"Pledge has bowled four maidens running," said Heathcote, determined that no one should blame the bowler _he_ had a.s.sisted to train.
"What"s the use of bowling maidens? Why don"t he bowl the boys, and have done with it?" said Duffield.
d.i.c.k looked at Heathcote; Heathcote looked at d.i.c.k; Duffield hummed a ditty. How could he do such a thing at such a time, and in such a place? Oh, had he been only in the Mountjoy waggonette on a lonely road, what a business meeting they could have held! As it was, there was only time to crush the debtor"s hat down over his eyes, and dig him on each side in the ribs, when a general stir betokened some important movement on the field of battle.
"By George! they"re going to change bowlers," said Hooker. "Quite time, too."
"No, they"re not," replied d.i.c.k, "they"re going to change ends. Awful low trick to put Cresswell with the light in his eyes."
"Pledge has had it in his all the last hour," said Heathcote.
"Shut up, you kids, and don"t make such a row. You can talk when we"re in at supper," said a Fifth-form fellow.
The allusion was a depressing one. More than once it had crossed our heroes" minds that supper was coming on; but the chances of their "cheeking in" (as they called it) to that part of the day"s entertainment were, to say the least, narrow.
At any rate, the allusion made them sad, and they relapsed into silence as the bowlers changed ends, and Pledge prepared to attack from his new base.
There was a sudden uncomfortable silence all round the meadow.
Grandcourt felt that if they could weather the storm a few overs longer they might yet avert the disgrace of a single innings defeat. Templeton felt, with decided qualms, that unless the change told quickly, it had better not have been made at all. The eleven stepped in a bit, and watched the ball with anxious faces. Ponty, alone, with one hand in his pocket, yawned, and looked somewhere else. "What"s the odds to Ponty?"
thought the seventy, marvelling how any one could look so unconcerned at such a crisis.
Pledge bowled one of his finest, awkwardest, most disconcerting slows.
The cautious batsman was proof against its syren-like allurements, and stepped back to block what any one else would have stepped forward to slog. The ball broke up sharp against his bat, and Grandcourt began to breathe again as they saw its progress arrested.
But at that particular moment it appeared to enter dear old Ponty"s head to take his hand out of his pocket and stroll forward a pace or two from his place at point in the direction of the wicket. And somehow or another it seemed to him that while he was there he might as well pick up the ball, as it dropped off the end of the bat on its way to the ground.
Which he did. And as every one looked on, and wondered what little game he was up to, it occurred to the umpire that it was a catch, and that the match was at an end.
Whereupon, the truth flashed round the field like an electric shock, and the crowds broke into the meadow in wild excitement, while the seventy, crimson with cheers, formed column and went for their men.
Poor Ponty had a hard time of it getting back to the tent, and half repented of his feat. But it did him and Templeton good, when they came upon the headquarters of Grandcourt, to hear the hearty cheers with which the vanquished hailed their victors.
Chivalry is infectious. For the next quarter of an hour the meadow was given up to cheers by Templeton for Grandcourt, and cheers by Grandcourt for Templeton, in which the gallant seventy-two, despite their numerical inferiority, held their own with admirable pluck.
Then, a mighty bell tolled out across the meads, and conqueror and conquered, united in the brotherhood of appet.i.te and good fellowship, turned in to supper, carrying their cheers with them.
Now was the hour of our heroes" perplexity. For, be it said to their credit as gentlemen, that however easily they may have got over their scruples as to breaking Templeton rules, riding in Templeton coaches, and enjoying themselves in the Grandcourt meadows, they had some hesitation about making free with the Grandcourt supper without a rather more precise invitation than they were already possessed of.
So they lagged a little behind the seventy, put their Templeton badges conspicuously forward, and tried to look as if supper had never entered into their calculations.
"Aren"t you two fellows coming to supper?" said a Grandcourt senior, overtaking them as they dawdled along.
"Thanks, awfully," said they; "perhaps there won"t be room."
"Rather!" said the hospitable enemy, "you two won"t crowd us out."
"We"ll sit close, you know," said d.i.c.k.
"Better not sit too close to begin with," said the Grandcourt boy, laughing, "or it"ll be real jam before supper"s over. Cut on and join your fellows, and squeeze into the first seat you can find."
The first seat our heroes found was one between Ponty and the Grandcourt head master, which, on consideration, they decided not to be appropriate. They therefore made hard for the other end of the room, and wedged themselves in among a lot of jolly Grandcourt juniors, who hailed them with vociferous cheers, and commenced to load them with a liberal share of all the good things the hospitable table groaned under.
Happy for d.i.c.k and Heathcote had they taken advice and begun the orgy at half distance! But they survived the "jam;" and what with chicken pie, and beef and ham, and gooseberry pie and shandy-gaff, to say nothing of jokes and laughter, and vows of eternal friendship with every Grandcourt fellow within hail, they never (to quote the experience of the little foxes in the nursery rhyme) "they never eat a better meal in all their life."
They could have gone on all night. But alas! envious time, that turns day to night, and hangs its pall between our eyes and the light of our eyes, put an end to the banquet. The coaches clattered up to the Grandcourt gate; the seventy, with their wraps and coats, were escorted, by their hosts in a body, to the chariots; horns sounded; cheers answered cheers; caps waved; whips cracked, and in five minutes the Grandcourt gate was as silent as if it guarded, not a fortress of hearty schoolboys, but a deserted, time-ruined monastery.
CHAPTER TWELVE.
IN WHICH NEMESIS HAS A BUSY TIME OF IT.
Our heroes had all along had a presentiment that their troubles would begin some time or other. They had expected it at the very start; but it had been put off stage by stage throughout the day, until it really seemed as if it must make haste, if it was to come at all.
And yet everything had gone so smoothly so far; the day had been so successful, the match so glorious, the supper so gorgeous, that they could hardly bring themselves to think Nemesis would really pounce upon them.
That worthy lady, however, though she often takes long credit, always pays her debts in the long run, and our heroes found her waiting for them before Grandcourt was many miles behind them.
They had been baulked in their intention of getting back into the friendly shelter of coach five at the outset, by the very awkward fact that Mansfield would stand at the door of Grandcourt, talking to a friend, until coach five had received its pa.s.sengers, and started.
Coach six followed, and to the horror of our two skulkers the way was still blocked. Things were getting desperate. The top of number _six_ was packed, and still Mansfield stood across the door.
Should they throw themselves on his mercy, or hurl themselves between his feet, and overturn him, if haply they might escape in the confusion?
How they hated that Grandcourt fellow who talked to him. What business had he to keep a Templeton fellow there catching cold? Why hadn"t all Grandcourt been ordered to bed directly after supper?
Horrors! Coach six shouted "All right!" and rattled off.
"We"re done for," said Heathcote. "We may as well show up."
"Stay where you are," said d.i.c.k; "we shall have to hang on behind the coach the Eleven go in."
"But, d.i.c.k, they"re all monitors!"
"Can"t be helped," said d.i.c.k, peremptorily.
The Eleven"s coach drove up, and all Grandcourt turned out with a final cheer for their conquerors. Mansfield shook hands with his friend, and climbed up on to the box. The rest followed. Ponty rambled out among the last. He looked up at the crowded roof, and didn"t like it. It was far too much grind for the dear fellow to swarm up there.
"I"ll go inside, Cresswell. Come on; we"ll get a seat each, and make ourselves comfortable."
Cresswell laughed.
"If you hadn"t made that catch, old man," said he, "I"d say you were the laziest beggar I ever saw. But as you"ve a right to give your orders, I"ll obey. Lead on, mighty captain."
Our heroes shivered, and wondered if any sin in the calendar were equal to that of sloth! With all the Eleven on the top, they had had a chance yet of weathering "Mrs" Nemesis, and hanging on behind. But with the captain and whipper-in inside, they might as well try and hang on a lion"s tail.
"All U P, old man," groaned Heathcote.
"Slip out sharp!" said d.i.c.k excitedly. "Our only chance is to get ahead of them, and pick them up on the road."
Scarcely any one noticed the two dismayed little Templetonians, as they squeezed out of the gate, with their caps drawn over their eyes, and their heads diligently turned away from the coach of the Eleven. One fellow, however, spotted them, and scared the wits out of them, by saying "Hallo! here are two youngsters left behind. Get inside this coach; there"s lots of room. Look alive, they"re starting."