"This came hidden inside a note I got from Ed Nagit. It"s addressed to you. It might be important."
The G.o.dd.a.m.n Parrot began charming her as she started scratching his head. I made a growling noise. She was getting letters from Nagit now? Brother Ed wasn"t wasting any time.
Lieutenant Nagit wanted to meet. He offered suggestions as to how we could manage that without distressing Colonel Theverly, whose influence in The Call had swollen substantially lately. Theverly had strong ideas about how a freecorps should be run. Those included excluding contacts with outsiders as questionable as me, be those business or social. I might be dressed in human flesh but the True Believers could smell the Other hidden inside me.
"I a.s.sume you"ll be answering your own mail. Tell him I"ll meet him there."
It was a nice autumn day. Big hunks of cotton cruised around a deep blue sky. The birds and bees were extravagantly cheerful and the temperature was almost perfectly comfortable. It was almost possible to forget this was morning, that half of the day the G.o.ds laid on us as punishment for original sin.
Lieutenant Nagit awaited me in that same pasture where Tinnie and I had hidden from the centaurs-who had been, only yesterday, finally discovered by cavalry supported by several sorcerers off the Hill. Official TunFaire had a big hunt on for the Dead Man"s onetime role model, Glory Mooncalled, too. I was sure nothing would come of it. That old man had been running his enemies in circles for decades.
"Thanks for coming," Nagit told me.
"How could I resist?" His note insisted he had identified the last shapeshifter but claimed he couldn"t do anything about it without help. And he wouldn"t name names. "Why not handle this in-house?" I had an overdressed dwarf turkey riding one shoulder and a full-grown shrike of paranoia nesting on the other.
"Colonel Theverly insists the matter is closed. Very Very pointedly. There"s no one else I can ask for help. Out here they all want to believe it"s over. They want to get on with the mission. And they especially don"t want to catch Theverly"s eye by doing something he"s forbidden." pointedly. There"s no one else I can ask for help. Out here they all want to believe it"s over. They want to get on with the mission. And they especially don"t want to catch Theverly"s eye by doing something he"s forbidden."
"What about you?"
"He"s a pain in the a.s.s, not a G.o.d." A declarative statement which seemed somehow evasive. Lieutenant Nagit had something on his mind. And didn"t want to share.
Gee. I never ran into that phenomenon before. "Why me?"
"Because you could bring her." He indicated Tama Montezuma, whom I had borrowed back from the Guard by sweet-talking Colonel Block and making several promises I have no intention of keeping. "And with her along we can get to the changer before anybody reacts."
He was right about that. He definitely held back on me.
n.o.body challenged us at the gateway to The Pipes even though an increase in security had been mounted. Nor did anyone prevent us from entering the house. There was a lot of gawking and whispering and finger pointing because of Tama, though.
Montezuma looked worse than she had when I found her. Winger would"ve said she looked like death on a stick, well warmed over. Her will had collapsed in the cruel torment of withdrawal. She had little reason to go on. But she"d been lucky, in a way. Relway hadn"t been around to abuse her.
I didn"t go in there with nerves of steel. I had only Tama and Nagit to count on and no faith that either would stand behind me. I was betting to an inside straight. And Moms Garrett had taught me better over twenty years ago.
Was Lieutenant Nagit conning me? Or worse? The man was a true believer in the raging lunacies of The Call. He shared a domicile with numerous gentlemen who bore me huge grudges. I"d seen several familiar Wolf faces already.
Then came a shock that flipped the old pump. We ran into the ugly little woman who looked so much like Deal Relway"s twin sister, scrub scrub scrubbing the hallway floor.
Lieutenant Nagit considered her beneath notice even though it was his fault she was haunting the manor. Apparent inconsequence is Relway"s great and frightening strength.
The man guarding Marengo"s sanctum didn"t quite know what to do when Lieutenant Nagit stomped past without bothering to ask to see North English. The fellow must have been a soldier in his earlier days. Marines are taught to think on their feet.
We were through the doorway before he reacted.
As Lieutenant Nagit had promised as we walked, there were several men cozied up with North English. One was my old skipper, Colonel Theverly, who still didn"t remember me. Another was the gent who had spoken for the Wolves at Weider"s. What was his name? Tilde? Evidently he was back in good odor. There were others, all elderly. Great. I didn"t see a spry bodyguard anywhere around.
Our advent interrupted a heated discussion. A frustrated Theverly wanted North English to approve something operational. North English seemed unable or unwilling to grasp the fact that this was the perfect moment for whatever the colonel had in mind. I did catch the Weider name, though.
There was a lot of anger in the air. It blistered in North English"s eyes. He surged out of his chair, about to vent that rage on whatever idiot had dared to enter his sanctum uninvited.
He saw Tama. He froze. There couldn"t have been anyone he less expected to see.
We kept moving. Lieutenant Nagit said, "See what Mr. Garrett caught. I was sure you"d want to see her right away."
"Uh...Yes." Confused and puzzled as well as angry, North English finished rising. And fear began to drive earlier emotions off his face. That seemed to shimmer momentarily as he gawked at Tama. Maybe that was a trick of flickering bad candlelight. Or of my imagination.
Theverly, Tilde, and the old men gawked, too. They hadn"t expected to see Tama Montezuma again. Which effect was exactly what Lieutenant Nagit wanted her to produce. Tilde seemed almost distraught. Was it possible that Tama"s h.o.a.rd hadn"t found its way back into the loving embrace of the chieftain who had denied the Wolves repeatedly?
I shoved Tama forward. She fell at North English"s feet. He would be target the first. Tama played her role flawlessly. She was a superb actress, her skills honed in a harsh school. I couldn"t have pushed her around if she hadn"t been willing to cooperate.
Tama lunged into Marengo"s legs. He squawked, flung himself backward. Colonel Theverly had an impulse to help North English but he couldn"t manage much on one leg. He would be target two, chosen so because of his handicap. I kept an eye on him because, the way I"d worked it out, he was more likely a villain than North English, despite my prejudicial preferences.
Lieutenant Nagit surprised me by slipping a silver-chain noose over Marengo"s head. He got behind North English. I grabbed Marengo"s right arm. Tama caught his left and held on for dear life, which was about all she could expect to get out of this.
Nagit had scammed me mildly. I hadn"t thought he believed his boss was the shifter. But he had started murmuring a mantra of a prayer that he"d figured this correctly. If he hadn"t, he was going to wish he was doing his time in h.e.l.l already. With me right across the dining pit saying, "Please pa.s.s the brimstone." When this was over I was going to kick his scruffy b.u.t.t. He could"ve given me a little more to go on if I needed to change my mind again.
As Nagit had hoped North English"s companions remained so stunned they did nothing for the vital few seconds it took him to get Marengo under control. A long moan escaped North English. He shimmered, began to get soft, spongy, loose, and I knew for sure now that Max Weider had yet another loss to mourn. And I had to go back and tell him. And I had to go back and think all the evidence through yet again because I"d been ready to give North English a pa.s.s despite his odd behavior.
When did his replacement occur?
The old men began to babble in confusion as it became obvious that their boss not only wasn"t Mama North English"s beloved son, he was one of them. them. One of the Other Races. One of the Other Races.
North English gave one violent surge, then just lost control. He strained to change but couldn"t manage it in any useful way. Silver poisoning caused his body to grow more and more limp. By the time Tilde managed a lame effort to pull Tama away the arm she held had stretched two feet. Marengo"s face had wax-melted into something not human at all. It looked like a giant slug"s head.
I used a foot to push Tilde away, said, "Find more silver, soldier. Anything silver." Theverly kept hopping and I kept watching him closely. A glare was enough to control the old men. The paranoia I"d brought with me began to whisper of the possibility that there were still more shifters to be found. I was developing the suspicion that I might spend the remainder of my life as worried about changelings as I was about horses. In a few strange years I could be one of those street prophets who screech doom and despair and weird conspiracy at the most embarra.s.sing times...
The Marengo changer didn"t fight with the ferocity and vigor we"d seen from others earlier. Maybe he was young, not yet at his full strength and wickedness. Maybe he"d worn himself out pa.s.sing as Marengo. Maybe it was because he was alone, the last of his kind, lacking the psychic support of fellow changers. He had sunk to the floor before Tilde and the old men began to jabber about the implications this had for The Call. I held on, shaking, wondering what insanity had put me here. I couldn"t imagine myself committing deliberate murder even though that was the custom in these situations. I felt the changer weakening, losing its plasticity. Soon it just lay there shivering.
I kept that eye on Colonel Theverly every second. His gaze locked with mine. I let go the shifter with one hand, plucked my own silver chain from inside my shirt. I"d brought it just in case. I hadn"t wanted to reveal it. Theverly"s face changed, but only into a slight frown. "I should know you from somewhere, shouldn"t I?"
"Yeah. You should. The islands campaign." I couldn"t find a "sir" inside me anywhere.
"Ah. I was there only a few-Three Force. Black Pete"s bunch. Sergeant Peters. You were the kid who could find a girl anywhere, even in the middle of an uninhabited swamp. Garrith? Garrett." Shucks. He was embarra.s.sing me. "Did I pa.s.s, Garrett?"
No changer could"ve learned all that. I nodded. The door opened. A butler type with a refreshments tray invited himself into the room. "d.a.m.n my eyes!" I muttered. What a clever pose for a mastermind.
"The tea you requested, sir..." Mooncalled"s eyes bugged as he took in the scene. The tea service crashed and splashed.
Through clenched teeth I told anyone who cared to listen, "Grab him! That"s Glory Mooncalled. He"s the one behind everything that"s gone wrong." Theverly responded instantly. Unfortunately, the race seldom goes to the one-legged man.
The old man was spry. He was out of there before anyone else made up his mind that I might be right. They were just getting their minds around the fact that Marengo North English wasn"t Marengo North English anymore. And Tilde was handicapped by his opinion of Colonel Theverly, who tried to order him to get after Mooncalled.
That old man hit the hallway and vanished into thin air, never to be seen again. Even now I don"t quite accept Relway"s a.s.surances that the man didn"t change shape as soon as he was out of our sight. Relway isn"t what I call an unimpeachable witness. But the Dead Man also insists Mooncalled was no shapechanger. However, it hasn"t exactly been that long since the world proved that His Nibs can be fooled, too.
No matter. Like Tama Montezuma, Glory Mooncalled is a survivor. But he"s definitely out of business now.
We didn"t finish strangling the shapeshifter. Once Lieutenant Nagit got a good, controlling choke on the thing and had breath of his own left to gasp out a few words he started lobbying Tilde and Theverly alike. His chatter became a constant in the background, like a ringing in the ear. Eventually, he won his point. His mutiny was excused. But Theverly and the Wolf, having formed an alliance without a word being spoken, insisted on taking possession of the changer.
Both men looked like they had a score or two to settle. Both were wondering just how long this thing had been managing and manipulating the movement. I didn"t tell them it couldn"t have been more than a few days. Already it was their messiah of misfortune, a.s.suming the blame for every screwup in the last three millennia.
d.a.m.n! If they were clever enough, they could gain back everything The Call had lost-and more-by playing the existence of the changer off against rightsist prejudice.
You could see Theverly and Tilde evolving, the way humans do when huge changes in their power ecology occur. I made a small sign to Tama. I let go of the shifter"s now-rubbery, flaccid limb. "It"s all yours now, Ed."
I grabbed Tama"s hand. "Time we made ourselves scarce, darling. Let this family clean its own house. Next time you"re in town, Ed, if you"ve got nothing better to do, come by the house. We"ll round up Tinnie and Nicks and go out to this romantic little ethnic place I know." Maybe I could find a place that served stuffed, roast parrot.
"I"ll look forward to it."
Tama and I hit the hallway. I pushed hard getting out of the house. Heading across that big pasture out front, I whispered, "Keep moving, woman. Get as big a head start as you can. n.o.body else promised you anything." Actually, Nagit had but we"d all known that he was lying.
"You going to keep your promise?"
"I always try to, no matter what. Even if I"d rather not. Because my word is really the only thing I"ve got to sell." We were moving fast, headed toward the gate. All I"d ever really offered her was a running start. If our paths crossed again, I"d pick up my grudge on behalf of the Weiders instantly. I wouldn"t have any overriding obligation to society, as the Dead Man had argued in our discussions of Marengo.
"I"m not much on remorse, Garrett. But I do regret that what happened happened. It wasn"t planned. For what that"s worth."
"It"s not worth much. But I do understand. I"m going to have a regret or six when I look back on all this myself."
"Maybe we"ll have better luck in the next life."
"Maybe. See you there."
Tama turned south after we left the estate, broke into a longlegged, ground-eating lope. I turned north. Never the twain to meet. But meet something I did, in just a quarter mile. It looked a whole lot like Deal Relway in drag. He must have been planning a party because he had a whole lot of friends with him. I observed, "I take it you"ve given up the day job." How had he gotten out here with all these secret police thugs? I hoped he didn"t have some dumb idea about trying to raid The Pipes. Those people up there were confused, but they wouldn"t be shy about burying a few nosy Guardsmen in the back pasture.
Then my paranoia returned. There were lots of secret policemen and only one Garrett. And I was handicapped by the weight of the world"s premier talking chicken. But Relway just wanted to chat.
"Soon as you exposed North English as a changer I knew there wasn"t much future in scrubbing his floors. n.o.body else in The Call can hold that mob together. I got out and waited out here."
"I never did see what his followers saw."
"That"s because you"re a cynic and a pessimist functionally incapable of believing in anything bigger than yourself."
The G.o.dd.a.m.n Parrot began to snicker like he"d just heard a potent off-color joke.
"Bird, you and me and a roasting pan got a three-way date when we get home."
Relway mused, "Now that it"s happened I"m not so sure I"m happy with the outcome. Spared their racial theories The Call would"ve been good for TunFaire."
He would appreciate their interest in law and order and proper behavior. "Here"s a challenge you still need to meet. Glory Mooncalled. He"s weak now but he"s still out there somewhere. If you don"t get him now he"ll try to put something back together someday. He can"t help himself."
"It"s still great day for TunFaire, Garrett. One of pure triumph."
I don"t know if he meant that or was being sarcastic. You never quite know anything with Relway. And he wants it that way.
"I liked the way you put it, Garrett. Faded steel heat." I"d mentioned that to him the night he"d discovered the tanks in the old Lamp brewery.
"But the war goes on."
"The war never ends. Tell you what. Send me a note when you do decide to roast that pigeon. I"ve got dibs on a drumstick."
"Ha! You hear that, bird? Your time"s almost up."
"Help! Please don"t hurt me anymore..."
Chuckling, Relway said, "Don"t forget to pick up your rat friend on your way home."
"Huh?"
"The guys say she"s hanging around in those trees over there. Lurking and skulking. General rodent stuff. Probably worrying about you. Would"ve been amazing to see her try to rescue you from all those thunder lizards and rat-haters."
The G.o.dd.a.m.n Parrot had a good laugh at that. I couldn"t think of a thing to say, then or when I did see Singe.
Life"s a b.i.t.c.h. But it does go on.