T. CROFTON CROKER.
People may have heard of the renowned adventures of Daniel O"Rourke, but how few are there who know that the cause of all his perils, above and below, was neither more nor less than his having slept under the walls of the Pooka"s tower. I knew the man well. He lived at the bottom of Hungry Hill, just at the right-hand side of the road as you go towards Bantry. An old man was he, at the time he told me the story, with grey hair and a red nose; and it was on the 25th of June 1813 that I heard it from his own lips, as he sat smoking his pipe under the old poplar tree, on as fine an evening as ever shone from the sky. I was going to visit the caves in Dursey Island, having spent the morning at Glengariff.
"I am often _axed_ to tell it, sir," said he, "so that this is not the first time. The master"s son, you see, had come from beyond foreign parts in France and Spain, as young gentlemen used to go before Buonaparte or any such was heard of; and sure enough there was a dinner given to all the people on the ground, gentle and simple, high and low, rich and poor. The _ould_ gentlemen were the gentlemen after all, saving your honour"s presence. They"d swear at a body a little, to be sure, and, may be, give one a cut of a whip now and then, but we were no losers by it in the end; and they were so easy and civil, and kept such rattling houses, and thousands of welcomes; and there was no grinding for rent, and there was hardly a tenant on the estate that did not taste of his landlord"s bounty often and often in a year; but now it"s another thing. No matter for that, sir, for I"d better be telling you my story.
"Well, we had everything of the best, and plenty of it; and we ate, and we drank, and we danced, and the young master by the same token danced with Peggy Barry, from the Bohereen--a lovely young couple they were, though they are both low enough now. To make a long story short, I got, as a body may say, the same thing as tipsy almost, for I can"t remember ever at all, no ways, how it was I left the place; only I did leave it, that"s certain. Well, I thought, for all that, in myself, I"d just step to Molly Cronohan"s, the fairy woman, to speak a word about the bracket heifer that was bewitched; and so as I was crossing the stepping-stones of the ford of Ballyashenogh, and was looking up at the stars and blessing myself--for why? it was Lady-day--I missed my foot, and souse I fell into the water. "Death alive!" thought I, "I"ll be drowned now!" However, I began swimming, swimming, swimming away for the dear life, till at last I got ash.o.r.e, somehow or other, but never the one of me can tell how, upon a _dissolute_ island.
"I wandered and wandered about there, without knowing where I wandered, until at last I got into a big bog. The moon was shining as bright as day, or your fair lady"s eyes, sir (with your pardon for mentioning her), and I looked east and west, and north and south, and every way, and nothing did I see but bog, bog, bog--I could never find out how I got into it; and my heart grew cold with fear, for sure and certain I was that it would be my _berrin_ place. So I sat down upon a stone which, as good luck would have it, was close by me, and I began to scratch my head, and sing the _Ullagone_--when all of a sudden the moon grew black, and I looked up, and saw something for all the world as if it was moving down between me and it, and I could not tell what it was. Down it came with a pounce, and looked at me full in the face; and what was it but an eagle? as fine a one as ever flew from the kingdom of Kerry. So he looked at me in the face, and says he to me, "Daniel O"Rourke," says he, "how do you do?" "Very well, I thank you, sir," says I; "I hope you"re well;" wondering out of my senses all the time how an eagle came to speak like a Christian. "What brings you here, Dan," says he. "Nothing at all, sir," says I; "only I wish I was safe home again." "Is it out of the island you want to go, Dan?" says he. ""Tis, sir," says I: so I up and told him how I had taken a drop too much, and fell into the water; how I swam to the island; and how I got into the bog and did not know my way out of it. "Dan," says he, after a minute"s thought, "though it is very improper for you to get drunk on Lady-day, yet as you are a decent sober man, who "tends ma.s.s well, and never fling stones at me or mine, nor cries out after us in the fields--my life for yours," says he; "so get up on my back, and grip me well for fear you"d fall off, and I"ll fly you out of the bog." "I am afraid," says I, "your honour"s making game of me; for who ever heard of riding a horseback on an eagle before?" ""Pon the honour of a gentleman," says he, putting his right foot on his breast, "I am quite in earnest: and so now either take my offer or starve in the bog--besides, I see that your weight is sinking the stone."
"It was true enough as he said, for I found the stone every minute going from under me. I had no choice; so thinks I to myself, faint heart never won fair lady, and this is fair persuadance. "I thank your honour," says I, "for the loan of your civility; and I"ll take your kind offer." I therefore mounted upon the back of the eagle, and held him tight enough by the throat, and up he flew in the air like a lark.
Little I knew the trick he was going to serve me. Up--up--up, G.o.d knows how far up he flew. "Why then," said I to him--thinking he did not know the right road home--very civilly, because why? I was in his power entirely; "sir," says I, "please your honour"s glory, and with humble submission to your better judgment, if you"d fly down a bit, you"re now just over my cabin, and I could be put down there, and many thanks to your worship."
""_Arrah_, Dan," said he, "do you think me a fool? Look down in the next field, and don"t you see two men and a gun? By my word it would be no joke to be shot this way, to oblige a drunken blackguard that I picked up off of a _could_ stone in a bog." "Bother you," said I to myself, but I did not speak out, for where was the use? Well, sir, up he kept, flying, flying, and I asking him every minute to fly down, and all to no use. "Where in the world are you going, sir?" says I to him. "Hold your tongue, Dan," says he: "mind your own business, and don"t be interfering with the business of other people." "Faith, this is my business, I think," says I. "Be quiet, Dan," says he: so I said no more.
"At last where should we come to, but to the moon itself. Now you can"t see it from this, but there is, or there was in my time, a reaping-hook sticking out of the side of the moon, this way (drawing the figure thus [Ill.u.s.tration] on the ground with the end of his stick).
""Dan," said the eagle, "I"m tired with this long fly; I had no notion "twas so far." "And my lord, sir," said I, "who in the world _axed_ you to fly so far--was it I? did not I beg and pray and beseech you to stop half an hour ago?" "There"s no use talking, Dan," said he; "I"m tired bad enough, so you must get off, and sit down on the moon until I rest myself." "Is it sit down on the moon?" said I; "is it upon that little round thing, then? why, then, sure I"d fall off in a minute, and be _kilt_ and spilt, and smashed all to bits; you are a vile deceiver--so you are." "Not at all, Dan," said he; "you can catch fast hold of the reaping-hook that"s sticking out of the side of the moon, and "twill keep you up." "I won"t then," said I. "May be not," said he, quite quiet. "If you don"t, my man, I shall just give you a shake, and one slap of my wing, and send you down to the ground, where every bone in your body will be smashed as small as a drop of dew on a cabbage-leaf in the morning." "Why, then, I"m in a fine way," said I to myself, "ever to have come along with the likes of you;" and so giving him a hearty curse in Irish, for fear he"d know what I said, I got off his back with a heavy heart, took hold of the reaping-hook, and sat down upon the moon, and a mighty cold seat it was, I can tell you that.
"When he had me there fairly landed, he turned about on me, and said, "Good morning to you, Daniel O"Rourke," said he; "I think I"ve nicked you fairly now. You robbed my nest last year" ("twas true enough for him, but how he found it out is hard to say), "and in return you are freely welcome to cool your heels dangling upon the moon like a c.o.c.kthrow."
""Is that all, and is this the way you leave me, you brute, you," says I. "You ugly unnatural _baste_, and is this the way you serve me at last? Bad luck to yourself, with your hook"d nose, and to all your breed, you blackguard." "Twas all to no manner of use; he spread out his great big wings, burst out a laughing, and flew away like lightning. I bawled after him to stop; but I might have called and bawled for ever, without his minding me. Away he went, and I never saw him from that day to this--sorrow fly away with him! You may be sure I was in a disconsolate condition, and kept roaring out for the bare grief, when all at once a door opened right in the middle of the moon, creaking on its hinges as if it had not been opened for a month before, I suppose they never thought of greasing "em, and out there walks--who do you think, but the man in the moon himself? I knew him by his bush.
""Good morrow to you, Daniel O"Rourke," said he; "how do you do?"
"Very well, thank your honour," said I. "I hope your honour"s well."
"What brought you here, Dan?" said he. So I told him how I was a little overtaken in liquor at the master"s, and how I was cast on a _dissolute_ island, and how I lost my way in the bog, and how the thief of an eagle promised to fly me out of it, and how, instead of that, he had fled me up to the moon.
""Dan," said the man in the moon, taking a pinch of snuff when I was done, "you must not stay here." "Indeed, sir," says I, ""tis much against my will I"m here at all; but how am I to go back?" "That"s your business," said he; "Dan, mine is to tell you that here you must not stay; so be off in less than no time." "I"m doing no harm," says I, "only holding on hard by the reaping-hook, lest I fall off."
"That"s what you must not do, Dan," says he. "Pray, sir," says I, "may I ask how many you are in family, that you would not give a poor traveller lodging: I"m sure "tis not so often you"re troubled with strangers coming to see you, for "tis a long way." "I"m by myself, Dan," says he; "but you"d better let go the reaping-hook." "Faith, and with your leave," says I, "I"ll not let go the grip, and the more you bids me, the more I won"t let go;--so I will." "You had better, Dan,"
says he again. "Why, then, my little fellow," says I, taking the whole weight of him with my eye from head to foot, "there are two words to that bargain; and I"ll not budge, but you may if you like." "We"ll see how that is to be," says he; and back he went, giving the door such a great bang after him (for it was plain he was huffed) that I thought the moon and all would fall down with it.
"Well, I was preparing myself to try strength with him, when back again he comes, with the kitchen cleaver in his hand, and, without saying a word, he gives two bangs to the handle of the reaping-hook that was keeping me up, and _whap!_ it came in two. "Good morning to you, Dan," says the spiteful little old blackguard, when he saw me cleanly falling down with a bit of the handle in my hand; "I thank you for your visit, and fair weather after you, Daniel." I had not time to make any answer to him, for I was tumbling over and over, and rolling and rolling, at the rate of a fox-hunt. "G.o.d help me!" says I, "but this is a pretty pickle for a decent man to be seen in at this time of night: I am now sold fairly." The word was not out of my mouth when, whiz! what should fly by close to my ear but a flock of wild geese, all the way from my own bog of Ballyasheenogh, else how should they know _me_? The _ould_ gander, who was their general, turning about his head, cried out to me, "Is that you, Dan?" "The same," said I, not a bit daunted now at what he said, for I was by this time used to all kinds of _bedevilment_, and, besides, I knew him of _ould_. "Good morrow to you," says he, "Daniel O"Rourke; how are you in health this morning?" "Very well, sir," says I, "I thank you kindly," drawing my breath, for I was mightily in want of some. "I hope your honour"s the same." "I think "tis falling you are, Daniel," says he. "You may say that, sir," says I. "And where are you going all the way so fast?"
said the gander. So I told him how I had taken the drop, and how I came on the island, and how I lost my way in the bog, and how the thief of an eagle flew me up to the moon, and how the man in the moon turned me out. "Dan," said he, "I"ll save you: put out your hand and catch me by the leg, and I"ll fly you home." "Sweet is your hand in a pitcher of honey, my jewel," says I, though all the time I thought within myself that I don"t much trust you; but there was no help, so I caught the gander by the leg, and away I and the other geese flew after him as fast as hops.
"We flew, and we flew, and we flew, until we came right over the wide ocean. I knew it well, for I saw Cape Clear to my right hand, sticking up out of the water. "Ah, my lord," said I to the goose, for I thought it best to keep a civil tongue in my head any way, "fly to land if you please." "It is impossible, you see, Dan," said he, "for a while, because you see we are going to Arabia." "To Arabia!" said I; "that"s surely some place in foreign parts, far away. Oh! Mr. Goose: why then, to be sure, I"m a man to be pitied among you." "Whist, whist, you fool," said he, "hold your tongue; I tell you Arabia is a very decent sort of place, as like West Carbery as one egg is like another, only there is a little more sand there."
"Just as we were talking, a ship hove in sight, scudding so beautiful before the wind. "Ah! then, sir," said I, "will you drop me on the ship, if you please?" "We are not fair over it," said he; "if I dropped you now you would go splash into the sea." "I would not," says I; "I know better than that, for it is just clean under us, so let me drop now at once."
""If you must, you must," said he; "there, take your own way;" and he opened his claw, and faith he was right--sure enough I came down plump into the very bottom of the salt sea! Down to the very bottom I went, and I gave myself up then for ever, when a whale walked up to me, scratching himself after his night"s sleep, and looked me full in the face, and never the word did he say, but lifting up his tail, he splashed me all over again with the cold salt water till there wasn"t a dry st.i.tch upon my whole carca.s.s! and I heard somebody saying--"twas a voice I knew, too--"Get up, you drunken brute, off o" that;" and with that I woke up, and there was Judy with a tub full of water, which she was splashing all over me--for, rest her soul! though she was a good wife, she never could bear to see me in drink, and had a bitter hand of her own.
""Get up," said she again: "and of all places in the parish would no place _sarve_ your turn to lie down upon but under the _ould_ walls of Carrigapooka? uneasy resting I am sure you had of it." And sure enough I had: for I was fairly bothered out of my senses with eagles, and men of the moons, and flying ganders, and whales, driving me through bogs, and up to the moon, and down to the bottom of the green ocean.
If I was in drink ten times over, long would it be before I"d lie down in the same spot again, I know that."
THE KILDARE POOKA.[13]
PATRICK KENNEDY.
Mr. H---- R----, when he was alive, used to live a good deal in Dublin, and he was once a great while out of the country on account of the "ninety-eight" business. But the servants kept on in the big house at Rath---- all the same as if the family was at home. Well, they used to be frightened out of their lives after going to their beds with the banging of the kitchen-door, and the clattering of fire-irons, and the pots and plates and dishes. One evening they sat up ever so long, keeping one another in heart with telling stories about ghosts and fetches, and that when--what would you have of it?--the little scullery boy that used to be sleeping over the horses, and could not get room at the fire, crept into the hot hearth, and when he got tired listening to the stories, sorra fear him, but he fell dead asleep.
Well and good, after they were all gone and the kitchen fire raked up, he was woke with the noise of the kitchen door opening, and the trampling of an a.s.s on the kitchen floor. He peeped out, and what should he see but a big a.s.s, sure enough, sitting on his curabingo and yawning before the fire. After a little he looked about him, and began scratching his ears as if he was quite tired, and says he, "I may as well begin first as last." The poor boy"s teeth began to chatter in his head, for says he, "Now he"s goin" to ate me;" but the fellow with the long ears and tail on him had something else to do. He stirred the fire, and then he brought in a pail of water from the pump, and filled a big pot that he put on the fire before he went out. He then put in his hand--foot, I mean--into the hot hearth, and pulled out the little boy. He let a roar out of him with the fright, but the pooka only looked at him, and thrust out his lower lip to show how little he valued him, and then he pitched him into his pew again.
Well, he then lay down before the fire till he heard the boil coming on the water, and maybe there wasn"t a plate, or a dish, or a spoon on the dresser that he didn"t fetch and put into the pot, and wash and dry the whole bilin" of "em as well as e"er a kitchen-maid from that to Dublin town. He then put all of them up on their places on the shelves; and if he didn"t give a good sweepin" to the kitchen, leave it till again. Then he comes and sits foment the boy, let down one of his ears, and c.o.c.ked up the other, and gave a grin. The poor fellow strove to roar out, but not a dheeg "ud come out of his throat. The last thing the pooka done was to rake up the fire, and walk out, giving such a slap o" the door, that the boy thought the house couldn"t help tumbling down.
Well, to be sure if there wasn"t a hullabullo next morning when the poor fellow told his story! They could talk of nothing else the whole day. One said one thing, another said another, but a fat, lazy scullery girl said the wittiest thing of all. "Musha!" says she, "if the pooka does be cleaning up everything that way when we are asleep, what should we be slaving ourselves for doing his work?" "_Shu gu dheine_,"[14] says another; "them"s the wisest words you ever said, Kauth; it"s meeself won"t contradict you."
So said, so done. Not a bit of a plate or dish saw a drop of water that evening, and not a besom was laid on the floor, and every one went to bed soon after sundown. Next morning everything was as fine as fine in the kitchen, and the lord mayor might eat his dinner off the flags. It was great ease to the lazy servants, you may depend, and everything went on well till a foolhardy gag of a boy said he would stay up one night and have a chat with the pooka.
He was a little daunted when the door was thrown open and the a.s.s marched up to the fire.
"An then, sir," says he, at last, picking up courage, "if it isn"t taking a liberty, might I ax who you are, and why you are so kind as to do half of the day"s work for the girls every night?" "No liberty at all," says the pooka, says he: "I"ll tell you, and welcome. I was a servant in the time of Squire R."s father, and was the laziest rogue that ever was clothed and fed, and done nothing for it. When my time came for the other world, this is the punishment was laid on me--to come here and do all this labour every night, and then go out in the cold. It isn"t so bad in the fine weather; but if you only knew what it is to stand with your head between your legs, facing the storm, from midnight to sunrise, on a bleak winter night." "And could we do anything for your comfort, my poor fellow?" says the boy. "Musha, I don"t know," says the pooka; "but I think a good quilted frieze coat would help to keep the life in me them long nights." "Why then, in troth, we"d be the ungratefullest of people if we didn"t feel for you."
To make a long story short, the next night but two the boy was there again; and if he didn"t delight the poor pooka, holding up a fine warm coat before him, it"s no mather! Betune the pooka and the man, his legs was got into the four arms of it, and it was b.u.t.toned down the breast and the belly, and he was so pleazed he walked up to the gla.s.s to see how he looked. "Well," says he, "it"s a long lane that has no turning. I am much obliged to you and your fellow-servants. You have made me happy at last. Good-night to you."
So he was walking out, but the other cried, "Och! sure your going too soon. What about the washing and sweeping?" "Ah, you may tell the girls that they must now get their turn. My punishment was to last till I was thought worthy of a reward for the way I done my duty.
You"ll see me no more." And no more they did, and right sorry they were for having been in such a hurry to reward the ungrateful pooka.
[Footnote 13: _Legendary Fictions of the Irish Celts._--Macmillan.]
[Footnote 14: Meant for _seadh go deimhin_--_i.e._, yes, indeed.]
THE SOLITARY FAIRIES.
THE BANSHEE.
[The _banshee_ (from _ban [bean]_, a woman, and _shee [sidhe]_, a fairy) is an attendant fairy that follows the old families, and none but them, and wails before a death. Many have seen her as she goes wailing and clapping her hands. The keen [_caoine_], the funeral cry of the peasantry, is said to be an imitation of her cry. When more than one banshee is present, and they wail and sing in chorus, it is for the death of some holy or great one. An omen that sometimes accompanies the banshee is the _coach-a-bower [coiste-bodhar]_--an immense black coach, mounted by a coffin, and drawn by headless horses driven by a _Dullahan_. It will go rumbling to your door, and if you open it, according to Croker, a basin of blood will be thrown in your face. These headless phantoms are found elsewhere than in Ireland. In 1807 two of the sentries stationed outside St. James"s Park died of fright. A headless woman, the upper part of her body naked, used to pa.s.s at midnight and scale the railings. After a time the sentries were stationed no longer at the haunted spot. In Norway the heads of corpses were cut off to make their ghosts feeble. Thus came into existence the _Dullahans_, perhaps; unless, indeed, they are descended from that Irish giant who swam across the Channel with his head in his teeth.--ED.]
HOW THOMAS CONNOLLY MET THE BANSHEE.
J. TODHUNTER.
Aw, the banshee, sir? Well, sir, as I was striving to tell ye, I was going home from work one day, from Mr. Ca.s.sidy"s that I tould ye of, in the dusk o" the evening. I had more nor a mile--aye, it was nearer two mile--to thrack to, where I was lodgin" with a dacent widdy woman I knew, Biddy Maguire be name, so as to be near me work.
It was the first week in November, an" a lonesome road I had to travel, an" dark enough, wid threes above it; an" about half-ways there was a bit of a brudge I had to cross, over one o" them little sthrames that runs into the Doddher. I walked on in the middle iv the road, for there was no toe-path at that time, Misther Harry, nor for many a long day afther that; but, as I was sayin", I walked along till I come nigh upon the brudge, where the road was a bit open, an" there, right enough, I seen the hog"s back o" the ould-fashioned brudge that used to be there till it was pulled down, an" a white mist steamin" up out o" the wather all around it.
Well, now, Misther Harry, often as I"d pa.s.sed by the place before, that night it seemed sthrange to me, an" like a place ye might see in a dhrame; an" as I come up to it I began to feel a could wind blowin"
through the hollow o" me heart. "Musha Thomas," sez I to meself, "is it yerself that"s in it?" sez I; "or, if it is, what"s the matter wid ye at all, at all?" sez I; so I put a bould face on it, an" I made a sthruggle to set one leg afore the other, ontil I came to the rise o"
the brudge. And there, G.o.d be good to us! in a cantle o" the wall I seen an ould woman, as I thought, sittin" on her hunkers, all crouched together, an" her head bowed down, seemin"ly in the greatest affliction.