Extraordinary Genius
Chapter 809 - Little Nephew
"Uncle, Uncle, tell me a story."
Feng Yu"s nephew, Li Zhixing, was already 5years old. It was currently his kindergarten"s school break, and he was at homeevery day. He was at the age where he got boundless energy and curiosity. LiShiqiang"s parents were reluctant to discipline him, and as a result, thislittle kid was very mischievous and…… irritating!
After Feng Yu returned home, this littlebrat had been pestering him. He kept asking Feng Yu to bring him out or tellhim stories. It was fine for Feng Yu to tell him stories. But he does notlisten to Feng Yu"s stories without asking a ton of questions!
"You want me to bring you out to build asnowman?"
"Building snowman is so boring. The snowmanyou build will collapse with one kick. It is not st.u.r.dy at all!" Little nephewreplied.
Alright… To this brat, snowmen are forkicking!
"Want to play video games?"
"Feng Yu, he is not allowed to play videogames!" Feng Yu"s sister, who was cooking in the kitchen, shouted.
"Fine. Let me read you a story. But youmust not interrupt me." Feng Yu let his little nephew sit beside him whilethinking of what story to tell him.
"You must not lie to me. I have heard of alot of stories. I want to hear something different." Little Nephew replied.
"No problem. I will tell you a new storywhich you have never heard before. Let me tell you a story about Calabash VsUltraman."
Feng Yu was not interested in telling hisnephew a long story. If not, this little brat will pester him over the next fewdays for the rest of stories. If Feng Yu still refuses to finish his story, LiZhixing would complain to Feng Yu"s parents!
This little brat knew how to fake cry! FengYu did not know about this in the past until he was almost beaten up by hisfather.
That"s why Feng Yu chose to make up someshort stories to entertain his nephew!
"Uncle, why did Calabash fight withUltraman? Calabash is from China, and Ultraman is not."
"They are staying not far away from eachother. They can take a plane and fly over. Also, Ultraman can fly."
"But Calabash is from the olden days. Theystill do not have airplanes!"
"Calabash lived from the olden days untilnow. You should have no more questions now."
"Then who is the good guy?"
Feng Yu was at a loss of words. Why doesthis brat have so many questions?!
"Do you want to listen to the story or not?If you don"t want to listen, I will not tell you!"
"Fine. Just tell me the story since I havenothing to do now."
Feng Yu was speechless. This little bratwas making use of him to waste time!
"… … Then Ultraman used his laser beam. Pi…Pi… Pi… and Calabash dodged the beam and spewed out a magic fire that burnedUltraman to death. Alright. This is the end of the story." Feng Yu was pleasedwith his story.
"No. That"s not right. Ultraman is fromouter s.p.a.ce. How can he be afraid of fire?"
"It is because Calabash"s magic fire isspecial and is hotter than normal fire."
"What is magic fire make of?"
How the h.e.l.l do I know what it is made of?I have only heard of magic fire. No one ever says what it is make from! Why doyou have so many questions? Just listen to the G.o.dd.a.m.n story and stop pickingon it!
Feng Yu had finally met his match. He canhandle politicians, businessmen, scientists, engineers, etc. But why can"t hehandle this little brat?
"Ah, dinner is ready. Let"s go and wash ourhands for dinner."
Li Zhixing stood on a stool and washed hishands. He turned around and asked: "Uncle, you still have not told me whatmagic fire is make of, and why can the fire kill Ultraman."
Feng Yu heard the door opening and wasoverjoyed. "Quick, your father is back. Let"s go out to receive him.
Feng Yu sighed in relieved when he saw hisnephew run out. He wonders if this little brat also has so many questions atschool. His kindergarten teacher should go crazy from his endless questions.
"Xiao Feng, don"t you think children arecute? Hurry up and get married to Li Na and have a kid." Li Shiqiang wascarrying Li Zhixing as he said this.
"Haha……"
Cute? I don"t see any cuteness in them.
Feng Yu tried to play Lego with Li Zhixing,but he threw the Lego blocks all over the place. Feng Yu brought him out tobuild a snowman, but he kicked it over. Tell him a story, and he will haveendless questions!
But Feng Yu noticed that this little bratwas well behaved most of the time. Could it be that he only acts this way whenhe is with Feng Yu?
Feng Yu has no experience with kids.
During dinner, Li Zhixing was very quiet.He finishes all his food, leaving not a single grain of rice.
Feng Yu felt what he saw in the morning wasan illusion. But very soon, Feng Yu was dragged back to reality.
"Uncle, I have finish eating. Can you tellme another story?"
"Ah? I still have not finished. You go andtake a nap first."
"My mum said I cannot take naps after food.Tell me a story."
"Go and play by yourself first. I will tellyou a story after I finish eating."
"But there is no more food in your bowl.You even put down your chopsticks."
Kids are so smart nowadays?!
"Alright. I will tell you a story aboutUltraman vs Transformer." This time, both characters are from outer s.p.a.ce. Thisshould not be a problem.
"Uncle, you still have not finished theprevious story. What is magic fire make of?"
Why is this kid still asking about magicfire?!
"How about I bring you out to buy sometoys? I will bring you to the Hypermarket. There are lots of toys there. Youcan pick whatever you want!"
"Can I have a toy car?"
"No problem. What sort of cars do youwant?"
Feng Yu regretted after he asked thisquestion. This little brat immediately gave Feng Yu a headache.
"I want a car, exactly the same as mydad"s." Li Zhixing replied excitedly.
"That is not a toy. You cannot drive thattype of car."
"You can build it smaller. Cannot? I knewit. Grandma is lying to me. Uncle does not know anything."
Huh? d.a.m.n! This kid also knows how to saythese things? You think I will fall for it? You are right!
"You just wait. I will give you a toy carthat you like before Lunar New Year."
"A car that can be driven?"
"You can surely drive it!" Feng Yu does notbelieve that his vast automobile factory cannot build a toy car.
Asking the engineers to build a toy car isan abuse of power. But who dares to say anything?
"Uncle will get someone to build a car foryou."
"Wait. I have a drawing with me. You mustbuild it according to my drawing."
Feng Yu looked at the crayon drawing of acar and was speechless. This brat had even prepared the design of the car. Hehad planned for this to happen? No wonder he seems so impatient today. He didthis on purpose!
Fine… I will not disappoint you! But afteryou got your toy car and continue to pester me, I will not let you off!
Translator"s notes:
Calabash Brothers