"A little," I replied, "that is if there is any chance of making money out of it, which there ought to be here, as this marble looks almost as good as that of Carrara. But flint instruments are more my line, that is in an ignorant and amateur way, as I think they are in yours, for I saw some in your room. Tell me, what do you think of this. Is it a sc.r.a.per?" and I produced a stone out of my pocket which I had found a week before in the bush-veld.
At once he forgot his suspicions, of which I could see he arrived very full indeed. This curious man, as it happened, was really fond of flint instruments, of which he knew a great deal.
"Did you find this here?" he asked.
I led him several yards further from the mouth of the cave and pointed out the exact spot where I said I had picked it up amongst some quarry debris. Then followed a most learned discussion, for it appeared that this was a flint instrument of the rarest and most valuable type, one that Noah might have used, or Job might have sc.r.a.ped himself with, and the question was how the d.i.c.kens had it come among that quarry debris. In the end we left the problem undecided, and having presented the article to Dr. Rodd, a gift for which he thanked me with real warmth, I returned to the house filled with the glow that rewards one who has made a valuable discovery.
Of the following three days I have nothing particular to say, except that during them I was perhaps more acutely bored than ever I had been in my life before. The house was beautiful in its own fashion; the food was excellent; there was everything I could want to drink, and Rodd announced that he no longer feared the necessity of operation upon Ans...o...b.."s leg. His recovery was now a mere matter of time, and meanwhile he must not use his foot or let the blood run into it more than could be helped, which meant that he must keep himself in a rec.u.mbent position. The trouble was that I had nothing on earth do except study the characters of our hosts, which I found disagreeable and depressing. I might have gone out shooting, but nothing of the sort was allowed upon the property in obedience to the wish of Miss Heda, a mysterious young person who was always expected and never appeared, and beyond it I was afraid to travel for fear of Basutos. I might have gone to Pilgrim"s Rest or Lydenburg to make report of the nefarious deeds of the said Basutos, but at best it would have taken one or two days, and possibly I should have been detained by officials who never consider any one"s time except their own.
This meant that I should have been obliged to leave Ans...o...b.. alone, which I did not wish to do, so I just sat still and, as I have said, was intensely bored, hanging about the place and smoking more than was good for me.
In due course Ans...o...b.. emerged on to the stoep, where he lay with his leg up, and was also bored, especially after he had tried to pump old Marnham about his past in the Guards and completely failed. It was in this mood of utter dejection that we agreed to play a game of cards one evening. Not that either of us cared for cards; indeed, personally, I have always detested them because, with various-coloured counters to represent money which never pa.s.sed, they had formed one of the afflictions of my youth.
It was so annoying if you won, to be handed a number of green counters and be informed that they represented so many hundreds or thousands of pounds, or vice-versa if you lost, for as it cost no one anything, my dear father insisted upon playing for enormous stakes. Never in any aspect of life have I cared for fooling. Ans...o...b.. also disliked cards, I think because his ancestors too had played with counters, such as some that I have seen belonging to the Cocoa-Tree Club and other gambling places of a past generation, marked as high as a thousand guineas, which counters must next morning be redeemed in hard cash, whereby his family had been not a little impoverished.
"I fancy you will find they are high-fliers," he said when the pair had left to fetch a suitable table, for the night being very hot we were going to play on the stoep by the light of the hanging paraffin lamp and some candles. I replied to the effect that I could not afford to lose large sums of money, especially to men who for aught I knew might then be engaged in marking the cards.
"I understand," he answered. "Don"t you bother about that, old fellow. This is my affair, arranged for my special amus.e.m.e.nt. I shan"t grumble if the fun costs something, for I am sure there will be fun."
"All right," I said, "only if we should happen to win money, it"s yours, not mine."
To myself I reflected, however, that with these two opponents we had about as much chance of winning as a snowflake has of resisting the atmosphere of the lower regions.
Presently they returned with the table, which had a green cloth over it that hung down half-way to the ground. Also one of the native boys brought a tray with spirits, from which I judged by various signs, old Marnham, who had already drunk his share at dinner, had helped himself freely on the way. Soon we were arranged, Ans...o...b.., who was to be my partner, opposite to me in his long chair, and the game began.
I forget what particular variant of cards it was we played, though I know it admitted of high and progressive stakes. At first, however, these were quite moderate and we won, as I suppose we were meant to do. After half an hour or so Marnham rose to help himself to brandy and water, a great deal of brandy and very little water, while I took a nip of Hollands, and Ans...o...b.. and Rodd filled their pipes.
"I think this is getting rather slow," said Rodd to Ans...o...b... "I vote we put a bit more on."
"As much as you like," answered Ans...o...b.. with a little drawl and twinkle of the eye, which always showed that he was amused. "Both Quatermain and I are born gamblers. Don"t look angry, Quatermain, you know you are. Only if we lose you will have to take a cheque, for I have precious little cash."
"I think that will be good enough," replied the doctor quietly-"if you lose."
So the stakes were increased to an amount that made my hair stand up stiffer even than usual, and the game went on. Behold! a marvel came to pa.s.s. How it happened I do not know, unless Marnham had brought the wrong cards by mistake or had grown too fuddled to understand his partner"s telegraphic signals, which I, being accustomed to observe, saw him make, not once but often, still we won! What is more, with a few set-backs, we went on winning, till presently the sums written down to our credit, for no actual cash pa.s.sed, were considerable. And all the while, at the end of each bout Marnham helped himself to more brandy, while the doctor grew more mad in a suppressed-thunder kind of a way. For my part I became alarmed, especially as I perceived that Ans...o...b.. was on the verge of breaking into open merriment, and his legs being up I could not kick him under the table.
"My partner ought to go to bed. Don"t you think we should stop?"
I said.
"On the whole I do," replied Rodd, glowering at Marnham, who, somewhat unsteadily, was engaged in wiping drops of brandy from his long beard.
"D--d if I do," exclaimed that worthy. "When I was young and played with gentlemen they always gave losers an opportunity of revenge."
"Then," replied Ans...o...b.. with a flash of his eyes, "let us try to follow in the footsteps of the gentlemen with whom you played in your youth. I suggest that we double the stakes."
"That"s right! That"s the old form!" said Marnham.
The doctor half rose from his chair, then sat down again. Watching him, I concluded that he believed his partner, a seasoned vessel, was not so drunk as he pretended to be, and either in an actual or a figurative sense, had a card up his sleeve. If so, it remained there, for again we won; all the luck was with us.
"I am getting tired," drawled Ans...o...b... "Lemon and water are not sustaining. Shall we stop?"
"By Heaven! no," shouted Marnham, to which Ans...o...b.. replied that if it was wished, he would play another hand, but no more.
"All right," said Marnham, "but let it be for double or quits."
He spoke quite quietly and seemed suddenly to have grown sober. Now I think that Rodd made up his mind that he really was acting and that he really had that card up his sleeve. At any rate he did not object. I, however, was of a different opinion, having often seen drunken men succ.u.mb to an access of sobriety under the stress of excitement and remarked that it did not last long.
"Do you really mean that?" I said, speaking for the first time and addressing myself to the doctor. "I don"t quite know what the sum involved is, but it must be large."
"Of course," he answered.
Then remembering that at the worst Ans...o...b.. stood to lose nothing, I shrugged my shoulders and held my tongue. It was Marnham"s deal, and although he was somewhat in the shadow of the hanging lamp and the candles had guttered out, I distinctly saw him play some hocus-pocus with the cards, but in the circ.u.mstances made no protest. As it chanced he must have hocus-pocused them wrong, for though his hand was full of trumps, Rodd held nothing at all. The battle that ensued was quite exciting, but the end of it was that an ace in the hand of Ans...o...b.., who really was quite a good player, did the business, and we won again.
In the rather awful silence that followed Ans...o...b.. remarked in his cheerful drawl-
"I"m not sure that my addition is quite right; we"ll check that in the morning, but I make out that you two gentlemen owe Quatermain and myself #749 10s."
Then the doctor broke out.
"You accursed old fool," he hissed-there is no other word for it-at Marnham. "How are you going to pay all this money that you have gambled away, drunken beast that you are!"
"Easily enough, you felon," shouted Marnham. "So," and thrusting his hand into his pocket he pulled out a number of diamonds which he threw upon the table, adding, "there"s what will cover it twice over, and there are more where they came from, as you know well enough, my medical jailbird."
"You dare to call me that," gasped the doctor in a voice laden with fury, so intense that it had deprived him of his reason, "you-you-murderer! Oh! why don"t I kill you as I shall some day?" and lifting his gla.s.s, which was half full, he threw the contents into Marnham"s face.
"That"s a nice man for a prospective, son-in-law, isn"t he?" exclaimed the old scamp, as, seizing the brandy decanter, he hurled it straight at Rodd"s head, only missing him by an inch.
"Don"t you think you had both better go to bed, gentlemen?" I inquired. "You are saying things you might regret in the morning."
Apparently they did think it, for without another word they rose and marched off in different directions to their respective rooms, which I heard both of them lock. For my part I collected the I.O.U."s; also the diamonds which still lay upon the table, while Ans...o...b.. examined the cards.
"Marked, by Jove!" he said. "Oh! my dear Quatermain, never have I had such an amusing evening in all my life."
"Shut up, you silly idiot," I answered. "There"ll be murder done over this business, and I only hope it won"t be on us."
CHAPTER VI
MISS HEDA
It might be thought that after all this there would have been a painful explanation on the following morning, but nothing of the sort happened. After all the greatest art is the art of ignoring things, without which the world could scarcely go on, even among the savage races. Thus on this occasion the two chief actors in the scene of the previous night pretended that they had forgotten what took place, as I believe, to a large extent truly. The fierce flame of drink in the one and of pa.s.sion in the other had burnt the web of remembrance to ashes. They knew that something unpleasant had occurred and its main outlines; the rest had vanished away; perhaps because they knew also that they were not responsible for what they said and did, and therefore that what occurred had no right to a permanent niche in their memories. It was, as it were, something outside of their normal selves. At least so I conjectured, and their conduct seemed to give colour to my guess.
The doctor spoke to me of the matter first.
"I fear there was a row last night," he said; "it has happened here before over cards, and will no doubt happen again until matters clear themselves up somehow. Marnham, as you see, drinks, and when drunk is the biggest liar in the world, and I, I am sorry to say, am cursed with a violent temper. Don"t judge either of us too harshly. If you were a doctor you would know that all these things come to us with our blood, and we didn"t fashion our own clay, did we? Have some coffee, won"t you?"
Subsequently when Rodd wasn"t there, Marnham spoke also and with that fine air of courtesy which was peculiar to him.
"I owe a deep apology," he said, "to yourself and Mr. Ans...o...b... I do not recall much about it, but I know there was a scene last night over those cursed cards. A weakness overtakes me sometimes. I will say no more, except that you, who are also a man who perhaps have felt weaknesses of one sort or another, will, I hope, make allowances for me and pay no attention to anything that I may have said or done in the presence of guests; yes, that is what pains me-in the presence of guests."
Something in his distinguished manner caused me to reflect upon every peccadillo that I had ever committed, setting it in its very worst light.