There"s laws about findin" things same as there is about losin" "em!
Things has got regular habits and haunts same as Folks! And Folks has got regular haunts and habits same as birds and beasts! It ain"t the Possible Places that I"m arguin" about!--The world is full of "em! But the _Probable Places_ can be reckoned most any time on the fingers of one hand!--That"s the trouble with folks! They"re always wearin"
themselves out on the Possible Places and never gettin" round at all to the _Probable_ ones!--Now, it"s perfectly possible, of course," said Old Man Smith, "that you might find a trout in a dust-pan or a hummin" bird in an Aquarium--or meet a panther in your Mother"s parlor!--But the chances are," said Old Man Smith, "that if you really set out to organize a troutin" expedition or a hummin" bird collection or a panther hunt--you wouldn"t look in the dust pan or the Aquarium or your Mother"s parlor _first_!--When you lose something that _ain"t got_ no _Probable Place_--then I sure _am_ stumped!" said Old Man Smith.
But when Annie Halliway lost her _mind_, everybody in the village was stumped about it. And everything was all mixed up. It was Annie Halliway"s mother and Annie Halliway"s father and Annie Halliway"s uncles and aunts and cousins and friends who did all the worrying about it! While Annie Halliway herself didn"t seem to care at all! But just sat braiding things into her hair!
Some people said it was a railroad accident that she lost her mind in.
Some said it was because she"d studied too hard in Europe. Some said it was an earthquake. Everybody said something.
Annie Halliway"s father and mother were awful rich. They brought her home in a great big ship! And gave her twelve new dresses and the front parlor and a brown piano! But she wouldn"t stay in any of them! All she"d stay in was a little old blue silk dress she"d had before she went away!
Carol and I got excused from school one day because we were afraid our heads might ache, and went to see what it was all about.
It seemed to be about a great many things.
But after we"d walked all around Annie Halliway twice and looked at her all we could and asked how old she was and found out that she was nineteen, we felt suddenly very glad about something.--We felt suddenly very glad that if she really was obliged to lose anything out of her face, it was her _mind_ that she lost! Instead of her eyes! Or her nose!
Or her red, red mouth! Or her cunning little ears! _She was so pretty!_
She seemed to like us very much too. She asked us to come again.
We said we would.
We did.
We went every Sat.u.r.day afternoon.
They let us take her to walk if we were careful. We didn"t walk her in the village because her hair looked so funny. We walked her in the pleasant fields. We gathered flowers. We gathered ferns. We explored birds. We built little gurgling harbors in the corners of the brook.
Sometimes we climbed hills and looked off. Annie Halliway seemed to like to climb hills and look off.
It was the day we climbed the Sumac Hill that we got our Idea!
It was a nice day!
Annie Halliway wore her blue dress! And her blue scarf! Her hair hung down like two long, loose black ropes across her shoulders! Blue Larkspur was braided into her hair! And a little tin trumpet tied with blue ribbon! And a blue j.a.panese fan! And a blue lead pencil! And a blue silk stocking! And a blue-handled basket! She looked like a Summer Christmas Tree. It was pretty.
There were lots of clouds in the sky. They seemed very near. It sort of puckered your nose.
"Smell the clouds!" said Annie Halliway.
Somebody had cut down a tree that used to be there. It made a lonely hole in the edge of the hill and the sky. Through the lonely hole in the edge of the hill and the sky you could see miles and miles. Way down in the valley a bright light glinted. It was as though the whole sun was trying to bore a hole in a tiny bit of gla.s.s and couldn"t do it.
Annie Halliway stretched out her arms towards the glint. And started for it.
I looked at Carol. Carol looked at me. We knew where the glint was. It was Old Man Smith"s house. Old Man Smith"s house was built of tea cups!
And broken tumblers! And bits of plates! First of all, of course, it was built of clay or mud or something soft and loose like that! And while it was still soft he had stuck it all full of people"s broken dishes! So that wherever you went most all day long the sun was trying to bore a hole in it!--And couldn"t do it!
It seemed to be the glint that Annie Halliway wanted. She thought it was something new to braid in her hair, I guess. She kept right on walking towards it with her arms stretched out.
Carol kept right on looking at me. His mouth was all turned white.
Sometimes when people _talk_ to me I can"t understand at all what they mean. But when Carol looks at me with his mouth all turned white, I always know just exactly what he means! It made my own mouth feel pretty white!
"We shall be punished!" I said. "We"ll surely be punished if we do it!"
My brother Carol smiled. It was quite a white smile. He put out his hand. I took it. We ran down the hill after young Annie Halliway! And led her to the glint!
Old Man Smith was pretty surprised to see us. He was riding round the door-yard in his wheel chair. He rolled his chair to the gate to meet us. The chair squeaked a good deal. But even if he"d wanted to walk he couldn"t. The reason why he couldn"t is because he"s dumb in his legs.
"What in the world do you want?" he asked.
I looked at Carol. Carol looked at me. He kicked me in the shins. My thoughts came very quickly.
"We"ve brought you a young lady that"s lost her mind!" I said. "What can you do about it?"
Something happened all at once that made our legs feel queer. What happened was that Old Man Smith didn"t seem pleased at all about it. He s.n.a.t.c.hed his long white beard in his hands.
"Lost her mind?" he said. "Her _mind_? Her _mind_? How dar"st you mock me?" he cried.
"We _darsn"t_ at all!" I explained. "On account of the bears! We"ve read all about the mocking bears in a book!"
He seemed to feel better.
"You mean in the good book?" he said. "The Elijah bears, you mean?"
"Well, it was _quite_ a good book," I admitted. "Though my Father"s got lots of books on Tulips that have heap prettier covers!"
"U--m--m--m," said Old Man Smith. "U--m--m--m----. U--m----m----m."
And all the time that he was saying "U--m----m----m--U--m----m----m,"
young Annie Halliway was knocking down his house. With a big chunk of rock she was chipping it off. It was a piece of blue china cup with the handle still on it that she chipped off first.
When Old Man Smith saw it he screamed.
"Woman! What are you doing?" he screamed.
"Her name is Young Annie Halliway," I explained.
"Young Annie Halliway--_Come Here!_" screamed Old Man Smith.
Young Annie Halliway came here. She was perfectly gentle about it. All her ways were gentle. She sat down on the ground at Old Man Smith"s feet. She lifted her eyes to Old Man Smith"s eyes. She looked holy. But all the time that she looked so holy she kept right on braiding the handle of the blue china cup into her hair. It cranked against the tin trumpet. It sounded a little like the 4th of July.
Old Man Smith reached down and took her chin in his hands.
"Oh my Lord--what a beautiful face!" he said. "What a beautiful face!--And you say she"s lost her mind?" he said. "You say she"s lost her mind?" He turned to Carol. "And what do _you_ say?" he asked.
"Oh, please, Sir, Carol doesn"t say anything!" I explained. "He can"t!
He"s dumb!"
"_Dumb?_" cried Old Man Smith. "So this is the Dumb Child, is it?" He looked at Carol. He looked at himself. He looked at my freckles. He rocked his hands on his stomach. "Merciful G.o.d!" he said. "How are we all afflicted!"
"Oh, please, Sir," I said, "my brother Carol isn"t afflicted at all!--It"s a great _gift_ my Mother says to be born with the Gift of Silence instead of the Gift of Speech!"