While continuing his conversation with Wolfram, Jon-Tom kept the fingers of one hand wrapped around the otter"s belt, thus preventing the frantic Mudge from fleeing. Short legs fought for purchase on the liquor-slick stone floor.
Jon-Tom smiled rea.s.suringly at their host. "Don"t mind Mudge. He"s just anxious to get started."
"I"m anxious, all right, you b.l.o.o.d.y great stick-twit!" To no avail, the otter continued his furious struggle to free himself from his friend"s grasp. "Let loose o" me pants!"
The three-way conversation was interrupted by a violent crash from the center of the floor. Peering out from the booth, their attention was drawn to a singularly unwholesome-looking human and his puma companion. Breathing hard, both were staring down at something on the floor. The human held the shattered remnants of a wooden mace, his snarling companion a club that had been broken in half. The upper, k.n.o.bbed end of the mace hung from the handle by a splinter. As Jon-Tom tried to see what it was they were concentrating on, their expressions changed markedly.
An enormous dark ma.s.s was rising slowly from the ground. As it blotted out a wide section of inn, human and feline began to back away from it. Whirling abruptly, the man dropped his broken weapon and tried to run. A leather-wrapped wrist bigger around than his head reached out and enormous brown-furred fingers closed around his neck, lifting him off the floor. As he ascended he clawed frantically at the grasping digits while his legs kicked uselessly at empty air. Waving the human over his head like a limp flag, the now fully upright armor-clad grizzly reached out for the panicked puma. As he did so, a chair slammed into his back and shattered into kindling. When someone in the crowd took physical as well as verbal objection to this cowardly blow from behind, the inn"s population descended-not entirely unwillingly-into instant and complete pandemonium.
Above it all the immense ursine could be seen clearly, still waving his now unconscious human a.s.sailant while bellowing above the increasingly thunderous fray, "Stromagg stomp!" "Stromagg stomp!"
Mudge was already heading for the back exit, ducking flying utensils and other debris, some of it obnoxiously organic. Their elderly host stayed close to him, equally anxious to be clear of the rapidly escalating skirmish. But Jon-Tom hung back. The otter bawled imploringly at his friend.
"Quickly, guv, quickly! The coppers"ll be "ere any minute! An" you know wot that"ll mean."
Jon-Tom did, but lingered still. "You two go on. I"ll be right there." So saying, he plunged back into the affray. Shaking his head in disbelief and venting a whistle of disgust, Mudge concentrated on chaperoning their erstwhile benefactor away from the intensifying chaos.
The tall human with sword and duar was largely ignored by the combatants, actively engaged as they were in forcibly removing one another"s appendages and resolving old scores. Jon-Tom had to strike out only occasionally to remain above the fray as he worked his way toward its nucleus. When the enormous bear leaned in his direction, all monolithic chest and pungent fur and glistening teeth, he found himself wondering if this was such a good idea after all. Despite his sudden apprehension, he managed to call out, "Come with me! The police are on their way."
Absently crushing to the floor with one ma.s.sive fist an onrushing, sword-wielding wombat, the grizzly"s heavy brows drew together as he considered the offer. "Why should I go with you? I don"t know you."
There was a commotion near the entrance to the inn. Timswitty"s deservedly feared finest were arriving. "Because I"m offering you a job-I think."
Whirling about, the s.e.xtet of uniformed skunks prepared to put an end to the fighting in a manner only they could manage, by means not even the strongest berserker could defy. Jon-Tom broke into a cold sweat. Still, the bear was reluctant.
"You help Stromagg?"
"My word on it." Instinctively Jon-Tom found himself starting to edge toward the rear exit, wondering as he did so if there would be enough time to vacate the room before it was too late.
Fishing into the mob, the bear came up with the battered, bleeding body of the puma who had first attacked him. When smacking the sagging feline across its limp face failed to produce any reaction, Stromagg let out a grunt and casually tossed the cat into the roiling crowd.
"Hurry!" Jon-Tom pulled on the bear"s forearm to urge haste. He might as well have been tugging on a sequoia. But the ursine moved.
They did make it out just before the police tactical squad let loose, so to speak. An cacophonous chorus of ma.s.s retching filled the air behind the escapees as they fled down a rear alley.
As soon as they were safely clear of all noxious olfactory intrusions, they slowed to a walk. Mudge guardedly eyed the mountainous newcomer in their midst. Stromagg endured the inspection thoughtfully. Or perhaps, Jon-Tom mused, "thoughtfully" was not the appropriate description. The bear"s att.i.tude hinted at a combative nature, but one that only infrequently strayed into the alien realm of higher cogitation.
"Wot"s with the meat-mountain, mate?"
His breathing at last beginning to ease, Jon-Tom beamed and put a rea.s.suring hand on the grizzly"s immense arm. "I"ve just taken on a little extra muscle."
"Wot for?" the otter snapped. "The job we ain"t goin" to take?"
Ignoring his friend, Jon-Tom turned to the somewhat bedraggled Wolfram. "Now then, good sir. What was the nature of the task for which you desired to employ my services?" He steeled himself for the reply.
It was not anything like what he expected.
Pulling his gaze away from the looming immensity of the bear, their benefactor gathered his wits. "I wish you to serenade a lady with whom I am deeply and hopelessly in love."
Jon-Tom and Mudge exchanged a glance. The graybeard"s request fell somewhat short of requiring them to slay bad-breathed dragons, save the world, or some equally life-threatening exercise. The stunned otter was too relieved to offer his usual ill-mannered comment.
"That"s all?" Jon-Tom wondered aloud.
Wolfram nodded slowly. "That"s all. And for that I will pay you well. You see, I am a very wise man, but a terrible singer."
Mudge jerked a furry thumb in Jon-Tom"s direction. "Then this be a good fit, guv, as me mate "ere is an improving singer, but terrible stupid."
Ignoring the slur, Jon-Tom proved the otter wrong by asking, "If all that"s needed is an amorous song, why not hire any wandering troubadour? Why seek out a spellsinger like myself?"
Wolfram nodded approvingly. "A song to Larinda is all that is required. It is the reaching her that may require the application of some magic in concert with the music."
"Oi, I knew it were too good to be true," Mudge muttered under his breath.
"Calmness be upon you, my peripatetic friend," Wolfram tried to rea.s.sure the otter. "A simple spellsong should suffice. Nothing too elaborate. I would attempt it myself except that I, as previously stated, cannot carry a tune in a bucket."
""Ow simple a spellsong, guv"nor?" the otter inquired warily.
"That is for the singer to decide. I shall provide you with directions. I will also pay your expenses and hand over half your fee in advance." Extracting a heavy purse from within the depths of his cloak, he proceeded to spill a clinking pile of gold coins into Jon-Tom"s cupped hands. Mudge"s eyes widened while Stromagg looked on appreciatively.
""Alf, you say, guv"nor?" The otter eyed the golden flood greedily. you say, guv"nor?" The otter eyed the golden flood greedily.
Wolfram nodded as he slipped the now empty purse back into his cloak. "The other half when the object of my affection responds." Turning, he gestured with his staff. "Do you know the lands of the Agu Canyon, which lies between here and Hygria?"
Jon-Tom"s expression wrinkled with concentration. "I know the direction, though I"ve never been there."
"Nor I," Mudge added. "I "ave "eard "tis a dry and homey place."
"There is an unclimbable cliff," Wolfram explained. "I will give you specific directions that will enable you to find it. On the far side lies Namur Castle, wherein dwells the beauteous Larinda. Serenade her on my behalf. Sing to her of my undying affection, then return to collect the rest of your well-earned due."
""Scuse me "ere a minim, guv." The otter squinted skeptically at the graybeard. ""Ow now are we supposed to get up an unclimbable cliff?"
Wolfram smiled from beneath the cowl of his blue-and-red cloak. "That, my energetic friend, is why I have sought out a spellsinger to do the singing. How you surmount the barrier is your problem. Or did you think I was paying you only to deliver a love song?"
Jon-Tom was not discouraged "I"m a pretty decent climber. No ascent is "unclimbable."" He looked down at Mudge. "If necessary, I"ll just sing us up the appropriate climbing gear. Or perhaps a great bird to ferry us over."
Mudge winced. "You forget, guv, that I"ve seen "ow all too much o" your spellsingin" "as a way o" turnin" out."
"We"ll cope." Jon-Tom stood a little straighter. "After all, I"ve had plenty of practice by now. I"m far more in command of my skills than I was when I first picked up this duar." He patted the instrument confidently, then turned his gaze to the looming grizzly. "How about it, Stromagg? It"s always useful to have someone like yourself along on a journey such as this. Are you with us?"
The bear"s great brows furrowed. "Will there be beer?"
II.
The granite cliffs and b.u.t.tes that rose around them were streaked with gray and black, ivory and umber, and lightning-like streaks of olivine green. Stromagg strode tirelessly forward on his hind legs, Jon-Tom riding on one shoulder and Mudge on the other. The twice-burdened bear seemed not to notice the weight at all. In any event, he did not complain. Not even when Mudge would rise to a standing position for a better view. Jon-Tom did not venture criticism of his companion"s unstable stance. For one thing, it would do no good. The otter held advice in the same regard as teetotaling. For another, otters have superb natural balance-and very low centers of gravity.
Overhead, vultures circled, gossiping like black-cloaked old women. They were as civilized as any bird that inhabited the Warmlands, exceedingly polite, and fastidious in their table manners.
"There are the twin b.u.t.tes." Jon-Tom consulted the map their employer had provided to them. There was no mistaking the distinctive geological formations. From a distance, the spellsinger saw, the eroded ma.s.sif known as Mouravi resembled a horned skull. "The cliff wall should lie just to the left of them."
Hiking down the arroyo to the left of the nearest b.u.t.te, they suddenly and unexpectedly encountered proof of his observation in the form of a solid wall of rock. Slipping down from Stromagg"s shoulder, Jon-Tom tilted his head back, back, until his neck began to ache. The cliff wall was at least five hundred feet high and as smooth as a marble slab. Close inspection revealed that the featureless schist would make for a treacherous ascent even with the best of available climbing equipment.
Examining the obstacle, Mudge let out a short, derisive whistle. "Ain"t no problem, guv. I say we keep the "alf payment that old geezer gave us and "ightail it up to Malderpot. Nice taverns there be in Malderpot. By the time the old man can track us down, we"ll b.l.o.o.d.y well "ave drunk away the last of "is gold."
"Now, Mudge." The spellsinger studied the seemingly impa.s.sable obstacle. "That would hardly be honorable."
"Honorable, honorable." The otter scratched under his chin, his whiskers quivering slightly. "From wot foreign tongue arises that strange word, wot I am sure I never "eard before and ain"t conversant with?" The otter scratched under his chin, his whiskers quivering slightly. "From wot foreign tongue arises that strange word, wot I am sure I never "eard before and ain"t conversant with?"
Stromagg frowned at the wall and promptly sat down, dust rising from the fringes of his enormous brown behind. His armor hung loose against the vastness of his immense frame. "Stromagg not built for climbing."
"That"s all right." Jon-Tom unlimbered his duar. "When Wolfram described this to us, actually having to climb it was something I only half expected would be possible. That"s what he, and anyone else, would think." Slipping the unique instrument across his front, he gently strummed the intersecting set of dual strings. Accompanying the first notes, a soft pulse of light appeared at the nexus. "We"re not going over this barrier. We"re going through it."
"Through it?" Mudge squinted at the solid rock, glanced meaningfully at Stromagg. "Through wot, mate? Am I missin" somethin" "ere?"
"Why, through that tunnel." Jon-Tom pointed. "The one right there."
Once again Mudge eyed the stone. Then he made the connection with the duar, the position of his friend"s hovering hands, and his eyes widened slightly. "Now, mate, are you sure this is a better idea than wastin" away old Wolfp.r.i.c.k"s money in temptingly lubricious Malderpot? You know wot "appens when you open your mouth and some strange caterwaulin" vaguely like a song comes out."
"Just like I told Wolfram, Mudge. My skill has improved greatly with time and practice."
The otter grunted. "As opposed to the odds improvin", I suppose." He moved to stand closer to, or rather behind, the curious Stromagg as Jon-Tom walked up to the solid rock face. The bear frowned down at the infinitely smaller otter.
"What happens now?"
Mudge put his hands over his ears. "If you"ve any sensitivity at all, large brother, you"ll "ave a care to cover your bloomin" ears."
Stromagg hesitated, then raised his enormous paws. "There will be pain from the wizardry?"
"Not from the wizardry, guv." Mudge winced. "Trust me on this. You ain"t "eard ol" Jonnny-Tom sing. I "ave. All too many times."
His fingers quickening on the duar, Jon-Tom launched into the song he had selected, a lengthy ditty of penetrating power that dated from early Zeppelin. The grizzly immediately clapped his great paws over his ears, bending them down forcefully against the top of his head.
Usually the eldritch mists that rose from the junction of the duar"s intersecting sets of enchanted strings were pastel in hue: light blue or lavender, bright pink or pale green. This time they were black and ominous. Mudge edged farther behind Stromagg, peering warily out from behind the grizzly"s protective bulk. So peculiar, so enthralling was the coil of darkness that emerged from Jon-Tom"s song that the fascinated otter could not take his eyes from it.
Detaching itself from the interdimensional wherever of the duar, an orb of ebon vapor drifted slowly toward the rock wall. It hesitated there and began to reverse direction. That shift prompted a redoubling of power chords by a suddenly anxious Jon-Tom. What might happen if the blackness fell back into into the duar, he could not imagine, except to believe it could not possibly be good. The orb wavered, seeming to be considering something known only to eldritch orbs, and then resumed its drift toward the cliff face. Jon-Tom allowed himself to relax ever so slightly. the duar, he could not imagine, except to believe it could not possibly be good. The orb wavered, seeming to be considering something known only to eldritch orbs, and then resumed its drift toward the cliff face. Jon-Tom allowed himself to relax ever so slightly.
Upon making contact with the rock the dark sphere expanded across the smooth vertical surface like a giant droplet of spreading oil. When the last of it had seeped into the stone, Jon-Tom brought the vibrant song he was playing to a rousing if dissonant conclusion that made both his furry companions cringe.
Wiping sweat from his brow, the spellsinger gestured proudly at the cliff face. "There! I told you I could do it."
Emerging from Stromagg"s shadow, Mudge warily approached the dark blot in the rock and peered-inward. ""Tis a tunnel, all right." Pushing his feathered cap back on his forehead, he eyed his friend warily. "So I suppose all we "ave to do now is stroll right on through the solid mountain?"
Jon-Tom nodded. "If everything has worked as it should, Namur Castle will lie on the other side." He drew himself up proudly. "And I"d say it"s worked, wouldn"t you?"
"Well now," Mudge muttered, argumentative to the last, "there"s right enough a big whackin" "ole in this "ere "ill. Anyone can see that. But as to whether it leads to a castle or somethin" else remains to be seen, wot?"
"Only one way to find out." Striding confidently past his friend, Jon-Tom started forward.
The spellsung tunnel was wide and high enough for Stromagg to enter without bending. Its floor was composed of smooth, clean sand. There was only one problem with the music-magicked pa.s.sageway.
It was already occupied.
Drawing his short sword, a growling, whistling Mudge started to back up. Next to him, Stromagg drew the huge mace that he carried slung across his broad back. "Oi, you"ve done it again, all right, mate. Quick, sing it closed!"
His expression falling, Jon-Tom strummed lightly on the duar as he backpedaled. "I only wanted the tunnel," he muttered to himself. "Just the tunnel."
The things that crawled and crept and slithered from the depths of the darkness had glowing red eyes and manifold sharp teeth. Multi-legged shapes with fangs, they resembled nothing in this world. Which made perfect sense, since Jon-Tom had sung them up from an entirely different world. While Mudge and Stromagg hacked and sliced, Jon-Tom tried to think of an appropriate song to send the fanged horde back to the h.e.l.l from which they had sprung.
Slashing wildly at something sporting tentacles and razor-lined suckers, the otter spared a frantic glance for his friend. The tunnel continued to vomit forth more and more of the sinister, red-eyed a.s.sa.s.sins. "Sing "em away, mate! Sing "em gone. Sing the b.l.o.o.d.y tunnel closed closed!"
"Strange." Refusing to be distracted by the conflict, Jon-Tom was preoccupied with trying to remember lyrics appropriate to resolving their suddenly desperate situation. "I could try singing the same song backward, I suppose." He did so, to no effect other than to further outrage Mudge"s ears.
Using a kick to fend off something with long incisors and three eyes, he finally did begin a second song. Mudge recognized the tune immediately. It was the same one his friend had sung moments earlier to create the tunnel.
"Are you mad, mate? We don"t need twice as many of these "orrors. We need less of "em!" Ducking with astonishing speed, he cut the legs out from an onrushing a.s.sailant that had plenty of spares.
A second surging blackness emerged from the duar, drifted past the combatants, and struck the stone barrier. A second tunnel appeared. Fending off a.s.sailants, Jon-Tom raced toward it. "Come on! This is the right one, for sure. I was just a bit off tempo the first time."
"A bit off? You"ve always been a bit off, mate!" Fighting a ferocious rear-guard action, the otter and the grizzly followed the spellsinger into the new tunnel.
Unlike the first, this one was filled with a dim, indistinct light. Floor and walls were much smoother than those of their predecessor, devoid of sand, and firmer underfoot. The walls of the tunnel looked to be made of cut instead of untouched stone: an excellent sign, Jon-Tom decided. It was exactly the sort of pa.s.sage that might lead to a hidden underground entrance underneath a castle. Certainly its dimensions were impressive.
Then they heard the roaring, growing steadily louder and coming toward them. "There!" A frantic Mudge pointed. A burning yellow eye was visible in the distance. As the roaring intensified, the fiery illumination grew brighter, washing over them.
"I think I liked the other critters better," an awed Mudge murmured.
Jon-Tom was looking around wildly. "Here, this way!" Turning to his right, he dashed up the stairs that had suddenly appeared in a side pa.s.sageway. As they climbed, they could hear the monster approaching rapidly behind them. To everyone"s great relief, it rushed past without taking notice of the intruders, keeping to the main tunnel.
"The castle must be right above us." Shifting his duar around into carrying position on his back, Jon-Tom slowed as new light appeared above them. Light, and a familiar, unthreatening noise. The sound of rain on pavement. "Probably the courtyard. Keep alert."
"Keep alert, "e says." Gripping his sword tightly, Mudge strove to peer through the brighter gloom above.
They emerged into a light rain that was falling, not on a castle courtyard, but on a narrow street. Storefronts, darkened and shuttered, were visible on the opposite side. There was no one in sight.
The otter"s sensitive nose appraised their surroundings as his sharp eyes continued to scan the darkness. "No castle this, mate. Smells bleedin" nasty, it does." He looked up at his friend. "Where the b.l.o.o.d.y "ell are we?"
"I don"t know." Thoroughly bemused, Jon-Tom walked out onto a sidewalk and turned a slow circle. "This should be Namur Castle, or at least its immediate vicinity." His eyes fell on a pair of rain-swept signs. Across the street, one hanging from an iron rod proclaimed the location of the CORK & CASTLE-PUB CORK & CASTLE-PUB. Light from within reached out into the street, as did muted sounds of polite revelry. The second sign hung above the entrance to the stairway from which they had emerged. It was a softly illuminated red-and-white circle with a single red bar running horizontally through it. The hairs on the back of his neck began to stiffen.
They had stumbled into an unsuspected path back into his own world.
III.
Sounds of casual conversation reached the three stunned travelers. Retreating to the top of the gum-spotted, urine-stained stairway, he peered back down. Two young couples were mounting the steps from the Underground, chatting and laughing about the casual inconsequentialities of a life he himself had long ago been forced to relinquish. He looked around worriedly.
"We can"t go back down this way. We"ve got to hide."
Stromagg looked baffled. "Why? More monsters come?"
"No, no. Somehow the song has opened an entrance through into my world. You and Mudge can"t be seen here. Only humans talk and make sense here."