"You left out Shale and his pals?"
Mr. Thorpe and Miss Winger, too. This is neither a reunion nor a rogue"s ball.
What was it, then? "Is Morley coming?"
I believe Mr. Dotes is arriving now. believe Mr. Dotes is arriving now.
Somebody banged on the door. Dean responded. Evidently he was so excited by the challenge of managing a real dinner that he was willing to a.s.sume his other duties without quarrel.
"Why?" I asked. I wanted the Dead Man"s plan. He was up to something.
"Not much to do around The Palms," Morley said from the doorway. "Things are slow. n.o.body wants to come out while that"s going on." He inclined his head toward the street. The racket raised by a really bad marching band was winkling rotten mortar out of old masonry for half a mile around.
The less disciplined and crazier rightsist gangs were attempting to cash in on recent embarra.s.sments suffered by Marengo North English and The Call. They were everywhere, day and night, often armed, usually in the biggest crowds they could muster, trying to appeal to the disenchantment swamping North English"s troops.
In the short run the rightsist movement was on a roll. As the faintest of heart of the Other Races. .h.i.t the road their stronger cousins became more cautious. Fringe rightsists were making themselves ever more menacing by riding the crest of a wave of fear not ameliorated by the relative restraint characteristic of The Call. But they were just more public, not more numerous. I thought the absence of The Call from the streets would hasten the collapse of the more marginal, radical, crazy factions. Without the image of The Call they couldn"t maintain a credible camouflage of respectability, rationality, and patriotism. I was sure their popular support would evaporate.
I expected the whole rightsist mess to collapse within a few months. And I hoped recent emotional shocks were enough to keep Marengo North English from pulling himself together before it was too late to keep his curdle-brained brother idealists from stumbling over the precipice of chaos.
It amazed me that n.o.body agreed with me. Even the Dead Man seemed convinced that the madness could only feed upon itself and grow worse-instead of eating itself up.
The Other Races-those who hadn"t yet run for the boondocks-contributed to the misapprehension with their bickering and finger-pointing. I"d bet Bondurant Altoona and his cronies were feeling pretty c.o.c.ky about their chances of replacing The Call as the flagship goof troop. But all that would change. If I was right.
Strange thing is, the streets are actually safer today then ever before during my lifetime. Bizarre but true. Only the stupidest, craziest, most desperate crooks try anything with dedicated rightsists everywhere, making sure the rest of us humans live up to their righteous standards.
109.
"Anybody remember to invite Pular Singe?" Morley asked. He couldn"t resist a smirk. Like it was all my fault that the ratgirl had outsmarted us.
"I didn"t invite anybody to anything," I grumped. "I don"t have anything to do with this. Whatever this might be. It"s the chubby guy"s shindig. I just live here. I just own the place. I"m going to go up and take a nap while you all party."
Miss Pular has been invited.
"That must"ve been some trick." He was chairbound and could get word to her when I couldn"t dig up anybody even willing to admit knowing her name during my infrequent outings? "She wouldn"t come here."
"She"ll be here," Morley crowed. "Count on it."
Which meant he was in on the Dead Man"s scheme. Whatever that was. "She isn"t your average rat, Morley. You couldn"t trick her that easily. Anyway, we don"t know that she had any luck robbing Tama Montezuma." And outstanding luck that would"ve had to be. Tama Montezuma was older, smarter, stronger, more experienced, harder and deadlier than the baddest ratperson around.
The hunt for the missing mistress was one undertaking The Call had not deferred. Marengo"s snoops were everywhere. He had told them Tama had been the spy responsible for the failure of the Cleansing. And I would be amazed in the extreme to learn that he was wrong. Although sabotaging the Cleansing might not have been her primary purpose, she would"ve had to keep her changer allies posted and they would"ve jumped at the chance to embarra.s.s The Call.
Morley showed me more pointy teeth than might one of Venable"s babies after deciding that I"d make a nice snack. I knew Dotes meant to mention how disappointed Tinnie and Dean would be once I revealed my new infatuation with Singe. But he restrained himself. So I would owe a moment of charity when I got even for the G.o.dd.a.m.n Parrot.
Dotes said, "She is smart, Garrett. You"re right. And she"s as cunning as a rat. But we"ve both had ample opportunity to discover that brilliance alone won"t protect you from what you don"t know. And what Pular Singe doesn"t know is that the rumors she"s been hearing are pure fairy dust."
"What rumors? How"s she going to hear any rumors if she"s hiding from Reliance?"
"Oh, we"re counting on her being underground. If she is, she can"t check out the stories."
"What makes me think something has been going on behind my back?"
Intuition tempered by experience?
"You"re behind this? What"re you trying to do to me, Old Bones?"
Make you rich? Right after we save you from your dread, terminal disease, of course.
"Ask a foolish question. What disease? I"m healthy as a horse-No, healthy as something decent and sane. A randy thunder lizard, maybe."
No one outside this house knows that. You have not been seen since the day you bearded Mistress Cardonlos.
"She"ll come because she worships you, Garrett," Morley said, still wrestling with inner mirth. "She"ll come because she won"t be able to miss the opportunity to say good-bye. She"ll come because, despite what she"s heard, she doesn"t really believe in this glob of carrion you call a partner."
"I don"t call him a partner. He does. Far as I"m concerned, he"s just-"
In the meantime Morley said, "Gleep!" and leapt into the air, goosed by the glob of carrion. He didn"t come down. The glob was not amused.
I grinned some, enjoying his predicament. I wondered if I could get him to take the G.o.dd.a.m.n Parrot back in return for my good offices in getting his feet turned back around below his head and maybe even on the ground. "Chuckles, I don"t have a clue what you expect to accomplish tonight. Sounds like you"ve been spreading rumors that I"m dying. If I"m that sick, why do I want a bunch of people cluttering up the place?"
"You want to say good-bye," Morley said. Hanging bottom up from the ceiling like some kind of pretty-boy bat evidently didn"t bother him much. "So you"ve asked some of the important people in your life to come visit one last time."
"The pain and despair must be overwhelming me. I can"t remember why I"d invite Marengo North English and Lieutenant Nagit but not Saucerhead and Winger and Playmate."
All my minds will be employed fully. I will have no attention left to monitor and prevent Miss Winger"s miscreances. Nor did it seem likely that invitations to your real friends would attract nearly so much attention.
"Which maybe tells you something about the crowd you hang with, Garrett."
"A crowd that includes you, old buddy. Speaking of hanging around. Keep him up there, Chuckles. Dean, see if you can find a stick. We"ll let Morley be the pinata for this soiree."
Dean had just come in with a disreputable-looking pair of chairs he must have found in an alley. He considered Morley. "I believe I saw something suitable in the cellar while I was recovering these chairs." For once in his cranky old life he agreed with me.
Dean, our other guests will begin arriving shortly. Garrett, play along for the time being.
Morley turned over and drifted to the floor. "You should"ve let him have an extra gallon of beer last night. A hangover might help. Even in this light he doesn"t look like he"s dying. Though any honest tailor would be overcome by grief after just one glance."
"What will I be going along with if I don"t go upstairs? What do you hope to accomplish, anyway?"
I wish to locate Miss Montezuma. I believe she is still in the city. And I suspect that Pular Singe knows where she is hiding. I believe that because she has broken her ties with Reliance, Miss Pular has been unable to take advantage of her knowledge. I believe we can form an alliance beneficial to all of us if we can draw her close enough for me to initiate negotiations. wish to locate Miss Montezuma. I believe she is still in the city. And I suspect that Pular Singe knows where she is hiding. I believe that because she has broken her ties with Reliance, Miss Pular has been unable to take advantage of her knowledge. I believe we can form an alliance beneficial to all of us if we can draw her close enough for me to initiate negotiations.
Now I knew just enough to feel completely at sea. And I got to ask no more questions because the Dead Man"s guests began to arrive, very nearly in a rush. When Lieutenant Nagit came in, as starched as a parade-ground martinet, he was in animated conversation with the redheaded despair of my life. Tinnie scarcely spared me a glance and a feeble wave. Which was no way to treat a dying man.
Of course, she"d be in on the gag, somehow. She"d been to the house enough to know that my health crisis must be somewhat exaggerated. And since they weren"t loading me into a hea.r.s.e, I was fair game for torment. Which explained Lieutenant Nagit.
Manvil Gilbey managed a timely arrival, accompanied by the expected brace of lovelies. Alyx looked as tasty as ever. But Nicks...Miss Giorgi Nicholas had made an effort. Miss Giorgi Nicholas must have left a trail of broken hearts all the way to my humble shanty. Miss Giorgi Nicholas looked like what the devil was dreaming about when he invented Temptation. And she"d thrown an extra log on the flirtation fire.
Tinnie ditched Lieutenant Nagit so fast his hair streamed in the breeze as she headed my way.
I suggest this as an opportune time to exercise extreme caution, Garrett. suggest this as an opportune time to exercise extreme caution, Garrett.
"Go teach granny to suck eggs, Old Bones." Tinnie arrived. "You look lovely tonight," I managed to croak with one of my last few hundred dying breaths.
"I don"t want to see you even looking at that tramp."
"Which tramp would that be, my sweet? The lothario with the epaulets on his shoulders and the board strapped to his back?"
Exercise extreme caution, Garrett.
He did have a point. "Nicks does clean up surprisingly nice. But you"ll still outshine her on your worst day."
Much better.
"I knew I should"ve worn my hip boots." Peace had been declared. For the moment. "What"s this all about, anyway?"
"You"ll have to take that up with the resident haunt. I just found out I"m dying and you all are here to help me through it."
"You look pretty healthy to me," Alyx said, striking a little pose meant to test her hypothesis. To my destruction.
"Ladies, please. I"ve only got a few thousand heartbeats left. Don"t make me use them up in the next three minutes."
Tinnie scowled at Alyx. Alyx remained oblivious. Maybe that was how she was getting by these days, by just not seeing anything she didn"t want to see.
Belinda made her appearance. She, too, had taken some trouble, though all that black still made her seem a gorgeous beast of prey. After a somewhat cool greeting for me she fell into conversation with Lieutenant Nagit, who had been worshipping Nicks from across the room...Where had she she gotten to? gotten to?
Gilbey edged close enough to observe, "You don"t appear to be in any immediate danger."
"I"m having one of my good spells. Check me again after the ladies go home and I have nothing more to live for."
That earned me a nail in the ribs from the handiest lady.
Once again I had to explain that I had no idea what was going on. Gilbey nodded but didn"t understand. "Should you go into remission Max wants you to oversee our interviews for replacement staff."
"Huh?"
"He decided to fire everyone who had anything to do with the conspiracy. He wants to pick up some trustworthy replacements. To do that we"re going to have to go outside and take on people we don"t know. Max doesn"t want to get stung again. You"ll interview and you"ll background some of the candidates."
All that time cruising on retainer was back to haunt me again. "How"d Skibber Kessel take it?" His nephew had been one of the villains in the stable, back at the start of it all.
"Thinks we let the boy off easy. Skibber is loyal and he hates politics. He hates anything that might interfere with his art."
"Good for Skibber." Most people should understand that brewmasters are genuine artists. The best brewmasters, anyway.
Dean showed Colonel Block into the room. At that point I discovered Morley missing. That made two of them, one of each persuasion, one of whom was a rake and a rogue and a ruffian. "Not in my house, you tailor"s dummy!"
"What?" Block had come over to offer his greetings. "If you"re as weak as rumor says, you shouldn"t be getting excited."
I didn"t need to, anyway. Nicks came through the doorway lugging the G.o.dd.a.m.n Parrot. Morley was right behind her but seemed chagrined. Was it possible his charm had failed him? I need to live forever because the wonders never cease.
Nicks had the oversize magpie perched on her left wrist. The bird basked in her attention. He didn"t say a thing. Was his behavior one of those projects that would preoccupy the Dead Man tonight?
I told Gilbey, "You tell Max to say when, I"ll be there. I don"t have anything else on my calendar."
Gilbey glanced at Tinnie, sighed a little sigh to tell me I was hopeless, turned to accept a gla.s.s of wine from Dean.
Colonel Block told me, "We could always use your talents. Should you recover."
"Righteousness don"t put food on the table. How"re my two favorite professional killers?"
"Not real good. They were in such bad shape we had to put them in the Bledsoe. Sadler died from his wounds. Crask pa.s.sed, too, but he might have had some help." Block looked Belinda"s way as he said that. "An interesting family. I"d like to get to know them better."
"No, you wouldn"t."
Miss Contague and Lieutenant Nagit seemed to be hitting it off.
The Dead Man, I noted, was not a partic.i.p.ant in anything. He seemed to be sleeping. But I"d been around him long enough to sense that he was anything but. Right now he was totally focused.
I said, "I"ll be upstairs if anyone needs me. A dying man has to get his rest."
Once I reached my room I lay down on my back, tucked my hands behind my head, and began systematically reviewing every encounter I"d ever had with Marengo North English. And my memory is very good.
110.
There are ratpeople in the neighborhood.
I jumped. I must have dozed off. I listened. His dinner party certainly hadn"t gotten rowdy. Too many people with too many agendas for everybody to relax and have fun-especially since everybody down there a.s.sumed that I"d had some sinister purpose for inviting them here. I was confident that not even Morley really believed that the whole thing wasn"t my idea.
I am unable to penetrate a rat mind with sufficient finesse to remain undetected but I do sense at least three such minds out there, all interested in this house. I a.s.sume them to belong to Pular Singe and her confederates in defying the ratkind Uncle. am unable to penetrate a rat mind with sufficient finesse to remain undetected but I do sense at least three such minds out there, all interested in this house. I a.s.sume them to belong to Pular Singe and her confederates in defying the ratkind Uncle.
Some ratfolk call bosses like Reliance Uncle, presumably because the bosses treat everyone like favorite nephews and nieces as long as they behave.
I did not ask the Dead Man why he figured Singe would have accomplices. That seemed self-evident. Somebody had to be helping her stay hidden, had to be bringing her food and news and warnings. Fenibro would head my initial list of suspects. But I suppose he would receive the same honor from Reliance and thus would never be trusted by anyone as smart as Singe.
It is time for you to stop sulking and rejoin our guests.
"Whose guests? This ain"t my shindig. Chuckles."
Come down here, Garrett. Your presence is required.
Well, if he was going to get nasty about it.
I drifted into the Dead Man"s room as un.o.btrusively as a servant who didn"t consider himself one of the family. Things seemed to be going fine without me though the merrymaking hadn"t turned into a rowdy kegger. On the way I had tested my office door and found it locked. Dean could do good work when he wanted. Following the meal Dean had broken down his makeshift table and left folks free to circulate around the ground floor.