""Oh, the divle a _spudh_," says Jack, "for although there"s plinty in the house, faith, it appears the gintlemen wouldn"t wait for it.
Unless they tuck it elsewhere, I can make nothin" of this."
"He had scarcely spoken, when the parson, who was an active man, cut a caper a yard high, an" before you could bless yourself, the three clargy were hard at work dancin", as if for a wager. Begad, it would be unpossible for me to tell you the state the whole meetin" was in when they seen this. Some were hoa.r.s.e wid laughin"; some turned up their eyes wid wondher; many thought them mad, an" others thought they had turned up their little fingers a thrifle too often.
""Be goxty, it"s a burnin" shame," said one, "to see three black-mouth clargy in sich a state at this early hour!" "Thundher an" ounze, what"s over them at all?" says others; "why, one would think they"re bewitched. Holy Moses, look at the caper the Methodis cuts! An" as for the Recther, who would think he could handle his feet at such a rate!
Be this an" be that, he cuts the buckle, and does the threblin" step aiquil to Paddy Horaghan, the dancin"-masther himself? An" see! Bad cess to the morsel of the parson that"s not hard at _Peace upon a trancher_, an" it of a Sunday too! Whirroo, gintlemen, the fun"s in yez afther all--whish! more power to yez!"
"The sorra"s own fun they had, an" no wondher; but judge of what they felt, when all at once they saw ould Jack Rafferty himself bouncin" in among them, and footing it away like the best o" them. Bedad, no play could come up to it, an" nothin" could be heard but laughin", shouts of encouragement, and clappin" of hands like mad. Now the minute Jack Rafferty left the chair where he had been carvin" the pudden, ould Harry Connolly comes over and claps himself down in his place, in ordher to send it round, of coorse; an" he was scarcely sated, when who should make his appearance but Barney Hartigan, the piper. Barney, by the way, had been sent for early in the day, but bein" from home when the message for him went, he couldn"t come any sooner.
""Begorra," said Barney, "you"re airly at the work, gintlemen! but what does this mane? But, divle may care, yez shan"t want the music while there"s a blast in the pipes, anyhow!" So sayin" he gave them _Jig Polthogue_, an" after that _Kiss my Lady_, in his best style.
"In the manetime the fun went on thick an" threefold, for it must be remimbered that Harry, the ould knave, was at the pudden; an" maybe he didn"t sarve it about in double quick time too. The first he helped was the bride, and, before you could say chopstick, she was at it hard an" fast before the Methodist praicher, who gave a jolly spring before her that threw them into convulsions. Harry liked this, and made up his mind soon to find partners for the rest; so he accordianly sent the pudden about like lightnin"; an" to make a long story short, barrin" the piper an" himself, there wasn"t a pair o" heels in the house but was as busy at the dancin" as if their lives depinded on it.
""Barney," says Harry, "just taste a morsel o" this pudden; divle the such a bully of a pudden ever you ett; here, your sowl! thry a snig of it--it"s beautiful."
""To be sure I will," says Barney. "I"m not the boy to refuse a good thing; but, Harry, be quick, for you know my hands is engaged, an" it would be a thousand pities not to keep them in music, an" they so well inclined. Thank you, Harry; begad that is a famous pudden; but blood an" turnips, what"s this for?"
"The word was scarcely out of his mouth when he bounced up, pipes an"
all, an" dashed into the middle of the party. "Hurroo, your sowls, let us make a night of it! The Ballyboulteen boys for ever! Go it, your reverence--turn your partner--heel an" toe, ministher. Good! Well done again--Whish! Hurroo! Here"s for Ballyboulteen, an" the sky over it!"
"Bad luck to the sich a set ever was seen together in this world, or will again, I suppose. The worst, however, wasn"t come yet, for jist as they were in the very heat an" fury of the dance, what do you think comes hoppin" in among them but another pudden, as nimble an" merry as the first! That was enough; they all had heard of--the ministhers among the rest--an" most o" them had seen the other pudden, and knew that there must be a fairy in it, sure enough. Well, as I said, in it comes to the thick o" them; but the very appearance of it was enough.
Off the three clargy danced, and off the whole weddiners danced afther them, every one makin" the best of their way home; but not a sowl of them able to break out of the step, if they were to be hanged for it.
Throth it wouldn"t lave a laugh in you to see the parson dancin" down the road on his way home, and the ministher and Methodist praicher cuttin" the buckle as they went along in the opposite direction. To make short work of it, they all danced home at last, wid scarce a puff of wind in them; the bride and bridegroom danced away to bed; an" now, boys, come an" let us dance the _Horo Lheig_ in the barn "idout. But you see, boys, before we go, an" in ordher that I may make everything plain, I had as good tell you that Harry, in crossing the bridge of Ballyboulteen, a couple of miles below Squire Bragshaw"s demense-wall, saw the pudden floatin" down the river--the truth is he was waitin"
for it; but be this as it may, he took it out, for the wather had made it as clane as a new pin, and tuckin" it up in the tail of his big coat, contrived, as you all guess, I suppose, to change it while Paddy Scanlan an" the wife were examinin" the sky; an" for the other, he contrived to bewitch it in the same manner, by gettin" a fairy to go into it, for, indeed, it was purty well known that the same Harry was hand an" glove wid the _good people_. Others will tell you that it was half a pound of quicksilver he put into it; but that doesn"t stand to raison. At any rate, boys, I have tould you the adventures of the Mad Pudden of Ballyboulteen; but I don"t wish to tell you many other things about it that happened--_for fraid I"d tell a lie_."[41]
[Footnote 38: Perhaps from Irish _dilse_--_i.e._, love.]
[Footnote 39: Put it under fairy influence.]
[Footnote 40: Irish, _cota mor_.]
[Footnote 41: Some will insist that a fairy-man or fairy-woman has the power to bewitch a pudding by putting a fairy into it; whilst others maintain that a competent portion of quicksilver will make it dance over half the parish.]
T"YEER-NA-N-OGE.
[There is a country called Tir-na-n-Og, which means the Country of the Young, for age and death have not found it; neither tears nor loud laughter have gone near it. The shadiest boskage covers it perpetually. One man has gone there and returned. The bard, Oisen, who wandered away on a white horse, moving on the surface of the foam with his fairy Niamh, lived there three hundred years, and then returned looking for his comrades. The moment his foot touched the earth his three hundred years fell on him, and he was bowed double, and his beard swept the ground. He described his sojourn in the Land of Youth to Patrick before he died. Since then many have seen it in many places; some in the depths of lakes, and have heard rising therefrom a vague sound of bells; more have seen it far off on the horizon, as they peered out from the western cliffs. Not three years ago a fisherman imagined that he saw it. It never appears unless to announce some national trouble.
There are many kindred beliefs. A Dutch pilot, settled in Dublin, told M. De La Boullage Le Cong, who travelled in Ireland in 1614, that round the poles were many islands; some hard to be approached because of the witches who inhabit them and destroy by storms those who seek to land. He had once, off the coast of Greenland, in sixty-one degrees of lat.i.tude, seen and approached such an island only to see it vanish. Sailing in an opposite direction, they met with the same island, and sailing near, were almost destroyed by a furious tempest.
According to many stories, Tir-na-n-Og is the favourite dwelling of the fairies. Some say it is triple--the island of the living, the island of victories, and an underwater land.]
THE LEGEND OF O"DONOGHUE.[42]
T. CROFTON CROKER.
In an age so distant that the precise period is unknown, a chieftain named O"Donoghue ruled over the country which surrounds the romantic Lough Lean, now called the lake of Killarney. Wisdom, beneficence, and justice distinguished his reign, and the prosperity and happiness of his subjects were their natural results. He is said to have been as renowned for his warlike exploits as for his pacific virtues; and as a proof that his domestic administration was not the less rigorous because it was mild, a rocky island is pointed out to strangers, called "O"Donoghue"s Prison," in which this prince once confined his own son for some act of disorder and disobedience.
His end--for it cannot correctly be called his death--was singular and mysterious. At one of those splendid feasts for which his court was celebrated, surrounded by the most distinguished of his subjects, he was engaged in a prophetic relation of the events which were to happen in ages yet to come. His auditors listened, now wrapt in wonder, now fired with indignation, burning with shame, or melted into sorrow, as he faithfully detailed the heroism, the injuries, the crimes, and the miseries of their descendants. In the midst of his predictions he rose slowly from his seat, advanced with a solemn, measured, and majestic tread to the sh.o.r.e of the lake, and walked forward composedly upon its unyielding surface. When he had nearly reached the centre he paused for a moment, then, turning slowly round, looked toward his friends, and waving his arms to them with the cheerful air of one taking a short farewell, disappeared from their view.
The memory of the good O"Donoghue has been cherished by successive generations with affectionate reverence; and it is believed that at sunrise, on every May-day morning, the anniversary of his departure, he revisits his ancient domains: a favoured few only are in general permitted to see him, and this distinction is always an omen of good fortune to the beholders; when it is granted to many it is a sure token of an abundant harvest,--a blessing, the want of which during this prince"s reign was never felt by his people.
Some years have elapsed since the last appearance of O"Donoghue. The April of that year had been remarkably wild and stormy; but on May-morning the fury of the elements had altogether subsided. The air was hushed and still; and the sky, which was reflected in the serene lake, resembled a beautiful but deceitful countenance, whose smiles, after the most tempestuous emotions, tempt the stranger to believe that it belongs to a soul which no pa.s.sion has ever ruffled.
The first beams of the rising sun were just gilding the lofty summit of Glenaa, when the waters near the eastern sh.o.r.e of the lake became suddenly and violently agitated, though all the rest of its surface lay smooth and still as a tomb of polished marble, the next morning a foaming wave darted forward, and, like a proud high-crested war-horse, exulting in his strength, rushed across the lake toward Toomies mountain. Behind this wave appeared a stately warrior fully armed, mounted upon a milk-white steed; his snowy plume waved gracefully from a helmet of polished steel, and at his back fluttered a light blue scarf. The horse, apparently exulting in his n.o.ble burden, sprung after the wave along the water, which bore him up like firm earth, while showers of spray that glittered brightly in the morning sun were dashed up at every bound.
The warrior was O"Donoghue; he was followed by numberless youths and maidens, who moved lightly and unconstrained over the watery plain, as the moonlight fairies glide through the fields of air; they were linked together by garlands of delicious spring flowers, and they timed their movements to strains of enchanting melody. When O"Donoghue had nearly reached the western side of the lake, he suddenly turned his steed, and directed his course along the wood-fringed sh.o.r.e of Glenaa, preceded by the huge wave that curled and foamed up as high as the horse"s neck, whose fiery nostrils snorted above it. The long train of attendants followed with playful deviations the track of their leader, and moved on with unabated fleetness to their celestial music, till gradually, as they entered the narrow strait between Glenaa and Dinis, they became involved in the mists which still partially floated over the lakes, and faded from the view of the wondering beholders: but the sound of their music still fell upon the ear, and echo, catching up the harmonious strains, fondly repeated and prolonged them in soft and softer tones, till the last faint repet.i.tion died away, and the hearers awoke as from a dream of bliss.
[Footnote 42: _Fairy Legends of the South of Ireland._]
RENT-DAY.
"Oh, ullagone! ullagone! this is a wide world, but what will we do in it, or where will we go?" muttered Bill Doody, as he sat on a rock by the Lake of Killarney. "What will we do? To-morrow"s rent-day, and Tim the Driver swears if we don"t pay our rent, he"ll cant every _ha"perth_ we have; and then, sure enough, there"s Judy and myself, and the poor _grawls_,[43] will be turned out to starve on the high-road, for the never a halfpenny of rent have I!--Oh hone, that ever I should live to see this day!"
Thus did Bill Doody bemoan his hard fate, pouring his sorrows to the reckless waves of the most beautiful of lakes, which seemed to mock his misery as they rejoiced beneath the cloudless sky of a May morning. That lake, glittering in sunshine, sprinkled with fairy isles of rock and verdure, and bounded by giant hills of ever-varying hues, might, with its magic beauty, charm all sadness but despair; for alas,
"How ill the scene that offers rest And heart that cannot rest agree!"
Yet Bill Doody was not so desolate as he supposed; there was one listening to him he little thought of, and help was at hand from a quarter he could not have expected.
"What"s the matter with you, my poor man?" said a tall, portly-looking gentleman, at the same time stepping out of a furze-brake. Now Bill was seated on a rock that commanded the view of a large field. Nothing in the field could be concealed from him, except this furze-brake, which grew in a hollow near the margin of the lake. He was, therefore, not a little surprised at the gentleman"s sudden appearance, and began to question whether the personage before him belonged to this world or not. He, however, soon mustered courage sufficient to tell him how his crops had failed, how some bad member had charmed away his b.u.t.ter, and how Tim the Driver threatened to turn him out of the farm if he didn"t pay up every penny of the rent by twelve o"clock next day.
"A sad story, indeed," said the stranger; "but surely, if you represented the case to your landlord"s agent, he won"t have the heart to turn you out."
"Heart, your honour; where would an agent get a heart!" exclaimed Bill. "I see your honour does not know him; besides, he has an eye on the farm this long time for a fosterer of his own; so I expect no mercy at all at all, only to be turned out."
"Take this, my poor fellow, take this," said the stranger, pouring a purse full of gold into Bill"s old hat, which in his grief he had flung on the ground. "Pay the fellow your rent, but I"ll take care it shall do him no good. I remember the time when things went otherwise in this country, when I would have hung up such a fellow in the twinkling of an eye!"
These words were lost upon Bill, who was insensible to everything but the sight of the gold, and before he could unfix his gaze, and lift up his head to pour out his hundred thousand blessings, the stranger was gone. The bewildered peasant looked around in search of his benefactor, and at last he thought he saw him riding on a white horse a long way off on the lake.
"O"Donoghue, O"Donoghue!" shouted Bill; "the good, the blessed O"Donoghue!" and he ran capering like a madman to show Judy the gold, and to rejoice her heart with the prospect of wealth and happiness.
The next day Bill proceeded to the agent"s; not sneakingly, with his hat in his hand, his eyes fixed on the ground, and his knees bending under him; but bold and upright, like a man conscious of his independence.
"Why don"t you take off your hat, fellow? don"t you know you are speaking to a magistrate?" said the agent.
"I know I"m not speaking to the king, sir," said Bill; "and I never takes off my hat but to them I can respect and love. The Eye that sees all knows I"ve no right either to respect or love an agent!"