"I left him at Ballarat, studying the language. And besides, he had to go to Melbourne and get us ready for New Zealand. I"ve not tried to pilot myself before, and it doesn"t look easy."
"Easy! You"ve selected the very most difficult piece of railroad in Australia for your experiment. There are twelve miles of this road which no man without good executive ability can ever hope-tell me, have you good executive ability? first-rate executive ability?"
"I-well, I think so, but--"
"That settles it. The tone of--oh, you wouldn"t ever make it in the world. However, that American will point you right, and you"ll go. You"ve got tickets?"
"Yes-round trip; all the way to Sydney."
"Ah, there it is, you see! You are going in the 5 o"clock by Castlemaine-twelve miles-instead of the 7.15 by Ballarat-in order to save two hours of fooling along the road. Now then, don"t interrupt-let me have the floor. You"re going to save the government a deal of hauling, but that"s nothing; your ticket is by Ballarat, and it isn"t good over that twelve miles, and so--"
"But why should the government care which way I go?"
"Goodness knows! Ask of the winds that far away with fragments strewed the sea, as the boy that stood on the burning deck used to say. The government chooses to do its railway business in its own way, and it doesn"t know as much about it as the French. In the beginning they tried idiots; then they imported the French-which was going backwards, you see; now it runs the roads itself-which is going backwards again, you see. Why, do you know, in order to curry favor with the voters, the government puts down a road wherever anybody wants it-anybody that owns two sheep and a dog; and by consequence we"ve got, in the colony of Victoria, 800 railway stations, and the business done at eighty of them doesn"t foot up twenty shillings a week."
"Five dollars? Oh, come!"
"It"s true. It"s the absolute truth."
"Why, there are three or four men on wages at every station."
"I know it. And the station-business doesn"t pay for the sheep-dip to sanctify their coffee with. It"s just as I say. And accommodating? Why, if you shake a rag the train will stop in the midst of the wilderness to pick you up. All that kind of politics costs, you see. And then, besides, any town that has a good many votes and wants a fine station, gets it. Don"t you overlook that Maryborough station, if you take an interest in governmental curiosities. Why, you can put the whole population of Maryborough into it, and give them a sofa apiece, and have room for more. You haven"t fifteen stations in America that are as big, and you probably haven"t five that are half as fine. Why, it"s perfectly elegant. And the clock! Everybody will show you the clock. There isn"t a station in Europe that"s got such a clock. It doesn"t strike-and that"s one mercy. It hasn"t any bell; and as you"ll have cause to remember, if you keep your reason, all Australia is simply bed.a.m.ned with bells.
On every quarter-hour, night and day, they jingle a tiresome chime of half a dozen notes-all the clocks in town at once, all the clocks in Australasia at once, and all the very same notes; first, downward scale: mi, re, do, sol-then upward scale: sol, si, re, do-down again: mi, re, do, sol-up again: sol, si, re, do-then the clock-say at midnight clang-clang-clang-clang-clang-clang-clang-clang-clang- clang--and, by that time you"re-h.e.l.lo, what"s all this excitement about? Oh I see-a runaway-scared by the train; why, you wouldn"t think this train could scare anything. Well, of cours, when they build and run eighty stations at a loss and a lot of palace-stations and clocks like Maryborough"s at another loss, the government has got to economize somewhere hasn"t it? Very well look at the rolling stock. That"s where they save the money. Why, that train from Maryborough will consist of eighteen freight-cars and two pa.s.senger-kennels; cheap, poor, shabby, slovenly; no drinking water, no sanitary arrangements, every imaginable inconvenience; and slow?-oh, the gait of cold mola.s.ses; no air-brake, no springs, and they"ll jolt your head off every time they start or stop. That"s where they make their little economies, you see. They spend tons of money to house you palatially while you wait fifteen minutes for a train, then degrade you to six hours" convict-transportation to get the foolish outlay back. What a rational man really needs is discomfort while he"s waiting, then his journey in a nice train would be a grateful change. But no, that would be common sense-and out of place in a government. And then, besides, they save in that other little detail, you know-repudiate their own tickets, and collect a poor little illegitimate extra shilling out of you for that twelve miles, and--"
"Well, in any case--"
"Wait-there"s more. Leave that American out of the account and see what would happen. There"s n.o.body on hand to examine your ticket when you arrive. But the conductor will come and examine it when the train is ready to start. It is too late to buy your extra ticket now; the train can"t wait, and won"t. You must climb out."
"But can"t I pay the conductor?"
"No, he is not authorized to receive the money, and he won"t. You must climb out. There"s no other way. I tell you, the railway management is about the only thoroughly European thing here-continentally European I mean, not English. It"s the continental business in perfection; down fine. Oh, yes, even to the peanut-commerce of weighing baggage."
The train slowed up at his place. As he stepped out he said: "Yes, you"ll like Maryborough. Plenty of intelligence there. It"s a charming place-with a h.e.l.l of a hotel."
Then he was gone. I turned to the other gentleman: "Is your friend in the ministry?"
"No-studying for it."
CHAPTER x.x.xII.
The man with a new idea is a Crank until the idea succeeds.
-Pudd"nhead Wilson"s New Calendar.
It was Junior England all the way to Christchurch-in fact, just a garden. And Christchurch is an English town, with an English-park annex, and a winding English brook just like the Avon-and named the Avon; but from a man, not from Shakespeare"s river. Its gra.s.sy banks are bordered by the stateliest and most impressive weeping willows to be found in the world, I suppose. They continue the line of a great ancestor; they were grown from sprouts of the willow that sheltered Napoleon"s grave in St. Helena. It is a settled old community, with all the serenities, the graces, the conveniences, and the comforts of the ideal home-life. If it had an established Church and social inequality it would be England over again with hardly a lack.
In the museum we saw many curious and interesting things; among others a fine native house of the olden time, with all the details true to the facts, and the showy colors right and in their proper places. All the details: the fine mats and rugs and things; the elaborate and wonderful wood carvings-wonderful, surely, considering who did them-wonderful in design and particularly in execution, for they were done with admirable sharpness and exactness, and yet with no better tools than flint and jade and sh.e.l.l could furnish; and the totem-posts were there, ancestor above ancestor, with tongues protruded and hands clasped comfortably over bellies containing other people"s ancestors-grotesque and ugly devils, every one, but lovingly carved, and ably; and the stuffed natives were present, in their proper places, and looking as natural as life; and the housekeeping utensils were there, too, and close at hand the carved and finely ornamented war canoe.
And we saw little jade G.o.ds, to hang around the neck-not everybody"s, but sacred to the necks of natives of rank. Also jade weapons, and many kinds of jade trinkets-all made out of that excessively hard stone without the help of any tool of iron. And some of these things had small round holes bored through them-n.o.body knows how it was done; a mystery, a lost art. I think it was said that if you want such a hole bored in a piece of jade now, you must send it to London or Amsterdam where the lapidaries are.
Also we saw a complete skeleton of the giant Moa. It stood ten feet high, and must have been a sight to look at when it was a living bird. It was a kicker, like the ostrich; in fight it did not use its beak, but its foot. It must have been a convincing kind of kick. If a person had his back to the bird and did not see who it was that did it, he would think he had been kicked by a wind-mill.
There must have been a sufficiency of moas in the old forgotten days when his breed walked the earth. His bones are found in vast ma.s.ses, all crammed together in huge graves. They are not in caves, but in the ground. n.o.body knows how they happened to get concentrated there. Mind, they are bones, not fossils. This means that the moa has not been extinct very long. Still, this is the only New Zealand creature which has no mention in that otherwise comprehensive literature, the native legends. This is a significant detail, and is good circ.u.mstantial evidence that the moa has been extinct 500 years, since the Maori has himself-by tradition-been in New Zealand since the end of the fifteenth century. He came from an unknown land-the first Maori did-then sailed back in his canoe and brought his tribe, and they removed the aboriginal peoples into the sea and into the ground and took the land. That is the tradition. That that first Maori could come, is understandable, for anybody can come to a place when he isn"t trying to; but how that discoverer found his way back home again without a compa.s.s is his secret, and he died with it in him. His language indicates that he came from Polynesia. He told where he came from, but he couldn"t spell well, so one can"t find the place on the map, because people who could spell better than he could, spelt the resemblance all out of it when they made the map. However, it is better to have a map that is spelt right than one that has information in it.
In New Zealand women have the right to vote for members of the legislature, but they cannot be members themselves. The law extending the suffrage to them went into effect in 1893. The population of Christchurch (census of 1891) was 31,454. The first election under the law was held in November of that year. Number of men who voted, 6,313; number of women who voted, 5,989. These figures ought to convince us that women are not as indifferent about politics as some people would have us believe. In New Zealand as a whole, the estimated adult female population was 139,915; of these 109,461 qualified and registered their names on the rolls 78.23 per cent. of the whole. Of these, 90,290 went to the polls and voted-85.18 per cent. Do men ever turn out better than that-in America or elsewhere? Here is a remark to the other s.e.x"s credit, too-I take it from the official report: "A feature of the election was the orderliness and sobriety of the people. Women were in no way molested."
At home, a standing argument against woman suffrage has always been that women could not go to the polls without being insulted. The arguments against woman suffrage have always taken the easy form of prophecy. The prophets have been prophesying ever since the woman"s rights movement began in 1848-and in forty-seven years they have never scored a hit.
Men ought to begin to feel a sort of respect for their mothers and wives and sisters by this time. The women deserve a change of att.i.tude like that, for they have wrought well. In forty-seven years they have swept an imposingly large number of unfair laws from the statute books of America. In that brief time these serfs have set themselves free-essentially. Men could not have done so much for themselves in that time without bloodshed-at least they never have; and that is argument that they didn"t know how. The women have accomplished a peaceful revolution, and a very beneficent one; and yet that has not convinced the average man that they are intelligent, and have courage and energy and perseverance and fort.i.tude. It takes much to convince the average man of anything; and perhaps nothing can ever make him realize that he is the average woman"s inferior-yet in several important details the evidence seems to show that that is what he is. Man has ruled the human race from the beginning-but he should remember that up to the middle of the present century it was a dull world, and ignorant and stupid; but it is not such a dull world now, and is growing less and less dull all the time. This is woman"s opportunity-she has had none before. I wonder where man will be in another forty-seven years?
In the New Zealand law occurs this: "The word person wherever it occurs throughout the Act includes woman."
That is promotion, you see. By that enlargement of the word, the matron with the garnered wisdom and experience of fifty years becomes at one jump the political equal of her callow kid of twenty-one. The white population of the colony is 626,000, the Maori population is 42,000. The whites elect seventy members of the House of Representatives, the Maoris four. The Maori women vote for their four members.
November 16. After four pleasant days in Christchurch, we are to leave at midnight to-night. Mr. Kinsey gave me an ornithorhynchus, and I am taming it.
Sunday, 17th. Sailed last night in the Flora, from Lyttelton.
So we did. I remember it yet. The people who sailed in the Flora that night may forget some other things if they live a good while, but they will not live long enough to forget that. The Flora is about the equivalent of a cattle-scow; but when the Union Company find it inconvenient to keep a contract and lucrative to break it, they smuggle her into pa.s.senger service, and "keep the change."
They give no notice of their projected depredation; you innocently buy tickets for the advertised pa.s.senger boat, and when you get down to Lyttelton at midnight, you find that they have subst.i.tuted the scow. They have plenty of good boats, but no compet.i.tion-and that is the trouble. It is too late now to make other arrangements if you have engagements ahead.
It is a powerful company, it has a monopoly, and everybody is afraid of it-including the government"s representative, who stands at the end of the stage-plank to tally the pa.s.sengers and see that no boat receives a greater number than the law allows her to carry. This conveniently-blind representative saw the scow receive a number which was far in excess of its privilege, and winked a politic wink and said nothing. The pa.s.sengers bore with meekness the cheat which had been put upon them, and made no complaint.
It was like being at home in America, where abused pa.s.sengers act in just the same way. A few days before, the Union Company had discharged a captain for getting a boat into danger, and had advertised this act as evidence of its vigilance in looking after the safety of the pa.s.sengers-for thugging a captain costs the company nothing, but when opportunity offered to send this dangerously overcrowded tub to sea and save a little trouble and a tidy penny by it, it forgot to worry about the pa.s.senger"s safety.
The first officer told me that the Flora was privileged to carry 125 pa.s.sengers. She must have had all of 200 on board. All the cabins were full, all the cattle-stalls in the main stable were full, the s.p.a.ces at the heads of companionways were full, every inch of floor and table in the swill-room was packed with sleeping men and remained so until the place was required for breakfast, all the chairs and benches on the hurricane deck were occupied, and still there were people who had to walk about all night!
If the Flora had gone down that night, half of the people on board would have been wholly without means of escape.
The owners of that boat were not technically guilty of conspiracy to commit murder, but they were morally guilty of it.
I had a cattle-stall in the main stable-a cavern fitted up with a long double file of two-storied bunks, the files separated by a calico part.i.tion-twenty men and boys on one side of it, twenty women and girls on the other. The place was as dark as the soul of the Union Company, and smelt like a kennel. When the vessel got out into the heavy seas and began to pitch and wallow, the cavern prisoners became immediately seasick, and then the peculiar results that ensued laid all my previous experiences of the kind well away in the shade. And the wails, the groans, the cries, the shrieks, the strange e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.i.o.ns-it was wonderful.
The women and children and some of the men and boys spent the night in that place, for they were too ill to leave it; but the rest of us got up, by and by, and finished the night on the hurricane-deck.
That boat was the foulest I was ever in; and the smell of the breakfast saloon when we threaded our way among the layers of steaming pa.s.sengers stretched upon its floor and its tables was incomparable for efficiency.
A good many of us got ash.o.r.e at the first way-port to seek another ship. After a wait of three hours we got good rooms in the Mahinapua, a wee little bridal-parlor of a boat-only 205 tons burthen; clean and comfortable; good service; good beds; good table, and no crowding. The seas danced her about like a duck, but she was safe and capable.
Next morning early she went through the French Pa.s.s-a narrow gateway of rock, between bold headlands-so narrow, in fact, that it seemed no wider than a street. The current tore through there like a mill-race, and the boat darted through like a telegram. The pa.s.sage was made in half a minute; then we were in a wide place where n.o.ble vast eddies swept grandly round and round in shoal water, and I wondered what they would do with the little boat. They did as they pleased with her. They picked her up and flung her around like nothing and landed her gently on the solid, smooth bottom of sand-so gently, indeed, that we barely felt her touch it, barely felt her quiver when she came to a standstill. The water was as clear as gla.s.s, the sand on the bottom was vividly distinct, and the fishes seemed to be swimming about in nothing. Fishing lines were brought out, but before we could bait the hooks the boat was off and away again.
CHAPTER x.x.xIII.
Let us be grateful to Adam our benefactor. He cut us out of the "blessing of idleness," and won for us the "curse of labor."
-Pudd"nhead Wilson"s New Calendar.
We soon reached the town of Nelson, and spent the most of the day there, visiting acquaintances and driving with them about the garden-the whole region is a garden, excepting the scene of the "Maungatapu Murders," of thirty years ago. That is a wild place-wild and lonely; an ideal place for a murder. It is at the base of a vast, rugged, densely timbered mountain. In the deep twilight of that forest solitude four desperate rascals-Burgess, Sullivan, Levy, and Kelley-ambushed themselves beside the mountain-trail to murder and rob four travelers-Kempthorne, Mathieu, Dudley, and De Pontius, the latter a New Yorker. A harmless old laboring man came wandering along, and as his presence was an embarra.s.sment, they choked him, hid him, and then resumed their watch for the four. They had to wait a while, but eventually everything turned out as they desired.
That dark episode is the one large event in the history of Nelson. The fame of it traveled far. Burgess made a confession. It is a remarkable paper. For brevity, succinctness, and concentration, it is perhaps without its peer in the literature of murder. There are no waste words in it; there is no obtrusion of matter not pertinent to the occasion, nor any departure from the dispa.s.sionate tone proper to a formal business statement-for that is what it is: a business statement of a murder, by the chief engineer of it, or superintendent, or foreman, or whatever one may prefer to call him.
"We were getting impatient, when we saw four men and a pack-horse coming. I left my cover and had a look at the men, for Levy had told me that Mathieu was a small man and wore a large beard, and that it was a chestnut horse. I said, "Here they come." They were then a good distance away; I took the caps off my gun, and put fresh ones on. I said, "You keep where you are, I"ll put them up, and you give me your gun while you tie them." It was arranged as I have described. The men came; they arrived within about fifteen yards when I stepped up and said, "Stand! bail up!" That means all of them to get together. I made them fall back on the upper side of the road with their faces up the range, and Sullivan brought me his gun, and then tied their hands behind them. The horse was very quiet all the time, he did not move. When they were all tied, Sullivan took the horse up the hill, and put him in the bush; he cut the rope and let the swags-[A "swag" is a kit, a pack, small baggage.]-fall on the ground, and then came to me. We then marched the men down the incline to the creek; the water at this time barely running. Up this creek we took the men; we went, I daresay, five or six hundred yards up it, which took us nearly half-an-hour to accomplish. Then we turned to the right up the range; we went, I daresay, one hundred and fifty yards from the creek, and there we sat down with the men. I said to Sullivan, "Put down your gun and search these men," which he did. I asked them their several names; they told me. I asked them if they were expected at Nelson. They said, "No." If such their lives would have been spared. In money we took L60 odd. I said, "Is this all you have? You had better tell me." Sullivan said, "Here is a bag of gold." I said, "What"s on that pack-horse? Is there any gold?" when Kempthorne said, "Yes, my gold is in the portmanteau, and I trust you will not take it all." "Well," I said, "we must take you away one at a time, because the range is steep just here, and then we will let you go." They said, "All right," most cheerfully. We tied their feet, and took Dudley with us; we went about sixty yards with him. This was through a scrub. It was arranged the night previously that it would be best to choke them, in case the report of the arms might be heard from the road, and if they were missed they never would be found. So we tied a handkerchief over his eyes, when Sullivan took the sash off his waist, put it round his neck, and so strangled him. Sullivan, after I had killed the old laboring man, found fault with the way he was choked. He said, "The next we do I"ll show you my way." I said, "I have never done such a thing before. I have shot a man, but never choked one." We returned to the others, when Kempthorne said, "What noise was that?" I said it was caused by breaking through the scrub. This was taking too much time, so it was agreed to shoot them. With that I said, "We"ll take you no further, but separate you, and then loose one of you, and he can relieve the others." So with that, Sullivan took De Pontius to the left of where Kempthorne was sitting. I took Mathieu to the right. I tied a strap round his legs, and shot him with a revolver. He yelled, I ran from him with my gun in my hand, I sighted Kempthorne, who had risen to his feet. I presented the gun, and shot him behind the right ear; his life"s blood welled from him, and he died instantaneously. Sullivan had shot De Pontius in the meantime, and then came to me. I said, "Look to Mathieu," indicating the spot where he lay. He shortly returned and said, "I had to "chiv" that fellow, he was not dead," a cant word, meaning that he had to stab him. Returning to the road we pa.s.sed where De Pontius lay and was dead. Sullivan said, "This is the digger, the others were all storekeepers; this is the digger, let"s cover him up, for should the others be found, they"ll think he done it and sloped," meaning he had gone. So with that we threw all the stones on him, and then left him. This b.l.o.o.d.y work took nearly an hour and a half from the time we stopped the men."
Anyone who reads that confession will think that the man who wrote it was dest.i.tute of emotions, dest.i.tute of feeling. That is partly true. As regarded others he was plainly without feeling-utterly cold and pitiless; but as regarded himself the case was different. While he cared nothing for the future of the murdered men, he cared a great deal for his own. It makes one"s flesh creep to read the introduction to his confession. The judge on the bench characterized it as "scandalously blasphemous," and it certainly reads so, but Burgess meant no blasphemy. He was merely a brute, and whatever he said or wrote was sure to expose the fact. His redemption was a very real thing to him, and he was as jubilantly happy on the gallows as ever was Christian martyr at the stake. We dwellers in this world are strangely made, and mysteriously circ.u.mstanced. We have to suppose that the murdered men are lost, and that Burgess is saved; but we cannot suppress our natural regrets.
"Written in my dungeon drear this 7th of August, in the year of Grace, 1866. To G.o.d be ascribed all power and glory in subduing the rebellious spirit of a most guilty wretch, who has been brought, through the instrumentality of a faithful follower of Christ, to see his wretched and guilty state, inasmuch as. .h.i.therto he has led an awful and wretched life, and through the a.s.surance of this faithful soldier of Christ, he has been led and also believes that Christ will yet receive and cleanse him from all his deep-dyed and b.l.o.o.d.y sins. I lie under the imputation which says, "Come now and let us reason together, saith the Lord: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool." On this promise I rely."
We sailed in the afternoon late, spent a few hours at New Plymouth, then sailed again and reached Auckland the next day, November 20th, and remained in that fine city several days. Its situation is commanding, and the sea-view is superb. There are charming drives all about, and by courtesy of friends we had opportunity to enjoy them. From the gra.s.sy crater-summit of Mount Eden one"s eye ranges over a grand sweep and variety of scenery-forests clothed in luxuriant foliage, rolling green fields, conflagrations of flowers, receding and dimming stretches of green plain, broken by lofty and symmetrical old craters-then the blue bays twinkling and sparkling away into the dreamy distances where the mountains loom spiritual in their veils of haze.
It is from Auckland that one goes to Rotorua, the region of the renowned hot lakes and geysers-one of the chief wonders of New Zealand; but I was not well enough to make the trip. The government has a sanitorium there, and everything is comfortable for the tourist and the invalid. The government"s official physician is almost over-cautious in his estimates of the efficacy of the baths, when he is talking about rheumatism, gout, paralysis, and such things; but when he is talking about the effectiveness of the waters in eradicating the whisky-habit, he seems to have no reserves. The baths will cure the drinking-habit no matter how chronic it is-and cure it so effectually that even the desire to drink intoxicants will come no more. There should be a rush from Europe and America to that place; and when the victims of alcoholism find out what they can get by going there, the rush will begin.