"You are not going to hoax me in that way," said the host. "The soldier has been here, but went out of the door like an honest fellow.
I took care of that. You are the thieves, and you shall pay for the geese."
However, as the men had no money to pay him with, he took a stick and beat them out of doors.
Meanwhile, as Brother Merry journeyed on, he came to a place where there was a n.o.ble castle, and not far from it a little public-house.
Into this he went, and asked for a night"s lodging, but the landlord said that his house was full of guests, and he could not accommodate him.
"I wonder," said Brother Merry, "that the people should all come to you, instead of going to that castle."
"They have good reason for what they do," said the landlord, "for whoever has attempted to spend the night at the castle has never come back to show how he was entertained."
"If others have attempted it, why shouldn"t I?" said Merry.
"You had better leave it alone," said the host; "you are only thrusting your head into danger."
"No fear of danger," said the soldier, "only give me the key and plenty to eat and drink."
The hostess gave him what he asked for, and he went off to the castle, relished his supper, and when he found himself sleepy, laid himself down on the floor, for there was no bed in the place. He soon went to sleep, but in the night he was awoke by a great noise, and when he aroused himself he discovered nine very ugly devils dancing in a circle which they had made around him.
"Dance as long as you like," said Brother Merry; "but don"t come near me."
But the devils came drawing nearer and nearer, and at last they almost trod on his face with their misshapen feet.
"Be quiet," said he, but they behaved still worse.
At last he got angry, and crying--
"Holla! I"ll soon make you quiet," he caught hold of the leg of a stool and struck about him.
Nine devils against one soldier were, however, too much, and while he laid about l.u.s.tily on those before him, those behind pulled his hair and pinched him miserably.
"Ay, ay, you pack of devils, now you are too hard for me," said he; "but wait a bit. I wish all the nine devils were in my knapsack,"
cried he, and it was no sooner said than done.
There they were. Then Brother Merry buckled it up close, and threw it into a corner, and as all was now still he lay down and slept till morning, when the landlord of the inn and the n.o.bleman to whom the castle belonged came to see how it had fared with him. When they saw him sound and lively, they were astonished, and said--
"Did the ghosts, then, do nothing to you?"
"Why, not exactly," said Merry; "but I have got them all nine in my knapsack. You may dwell quietly enough in your castle now; from henceforth they won"t trouble you."
The n.o.bleman thanked him and gave him great rewards, begging him to remain in his service, saying that he would take care of him all the days of his life.
"No," answered he; "I am used to wander and rove about. I will again set forth."
He went on until he came to a smithy, into which he went, and laying his knapsack on the anvil, bade the smith and all his men hammer away upon it as hard as they could. They did as they were directed, with their largest hammers and all their might, and the poor devils set up a piteous howling. When the men opened the knapsack there were eight of them dead, but one who had been snug in a fold was still alive, and he slipped out and ran away to his home in a twinkling.
After this Brother Merry wandered about the world for a long time; but at last he grew old, and began to think about his latter end, so he went to a hermit who was held to be a very pious man and said--
"I am tired of roving, and will now endeavour to go to heaven."
"There stand two ways," said the hermit; "the one, broad and pleasant, leads to h.e.l.l; the other is rough and narrow, and that leads to heaven."
"I must be a fool indeed," thought Brother Merry, "if I go the rough and narrow road;" so he went the broad and pleasant way till he came at last to a great black door, and that was the door of h.e.l.l.
He knocked, and the door-keeper opened it, and when he saw that it was Merry he was sadly frightened, for who should he be but the ninth devil who had been in the knapsack, and he had thought himself lucky, for he had escaped with nothing worse than a black eye. He bolted the door again directly, and running to the chief of the devils, said--
"There is a fellow outside with a knapsack on his back, but pray don"t let him in, for he can get all h.e.l.l into his knapsack by wishing it.
He once got me a terribly ugly hammering in it."
So they called out to Brother Merry, and told him that he must go away, for they should not let him in.
"Well, if they will not have me here," thought Merry, "I"ll e"en try if I can get a lodging in heaven. Somewhere or other I must rest."
So he turned about and went on till he came to the door of heaven, and there he knocked. Now the saint who had journeyed with Merry sat at the door, and had charge of the entrance. Brother Merry recognised him, and said--
"Are you here, old acquaintance? Then things will go better with me."
The saint replied--
"I suppose you want to get into heaven?"
"Ay, ay, brother, let me in; I must put up somewhere."
"No," said the saint; "you don"t come in here."
"Well, if you won"t let me in, take your dirty knapsack again. I"ll have nothing that can put me in mind of you," said Merry carelessly.
"Give it me, then," said the saint.
Brother Merry handed it through the grating into heaven, and the saint took it and hung it up behind his chair.
"Now," said Brother Merry, "I wish I was in my own knapsack."
Instantly he was there; and thus, being once actually in heaven, the saint was obliged to let him stay there.
FASTRADA.
By the side of the "Beautiful Doorway," leading into the cloisters of the cathedral at Mainz, stands, worked into the wall, a fragment of the tomb of Fastrada, the fourth wife of the mighty monarch Charlemagne according to some authorities, the third according to others. Fastrada figures in the following tradition related by the author of the Rhyming Chronicle.
When the Kaiser, Karl, abode at Zurich, he dwelt in a house called "The Hole," in front of which he caused a pillar to be erected with a bell on the top of it, to the end that whoever demanded justice should have the means of announcing himself. One day, as he sat at dinner in his house, he heard the bell ring, and sent out his servants to bring the claimant before him; but they could find no one. A second and a third time the bell rang, but no human being was still to be seen. At length the Kaiser himself went forth, and he found a large serpent, which had twined itself round the shaft of the pillar, and was then in the very act of pulling the bell rope.
"This is G.o.d"s will," said the monarch. "Let the brute be brought before me. I may deny justice to none of G.o.d"s creatures--man or beast."
The serpent was accordingly ushered into the imperial presence; and the Kaiser spoke to it as he would to one of his own kind, gravely asking what it required. The reptile made a most courteous reverence to Charlemagne, and signed in its dumb way for him to follow. He did so accordingly, accompanied by his court; and the creature led them on to the water"s edge, to the sh.o.r.es of the lake, where it had its nest.