"I guess I just haven"t got the energy for this anymore," he sighed, without a hint of shame or regret.
I looked at him-the thinning salt-and-pepper hair and the p.o.o.p-stained polo shirt-and thought to myself, Yeah, but then again, you never did, did you? Yeah, but then again, you never did, did you?
CHAPTER 6.
The website Dumb.com had already been taken. Maybe I should have antic.i.p.ated this, but since registering a domain name was the only part of the plan that I felt comfortable doing, it was a disappointing start. The registration site tried to help me out by advising that related terms such as idiot, moron, dork, and stupid were still available for purchase if I was interested. But although it was tempting, I figured that Josh"s ego might have a problem with being the headlining act on had already been taken. Maybe I should have antic.i.p.ated this, but since registering a domain name was the only part of the plan that I felt comfortable doing, it was a disappointing start. The registration site tried to help me out by advising that related terms such as idiot, moron, dork, and stupid were still available for purchase if I was interested. But although it was tempting, I figured that Josh"s ego might have a problem with being the headlining act on Stupid.com. Instead I started a Mys.p.a.ce page for the band, which was free and pretty easy.
I checked out the YouTube video that Josh had mentioned, but the quality was horrendous. The only way I knew for sure that it was Dumb onstage was Tash"s green spikes, which glowed like radioactive waste under the freaky stage lights.
I spent a couple minutes tweaking the volume control on the computer, but the quality was awful. At its highest setting, it was plain uncomfortable. I closed my eyes and focused all my attention on the static mess, but the sound was completely distorted. A minute later I turned it off. For all I knew, Dumb may have been the best or the worst band in the history of rock music.
I tried Googling for information about rock bands with three members, but one look at a photo of the Bee Gees a.s.sured me this particular line of inquiry wasn"t going to be helpful. I searched under "guitar," memorizing words like "headstock" and "fretboard" and "pickups." Then I moved to "singing," wrestling with the possible meanings of "head voice" and "falsetto." By the time I"d blown most of an hour it had become abundantly clear to me that (a) just about the only thing the Web didn"t have was a ten-step guide to managing your high school rock band, and (b) the idea of me managing a band was simply . . . well, dumb. Maybe the group knew it too. Maybe this was all a joke-their way of getting back at me for humiliating them-and they were about to have the last laugh.
I closed my eyes and imagined how different things would have been if Marissa had never left. I still recalled every painful moment of that hot August day when she and her parents climbed into the Penske truck and took off for San Francisco: the way she apologized over and over, like she"d had any say in the decision; how she promised that nothing would change, and she"d fly back during winter break; how we"d ooVoo-a video format tailor-made for sign language-every day. And we did, too, until the camera on her laptop stopped working. Then we switched to IM, but it wasn"t the same. She couldn"t smile on IM, or laugh that ridiculous laugh, or rescue me with a pretend hug before I"d even had a chance to say what was wrong. She felt so much farther away when I couldn"t see her anymore.
It was too early in the evening to expect her to be around, so I sent Marissa a text message, asking her to IM as soon as she got in. Then, even though I knew I shouldn"t, I waited around in case she replied quickly. I just needed a sign, something to rea.s.sure me that she hadn"t moved on without me, that she still needed me as much as I needed her. After all, she was the only one who really got got me, who"d stayed online hour after hour as I complained about Grace"s implant, agreeing heart and soul with every word I wrote. Everyone needs a friend who"ll sympathize no matter what-for me, that was Marissa. me, who"d stayed online hour after hour as I complained about Grace"s implant, agreeing heart and soul with every word I wrote. Everyone needs a friend who"ll sympathize no matter what-for me, that was Marissa.
Ten minutes later, I gave up waiting. Clearly, I"d need to look elsewhere for today"s sympathy quota, although something told me I wasn"t going to find it at home.
CHAPTER 7.
"Piper"s the new manager of Dumb," blurted Finn. Apparently the news couldn"t wait until dinner had been served.
Dad"s eyes narrowed. "What"s dumb?" he asked cautiously, like he was afraid of becoming the b.u.t.t of a philosophical joke.
"You know. They won Seattle Teen Battle of the Bands."
Mom snorted. "Oh, well then, yeah, of course I know exactly what you"re talking about."
Finn muttered something, but I couldn"t catch a word of it as Grace was babbling and Finn"s hands obscured his mouth. Sheesh. Sheesh. It was a round table too, so I could follow conversations and read lips more easily. Dad said it was a "concession" they were happy to make. It was a round table too, so I could follow conversations and read lips more easily. Dad said it was a "concession" they were happy to make.
"You"re not serious, are you?" asked Dad.
"Yeah," said Finn, not looking up. "They won it this weekend. I"ve heard them too. They"re really good."
"No. I mean, about Piper being their manager."
"h.e.l.lo. I"m sitting right here," I groaned. It happened all the time, Dad talking about me as if I weren"t sitting next to him.
"Yeah, I"m serious," said Finn. "She told them . . . well, she said she"s got some ideas about how to market them more effectively."
Dad nodded, but his fork hung in midair. "No offense, but shouldn"t the manager of a rock band have perfect hearing?"
I couldn"t believe Dad said that, and neither could Mom.
"Piper can do anything she wants to," snapped Mom, repeating her favorite phrase like a mantra.
"I know that, honey. Piper is as academically capable as any other child, but this is different."
That got me absolutely seething.
"Well, I think it"s great, Piper," Mom interjected. "You could do with a non-academic outlet."
I felt my jaw slacken. "Let me get this straight. Dad thinks I"m disabled, and you think I"m a geek?"
They both rushed to defend themselves, so I couldn"t decide whose lips to read. "Stop! One at a time." I nodded at Dad first.
"It"s not about being disabled. It"s about knowing your limitations."
From the corner of my eye, I saw Mom flinch.
"Gee, thanks, Dad. That"s especially meaningful coming from someone who can"t even change a diaper."
"What"s that?" asked Mom, grateful for the change of topic.
"Dad ended up with Grace"s p.o.o.p all over his shirt this afternoon."
"That"s enough," he said sternly.
Mom tried to rein it in, but then she let loose an unsavory snort, which got me laughing. A moment later Grace erupted in chortling too, face aglow as she bounced up and down in her high chair. Suddenly I was laughing even harder, and I would have kept laughing if I hadn"t realized that in the s.p.a.ce of a day Grace had gone from profound deafness to hearing probably more than me. I knew I should have been thrilled for her, but instead I was so overwhelmed with jealousy I wanted to scream. I understood that I was being unreasonable, but if I could I"d have ripped her implant off right there and then.
I looked around the table, wondering how I"d become so frustrated with the rest of my family so quickly. And as I sat there pondering how to escape feeling so wretched, the only thing that offered any relief at all was completely and utterly Dumb.
CHAPTER 8.
Wednesday lunch was chess club, an opportunity for me to inflict swift and decisive defeats on anyone who dared to take me on. Which is to say, Ed Chen.
Ed"s strengths did not lie in his chess ac.u.men. In fact, it was entirely unclear to me why he continued to subject himself to successive thrashings, but I was grateful for it. Even though I was captain of the school team-a team in name only; we hadn"t taken on another school in almost a year-I couldn"t get anyone else to play me.
Ed was white again-like having the first move was any kind of advantage-and he commenced with his standard opening, shuffling a p.a.w.n forward two s.p.a.ces. I sometimes wondered if he kept doing it to lure me into complacency, that one day he"d sense my apathy and unleash his full a.r.s.enal of devastating moves, his bishops a.s.saulting my defenseless p.a.w.ns. But after a year of identical openings, I suspected he wasn"t holding anything back; there simply wasn"t anything there.
Not that Ed wasn"t talented. He"d been princ.i.p.al percussionist of the Seattle Youth Orchestra since he was thirteen, and seemed destined to follow in his mom"s footsteps by attending one of those prestigious conservatories on the East Coast. He was pretty open about it even, although he never came across as c.o.c.ky, just confident.
I countered his p.a.w.n shuffle by advancing one of my own p.a.w.ns, blocking his path. It was a throwaway move, but he responded like I"d exhausted his options. He scratched his head, leaving his thick dark hair standing upright, and scrunched his face until I could barely see his deep brown eyes. Even his cheeks had a cute rosy glow. When he speculatively nudged another p.a.w.n forward, the move seemed to cause him such grave discomfort I could barely keep a straight face.
"I"ve agreed to manage that rock band Dumb," I said, breaking the silence.
Oddly, Ed didn"t seem surprised. "What do you think of them?" he asked.
I wasn"t sure what I thought of them because I couldn"t really hear hear them, so I just shrugged. "It"s just a joke really, I guess." them, so I just shrugged. "It"s just a joke really, I guess."
Ed"s eyes narrowed. "I disagree. I thought their performance on Monday was quite compelling."
I was shocked. "You were there?"
"Sort of. I was watching from the second floor. And for the record," he said, raising an eyebrow, "I noticed that you and Kallie Sims were the only ones who stayed for the whole performance. Odd behavior for someone who thinks Dumb is a joke."
I felt myself blush. Was everyone watching me from behind the safety of a school window?
I stealthily positioned my knight as decoy, while setting up my queen for a devastating attack. Ed responded defensively, throwing a sacrificial p.a.w.n in my way. The game could have been over in just two more moves, but talking to Ed about Dumb was helpful.
"Would you look at something for me?" I asked.
"Sure." He seemed relieved to put the game on hold.
As we stood up, I noticed he had finally grown taller than me. Not that he"s short-I"m five foot eight-but I"d been taller ever since freshman year. Maybe it"s easier to get your a.s.s whipped in chess when your female opponent is shorter than you.
Chess club met in the computer room-presumably geeks who play chess are considered less destructive than other student groups-so I led him to one of the computers and searched for Dumb"s YouTube performance. It was no more meaningful for me than it had been the day before, but Ed studied it like it was advanced calculus. When it was over, he nodded several times before turning to face me.
"Okay, well, the good news is that although all three songs are covers, they"re imaginative covers, like Dumb"s recomposing each song rather than just copying it. That"s important-gives them their own ident.i.ty, which is necessary if they want to stand out."
I had no idea what a cover cover was, but in the context I got the gist of it. So far so good. was, but in the context I got the gist of it. So far so good.
"Unfortunately, though, they"re very imprecise. They don"t listen to one another, and they clearly don"t practice enough."
"Really? Because they told me they practice every Friday in Josh and Will"s garage."
Ed smiled broadly. "Believe me, there"s a big difference between rehearsing and hanging out with each other for a couple hours every Friday evening."
We wandered back to the chessboard, my pieces poised to dethrone his king at a moment"s notice. With only two more minutes until the end of lunch, I commenced the endgame.
"Ed, would you do me a favor?"
He perked up. "Sure. Anything."
"Could you come along on Friday and listen to them? You know, give them some pointers."
His eyes shot back down to the chessboard. "I don"t think so, Piper. They"re not really . . . well, I"m not like them."
"What are you saying-that you think I"m I"m like them?" like them?"
Ed sighed, pa.s.sively sending his queen skipping across the board, more fodder for me if I chose to take it. But that seemed unnecessarily cruel. Instead, I moved my rook into position and waited.
"I think you"ve almost got me here," I said, wiping my forehead for effect.
The corners of his mouth twitched with excitement. "I have?"
"Hmm. . . . Now will you please come on Friday?"
Ed looked closer at his pieces, trying to see the threat that I saw. He shrugged as he moved his queen all the way back to where it had started the previous move. I sometimes wondered if he thought that the winner was the person whose pieces covered the most real estate.
"If you win, I"ll come," he said finally. "But if I I win"-he smirked-"then it"s no deal." win"-he smirked-"then it"s no deal."
Five seconds later the bell rang. But not before I"d put him in checkmate.
CHAPTER 9.
Mom was bouncing Grace on her knee as I entered the living room, and I couldn"t help but smile. It used to be a thing we did together-tag-team Grace teasing, we called it-Mom bouncing Grace, me playing peek-a-boo with her. And I"m sorry if it sounds cheesy, but yeah, I liked it. But this time Mom had turned Grace toward her, talking in the rapid-fire patter of a horse race commentator. Visual stimulation was out. Aural stimulation was the order of the day, and I couldn"t see how I"d fit into that activity at all.
I was about to leave when Mom stopped, looked past Grace and smiled her honey smile for me and me alone. She tried to sign, but needed both of her hands to hold Grace. It felt symbolic somehow, but I didn"t want this conversation to go the way of others, so I stepped forward and took Grace from her, freeing her to communicate.
This must be difficult for you, she signed, not needing to explain what "this" was. she signed, not needing to explain what "this" was.
I nodded, rested my chin on Grace"s warm, soft head. The delicate scent of baby shampoo was irresistible.
How does Grace"s cochlear implant make you feel?
How did it make me feel? Angry and frustrated, yes, but it was more than that. I felt like I"d been judged and found to be inadequate, a problem beyond remedy. But even that wasn"t the worst thing. "Alone. It makes me feel alone."
Mom winced, but she didn"t look surprised. You"re not alone. You know that, right? You"re not alone. You know that, right?
I buried my face in Grace"s soft, wispy hair, felt it tickle my cheeks, nose, lips. I"d forgotten how good it felt to hold her.
Grace isn"t you, honey. You had six years before your hearing went, but she hasn"t even had a day.
"I know that."
Of course you do. But it changes things. You speak so beautifully, and even now you have some residual hearing- "Not as much as you think," I protested.
Okay. Maybe not as much as we think, she conceded, her movements fluid and face rea.s.suring. she conceded, her movements fluid and face rea.s.suring. But some. Grace would have heard nothing. She wouldn"t have learned to speak like you. With the cochlear implant she"ll have a chance to do those things. But some. Grace would have heard nothing. She wouldn"t have learned to speak like you. With the cochlear implant she"ll have a chance to do those things.
"You mean she"ll hear and speak better than me."
I don"t know. Would it bother you?