Mallory mumbled an apology and hurried on, just overhearing his victim"s sigh:
"Such is fame!"
He saw two or three other clerical persons in that car, but feared to touch their shoulders. One man in the last seat held him specially, and he hid in the turn of the corridor, in the hope of eavesdropping some clue. This man was bent and scholastic of appearance, and wore heavy spectacles and a heavy beard, which Mallory took for a guaranty that he was not another actor. And he was reading what appeared to be printer"s proofs. Mallory felt certain that they were a volume of sermons. He lingered timorously in the environs for some time before the man spoke at all to the dreary-looking woman at his side. Then the stranger spoke. And this is what he said and read:
"I fancy this will make the bigots sit up and take notice, mother: "If there ever was a person named Moses, it is certain, from the writings ascribed to him, that he disbelieved the Egyptian theory of a life after death, and combated it as a heathenish superst.i.tion. The Judaic idea of a future existence was undoubtedly acquired from the a.s.syrians, during the captivity.""
He doubtless read much more, but Mallory fled to the next car. There he found a man in a frock coat talking solemnly to another of equal solemnity. The seat next them was unoccupied, and Mallory dropped into it, perking his ears backward for news.
"Was you ever in Moline?" one voice asked.
"Was I?" the other muttered. "Wasn"t I run out of there by one of my audiences. I was givin" hypnotic demonstrations, and I had a run-in with one of my "horses," and he done me dirt. Right in the midst of one of his cataleptic trances, he got down from the chairs where I had stretched him out and hollered: "He"s a b.u.m faker, gents, and owes me two weeks" pay." Thank Gawd, there was a back door openin" on a dark alley leadin" to the switch yard. I caught a caboose just as a freight train was pullin" out."
Mallory could hardly get strength to rise and continue his search. On his way forward he met the conductor, crossing a vestibule between cars. A happy thought occurred to Mallory. He said:
"Excuse me, but have you any preachers on board?"
"None so far."
"Are you sure?"
"Positive."
"How can you tell?"
"Well, if a grown man offers me a half-fare ticket, I guess that"s a pretty good sign, ain"t it?"
Mallory guessed that it was, and turned back, hopeless and helpless.
CHAPTER XIII
HOSTILITIES BEGIN
During Mallory"s absence, Marjorie had met with a little adventure of her own. Ira Lathrop finished his re-encounter with Anne Gattle shortly after Mallory set out stalking clergymen. In the mingled confusion of finding his one romantic flame still glowing on a vestal altar, and of shocking her with an escape of profanity, he backed away from her presence, and sank into his own berth.
He realized that he was not alone. Somebody was alongside. He turned to find the great tear-sprent eyes of Marjorie staring at him. He rose with a recrudescence of his woman-hating wrath, and dashing up the aisle, found the porter just returning from the baggage car. He seized the black factotum and growled:
"Say, porter, there"s a woman in my berth."
The porter chuckled, incredulous:
"Woman in yo" berth!"
"Yes--get her out."
"Ya.s.sah," the porter nodded, and advanced on Marjorie with a gentle, ""Scuse me, missus--ye" berth is numba one."
"I don"t care," snapped Marjorie, "I won"t take it."
"But this un belongs to that gentleman."
"He can have mine--ours--Mr. Mallory"s," cried Marjorie, pointing to the white-ribboned tent in the farther end of the car. Then she gripped the arms of the seat, as if defying eviction. The porter stared at her in helpless chagrin. Then he shuffled back and murmured: "I reckon you"d betta put her out."
Lathrop withered the coward with one contemptuous look, and strode down the aisle with a determined grimness. He took his ticket from his pocket as a clinching proof of his t.i.tle, and thrust it out at Marjorie. She gave it one indifferent glance, and then her eyes and mouth puckered, as if she had munched a green persimmon, and a long low wail like a distant engine-whistle, stole from her lips. Ira Lathrop stared at her in blank wrath, doddered irresolutely, and roared:
"Agh, let her have it!"
The porter smiled triumphantly, and said: "She says you kin have her berth." He pointed at the bridal arbor. Lathrop almost exploded at the idea.
Now he felt a hand on his shoulder, and turned to see Little Jimmie Wellington emerging from his berth with an enormous smile:
"Say, Pop, have you seen lovely rice-trap? Stick around till she flops."
But Lathrop flung away to the smoking room. Little Jimmie turned to the jovial negro:
"Porter, porter."
"I"m right by you."
"What time d"you say we get to Reno?"
"Mawnin" of the fo"th day, sah."
"Well, call me just before we roll in."
And he rolled in. His last words floated down the aisle and met Mrs.
Little Jimmie Wellington just returning from the Women"s Room, where she had sought nepenthe in more than one of her exquisite little cigars. The familiar voice, familiarly bibulous, smote her ear with amazement. She beckoned the porter to her anxiously.
"Porter! Porter! Do you know the name of the man who just hurried in?"
"No"m," said the porter. "I reckon he"s so broken up he ain"t got any name left."
"It couldn"t be," Mrs. Jimmie mused.
"Things can be sometimes," said the porter.
"You may make up my berth now," said Mrs. Wellington, forgetting that Anne Gattle was still there. Mrs. Wellington hastened to apologize, and begged her to stay, but the spinster wanted to be far away from the disturbing atmosphere of divorce. She was dreaming already with her eyes open, and she sank into number six in a lotus-eater"s reverie.
Mrs. Wellington gathered certain things together and took up her handbag, to return to the Women"s Room, just as Mrs. Whitcomb came forth from the curtains of her own berth, where she had made certain preliminaries to disrobing, and put on a light, decidedly negligee negligee.
The two women collided in the aisle, whirled on one another, as women do when they jostle, recognized each other with wild stares of amazement, set their teeth, and made a simultaneous dash along the corridor, shoulder wrestling with shoulder. They reached the door marked "Women" at the same instant, and as neither would have dreamed of offering the other a courtesy, they squeezed through together in a Kilkenny jumble.