GIZ. In m" pocket.
[_They chew in silence for a minute._]
DOCTOR. Yes, sir! It smelled like ker"sene ter me--and ker"sene "t wuz.... Ker"sene"ll cure heaps o" things if you use it right.
[_He punctuates his talk with covert glances at Giz. His thoughts are on the pills._]
DOCTOR. Which pocket yer pills in, Giz?
GIZ [_discouragingly_]. M" hip pocket.
[_Again they chew._]
DOCTOR. The Family Medicine Book where I learned ter be a doctor said camphor an" ker"sene an" lard rubbed on flannel an" put on the chest "ud cure tizic, maybe. [_He looks at Giz._]
DOCTOR. An" what ud cure tizic ought ter cure anything, I think.... I"d "a" cured m" second wife if the winder hadn"t blowed out an" she got kivered with snow. Atter that she jus" wheezed until she couldn"t wheeze no longer. An" so when I went courtin" m" third wife, I took a st.i.tch in time an" told her about the camphor an" ker"sene an" lard.
[_Ruefully._] She"s a tur"ble healthy woman. [_His feelings and his curiosity having overcome his tact, he blurts out._] Giz, why"n th" h.e.l.l don"t yer show us yer pills!
GIZ. Well--if yer wanner see "em--here they air.
[_He takes the dirty, mashed box out of his hip pocket and hands it to the Doctor. The Doctor opens the box and smells the pills._]
DOCTOR. Ker"sene.... Smell "em, Lut"er. [_He holds the box close to Luter"s nose._]
LUT"ER [_with the least possible expenditure of energy_]. Uh!
DOCTOR. Ker"sene!... Well, I guess it"s good for the liver, too....
Gimme one, Giz?
GIZ. I ain"t got so many I can be givin" "em ter everybody.
DOCTOR. Jus" one, Giz.
GIZ. She said I ought ter take "em all fer a cure.
LUT"ER. What yer got, Giz? [_Calling a man by name is a great effort for Lut"er._]
GIZ. Mostly a tired feelin" an" sometimes a crick in th" back. [_Lut"er displays a sympathy undreamed of._]
LUT"ER. Gimme one, Giz.
GIZ. Gosh! You want th" whole box, don"t yer?
LUT"ER. Keep yer pills. [_He spits._]
DOCTOR. What"s ailin" _you_, Lut"er?
LUT"ER. Oh, a tired feelin". [_There is a long moment of suspended animation, but the Doctor knows that the mills of the G.o.ds grind slowly--and he waits for Lut"er to continue._] An" a crick in m" back.
DOCTOR. I"ll cure yer, Lut"er. [_Lut"er just looks._] If that Kickapoo doctor with the p"inted muss-tash kin cure yer, I guess I can.
GIZ [_who has been thinking pretty hard_]. Got any terbaccer, Doc?
DOCTOR. Yep.
GIZ. Well, here"s a pill fer a chaw. [_He and the Doctor rise._]
[_Giz takes a pill out of the box and the Doctor takes his tobacco from his pocket, reaches out his hand for the pill and holds out the tobacco, placing his thumb definitely on the plug so that Giz can bite off so much and no more. Giz bites and the Doctor takes over the pill. Lut"er not to be outdone takes a battered plug of tobacco from his pocket and bites of an unlimited "chaw." The Doctor takes his knife from his pocket and cuts the pill, smelling it._]
DOCTOR. Ker"sene! [_He tastes it._] Ker"sene! Now I been thinkin" things over, Lut"er and Giz.... [_He tastes the pill again._] Ker"sene, sure! [_He sits down on the log once more, spits carefully and crosses his legs._] I got a business proposition to make. [_Silence. Lut"er spits and crosses his legs, and Giz just spits._]
DOCTOR. There ain"t enough home industry here in Rock Springs. We got a canning fact"ry and a stea"mill; but here comes a medicine show from Ioway--a Kickapoo Indian Medicine Show from Ioway! Now--what we need in Rock Springs is a medicine show! [_He waits for the effect upon his audience._]
LUT"ER [_after a pause_]. How yer goin" ter git it?
DOCTOR. Well, here"s my proposition. Ain"t we got as much horse sense as them Ioway Indians?
LUT"ER. A d.a.m.n sight more. [_That is the evident answer to the Doctor, but Lut"er develops a further idea._] We got the country from the Indians.
GIZ [_after a moment of acc.u.mulating admiration_]. By Golly, Lut"er, yer right.
DOCTOR. Now, I got some medicine science. I"d "a" cured my second wife if it hadn"t been for that busted winder.
GIZ. Yeh, but what come o" yer first wife?
DOCTOR. I could "a" cured her, too, only I hadn"t found the Family Medicine Book then.
LUT"ER. Well, what I wanter know is--what"s yer proposition.... I"m in a hurry.... Here comes the Hattie Brown.
[_The Hattie Brown and the whistle of the steam-mill indicate noon. Lut"er takes in the line--removes the fishing worm and puts it in his pocket._]
DOCTOR. Well, I"ll make the salve an" do the talkin"; Giz"ll sort o"
whoop things up a bit and Lut"er"ll git cured.
LUT"ER. What"ll I get cured of?
DOCTOR. Oh, lumbago an" tired feelin" ... crick in the back and tizic.
LUT"ER. But who"ll take a egg out o" somebody"s ear?
DOCTOR. Giz"ll learn that.
LUT"ER [_with a wan smile that memory illuminates._] An" who"ll play the pianny?
DOCTOR. Besteena, my daughter.
LUT"ER. Where we goin"?
DOCTOR. We"ll go ter Lavanny first.