"After no end of discussion that a-way it"s onderstood to be the gen"ral notion that Texas ought to bring Ed"s orphan baby to Wolfville.
""But s"ppose," says Texas, "that in spite of Ed wantin" me to cast my protectin" pinions over this yere infant, its mother"s outfit, thinkin" mebby to shake me down for some _dinero_, objects?"
""In which case," says Boggs, who"s plumb interested, "you sends for me, Texas, an" we mavericks it. You ain"t goin" to let no sech callous an" onfeelin" gang as your wife"s folks go "round dictatin" about Ed"s Annalinda child, be you, an" givin" you a stand-off? Which you"re only tryin" to execoote Ed"s dying behests."
"It"s settled final that Texas, ag"inst whatever opp"sition, has got to bring on Annalinda to us. That disposed of, it next comes nacherally up as a question how, when we gets Annalinda safe to Wolfville, she"s goin" to be took care of.
""Which the O. K. Restauraw won"t do," Texas says, lookin" anxious out of the tail of his eye at Enright an" Peets. "Mind, I ain"t hintin"
nothin" ag"inst Missis Rucker, who hasn"t got her Southwest equal at flapjacks, but I submits that for a plastic child that a-way, at a time when it receives impressions easy, to daily witness the way she maltreats Rucker, is to go givin" that infant wrong idees of what"s coming to husbands as a whole. I"m a hard man, gents; but I don"t aim to bring up this yere Annalinda baby so that one day she"s encouraged to go handin" out the racket to some onforchoonate sport, which my Laredo wife hands me."
""Thar"s reasons other than Missis Rucker," Enright is quick to observe, "why the O. K. House ain"t the fittest place for infancy, an" any discussion of our esteemable hostess in them marital att.i.toodes of hers is sooperfluous. S"ppose we lets it go, without elab"ration, that the O. K. House, from nursery standp"ints, won"t do."
"Cherokee thinks that mighty likely a good way"d be to have Annalinda live with Tutt an" Tucson Jennie.
"Peets shakes his sagacious head.
""Dave"ll onderstand my p"sition to be purely scientific," he says, glancin" across at Tutt, "when I states that sech a move"d be a error.
Tucson Jennie, as wife an" mother, is as fine as silk. But she"s also a female woman, an" owns a papoose of her own. Thar"s inborn reasons why woman, as sech, while sympathetic an" gen"rally speakin" plumb lovely, is oncapable onder certain circ.u.mstances of a squar" deal. In this yere business of babies, for example, thar"s existed throughout the ages a onbridgable gulf in her eyes between her offspring an"
other folks" offspring; an" while disclaiming all disloyalty to Tucson Jennie, I"m obleeged to say that as between Annalinda an" little Enright Peets, she wouldn"t be cap"ble of a even break. Do I overstate the trooth, Dave?"
""None whatever," Tutt returns. "What you discovers scientific, Doc, I learns more painfully as husband an" father. I fully agrees that when it comes to other folks" children no female mother can hold the onbiased scales."
""Thar"s French an" his wife?" chirps Nell, her elbow on the lay-out, an" her little round chin in her fist; "thar"s the Frenches, over to the corrals? French an" Benson Annie ain"t got no children, an" they"d be pleased to death at havin" Annalinda."
""But be they competent?" asks Texas, over whom a feelin" of se"f-importance is already beginnin" to creep like ivy on a wall. "I don"t want to be considered a carper, but as I sees it I"d be doin"
less"n my dooty as a uncle if I fails to ask, Be them Frenches competent?"
""You"ll have to rope up a nurse some"ers, anyhow, Texas," Boggs puts in. "Thar"s dozens of them good-nachered fat young senoritas among the Mexicans who"ll do. The nurse would know her business, even if the Frenches don"t."
""Two nurses," declar"s Tutt. "Bein" a father, I savvys the nurse game from start to finish. You"ll need two; one to hold it, an" one to fetch it things."
""But about them Frenches?" inquires Jack Moore. "Ain"t we goin" a little fast? Mebby they themselves has objections."
""Which they"d look mighty well," observes Cherokee, riflin" the deck an" snappin" it into the box plenty vicious, "to go "round objectin"
after Nellie yere"s done put "em in nom"nation for this trust."
""Not that they"d reeject it haughty," explains Moore; "but, as Texas himse"f says, who"s to know, they bein" mighty modest people, that they"ll regyard themselves as comp"tent? The Frenches ain"t had no practice, an" thar"s nothin" easier than a misdeal about a youngone.
Thar"s a brainless mother saws her baby off on me over in Prescott one day, while she goes cavortin" into a store to buy a frock, an" you-all can go put a bet on it I"m raisin" the he"pless long yell inside of the first minute. This takin" charge of babies ain"t no sech pushover as it looks. It"s certainly no work for amatoors."
""Thar"s nothin" in them doubts, Jack," Boggs chips in confidently.
"Even if them Frenches ain"t had no practice, an" the nurses should fall down, thar"s dozens of us who"ll be ever at the elbow of that household; an" if in their ignorance they takes to bunglin" the play we"ll be down on "em in the c.o.c.kin" of a winchester to give "em the proper steer."
""I reckon, Nellie," says Texas, lookin" wistful across at Nell, "that if some of the boys yere"ll stand your watch as lookout, you"d put in a day layin" in a outfit of duds? You could be doin"
it, you know, while I"m down in Laredo, treating with them hostiles for possession."
""Sh.o.r.e," an" Nellie smiles at the prospect. "Which I"ll jest go stampedin" over to Tucson for "em, too. How old is Annalinda?"
"Texas gives Annalinda"s age as three.
""She"ll be four next fall," says he; "I remembers Ed writes me she"s born durin" the beef round-up."
""In that case," comments Enright, "she ought to stand about eight hands high. In clawin" together said raiment, Nellie, that"ll give you some impression of size."
""An", Nellie," continyoos Texas, "my idee is you"ll want to change in say a thousand dollars?"
""Why, Texas, you talk like you"re locoed. One hundred"ll win out all the clothes she could sp"ile, w"ar or t"ar to pieces in a year."
""Sh.o.r.e," coincides Tutt; "take little Enright Peets. One hundred _pesos_ leaves him lookin" like a circus."
""But Annalinda," objects Texas doubtfully, "is a She. It costs more for girls. That Laredo wife of mine"d blow in the price of sixty head of cattle, an" then allow she ain"t half dressed."
""One hundred"ll turn the trick," Nell insists.
"All that night we sets up discussin" an" considerin". The more we talks the better we likes that Annalinda idee.
"At sun-up, b"arin" the best wishes of all, Texas cinches a hull into his quickest pony, an" hits the trail for Tucson to take the railroad kyars for Laredo.
""Which, onless they gives me more of a battle than I antic.i.p.ates," he remarks, as he pushes his feet into the stirrup, "I"ll be back by ten days."
""An", Texas," says Boggs, detainin" him by the bridle rein, "you-all beat it into that baby that I"m her Uncle Dan. It"ll give you something to do comin" back."
""Which, jedgin" from what I goes through that day in Prescott,"
remarks Moore, mighty cynical, "Texas"ll have plenty to do."
"Texas don"t meet up with no partic"lar Laredo opposition, them relatives appearin" almost eager to give him Annalinda. One of "em even goes the insultin" len"th of offerin" to split the expense, but withdraws his bluff when Texas threatens to brain him with a six-shooter.
"Boggs, hearin" of this Laredo willin"ness, can"t onderstand it no how.
""It"s too many for me," he says. "If it"s me, now, I"d have clung to that blessed baby till the cows come home. They must sh.o.r.e be deeficient in taste, them Laredo yahoos!"
"As exhibitin" how soon bein" moved into cel"bration as a uncle begins to tell on Texas he ups an" in the fullness of his vanity deecides, even before he arrives at Laredo, ag"inst the scheme which the camp"s half laid out about the Frenches an" Annalinda, an" arranges to have a "doby of his own. It"s a blow to the Frenches, too, for since we notifies "em, they has set their hearts on the racket.
"But Texas is immov"ble.
""Ed"s dyin"," says he, "an" namin" me to be reespons"ble for Annalinda, creates a sityooation best met by me havin" a wickeyup of my own. I"m sorry to disapp"int, but after matoore reeflection, that a-way, I"ve conclooded to play a lone hand."
"While he"s away Texas goes projectin" "round an" cuts out a couple of old black mammies from a day nursery over in Dallas, an" brings "em along. They an" Annalinda rides over from Tucson in the stage; but, bein" more familiar with the saddle, an" because he"s better able tharfrom to soopervise an" go dictatin" terms to Monte, he himse"f comes on his pony.
""An", gents," whines Monte, as, throwin" down the reins, he heads for the Red Light bar, "between us he ain"t the same Texas. That Annalinda child has sh.o.r.e changed him turrible. All the way from Tucson, when he ain"t crowdin" up to the wheel to give orders to them Senegambians about how to hold or when to feed her, he"s menacin" at me. That"s why I"m three hours late. At rough places it looks like thar ain"t no name mean enough for him to call me; an" once, when the front wheel jolts into a chuckhole an" Annalinda sets up a squall, he pulls a gun an" threatens in the most frenzied way to shoot me up. "You be more careful," he roars, "or I"ll blow you plumb off your perch! Childhood, that a-way, is a fragile flower; an" if you figgers I"ll set yere an", in the tender instance of my own pers"nal niece, see some booze-besotted drunkard break that flower short off at the stalk, I"ll fool you up a whole lot." An" do you-all know,"
Monte concloodes, almost with a sob, "he never does let down the hammer of his .45 ag"in for most a mile."
"Annalinda is plumb pretty. The whole camp goes her way like a landslide. Tucson Jennie approves of her--with reeservations, of course, in favor of little Enright Peets; Missis Rucker finds time to s.n.a.t.c.h a few moments, between feedin" us an" bossin" Rucker, to go see her every day; while, as for Nell, she"s in an" out of Texas" "doby mornin", noon an" night to sech extents that half the time Cherokee ain"t got no lookout, an" when he has it"s Boggs.
[Ill.u.s.tration: "HIM AN" ANNALINDA Sh.o.r.e DO CONSt.i.tOOTE A PICTURE. "THAR"S A PA"R TO DRAW TO," SAYS NELL TO TEXAS, HER EYES LIKE BROWN DIAMONDS."
p. 281.]
"Nell brings over little Enright Peets, an" thar"s no backin" away from it him an" Annalinda sh.o.r.e do const.i.toote a picture.
""Thar"s a pa"r to draw to!" says Nell to Texas, her eyes like diamonds.