What was this? Did everybody in Karenta know I don"t get along with horses?
Probably everybody who"s already fallen under the sway of those monsters did. They gossiped behind my back. Those strange people who actually like the beasts probably understand what they"re saying, somehow.
I grumbled, "Point me toward the old plodders."
"If that"s what you want. Personally, I"d rather have something that could get up some speed if we ran into those centaurs."
"What?"
"There"s a large band of centaurs in the area. On the move. Just as you told us. The colonel has patrols out looking for them." Mr. Nagit sounded like he begrudged having to say anything positive about Theverly. "The patrols haven"t been able to pin them down. They"re doing better watching us than we"re doing finding them."
I made masculine noises. "As long as we know where they"re not."
"Luck won"t love you forever, Garrett. Pick a good horse."
Seemed to me luck wanted a trial separation already. "All right. I"ll go to the library and wait when I"m done. Don"t forget to see the boss."
"I"d like to. I"ve got troubles enough without having to hold his hand and run his errands."
Dang me. Sounded like there was disillusionment in paradise. "What"s going on?"
"Besides the centaurs? I"ve got another dead man. I"ve got a missing man. And I"ve got a man missing a limb. I"ve got livestock scattered everywhere. I"ve got berserk thunder lizards staggering around biting everything that moves-including each other. And I"ve got a self-proclaimed hero-of-the-soldiers colonel who"s completely indifferent to all those problems."
I lifted an eyebrow high. That works differently when you show it to a man. "What happened?" In a tone hopefully dripping empathy.
"The s.h.i.tstorm started last night when Venable"s pets went crazy. They spooked the cattle and sheep, went after each other, tore up Venable"s other arm when he tried to get them under control, and killed somebody, apparently an outsider, who"s torn up too badly to identify. Tollie was missing this morning but the corpse isn"t him because the dead man was shorter, fatter, and older than the kid. I say the dead man must be a stranger because none of the other men are missing."
"And Venable"s pets only attack strangers."
"Says Venable."
"Even this morning?"
"Even this morning. He claims they had to be poisoned or ensorcelled. Which is a troubling notion, too. And Theverly could care less about that, either. I"m not a man who swears much, Mr. Garrett, but I do wish this s.h.i.t would come to an end and we could concentrate on our mission."
I asked several professionally oriented questions, all of which had occurred to Mr. Nagit and none of which had yet generated conclusive answers. He grumbled, "None of that matters anymore because right now I"ve got no greater mission than to go get orders to join you in your adventures, probably mainly so I can bang you over the head if you manage to irritate the boss or his honey."
"I detect a note of disaffection, perhaps complicated by a dollop of cynicism."
"Not a note, Mr. Garrett. A whole d.a.m.ned opera. I"d leave if there was anywhere better to go. But where? Bondurant Altoona? Arnes Mingle? The sad part is, this, here, is as good as it gets. Parker! I need you."
Mr. Nagit drafted Parker to help me with a mount, then stalked off. I started my search. I looked each beast directly in the eye, hunting for fast and strong but stupid enough to have no intellect left over for malice. Reluctantly, I made a choice and had her prepared.
On my way I encountered Mr. Nagit"s favorite colonel, Moches Theverly. Evidently Theverly didn"t remember that we"d served together in the islands. At least he didn"t seem inclined to drop everything and rehash old times. He didn"t seem inclined to acknowledge my existence. And that was fine with me. There might come a moment when I didn"t want him to recall who I was.
I noticed that he still surrounded himself with the same cronies he"d had years ago. And still projected the same air of immense competence. And still bore the scars of the wounds that had gotten him pulled out just before the big Venageti hammer came down on those of us who stayed behind.
I studied him while I had the chance and soon decided that he probably didn"t signify in anything that was going on with me. He was just somebody who happened to be around, an actor who walked across the stage.
I amused myself sorting books and s.n.a.t.c.hing peeks at anything that sounded intriguing until, after a much longer delay than I expected, Mr. Nagit showed up with a selection of personal weaponry and a change of clothing I didn"t find quite suitable. "A uniform?" I complained.
"It"s all that"s available." That amused Nagit. No doubt he"d conspired to contrive a shortage of more normal apparel.
"Don"t get the idea that because I"m wearing the suit I"m one of the troops. Next time I enlist I plan to start my career as a general."
"And work your way to the bottom, I suppose. Listen, Garrett. The Call wouldn"t take you in if you did want to join. You"re one big old tangle of unanswered questions and n.o.body wants to bother digging."
And just a few days ago everybody in the rights racket wanted to sign me on, for the full nightmare. When I still had a nonhuman partner and friends of questionable ethnic purity. I must"ve stopped being the ideal recruit while I was looking the other way.
Maybe Black Dragon Valsung still wanted me. Or Brotherhood Of The Wolf. We could let bygones be bygones. Couldn"t we?
As I dressed I chewed on the sour certainty that my position had been marginalized all along, by everyone. They"d all wanted me to poke hornets" nests somewhere else but hadn"t wanted me getting intimate with their own schemes. I was a ball bouncing randomly off any number of walls. No more than what Morley would call a finagle or a confusion factor. A bee annoying everybody.
"Not a bad fit," I said, checking over each shoulder. "The styling is a little too army but I do look almost dashing."
"The ladies will swoon." Mr. Nagit fought a smile.
I asked, "You ever see Glory Mooncalled?"
"What?" I"d startled him with the sudden shift. "No, I don"t know anybody who has. Why?"
"I just wondered. I used to have a partner. He practically worshipped Glory Mooncalled. Because of his irreverent att.i.tude." Though I couldn"t imagine how someone could be more establishmentarian than a Loghyr gone sedentary. For folks like that revolution or change were not Good Things.
"Used to be a lot of that going around. You don"t hear much of it anymore. Suppose we get this circus rolling? The sooner we handle it the sooner I come back home."
"I"m ready." I looked myself over again. I wasn"t pleased. I looked like one of the boys. I hoped that didn"t confuse me or anyone else.
Tama Montezuma was in the hallway talking to somebody when we left the library. The guy scowled at us. Mr. Nagit glared back. I paid the man no mind because Tama turned on the heat and made herself the focus of my existence. "Garrett? Look at you. Why"d they ever let you out of uniform?" The guy she was with sidled off past Mr. Nagit, plainly unhappy that anyone else was getting Miss Montezuma"s attention. Men are that way. We can"t help it.
Tama"s eyes seemed twice as big as normal. What a case! Every woman I ran into seemed determined to fry my brain.
Mr. Nagit said, "Garrett."
"Uh. Yeah." He was Marengo"s right hand. "Sorry, Miss Montezuma. Got to run. Work to do."
She smiled a smile both promising and predatory, moved on down the hall.
I just couldn"t imagine where Tinnie got the idea that Tama was bony. "Whew!" I said.
Mr. Nagit agreed. "Yeah. What was that all about?"
When Tinnie was with me he"d seemed a normal, red-blooded Karentine sort of guy. "What?"
"That woman doesn"t take a deep breath unless it has something to do with her meal ticket. And she just took you over the jumps."
"My ego can"t handle it."
"Huh?"
"She wants to throw the boss over for me."
"Exactly. I thought she seemed extremely nervous."
Were we speaking the same language?
When we stepped out of the house I checked to see what the clouds were doing. My earlier expectations wouldn"t be disappointed. Rain was coming. A real disappointment stood closer to hand. The horse I"d chosen now looked terribly ferocious for a swaybacked mare almost my own age. And then there were the dozen guys in freecorps outfits all looking like they were headed for the parade ground. I did a quick, paranoid scan of armbands, making sure n.o.boby was dumb enough to wear his Brotherhood Of The Wolf allegiance on his sleeve.
"Is this necessary?"
"Somebody has to run messages. And those unfriendly centaurs are still out there."
Unfriendly to you, fellow.
I felt vulnerable despite having acquired a cutlery sampler.
Something slammed down on my shoulder. For an instant I thought an ogre had jumped me from behind, but when I turned my head I found myself beak to beak with the G.o.dd.a.m.n Parrot. "d.a.m.n! I thought I lost you for good." I told Mr. Nagit, "You know, these things live a really long time. Someday you"re going to want to have a family. Think how much fun your kids could have with their own talking bird."
"I wouldn"t deprive your own future scions of the opportunity to enjoy such a wonderful experience." He laughed.
Him and his pals found my plight entertaining. Not one of them wanted his own talking shoulder ornament, no matter how dashing the look. I gathered my dignity and mounted up, getting it right way forward first try. I mouthed the notes of the trumpet call for charge and off we rode. A three-legged centaur would"ve had no trouble running me down.
97.
Gilbey didn"t like my idea even a little. "We don"t want any more trouble here, Max."
The Old Man turned the letter Mr. Nagit had given him, as though Marengo might have scribbled a secret postscript on its blank side. He saw only what I saw, which was the North English seal. "We"ll do it, Manvil." He turned the letter again. Whatever North English"s message, it made a difference; but it left his old friend Max puzzled. North English"s word obviously was gold to Weider. "Clear the great hall again." Wan smile. "Let this young gentleman"s friends help." That was a subtle dismissal of Nagit and Gilbey both.
"Will this work, Garrett?"
"I don"t know. My record hasn"t been outstanding lately."
"No. It hasn"t. On the other hand, most of our troubles could"ve been avoided if we"d listened to you in the first place. I understand that you"re handicapped by the head start I allowed evil. But who could believe that such things might happen?" The latter he directed toward himself.
"North English will send in freecorps people he trusts. I a.s.sume you trust him. But, even so, I intend to bring in friends of my own."
"Whatever you think of the man, Garrett, he"s my friend."
I confessed, "I do see him through different eyes. I"ll also bring in some Guards people that Colonel Block trusts. Everybody can watch everybody. It"ll be like party night at the pickpockets" hall."
Wan smile. "You missed the funerals."
"You had them already?" Of course he had. It was summertime.
"This morning. Early."
"I"m sorry. n.o.body told me. I would"ve been there."
"No matter. You were doing the work of the Lord. I hope."
Max wasn"t demonstratively religious but he did belong to one of the old-time h.e.l.lfire and brimstone, rip off an arm for a finger and a head for an eye type of cults. Because of Hannah"s incapacity he"d gradually lost interest in the workaday details of brewing the world"s best beers. He remained the grand lord of the brewery with the final say about everything but he had abandoned the detail management to Ty and the brewmasters. I feared Hannah"s pa.s.sing might cause him to turn away from the business altogether and possibly even from life.
"Vengeance is mine."
"Can you pull it together by tomorrow?"
"I can." But I"d be one tired boy when I was done.
"Good. You"d better get started."
Now I was being dismissed.
As I opened the study door, Max said, "Lose the uniform, Garrett. If you"re going to be roaming around alone, you don"t want to ask for more trouble."
Max was right.
The comings and goings of freecorps messengers got noticed. The news spread at the speed of rumor. Tension soon filled the streets. Tempers grew shorter fast.
I had arrangements of my own to make. I couldn"t use Nagit"s men or brewery hands to complete them.
My proud destrier and I put on the miles.
I visited The Palms. Morley told me he could make it and he suspected that Puddle and Sarge and a few of the boys wouldn"t mind a party, either. I left a message for Belinda, which Dotes promised to have delivered. Then I dropped in on Playmate, who not only was available and willing but saved me several hours by knowing where Saucerhead Tharpe was holed up. I then swooped down on Heaven"s Gate where I talked to Trail and Storey and Miss Trim and, unfortunately, Medford Shale. Since I didn"t have a keg under either arm or any treats for Shale any welcome was less than enthusiastic.
Shale could just keep on wondering why n.o.body came to visit him.
My weather-prediction skills proved acute. It was late afternoon when I went to see Saucerhead. It was raining. At times the downpour turned unseasonably ferocious.
Through everything the G.o.dd.a.m.n Parrot never made a sound. That critter had to be trying to spook me out. Not that I missed the old, foul-beaked Mr. Big. Not even a little.
"Playmate"s in. Morley"s in," I told Tharpe, who wanted convincing. "The Dead Man might be in. If I can find him. And I particularly need you in. I don"t think I can make it all happen without you." Of course I could. But everyone wants to be wanted, Saucerhead more so than most. And I had some special requests, each of which I explained carefully.
The big guy grumbled, "Gonna be a major pain, Garrett. That"s a lot of work."
"You got something else going?" In the past he"d always had a good work ethic.
"Not really. Winger had an idea about-"
"You"ve got to get away from her, man. You ever notice how she she never gets hurt in any of her schemes?" never gets hurt in any of her schemes?"