Monday, May 4. Steaming slowly in the stupendous Delagoa Bay, its dim arms stretching far away and disappearing on both sides. It could furnish plenty of room for all the ships in the world, but it is shoal. The lead has given us 3 1/2 fathoms several times and we are drawing that, lacking 6 inches.

A bold headland-precipitous wall, 150 feet high, very strong, red color, stretching a mile or so. A man said it was Portuguese blood-battle fought here with the natives last year. I think this doubtful. Pretty cl.u.s.ter of houses on the tableland above the red and rolling stretches of gra.s.s and groups of trees, like England.

The Portuguese have the railroad (one pa.s.senger train a day) to the border-70 miles-then the Netherlands Company have it. Thousands of tons of freight on the sh.o.r.e-no cover. This is Portuguese allover-indolence, piousness, poverty, impotence.

Crews of small boats and tugs, all jet black woolly heads and very muscular.

Winter. The South African winter is just beginning now, but n.o.body but an expert can tell it from summer. However, I am tired of summer; we have had it unbroken for eleven months. We spent the afternoon on sh.o.r.e, Delagoa Bay. A small town-no sights. No carriages. Three "rickshas, but we couldn"t get them-apparently private. These Portuguese are a rich brown, like some of the Indians. Some of the blacks have the long horse heads and very long chins of the negroes of the picture books; but most of them are exactly like the negroes of our Southern States round faces, flat noses, good-natured, and easy laughers.



Flocks of black women pa.s.sed along, carrying outrageously heavy bags of freight on their heads. The quiver of their leg as the foot was planted and the strain exhibited by their bodies showed what a tax upon their strength the load was. They were stevedores and doing full stevedore"s work. They were very erect when unladden-from carrying heavy loads on their heads-just like the Indian women. It gives them a proud fine carriage.

Sometimes one saw a woman carrying on her head a laden and top-heavy basket the shape of an inverted pyramid-its top the size of a soup-plate, its base the diameter of a teacup. It required nice balancing-and got it.

No bright colors; yet there were a good many Hindoos.

The Second Cla.s.s Pa.s.senger came over as usual at "lights out" (11) and we lounged along the s.p.a.cious vague solitudes of the deck and smoked the peaceful pipe and talked. He told me an incident in Mr. Barnum"s life which was evidently characteristic of that great showman in several ways: This was Barnum"s purchase of Shakespeare"s birthplace, a quarter of a century ago. The Second Cla.s.s Pa.s.senger was in Jamrach"s employ at the time and knew Barnum well. He said the thing began in this way. One morning Barnum and Jamrach were in Jamrach"s little private snuggery back of the wilderness of caged monkeys and snakes and other commonplaces of Jamrach"s stock in trade, refreshing themselves after an arduous stroke of business, Jamrach with something orthodox, Barnum with something heterodox-for Barnum was a teetotaler. The stroke of business was in the elephant line. Jamrach had contracted to deliver to Barnum in New York 18 elephants for $360,000 in time for the next season"s opening. Then it occurred to Mr. Barnum that he needed a "card". He suggested Jumbo. Jamrach said he would have to think of something else-Jumbo couldn"t be had; the Zoo wouldn"t part with that elephant. Barnum said he was willing to pay a fortune for Jumbo if he could get him. Jamrach said it was no use to think about it; that Jumbo was as popular as the Prince of Wales and the Zoo wouldn"t dare to sell him; all England would be outraged at the idea; Jumbo was an English inst.i.tution; he was part of the national glory; one might as well think of buying the Nelson monument. Barnum spoke up with vivacity and said: "It"s a first-rate idea. I"ll buy the Monument."

Jamrach was speechless for a second. Then he said, like one ashamed "You caught me. I was napping. For a moment I thought you were in earnest."

Barnum said pleasantly- "I was in earnest. I know they won"t sell it, but no matter, I will not throw away a good idea for all that. All I want is a big advertis.e.m.e.nt. I will keep the thing in mind, and if nothing better turns up I will offer to buy it. That will answer every purpose. It will furnish me a couple of columns of gratis advertising in every English and American paper for a couple of months, and give my show the biggest boom a show ever had in this world."

Jamrach started to deliver a burst of admiration, but was interrupted by Barnum, who said: "Here is a state of things! England ought to blush."

His eye had fallen upon something in the newspaper. He read it through to himself, then read it aloud. It said that the house that Shakespeare was born in at Stratford-on-Avon was falling gradually to ruin through neglect; that the room where the poet first saw the light was now serving as a butcher"s shop; that all appeals to England to contribute money (the requisite sum stated) to buy and repair the house and place it in the care of salaried and trustworthy keepers had fallen resultless. Then Barnum said: "There"s my chance. Let Jumbo and the Monument alone for the present-they"ll keep. I"ll buy Shakespeare"s house. I"ll set it up in my Museum in New York and put a gla.s.s case around it and make a sacred thing of it; and you"ll see all America flock there to worship; yes, and pilgrims from the whole earth; and I"ll make them take their hats off, too. In America we know how to value anything that Shakespeare"s touch has made holy. You"ll see."

In conclusion the S. C. P. said: "That is the way the thing came about. Barnum did buy Shakespeare"s house. He paid the price asked, and received the properly attested doc.u.ments of sale. Then there was an explosion, I can tell you. England rose! That, the birthplace of the master-genius of all the ages and all the climes-that priceless possession of Britain-to be carted out of the country like so much old lumber and set up for sixpenny desecration in a Yankee show-shop-the idea was not to be tolerated for a moment. England rose in her indignation; and Barnum was glad to relinquish his prize and offer apologies. However, he stood out for a compromise; he claimed a concession-England must let him have Jumbo. And England consented, but not cheerfully."

It shows how, by help of time, a story can grow-even after Barnum has had the first innings in the telling of it. Mr. Barnum told me the story himself, years ago. He said that the permission to buy Jumbo was not a concession; the purchase was made and the animal delivered before the public knew anything about it. Also, that the securing of Jumbo was all the advertis.e.m.e.nt he needed. It produced many columns of newspaper talk, free of cost, and he was satisfied. He said that if he had failed to get Jumbo he would have caused his notion of buying the Nelson Monument to be treacherously smuggled into print by some trusty friend, and after he had gotten a few hundred pages of gratuitous advertising out of it, he would have come out with a blundering, obtuse, but warm-hearted letter of apology, and in a postscript to it would have naively proposed to let the Monument go, and take Stonehenge in place of it at the same price.

It was his opinion that such a letter, written with well-simulated asinine innocence and gush would have gotten his ignorance and stupidity an amount of newspaper abuse worth six fortunes to him, and not purchasable for twice the money.

I knew Mr. Barnum well, and I placed every confidence in the account which he gave me of the Shakespeare birthplace episode. He said he found the house neglected and going-to decay, and he inquired into the matter and was told that many times earnest efforts had been made to raise money for its proper repair and preservation, but without success. He then proposed to buy it. The proposition was entertained, and a price named-$50,000, I think; but whatever it was, Barnum paid the money down, without remark, and the papers were drawn up and executed. He said that it had been his purpose to set up the house in his Museum, keep it in repair, protect it from name-scribblers and other desecrators, and leave it by bequest to the safe and perpetual guardianship of the Smithsonian Inst.i.tute at Washington.

But as soon as it was found that Shakespeare"s house had pa.s.sed into foreign hands and was going to be carried across the ocean, England was stirred as no appeal from the custodians of the relic had ever stirred England before, and protests came flowing in-and money, too, to stop the outrage. Offers of repurchase were made-offers of double the money that Mr. Barnum had paid for the house. He handed the house back, but took only the sum which it had cost him-but on the condition that an endowment sufficient for the future safeguarding and maintenance of the sacred relic should be raised. This condition was fulfilled.

That was Barnum"s account of the episode; and to the end of his days he claimed with pride and satisfaction that not England, but America-represented by him-saved the birthplace of Shakespeare from destruction.

At 3 P.M., May 6th, the ship slowed down, off the land, and thoughtfully and cautiously picked her way into the snug harbor of Durban, South Africa.

CHAPTER LXV.

In statesmanship get the formalities right, never mind about the moralities.

-Pudd"nhead Wilson"s New Calendar.

FROM DIARY: Royal Hotel. Comfortable, good table, good service of natives and Madrasis. Curious jumble of modern and ancient city and village, primitiveness and the other thing. Electric bells, but they don"t ring. Asked why they didn"t, the watchman in the office said he thought they must be out of order; he thought so because some of them rang, but most of them didn"t. Wouldn"t it be a good idea to put them in order? He hesitated-like one who isn"t quite sure-then conceded the point.

May 7. A bang on the door at 6. Did I want my boots cleaned? Fifteen minutes later another bang. Did we want coffee? Fifteen later, bang again, my wife"s bath ready; 15 later, my bath ready. Two other bangs; I forget what they were about. Then lots of shouting back and forth, among the servants just as in an Indian hotel.

Evening. At 4 P.M. it was unpleasantly warm. Half-hour after sunset one needed a spring overcoat; by 8 a winter one.

Durban is a neat and clean town. One notices that without having his attention called to it.

Rickshaws drawn by splendidly built black Zulus, so overflowing with strength, seemingly, that it is a pleasure, not a pain, to see them s.n.a.t.c.h a rickshaw along. They smile and laugh and show their teeth-a good-natured lot. Not allowed to drink; 2s per hour for one person; 3s for two; 3d for a course-one person.

The chameleon in the hotel court. He is fat and indolent and contemplative; but is business-like and capable when a fly comes about-reaches out a tongue like a teaspoon and takes him in. He gums his tongue first. He is always pious, in his looks. And pious and thankful both, when Providence or one of us sends him a fly. He has a froggy head, and a back like a new grave-for shape; and hands like a bird"s toes that have been frostbitten. But his eyes are his exhibition feature. A couple of skinny cones project from the sides of his head, with a wee shiny bead of an eye set in the apex of each; and these cones turn bodily like pivot-guns and point every-which-way, and they are independent of each other; each has its own exclusive machinery. When I am behind him and C. in front of him, he whirls one eye rearwards and the other forwards-which gives him a most Congressional expression (one eye on the const.i.tuency and one on the swag); and then if something happens above and below him he shoots out one eye upward like a telescope and the other downward-and this changes his expression, but does not improve it.

Natives must not be out after the curfew bell without a pa.s.s. In Natal there are ten blacks to one white.

St.u.r.dy plump creatures are the women. They comb their wool up to a peak and keep it in position by stiffening it with brown-red clay-half of this tower colored, denotes engagement; the whole of it colored denotes marriage.

None but heathen Zulus on the police; Christian ones not allowed.

May 9. A drive yesterday with friends over the Berea. Very fine roads and lofty, overlooking the whole town, the harbor, and the sea-beautiful views. Residences all along, set in the midst of green lawns with shrubs and generally one or two intensely red outbursts of poinsettia-the flaming splotch of blinding red a stunning contrast with the world of surrounding green. The cactus tree-candelabrum-like; and one twisted like gray writhing serpents. The "flat-crown" (should be flat-roof)-half a dozen naked branches full of elbows, slant upward like artificial supports, and fling a roof of delicate foliage out in a horizontal platform as flat as a floor; and you look up through this thin floor as through a green cobweb or veil. The branches are j.a.panesich. All about you is a bewildering variety of unfamiliar and beautiful trees; one sort wonderfully dense foliage and very dark green-so dark that you notice it at once, notwithstanding there are so many orange trees. The "flamboyant"-not in flower, now, but when in flower lives up to its name, we are told. Another tree with a lovely upright ta.s.sel scattered among its rich greenery, red and glowing as a firecoal. Here and there a gum-tree; half a dozen lofty Norfolk Island pines lifting their fronded arms skyward. Groups of tall bamboo.

Saw one bird. Not many birds here, and they have no music-and the flowers not much smell, they grow so fast.

Everything neat and trim and clean like the town. The loveliest trees and the greatest variety I have ever seen anywhere, except approaching Darjeeling. Have not heard anyone call Natal the garden of South Africa, but that is what it probably is.

It was when Bishop of Natal that Colenso raised such a storm in the religious world. The concerns of religion are a vital matter here yet. A vigilant eye is kept upon Sunday. Museums and other dangerous resorts are not allowed to be open. You may sail on the Bay, but it is wicked to play cricket. For a while a Sunday concert was tolerated, upon condition that it must be admission free and the money taken by collection. But the collection was alarmingly large and that stopped the matter. They are particular about babies. A clergyman would not bury a child according to the sacred rites because it had not been baptized. The Hindoo is more liberal. He burns no child under three, holding that it does not need purifying.

The King of the Zulus, a fine fellow of 30, was banished six years ago for a term of seven years. He is occupying Napoleon"s old stand-St. Helena. The people are a little nervous about having him come back, and they may well be, for Zulu kings have been terrible people sometimes-like Tchaka, Dingaan, and Cetewayo.

There is a large Trappist monastery two hours from Durban, over the country roads, and in company with Mr. Milligan and Mr. Hunter, general manager of the Natal government railways, who knew the heads of it, we went out to see it.

There it all was, just as one reads about it in books and cannot believe that it is so-I mean the rough, hard work, the impossible hours, the scanty food, the coa.r.s.e raiment, the Maryborough beds, the tabu of human speech, of social intercourse, of relaxation, of amus.e.m.e.nt, of entertainment, of the presence of woman in the men"s establishment. There it all was. It was not a dream, it was not a lie. And yet with the fact before one"s face it was still incredible. It is such a sweeping suppression of human instincts, such an extinction of the man as an individual.

La Trappe must have known the human race well. The scheme which he invented hunts out everything that a man wants and values-and withholds it from him. Apparently there is no detail that can help make life worth living that has not been carefully ascertained and placed out of the Trappist"s reach. La Trappe must have known that there were men who would enjoy this kind of misery, but how did he find it out?

If he had consulted you or me he would have been told that his scheme lacked too many attractions; that it was impossible; that it could never be floated. But there in the monastery was proof that he knew the human race better than it knew itself. He set his foot upon every desire that a man has-yet he floated his project, and it has prospered for two hundred years, and will go on prospering forever, no doubt.

Man likes personal distinction-there in the monastery it is obliterated. He likes delicious food-there he gets beans and bread and tea, and not enough of it. He likes to lie softly-there he lies on a sand mattress, and has a pillow and a blanket, but no sheet. When he is dining, in a great company of friends, he likes to laugh and chat-there a monk reads a holy book aloud during meals, and n.o.body speaks or laughs. When a man has a hundred friends about him, evenings, he likes to have a good time and run late-there he and the rest go silently to bed at 8; and in the dark, too; there is but a loose brown robe to discard, there are no night-clothes to put on, a light is not needed. Man likes to lie abed late-there he gets up once or twice in the night to perform some religious office, and gets up finally for the day at two in the morning. Man likes light work or none at all-there he labors all day in the field, or in the blacksmith shop or the other shops devoted to the mechanical trades, such as shoemaking, saddlery, carpentry, and so on. Man likes the society of girls and women-there he never has it. He likes to have his children about him, and pet them and play with them-there he has none. He likes billiards-there is no table there. He likes outdoor sports and indoor dramatic and musical and social entertainments-there are none there. He likes to bet on things-I was told that betting is forbidden there. When a man"s temper is up he likes to pour it out upon somebody there this is not allowed. A man likes animals-pets; there are none there. He likes to smoke-there he cannot do it. He likes to read the news-no papers or magazines come there. A man likes to know how his parents and brothers and sisters are getting along when he is away, and if they miss him-there he cannot know. A man likes a pretty house, and pretty furniture, and pretty things, and pretty colors-there he has nothing but naked aridity and sombre colors. A man likes-name it yourself: whatever it is, it is absent from that place.

From what I could learn, all that a man gets for this is merely the saving of his soul.

It all seems strange, incredible, impossible. But La Trappe knew the race. He knew the powerful attraction of unattractiveness; he knew that no life could be imagined, howsoever comfortless and forbidding, but somebody would want to try it.

This parent establishment of Germans began its work fifteen years ago, strangers, poor, and unencouraged; it owns 15,000 acres of land now, and raises grain and fruit, and makes wines, and manufactures all manner of things, and has native apprentices in its shops, and sends them forth able to read and write, and also well equipped to earn their living by their trades. And this young establishment has set up eleven branches in South Africa, and in them they are christianizing and educating and teaching wage-yielding mechanical trades to 1,200 boys and girls. Protestant Missionary work is coldly regarded by the commercial white colonist all over the heathen world, as a rule, and its product is nicknamed "rice-Christians" (occupationless incapables who join the church for revenue only), but I think it would be difficult to pick a flaw in the work of these Catholic monks, and I believe that the disposition to attempt it has not shown itself.

Tuesday, May 12. Transvaal politics in a confused condition. First the sentencing of the Johannesburg Reformers startled England by its severity; on the top of this came Kruger"s exposure of the cipher correspondence, which showed that the invasion of the Transvaal, with the design of seizing that country and adding it to the British Empire, was planned by Cecil Rhodes and Beit-which made a revulsion in English feeling, and brought out a storm against Rhodes and the Chartered Company for degrading British honor. For a good while I couldn"t seem to get at a clear comprehension of it, it was so tangled. But at last by patient study I have managed it, I believe. As I understand it, the Uitlanders and other Dutchmen were dissatisfied because the English would not allow them to take any part in the government except to pay taxes. Next, as I understand it, Dr. Kruger and Dr. Jameson, not having been able to make the medical business pay, made a raid into Matabeleland with the intention of capturing the capital, Johannesburg, and holding the women and children to ransom until the Uitlanders and the other Boers should grant to them and the Chartered Company the political rights which had been withheld from them. They would have succeeded in this great scheme, as I understand it, but for the interference of Cecil Rhodes and Mr. Beit, and other Chiefs of the Matabele, who persuaded their countrymen to revolt and throw off their allegiance to Germany. This, in turn, as I understand it, provoked the King of Abyssinia to destroy the Italian army and fall back upon Johannesburg; this at the instigation of Rhodes, to bull the stock market.

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