"What good times men have. They"ve formed a club in there already. We women can only sit around and hate each other."
"Why, I don"t hate anybody, do you?" Mrs. Temple exclaimed, looking up from the novel she had found on the book shelves. Mrs. Wellington dropped into the next chair:
"On a long railroad journey I hate everybody. Don"t you hate long journeys?"
"It"s the first I ever took," Mrs. Temple apologized, radiantly, "And I"m having the--what my oldest boy would call the time of my life. And dear Walter--such goings on for him! A few minutes ago I strolled by the door and I saw him playing cards with a stranger, and smoking and drinking, too, all at once."
"Boys will be boys," said Mrs. Wellington.
"But for Dr. Temple of all people----"
"Why shouldn"t a doctor? It"s a shame the way men have everything.
Think of it, a special smoking room. And women have no place to take a puff except on the sly."
Mrs. Temple stared at her in awe: "The woman in this book smokes!--perfumed things!"
"All women smoke nowadays," said Mrs. Wellington, carelessly. "Don"t you?"
The politest thing Mrs. Temple could think of in answer was: "Not yet."
"Really!" said Mrs. Wellington, "Don"t you like tobacco?"
"I never tried it."
"It"s time you did. I smoke cigars myself."
Mrs. Temple almost collapsed at this double shock: "Ci--cigars?"
"Yes; cigarettes are too strong for me; will you try one of my pets?"
Mrs. Temple was about to express her repugnance at the thought, but Mrs. Wellington thrust before her a portfolio in which nestled such dainty shapes of such a warm and winsome brown, that Mrs. Temple paused to stare, and, like Mother Eve, found the fruit of knowledge too interesting once seen to reject with scorn. She hung over the cigar case in hesitant excitement one moment too long. Then she said in a trembling voice: "I--I should like to try once--just to see what it"s like. But there"s no place."
Mrs. Wellington felt that she had already made a proselyte to her own beloved vice, and she rushed her victim to the precipice: "There"s the observation platform, my dear. Come on out."
Mrs. Temple was shivering with dismay at the dreadful deed: "What would they say in Ypsilanti?"
"What do you care? Be a sport. Your husband smokes. If it"s right for him, why not for you?"
Mrs. Temple set her teeth and crossed the Rubicon with a resolute "I will!"
Mrs. Wellington led the timid neophyte along the wavering floor of the car and flung back the door of the observation car. She found Ira Lathrop holding Anne Gattle"s hand and evidently explaining something of great importance, for their heads were close together. They rose and with abashed faces and confused mumblings of half swallowed explanations, left the platform to Mrs. Wellington and her new pupil.
Shortly afterward Little Jimmie Wellington grew restive and set out for a brief const.i.tutional and a breath of air. He carried a siphon to which he had become greatly attached, and made heavy going of the observation room, but reached the door in fairly good order. He swung it open and brought in with it the pale and wavering ghost of Mrs.
Temple, who had been leaning against it for much-needed support.
Wellington was stupefied to observe smoke pouring round Mrs. Temple"s form, and he resolved to perform a great life-saving feat. He decided that the poor little woman was on fire and he poised the siphon like a fire extinguisher, with the n.o.ble intention of putting her out.
He pressed the handle, and a stream of vichy shot from the nozzle.
Fortunately, his aim was so very wobbly that none of the extinguisher touched Mrs. Temple.
Wellington was about to play the siphon at her again when he saw her take from her lips a toy cigar and emit a stream of cough-shaken smoke. The poor little experimentalist was too wretched to notice even so large a menace as Wellington. She threw the cigar away and gasped:
"I think I"ve had enough."
From the platform came a voice very well known to Little Jimmie. It said: "You"ll like the second one better."
Mrs. Temple shuddered at the thought, but Wellington drew himself up majestically and called out:
"Like second one better, eh? I suppozhe it"s the same way with husbandsh."
Then he stalked back to the smoking room, feeling that he had annihilated his wife, but knowing from experience that she always had a come-back. He knew it would be good, but he was afraid to hear it.
He rolled into the smoking room, and sprawling across Doctor Temple"s shoulders, dragged him from the midst of a highly improper story with alarming news.
"Doc., your wife looks kind o" seedy. Better go to her at once."
Dr. Temple leaped to his feet and ran to his wife"s aid. He found her a dismal, ashen sight.
"Sally! What on earth ails you?"
"Been smok-oking," she hiccoughed.
The world seemed to be crashing round Dr. Temple"s head. He could only gurgle, "Sally!"
Mrs. Temple drew herself up with weak defiance: "Well, I saw you playing cards and drinking."
In the presence of such innocent deviltry he could only smile: "Aren"t we having an exciting vacation? But to think of you smoking!--and a cigar!"
She tossed her head in pride. "And it didn"t make me sick--much." She clutched a chair. He tried to support her. He could not help pondering: "What would they say in Yp-hip-silanti?"
"Who cares?" she laughed. "I--I wish the old train wouldn"t rock so."
"I--I"ve smoked too much, too," said Dr. Temple with perfect truth, but Mrs. Temple, remembering that long gla.s.s she had seen, narrowed her eyes at him: "Are you sure it was the smoke?"
"Sally!" he cried, in abject horror at her implied suspicion.
Then she turned a pale green. "Oh, I feel such a qualm."
"In your conscience, Sally?"
"No, not in my conscience. I think I"ll go back to my berth and lie down."
"Let me help you, Mother."
And Darby and Joan hurried along the corridor, crowding it as they were crowding their vacation with belated experience.