"What do you mean Amelia, this is clearly David, a warrior that specializes in strength and agility at the same time!"."No, this is Amelia. She is a great Mage that specializes in Fire magic". Oh c.r.a.p, how do I get out of this situation. Think man, think. Wait a minute, the experiment we did the other day!
"Amelia, this lady I have never met seems to think that I am you, but my skin color is way darker than yours. The last letter you sent me said that you were doing something that I would think was funny. Don"t tell me you..."
"Yeah, I used illusion magic to change myself to look more like you. Surprise! Isn"t it funny?"
"Hey, what is your name?"
"Clarissa, bow specialist".
"I am so sorry you had to deal with this girl"s idiotically twisted sense of humor".
"You get know I feel about her sense of humor huh. Finally someone who understands!"
"Oh come on, the rotting fish hidden in that n.o.ble"s carriage was hilarious!"
"Clarissa, please don"t tell me that the n.o.ble was a client..."
"He was...and she didn"t even wait until the request was over...okay, I can see how the faking to look like someone else is something she would do..."
"...You share my pain...try growing up with her..."
"...I"d rather not..."
"Sorry about that Micheal. How"ve you been?"
"Great, now that you"re here. The letter you sent said that you couldn"t make it to this expedition. Weren"t you guiding the summoned heroes threw the Beast Mountain Dungeon?"
"Guiding? More like babysitting! I just can"t see them as the hope of humanity. My cooperation with them was better than within the hero group. About half of the beast demons seem to be attacking the city of Crotina. Instead of defending Crotina, they decided to a.s.sault the dungeon and still failed to kill off the Demon Lord there. The brats fired me, so no pay and now I"m low on money. Then I remembered your letter, so I ran here and found Amelia on the way. Her magic will be useful, so I brought her."
"Amelia, no offense honey, but between us girls, your kinda useless against the dragons here..."
"How many times have demons attacked the base?"
"Uh, five times in the past four days"
"How many of them were dragons? Or demons resistant to fire magic?"
"Uh...one?"
"And how am I useless here?"
"Huhh, I can never deny your logic Amelia."
"See that Micheal? That"s why I brought her. And why she is so annoying. No one can ever find a flaw in her logic..."
"Except with her sense of humor!"
"I like you already Clarissa!"
"Let"s be friends".
"No, let"s be comrades".
"Hey, Amelia told me that too!"
"Amelia!! Don"t tell me that you"ve used limes I say a lot while pretending to be me!"
"Yup!!"
"I"d smack my face with my palm, but I"m sure Amelia would use that as ammunition down the road..."
"Oh, so you don"t do that?"
"No Clarissa, I don"t. Anyways Micheal, is you offer still on the table?"
"Of course it is!! I"ll deal with the guild later".
"Thanks man".
"Demon Horde incoming!!"
"f.u.c.king s.h.i.t!! I"m tired from running here and now a horde is coming!"
"Clarissa, you have a spare bow and quiver, right?"
"Yeah Micheal! You said he specialized in agility, right? Good idea! I"ll go get it!"
"So, who"s party is this?"
"I"m in charge of base camp since the last boss died in the last horde."
"Do the honors, make the cry".
"ALRIGHT YOU f.u.c.kING USLESS MAGGOTS!!! DEFENSE POSITIONS!!!"
"Scouts!! Keep a look out outside the battlefield to make sure we don"t get ambushed!!"
"YOU HEARD DAVID!!! CHARGE AHEAD!! FOR HUMANITY!"
"OoOHh!!"