Chapter 1060: I Don’t Have a Yin-Yang Face
“I have an excellent physique. How can I get fat? Don’t compare me with you.”
Gu Bailu asked in amus.e.m.e.nt, “If Shao Zun were as fat as a ball, would you still like him?”
Su Shenfan frowned. “I won’t get fat. Don’t ask such a question.”
Bu Yaolian tilted her head and looked at Su Shenfan. He was so lean; looking at him made her want to take a bite or two.
Would she still like him if he got fat?
She had never considered that.
Probably not. At the very least, he shouldn’t get as fat as she had been before. She herself despised how fat she had been, and wouldn’t be able to tolerate Su Shenfan becoming like that.
Her idol would be destroyed.
Su Shenfan slapped her on the head. “You really are thinking about it! Take back your stupid thoughts. I’ll always be handsome.”
Bu Yaolian nodded seriously. “Shao Zun has always been outstanding. How can he become fat? That’s impossible.”
She couldn’t accept him being fat like her.
She felt it was normal for Su Shenfan to despise her for being fat.
“Tsk, tsk. It’s hard to say what the world is like. Even if he isn’t fat, he might be disfigured. His face might be full of pockmarks under his mask. Look, he doesn’t even dare take it off,” Gu Bailu teased as she ate.
Su Shenfan glanced at her coldly. “Eat your food. Even that can’t block your mouth. I don’t take off my mask because I’m afraid you’ll want to marry again when you see my face.”
“Ha… ha… ha…” Gu Bailu drawled out her laugh. “Consider your conscience first before you speak. Who dares say that they’re better looking than my lord? I would bet my head on him.”
Su Shenfan snorted. “Don’t provoke me. Eat your food.”
Bu Yaolian said, “Lulu, I don’t agree with you. My Shao Zun definitely doesn’t have a pockmarked face. At most, he has a Yin-Yang face. He might just be a little too pale from wearing a mask all day long.”
Gu Bailu stared at Su Shenfan in interest.
“Why didn’t I think of that… Shao Zun, take it off and let us see if it really is a Yin-Yang face.”
“Bullsh*t.” Su Shenfan rubbed Bu Yaolian’s head. “If you talk nonsense again, I’ll teach you a lesson tonight.”
Bu Yaolian blushed and glared at him. “Lulu is here. Shao Zun, what are you talking about?”
“I don’t have a Yin-Yang face. If you bring it up again, I’ll kill you,” Su Shenfan said in annoyance.
The reason he was annoyed was because he really did have a Yin-Yang face.
He wore a mask, so the skin under it was paler than the other half of his face. Although it wasn’t very obvious, there was still a difference.
Other people might not be able to tell, but Su Lian was so close to him that she would definitely be able to tell.
He had to find a way to get more sun on his face. He couldn’t let Su Lian discover his weakness.
He was a peerless young master.
Bu Yaolian nodded. “Got it.”
Gu Bailu clearly didn’t believe him. “Shao Zun, that is a common problem. There’s definitely a difference between wearing a mask and an uncovered face. Since you don’t take it off all day, it’s definitely fairer. It’s absolutely a Yin-Yang face. Lian’er, you have to consider it carefully: Do you still like Shao Zun like this?”
Su Shenfan’s face darkened. Bu Yaolian sensed that he was about to get angry.
She quickly hugged his arm and said, “I like whatever Shao Zun looks like.”