Farm Ballads.
by Will Carleton.
PREFACE.
These poems have been written under various, and, in some cases, difficult, conditions: in the open air, "with team afield;" in the student"s den, with the ghosts of unfinished lessons hovering gloomily about; amid the rush and roar of railroad travel, which trains of thought are not p.r.o.ne to follow; and in the editor"s sanctum, where the dainty feet of the Muses do not often deign to tread.
Crude and unfinished as they are, the author has yet had the a.s.surance to publish them, from time to time, in different periodicals, in which, it is but just to admit, they have been met by the people with unexpected favor.
While his judgment has often failed to endorse the kind words spoken for them, he has naturally not felt it in his heart to file any remonstrances.
He has been asked, by friends in all parts of the country, to put his poems into a more durable form than they have hitherto possessed; and it is in accordance with these requests that he now presents "Farm Ballads"
to the public.
Of course he does not expect to escape, what he needs so greatly, the discipline of severe criticism; for he is aware that he has often wandered out of the beaten track, and has many times been too regardless of the established rules of rhythm, in his (oftentimes vain) search for the flowers of poesy.
But he believes that The People are, after all, the true critics, and will soon ascertain whether there are more good than poor things in a book; and whatever may be their verdict in this case, he has made up his mind to be happy.
W. C.
FARM BALLADS.
BETSEY AND I ARE OUT.
Draw up the papers, lawyer, and make "em good and stout; For things at home are crossways, and Betsey and I are out.
We, who have worked together so long as man and wife, Must pull in single harness for the rest of our nat"ral life.
"What is the matter?" say you. I swan it"s hard to tell!
Most of the years behind us we"ve pa.s.sed by very well; I have no other woman, she has no other man-- Only we"ve lived together as long as we ever can.
So I have talked with Betsey, and Betsey has talked with me, And so we"ve agreed together that we can"t never agree; Not that we"ve catched each other in any terrible crime; We"ve been a-gathering this for years, a little at a time.
There was a stock of temper we both had for a start, Although we never suspected "twould take us two apart; I had my various failings, bred in the flesh and bone; And Betsey, like all good women, had a temper of her own.
The first thing I remember whereon we disagreed Was something concerning heaven--a difference in our creed; We arg"ed the thing at breakfast, we arg"ed the thing at tea, And the more we arg"ed the question the more we didn"t agree.
And the next that I remember was when we lost a cow; She had kicked the bucket for certain, the question was only--How?
I held my own opinion, and Betsey another had; And when we were done a-talkin", we both of us was mad.
And the next that I remember, it started in a joke; But full for a week it lasted, and neither of us spoke.
And the next was when I scolded because she broke a bowl; And she said I was mean and stingy, and hadn"t any soul.
And so that bowl kept pourin" dissensions in our cup; And so that blamed cow-critter was always a-comin" up; And so that heaven we arg"ed no nearer to us got, But it gave us a taste of somethin" a thousand times as hot.
And so the thing kept workin", and all the self-same way; Always somethin" to arg"e, and somethin" sharp to say; And down on us came the neighbors, a couple dozen strong, And lent their kindest sarvice for to help the thing along.
And there has been days together--and many a weary week-- We was both of us cross and s.p.u.n.ky, and both too proud to speak; And I have been thinkin" and thinkin", the whole of the winter and fall, If I can"t live kind with a woman, why, then, I won"t at all.
And so I have talked with Betsey, and Betsey has talked with me, And we have agreed together that we can"t never agree; And what is hers shall be hers, and what is mine shall be mine; And I"ll put it in the agreement, and take it to her to sign.
Write on the paper, lawyer--the very first paragraph-- Of all the farm and live-stock that she shall have her half; For she has helped to earn it, through many a weary day, And it"s nothing more than justice that Betsey has her pay.
Give her the house and homestead--a man can thrive and roam; But women are skeery critters, unless they have a home; And I have always determined, and never failed to say, That Betsey never should want a home if I was taken away.
There is a little hard money that"s drawin" tol"rable pay: A couple of hundred dollars laid by for a rainy day; Safe in the hands of good men, and easy to get at; Put in another clause there, and give her half of that.
Yes, I see you smile, Sir, at my givin" her so much; Yes, divorce is cheap, Sir, but I take no stock in such!
True and fair I married her, when she was blithe and young; And Betsey was al"ays good to me, exceptin" with her tongue.
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Once, when I was young as you, and not so smart, perhaps, For me she mittened a lawyer, and several other chaps; And all of them was fl.u.s.tered, and fairly taken down, And I for a time was counted the luckiest man in town.
Once when I had a fever--I won"t forget it soon-- I was hot as a basted turkey and crazy as a loon; Never an hour went by me when she was out of sight-- She nursed me true and tender, and stuck to me day and night.
And if ever a house was tidy, and ever a kitchen clean, Her house and kitchen was tidy as any I ever seen; And I don"t complain of Betsey, or any of her acts, Exceptin" when we"ve quarreled, and told each other facts.
So draw up the paper, lawyer, and I"ll go home to-night, And read the agreement to her, and see if it"s all right; And then, in the mornin", I"ll sell to a tradin" man I know, And kiss the child that was left to us, and out in the world I"ll go.
And one thing put in the paper, that first to me didn"t occur: That when I am dead at last she"ll bring me back to her; And lay me under the maples I planted years ago, When she and I was happy before we quarreled so.
And when she dies I wish that she would be laid by me, And, lyin" together in silence, perhaps we will agree; And, if ever we meet in heaven, I wouldn"t think it queer If we loved each other the better because we quarreled here.
HOW BETSEY AND I MADE UP.
GIVE us your hand, Mr. Lawyer: how do you do to-day?
"GIVE US YOUR HAND, MR. LAWYER: HOW DO YOU DO TO-DAY?"
You drew up that paper--I s"pose you want your pay.
Don"t cut down your figures; make it an X or a V; For that "ere written agreement was just the makin" of me.
Goin" home that evenin" I tell you I was blue, Thinkin" of all my troubles, and what I was goin" to do; And if my hosses hadn"t been the steadiest team alive, They"d "ve tipped me over, certain, for I couldn"t see where to drive.
No--for I was laborin" under a heavy load; No--for I was travelin" an entirely different road; For I was a-tracin" over the path of our lives ag"in, And seein" where we missed the way, and where we might have been.
And many a corner we"d turned that just to a quarrel led, When I ought to "ve held my temper, and driven straight ahead; And the more I thought it over the more these memories came, And the more I struck the opinion that I was the most to blame.
And things I had long forgotten kept risin" in my mind, Of little matters betwixt us, where Betsey was good and kind; And these things flashed all through me, as you know things sometimes will When a feller"s alone in the darkness, and every thing is still.
"But," says I, "we"re too far along to take another track, And when I put my hand to the plow I do not oft turn back; And "tain"t an uncommon thing now for couples to smash in two;"
And so I set my teeth together, and vowed I"d see it through.