaps his finger. "I don"t believe any G.o.d either. But the luckiness exists indeed. Although it can"t be seen or touched."
I still don"t believe. "How does an invisible and untouchable thing exist?"
"Of course!" He looks at me speak word by word. "Air is invisible and untouchable. Can you deny its existence? It"s a common sense!"