Mallory sat in the smoking room, and threw aside a half-finished cigar. Life was indeed nauseous when tobacco turned rank on his lips.
He watched without interest the stupendous scenery whirling past the train; granite ravines, infernal grotesques of architecture and diablerie, the Giant"s Teapot, the Devil"s Slide, the Pulpit Rock, the Hanging Rock, splashes of mineral color, as if t.i.tanic paint pots had been spilled or flung against the cliffs, sudden hushes of green pine-worlds, dreary graveyards of sand and sagebrush, mountain streams in frothing panics.
His jaded soul could not respond to any of these thrillers, the dime-novels and melodramatic third-acts of Nature. But with the arrival of a train-boy, who had got on at Evanston with a batch of Salt Lake City newspapers, he woke a little.
The other men came trooping round, like sheep at a herd-boy"s whistle or chickens when a pan of grain is brought into the yard. The train "butcher" had a nasal sing-song, but his strain might have been the Pied Piper"s tune emptying Hamelin of its grown-ups. The charms of flirtation, matrimonial bliss and feminine beauty were forgotten, and the males flocked to the delights of stock-market reports, political or racing or dramatic or sporting or criminal news. Even Ashton braved the eyes of his fellow men for the luxury of burying his nose in a fresh paper.
"Papers, gents? Yes? No?" the train butcher chanted. "Salt Lake papers, Ogden papers, all the latest papers, comic papers, magazines, periodicals."
"Here, boy," said Ashton, snapping his fingers, "what"s the latest New York paper?"
"Last Sat"day"s."
"Six days old? I read that before I left New York. Well, give me that Salt Lake paper. It has yesterday"s stock market, I suppose."
"Yes, sir." He pa.s.sed over the sheet and made change, without abating his monody: "Papers, gents. Yes? No? Salt Lake pa----"
"Whash latesh from Chicago?" said Wellington.
"Monday"s."
"I read that before--that breakfast began," laughed Little Jimmie.
"Well, give me _Salt Lake Bazoo_. It has basheball news, I s"pose."
"Yes, sir," the butcher answered, and his tone grew reverent as he said: "The Giants won. Mr. Mattyson was pitching. Papers, gents, all the latest papers, magazines, periodicals."
Wedgewood extended a languid hand: "What"s the latest issue of the _London Times_?"
"Never heard of it."
Wedgewood almost fainted, and returned to his Baedeker of the United States.
Dr. Temple summoned the lad: "I don"t suppose you have the _Ypsilanti Eagle_?"
The butcher regarded him with pity, and sniffed: "I carry newspapers, not poultry."
"Well, give me the----" he saw a pink weekly of rather picturesque appearance, and the adventure attracted him. "I"ll take this--also the _Outlook_." He folded the pink within the green, and entered into a new and startling world--a sort of journalistic slumming tour.
"Give me any old thing," said Mallory, and flung open an Ogden journal till he found the sporting page, where his eyes brightened. "By jove, a ten-inning game! Matthewson in the box!"
"Mattie is most intelleckshal pitcher in the world," said Little Jimmie, and then everybody disappeared behind paper ramparts, while the butcher lingered to explain to the porter the details of the great event.
About this time, Marjorie, tired of her pretence at slumber, strolled into the observation car, glancing into the men"s room, where she saw nothing but newspapers. Then Mrs. Wellington saw her, and smiled: "Come in and make yourself at home."
"Thanks," said Marjorie, bashfully, "I was looking for my--my----"
"Husband?"
"My dog."
"How is he this morning?"
"My dog?"
"Your husband."
"Oh, he"s as well as could be expected."
"Where did you get that love of a waist?" Mrs. Wellington laughed.
"Mrs. Temple lent it to me. Isn"t it sweet?"
"Exquisite! The latest Ypsilanti mode."
Marjorie, suffering almost more acutely from being badly frocked than from being duped in her matrimonial hopes, threw herself on Mrs.
Wellington"s mercy.
"I"m so unhappy in this. Couldn"t you lend me or sell me something a little smarter?"
"I"d love to, my dear," said Mrs. Wellington, "but I left home on short notice myself. I shall need all my divorce trousseau in Reno.
Otherwise--I--but here"s your husband. You two ought to have some place to spoon. I"ll leave you this whole room."
And she swept out, nodding to Mallory, who had divined Marjorie"s presence, and felt the need of being near her, though he also felt the need of finishing the story of the great ball game. Husband-like, he felt that he was conferring sufficient courtesy in throwing a casual smile across the top of the paper.
Marjorie studied his motley garb, and her own, and groaned:
"We"re a sweet looking pair, aren"t we?"
"Mr. and Miss Fit," said Mallory, from behind the paper.
"Oh, Harry, has your love grown cold?" she pleaded.
"Marjorie, how can you think such a thing?" still from behind the paper.
"Well, Mrs. Wellington said we ought to have some place to spoon, and she went away and left us, and--there you stand--and----"
This pierced even the baseball news, and he threw his arms around her with glow of devotion.
She snuggled closer, and cooed: "Aren"t we having a nice long engagement? We"ve traveled a million miles, and the preacher isn"t in sight yet. What have you been reading--wedding announcements?"
"No--I was reading about the most wonderful exhibition. Mattie was in the box--and in perfect form."
"Mattie?" Marjorie gasped uneasily.
"Mattie!" he raved, "and in perfect form."
And now the hidden serpent of jealousy, which promised to enliven their future, lifted its head for the first time, and Mallory caught his first glimpse of an unsuspected member of their household.
Marjorie demanded with an ominous chill: