Alex looked at Colt.
"What the h.e.l.l is the matter with you, Alex?" Colt snapped.
"Sorry, Stan," Alex said.
"Stan, this is Jesus Martinez, a detective from Special Operations. "
"I"m pleased to meet you," Colt said, sounding as if he meant it.
"He"s half of your chast.i.ty squad," Matt said. "The other half will relieve him at midnight."
Colt chuckled, and held out his hand to Martinez.
"If you can get rid of these two," he said, "I"ve got some phone numbers and we could have a party."
Matt shook his head.
"Hay-zus," he said. "This is Olivia La.s.siter from Northwest. "
They briefly shook hands. It was obvious from the surprise on Alex"s face that he had taken one look at Olivia and a.s.sumed Stan Colt"s trolling for companionship had been successful.
Eddie the photographer and Jeannette the secretary were in the room.
"Have you made a decision about dinner?" Jeanette asked.
"Yeah. Here. You"re not invited," Colt said. "Just me and the detectives. You"ve got a menu?"
She went to a sideboard and returned with a menu and handed it to him. He handed it to Olivia.
"Does Jesus get to stay?" Colt asked.
"Yes, he does," Matt said.
"Good. Okay. Thank you. That"s all. I"ll see you in the morning," Colt said.
They all filed out of the suite.
Matt noticed that they had not-except for the surprise on Alex"s face-acknowledged the presence of him, Hay-zus, or Olivia at all.
"They"re necessary," Colt said when they were gone. "And they do what they"re supposed to do well, but sometimes, having them around my neck all the time is worse than the G.o.dd.a.m.n press."
Colt lay down on the couch and gestured for the others to sit down.
"I was about to ask you if they have a cheese steak sandwich on there, Olivia. But it has now occurred to me that if they do, it"ll be a Ritz-Carlton cheese steak, not a real one. Like from D"Allesandro"s on Henry Avenue?"
"I can"t believe these prices," Olivia said.
"Well, don"t worry about them, everything"s on the studio, " Colt said. "I wonder, could we send out for a cheese steak?"
"It would be cold by the time it got here," Matt said.
"Well, maybe later on," Colt said.
Olivia handed the menu to Matt.
"Inspire me," she said.
"I think you already do, baby," Colt said. "Give me the menu."
Matt handed him the menu.
He glanced at it quickly.
"Anybody doesn"t like shrimp c.o.c.ktails?"
No one spoke.
"Anybody morally or intellectually opposed to filet mignon?"
No one spoke.
"Anyone determined to ruin a good steak by cooking it well done?"
No one spoke, but Matt and Olivia chuckled.
"Well, that wasn"t hard, was it?" Colt said, and walked to the sideboard and picked up the telephone.
"This is Mr. Colt in . . . I have no idea where I am, but I"ll bet you can find out. What we need right away is four shrimp c.o.c.ktails; four filet mignons, medium rare; all the appropriate side dishes; and a couple of nice bottles of cabernet sauvignon. Thank you very much."
He hung up.
"Okay," he said. "You can start now, pause while they set up the table, and then continue, okay, Detective La.s.siter?"
"Fine," Olivia said.
"Can I call you Olivia, or will your boyfriend here think I"m making a pa.s.s at you?"
"I"m not her boyfriend," Matt said.
"He"s not my boyfriend," Olivia said, simultaneously.
"Methinks thou dost protest too much," Colt said in a surprisingly creditable British Shakespearean accent.
"Hay-zus," Matt said, quickly. "The commissioner wants Mr. Colt to see how-"
"Hey, I thought we were friends. What"s this "Mr. Colt" s.h.i.t?"
"The commissioner wants Stan Stan to see how Homicide works a job," Matt went on. "La.s.siter was next up on the wheel at Northwest when the Thirty-fifth uniform called in what turned out to be the Williamson homicide. For a couple of reasons, she"s been detailed to Homicide for the job, and Captain Quaire told her to bring to see how Homicide works a job," Matt went on. "La.s.siter was next up on the wheel at Northwest when the Thirty-fifth uniform called in what turned out to be the Williamson homicide. For a couple of reasons, she"s been detailed to Homicide for the job, and Captain Quaire told her to bring Stan Stan up to speed on the job." up to speed on the job."
"I wondered what was going on," Martinez said.
"I"m still wondering," Colt said. "You want to say that again, please, slowly, in English? What"s the wheel, for example?"
When room service delivered the dinner-two rolling carts of it-in what Matt thought was an amazingly short time, Matt had just about finished explaining what the wheel was and how Olivia and then Homicide had become involved.
He interrupted his explanation as long as he could-the object of the exercise was to keep Colt out of the way of whatever was happening with the doers of the Roy Rogers job-and then when Colt insisted, halfway through the steaks, that he "keep talking, this is the sort of stuff I really want to hear," he explained everything in minute detail, hoping that Olivia would follow his lead when she began to relate what had happened when she had first gone to the Williamson apartment.
She did, but even stretching it, and even with Hay-zus kicking in with detailed explanations of why things were done, and done in certain ways, there was only so much to relate, and when Olivia had finished, it was far too early to hope that Colt would have had enough and want to go to bed.
He didn"t have enough-despite his having asked a number of intelligent questions that had required long explanations-and he didn"t want to go to bed.
"You know what I"d like to do now?" Colt asked, rhetorically, and went on without waiting for a reply. "It"s only a little after ten. I"d like to take a ride. Maybe go back to that bar you took me to before, maybe go by this Special Operations place where Hay-zus works, maybe take a quick look at that warehouse where you said they keep the undercover cars. . . . And go out to D"Allesandro"s for a real cheese steak."
"You just finished eating," Olivia blurted.
"I didn"t eat much," he said. "And I really want a cheese steak. We can get the cheese steak last before we call it a night, after we see the other stuff."
Although he sensed it was going to be futile, Matt offered objections.
"There"s a couple of problems with that, Stan," he began.
"Like what?" Colt replied with a smile, but in a tone of voice that made it clear he was used to getting whatever he asked for.
"Well, for one thing, we"ll have to run the gauntlet of the press waiting for you downstairs."
"The other security guys can handle that," Colt said.
"Stan, the people downstairs are police officers, members of the Dignitary Protection Unit. Not "security guys." Security guys are rent-a-cops."
"No offense, that"s very interesting, good to know, and I won"t make that mistake again. What else?"
"We can"t go into the IAD warehouse if we go there in my unmarked car."
"But we could drive by it, right? If we didn"t stop?"
"Yes, we could."
"Okay, that solves that. What the h.e.l.l, if I went inside, all I"d see is a bunch of cars, right?"
"Right."
"Anything else?"
"If we go to D"Allesandro"s, you"re probably going to be recognized, and likely mobbed by your fans."
"Sergeant Payne," Colt said, switching voices again, "I have a deep, one might say profound, trust that you and Detective La.s.siter can shield me from the enthusiasm of my fans. Anything else?"
"Not that I can think of."
"Stan," Olivia said. "I"m not working Dignitary Protection. I have to do one of two things: go back to the phone in Homicide, or go home, so I can start off first thing in the morning."
"You"ve already put a lot of hours in today," Matt said. "We"ll take you home. . . ." And then he had a second thought. "Why don"t we drop you at Homicide, and you see what the Captain or Washington wants you to do?"
It took her a moment to understand what he really meant.
"If anything interesting has come up, I could call you," she said.
"Great idea!" Colt said.
"Hay-zus, you got the number of the sergeant downstairs? " Matt asked.
Martinez took out his telephone, punched in numbers, and handed the phone to him.
"Sergeant Nevins."
"Matt Payne," Matt said. "Mr. Colt wants to ride around town a little. Is that going to pose any problems for you?"
"You want to take a couple of uniforms with you?"
"No. I was thinking about the press. They still there?"
"Yeah. We can handle them. Just give a couple of minutes" notice."
"We"ll be down in five minutes," Matt said.
"I really appreciate this, buddy," Stan Colt said.
[FIVE].
When officers commanding, for example, the Impact Unit and Internal Affairs get an order directly from the first deputy commissioner, they tend to drop whatever they might have been doing and start to comply with the order. The same is true when the commanding officer of a detective division gets any kind of an order from the chief inspector of detectives.
This being the case, Inspector Wohl had been more than a little surprised that the first person to respond to the summons issued was Steven J. Cohen, Esq., head of the District Attorney"s Homicide Unit, a dapper, tanned, well-dressed forty-year-old.
"That was quick, Steve," Wohl greeted him. "Thank you."
"I would say I heard my mistress"s voice, but that would be subject to misinterpretation," Cohen said. "I was in Center City. Please don"t ask me why."
"Why were you in Center City, Steve?" Wohl asked.
"Would you believe my wife is a Stan Colt fan? And/or that I paid a hundred dollars each for two tickets ent.i.tling us to stand in a long line in the Bellvue-Stratford to shake his hand, and two very watery drinks? And that when Al called me, I was in the bar of the Ritz-Carlton, where he is staying, and where, my wife hoped, he would appear?"
"I believe you," Wohl said. "If you can"t believe a lawyer, who can you believe?"
Cohen gave him the finger.
"What"s up, Peter?"
"We"ve identified one of the doers in the Roy Rogers job," Peter began.