Chapter 939: Hugging This Big Thigh
Su Shenfan chuckled. “So you’re blaming me?”
She was stupid to begin with, and she still blamed him?
This was all his fault; he had indulged her too much.
“No… no. Just don’t scold me too much in the future. I’m actually very smart.” Bu Yaolian looked distressed.
Su Shenfan stopped and looked at her from head to toe. “How do you look smart? Hm?”
She boasted shamelessly that she was smart.
In order to make him watch the show, she actually used a beauty as bait.
“A stupid woman like you would be killed in the first scene.”
“That… I really am not stupid. Didn’t I run into you, Shao Zun? You’re so smart and resourceful. You know everything about the world. You’re good in bed and have a lot of stamina. Of course I’m dumb compared with you.”
“…”
What did bedroom skills have to do with being stupid?
She didn’t even know how to praise someone – didn’t that make her stupid?
Su Shenfan didn’t want to talk to her anymore. Stupidity was contagious. He didn’t want to be infected.
Bu Yaolian wanted to say something else, but Su Shenfan glanced at her. “Shut up. The more you speak, the more stupid you look. Hurry up and hide it. If you stay quiet as a beauty, you’ll still at least get a second glance.”
Bu Yaolian: “…”
The stage was set up in a square not far from the altar. There were tables and chairs, and soft cus.h.i.+ons on the chairs.
At the front were two rows of jade couches with fruits and pastries.
When Su Shenfan and Bu Yaolian arrived, the jade couches were already occupied.
Currently, The Drunken Beauty was being performed on stage. Her graceful figure, bewitching eyes, and soul-stirring appearance in the emperor’s arms was indescribably alluring.
Bu Yaolian looked at Su Shenfan nervously. Seeing that he wasn’t looking at the stage, she was relieved.
“This performer can be sent to the Earthly Residence. She can teach me how to seduce those beauties,” Su Shenfan suddenly said.
Bu Yaolian’s heart skipped a beat. Shao Zun, I’m more seductive than she is!
You didn’t even look at her. How do you know how she’s seducing people?
“Shao Zun, there’s no more s.p.a.ce. Let’s go back.”
The first two rows of jade couches were indeed full, but there were still a few empty chairs behind them.
“Aren’t those empty?” Su Shenfan pointed.
“How can you sit there? You’re Shao Zun. It’s not appropriate for you to sit there. Let’s go.” She pulled Su Shenfan away.
But she didn’t forget to look at the stage.
It had been a long time since she last watched a show. This troupe sang really well, and their voices were so good that it was obvious that they were veterans.
How could Su Shenfan not see her foolish appearance? She clearly didn’t want to leave, but was still pulling him away.
He gave Su Sheng a look, and Su Sheng walked to the front row and said a few words to a random family. The family hurriedly stood up. “Shao Zun, Shao Zun, you like this too? Come sit here.”
Bu Yaolian sat on the jade couch, ate fruits, and looked at the performers on the stage. She felt that her life was really complete.
Power was so useful.
She had to hug Shao Zun’s big thigh!
She had to lose weight.
“I don’t like it. It’s just that all the performers are beautiful, so I came to take a look.” Su Shenfan wouldn’t be drawn into this pastime for old people.
The man chuckled. “They’re beautiful, but they can’t compare with the beauties in your residence.”
Wasn’t there a stunning beauty sitting next to Shao Zun? To say that her beauty could topple cities wasn’t an exaggeration.